Hello spooners and herders, welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today is a college student from Portugal, a little light internet stalking reveals little statistical information, I can confirm the absence of the typical porchy pornstar mustache and and prehensile tail. Please stretch your calves and welcome, Miss Carolina Neto!
September 8, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, asshole, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Balls, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Booze, braunschweiger, Brut, Canine, Cartman, Chocolate, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., those are some big boobs, TurtleFacePlant, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 136 Comments
Hello hungry friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model was born June 1st, 1987 in Prague, Czech Republic. 5’8″, 40F-28-36 and 136 lbs, please say hello to Miss Shione Cooper!
August 11, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, bacon, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Balls, barely passable trannies, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beaver Button, Black helicopters, Boobs, Booze, braunschweiger, Brian Williams, Brut, but not the good kind, Buzzcut, Cash for Crunkers, CHAD, Chicks dig a nice tool, Compound W, Consumption, Coonskin, Dan Rather, Dang. I mean...dang., Double or nothing, Drinking heavily, Easter Pig, ember shoes, fat chicks, foreskin, Fourth Grade, fucking genius, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Hambone, Hanks, Happy, Hardware, High and tight, homophobe, I feel like chicken tonight., I used to be funneh and shit, Jayson Blair, Jesus Freak, Knockers, Lactation, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pron, Rub meat, She-Meat, slut, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, tubgirl, Tuesday, TurtleFacePlant, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, whiskey, wisermeany . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 124 Comments
Hello champagne drinkers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born on September 3rd, 1996 in Chicago, Illinois. She does teh pron and has really pretty eyes. 5’5″ tall, 34D-24-35, please think things through and welcome, Miss Lana Rhoades!
August 4, 2017
Categories: #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, ann coulter, BBF, bbq, Boobs, Booze, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brut, Suck It., Summaries, those are some big boobs, TurtleFacePlant . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 184 Comments
Hello Trash Pandas, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model today was born June 16th, 1988 in San Juan Capistrano, California. 34DD-26-36, 5 ft 4 in and 115 lb. Please mind your business and say hello to Miss Mai Ly (AKA Mai Mao, Penny, Erin Virgin, Mia Crush, Cute Cindy, Tiny Mia, Enya, Mia Melons, Majbrit).
June 30, 2017
Categories: BBF, Boobs, BOOP!, Booze, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 160 Comments
Hello lazy lions, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Our model was born October 20, 1991 in Dvůr Králové nad Labem, Czech Republic. 5’8″, 36D-26-37 and 130lbs, please stop pilates long enough to welcome, Miss Mary Queen! (AKA– Agata, Angela, Lena, Miela, Miela A, Mirka, Mirra, Mora Mia, Terry Fine, Miroslava Holzapflova)
June 16, 2017
Categories: #Problematic, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Buzzcut, Canine, Dang. I mean...dang., those are some big boobs, whatever . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 150 Comments
Hello lazy dogs, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model is from Austria, she stands 5’7″ and measures 38E-26-37 and 118lbs. Please Grüße das Vaterland and welcome, Miss Lillith von Titz!
June 2, 2017
Categories: And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Dang. I mean...dang., foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, furry, Heavy Metal Thunder, High and tight, Huevos divorciados, I'm gonna need new batteries, Knockers, Marathon not a sprint, Mercurochrome, mesadick, misogyny, One Foot Muff, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, police involvement, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, rush limbaugh, Shark Week, She-Meat, slut, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Sure Why Not, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, Tincture of iodine, TITS, Totally Nude, weiner, whatever, whiskey, Your mom should be on the new ten . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 215 Comments
Hello good people, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model is a former cam girl, current porn star, who made a video of petting the kitty in the school library that went viral and got her expelled. Born in Salem, Oregon on June 16, 1995, 5’9″ 32G-25-35 and 125lbs. Please form an orderly line and check out Miss Kendra Sunderland.
May 12, 2017
Categories: #Problematic, alcohol, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Beer, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Booze, Bowler, Brazil, Brian Williams, Lumbago, Lumber, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, meghan mccain fat, Mercurochrome, mesadick, Microvag, milestones, misogyny, One Foot Muff, open your chaste mouth, oxycontin, Peace Through Douche, peanut, personal junk, Plumbing, poat, police involvement, POON!, pron, Pure Genius, slut, Someone needs a sandwich, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Sure Why Not, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, weiner, whatever . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 207 Comments
Hello hair-pullers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Did you know this is Rob Schneider’s daughter? He must be very proud.
Your model is a food writer, journalist and broadcaster known for her popular cooking and lifestyle shows on British television. She was born January 6th, 1960 into the upper class family of Nigel Lawson (now Baron Lawson of Blaby) a Conservative politician who was Chancellor of the Exchequer under Margaret Thatcher’s cabinet. She stands 5’7″ tall, sports some 32G sized jumper pads and weighs in around 10.5 stone. Please stop trying to be someone else and say hello to Ms. Nigella Lawson.
May 5, 2017
Categories: alcohol, almond, bacon, BBF, bbq, beefcake, Beer, Birthday Cake, Boobs, Booze, Bugout Jelly, cashew, cereal, cheese, Chocolate, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Eggs, FUCK SALT!!!, Hambone, Huevos divorciados, I feel like chicken tonight., Lazy Man's Lobster, Lobster Benedict, Lobster Newburg, Lobster roll, Lobster Thermidor, LOVE SALT!!!, macadamia, quesadillas, Rub meat, She-Meat, skittles, Steamed Lobster, those are some big boobs, walnut, weiner, whiskey . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 139 Comments
Hello beaver chasers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
I really dig this band, I haven’t heard a song I don’t like.
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Your features today are a current TV Personality and former Adult Model, born February 8th, 1978 in Frankfort, Oder, East Germany. She measures 37-24-33, stands 4’11” and 123lbs. Bitte hol mir ein Bier and say hello to Miss Bettie Ballhaus !
April 28, 2017
Categories: Balls, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Ed Balls, foreskin, Hambone, Huevos divorciados, Knockers, mesadick, peanut, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, personal junk, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Sac and Fox, Taint Pics of Osprey, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, walnut, weiner, whatever, Where's Cyn?, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 169 Comments
Hello shit-talkers and two-drink mares, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model is an adult film star, and was born July 15, 1983 in Constanta, Romania. She measures 44G-32-36, 5‘7″ and 132lbs. Please step away from the table and say hello to Miss Sensual Jane!
April 14, 2017
Categories: alcohol, ann coulter, asshole, bacon, Balls, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Boobs, Booze, Dang. I mean...dang., pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, personal junk, Rub meat, Suck It., Summaries, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, Three card Monte, TITS, Totally Nude, weiner, whatever, Where's Cyn?, whiskey, Your dad likes this, Your mom likes this . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 177 Comments
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04/25/17
I wrote to Hillary Clinton when she was the First Lady. Here is copy…
Dear Mrs. Clinton,
If you’d give President Clinton a blow job once in a while he wouldn’t put a cigar in a ladies (my mommy calls her a whore whatever that is) hooha.
Sincerely,
Mare
Prove I didn’t send that to her.
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