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Lying Dog-faced Pony Soldier

Things that Drumph Never Said

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September 16, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #Problematic, ACHOO!, Block Editor, Compound W, CRUNK JUICE!!!, democrats, Dick Filled Asshole, Fat Piece of Shit, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, hopey changey shit, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, I Don't Give A Shit, i'm zero indians, is tee-roy still in prison?, Just Another Fucking Category, Kinky Afro, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., Lobster Thermidor, lying phquer, new post needed ASAP!!!, North American Goat Love Association, nose nuggets, Not Enough Categories ffs, O, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, polishing turds, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, riding the cock carousel, Shut Your Prison Pussy, soakin' the ole T-bone, starfish, swinging with friends, Taint Tanner, the old ass-hair combover trick, The Steam Off My Shit, This is a Category, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, this post stinks, this post sucks, whatever, Whiny little twerp, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, worst post evah!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . Tags: Brain Diseased, Sniffing for Votes, That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 199 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in America on March 1st, 1994. She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 30 – 24 – 34 and 123 lbs. Please grab a sandwich for Miss Colleen Cole.

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September 3, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, Aliens, American Hero, ann coulter, At least we're not Ontario, BBF, Boobs, BOOP!, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Canine, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Don't Talk Shit About Total, fat chicks, flowering flower, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, High and tight, Hulk Smash, I feel like chicken tonight., In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, Like a Viking, Microvag, Mini Eggs, misogyny, needs more tartar sauce, Old Person, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Pinch A Loaf, Plumbing, poat, racist, rape culture, Remembrance, Shut Your Prison Pussy, Smokeshow, Someone needs a sandwich . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 145 Comments

Karma

I think I mentioned in the comment section a glorious conversation I had with my stoner, loser, father in law. Let me expand the conversation so you can laugh and cry along with me.

First, I was down in FL on very short notice to fix up my POS condo that was to be sold. The tenants had trashed the place so I needed to paint, make a few repairs, and get the carpet replaced. Since this is Florida, you can’t count on anyone other than your own cheesebag. Hired cheesebags will stiff you, leave you wondering, and steal the cabinets from the walls if left unattended.

So there I was, after driving 8 hours, busting my ass for two days to repair said shit hole, when my asshole father in law invites me for dinner. Great, I say. No problem. I’ll meet you at your mom’s house (not a euphemism) and we’ll go our for Messican.

Out of the shower and I’m ready to go. Plans have changed, we’re going out for Vietnamese but whatever. I’m hungry and looking forward to some fun with GNDs grandma (she’s 91 and sharp as a tack) and her uncle, who is basically a Hostage. They’re awesome people and serve as a shield to my AHFIL. When I look at dear sweet grandma and ask her if she wants to ride with me, she informs that she’s not going. She thought it would be nice if AHFIL and I could spend time together.

The world stopped. I had gone deaf. Nothing made sense. I blinked, tried to gather my shit and desperately tried to control the fear and shock spreading across my face.

My mind instantly went to the scene in The Empire Strikes Back where Luke, missing a hand, beaten to a pulp, and hanging over the edge of an impossibly long fall, finds out he’s the spawn of Darth Vader. If I were in that situation and Vader was my AHFIL and he informed me in his deep, mechanical voice that he is indeed taking me out for Vietnamese for dinner alone, I would have fucking jumped too. Sweet death take me now.

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August 12, 2021
Categories: #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, Badtards, Bail Pupster Out For Once, Ball de Cheese, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Crime and Punishment, Happy B-Day Michael, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, Happy Birfday Wiser, John Galt, Juice, Mister Mxyzptlk, Moist, Nice Melons, No Drama, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Thud Sandwich, Tincture of iodine, Yard and Garden, Your Mom, Your mom likes this, zero fucks . . Author: MJ . Comments: 139 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born September 9th, 2002 in Indianapolis, Indianna. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 36 – 28 – 36 and 115 lbs. Please welcome Miss Grace Boor.

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July 30, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, almond, American Hero, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Button Nose, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Emily's Dull Affect, flowering flower, High and tight, Hostages Legal Aid, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, Like a Viking, Luckiest Dog Alive, Nice Melons, No Drama, Old Person, police involvement, Smokeshow, Someone needs a sandwich, Thud Sandwich, TITS, Totally Nude, very rough misogynisting plucking . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 112 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born May 29, 1997 in the Russian Federation. I don’t believe she would fit in a carry-on bag at 34DD – 24 – 34. Please say hello to Miss Cristy Ren AKA Kristina Alexandrovna Gotfrid / Kristina Gotfrid / Кристина Готфрид.

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July 2, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Button Nose, condom free septic tank, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Hitler, Leave Poland Alone, Like a Viking, Russian Collusion, Thud Sandwich . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 128 Comments

This is Memeness

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June 26, 2021
Categories: #indogyears, #Problematic, alcohol, amazing post, Ed Balls, Fuck you Georgia, mardi gras groping, Plumbing, Snake, Who Cut The Cheese? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 65 Comments

Sunday Swiping

I’ve had a number of sites I visit for gifs and pictures over the years, one of the oldest is based in Finland called Kuvaton (translation “Indescribable”). It is a really basic and clean setup, users upload pictures and the community comments and up/downvotes. It was Imgur before Imgur, and I’ve been going there and swiping their stuff for over 10 years. I wait a couple of weeks and then browse all the accumulated pages for content.

Sometimes they get on a really good run, or I’m in a particular mindset where every post for pages and pages is just awesome. Today is one of those days. I’m going to post pictures and gifs below the fold.