Since the usual suspects were not available, I’ll go ahead and put up a poat that’s fresher than your mom after fleet week. Content will be minimal, a sampler of themes from the rest of the week.
We’ve got well-formed glutes and poorly-tucked penii. *check*
How about some hard-bodied pretty-boys? *check*
Bore, God of Blunder? *Check* and *Check*
And titties and a vacant stare. *Check* I’m not sure if she’s been featured before, and I’m too lazy to ask.
Make it yours –
You know you want to…
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)
Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID)
Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder
Intermittent Explosive Disorder
Sexual Arousal Disorder, Female
Post title is a tribute to a funny blog titled Hookers And Booze that used to run a pretty clever post called the Thursday Random (pretty sure that’s what it was called). H&B is still alive, just not the random meme posts which is a shame since they were pretty effin funny IMO.
Taking bets on who in this chat room spent the most amount of time in detention – the first one to say “never” is a filthy liar (or was a late bloomer).
The first time I ever heard the song “The Girl From Ipanema” was on an album by a 90’s band but I forget the name at this point It’s been covered countless times so it’s anyone’s guess who it was. I thought it was a Yo La Tengo album called Fakebook. It’s an album of cover songs! When I went to find the song I discovered it was not that one. Still a great album worth a listen.
Let’s try this one from the lovely and talented Elise Trouw
So, yesterday was my birthday, and not ONE person asked me this. You guys don’t care.
At work, they like to call me Karen to piss me off, so these are always amusing:
Dog memes are always funny:
Ok, this is a tad hurtful …
And now, we’re almost to the point we’ve all been waiting for …
Here it is – the QOTSA video you all knew was coming. This isn’t on any of the albums- it was released to those who pre-ordered one of their albums. It is freakin amazing.
Oh … this is bound to be good …
Yes, Yes, it is Josh.
This song is amazing:
No. Mostly because I overslept and I have no fresh ideas.
Wait, I know. This week, I’ll post nothing but pictures of women, not the usual trannies!
Word tattoos are dumb. By extension, so is she. Dumb girls are generally easy, so this should make me happy, but mostly makes me sad for her.
So I’m currently in Spain after spending the week in Baumholder, Germany. One of the perks of the job is that we go to military bases worldwide and do on the ground data collection, including interviews with local realtors. One of the downsides of the job is that we have to go to military bases worldwide and do on the ground data collection, including interviews with local realtors. It’s normally cool, but sucks when the base is located in a backwater next to nothing but small towns and the locals don’t speak English. But luckily I don’t have to do an assessment of Fort Polk this year.
I vaguely remember Dave(?) talking about being behind a truck that hit a vulture – the odor was evidently intense.
I worked as a chemist for a while at a specialty chemical company; we had a lot of flavors and fragrances roll thru the lab for quality testing. Almost everything had to be organoleptically assayed – odor and or taste. It was best to try to pawn off the furfural and mercaptan testing to someone else – they linger. Civet, onion, ass, cheese, baby powder, fish oils, skunk, and a myriad other funk was tested – It paid well…. don’t judge.
It’s amazing how concentration of odor changes your perception of it –
Up early today because I have to go try and do a thing at a place and I’m sure it will be at least moderately stressful. Feel free to conjecture about what and where and with whom, I’ll fill you all in on the details later. No worries, this is more of an “aw, man…” bummer than an “oh no!” bummer, it’s just that it’s going to eat up most of my morning and not be pleasant. I hope all of your days are blessed and unstressed.
I bet she’d look amazing in a pale yellow sundress with little pink flowers.
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