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Hello scofflaws, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

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Your model today is an internet famous T-shirt peddler, and artist. Born in Florida on November 2nd, 1985, she stands 5’1″ and 114 lbs, 34DD-24-34. Please stop blowing squirrels and welcome, Ashley Pridgen aka Phoenix Beauty.

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Hello hummers and dogs who know the words, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model today was born on March 19, 1995 in Basingstoke, Hampshire, England.  She measures 30G-24-32 on the headturner scale, and stands 5’10” and the obligatory 125 lbs.  Please get off the barre and welcome, Miss Jamie Love aka Alice Brookes!

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

This song came on when I was pulling in your mom my driveway, and I stayed in the car and belted out the lyrics until it was over. I think I sounded better than Steve Perry in this live version:

 

 

Your model for today is from Texas, she’s 5’8″ tall and 32-23-36.  Please give a warm welcome to Miss Kara Del Toro !

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BBF Victory Lap 2016

Hello, and welcome to the victory parade edition of Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model for today has defeated all comers to be crowned Big Boob Friday Queen 2016.  You may know her as Lily from the AT&T commercials, or from her work on Cracked, Funny or Die, or her numerous stage and youtube appearances.  I dig her chilli because she is finely freckled, funnah, and even though I disagree with her politics, she is not all talk about her beliefs.  Also, nice rack.

Please join me in welcoming, Miss Melodious Yurbooty!

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BBF 2016 Championships

Hello and welcome to The 2016 Big Boob Friday Championships.  We have a classic contest shaping up, the Blonde Bimbo versus the Girl Next Door versus the Exotic European versus the Vivacious Redhead.

 

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First up, the winner of the popular vote, Miss Anastasiya Kvitko.

Next, in 2nd Place for total votes, Miss Milana Vayntrub.

Next up, Miss Sarah Rafferty.

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And finally, Miss Valeria Orsini.

 

 

 

 

 

 

BBF-Semi Finals IV Pup Picks

Hello, and Welcome to Big Boob Friday- Semi-Finals, Pupster Picks Edition.  These ladies didn’t get the most comments or upvotes, but made impactful first time appearances and have big boobs.  Please vote for your favorite at the end of the thread.

 

#1 Vicki Li

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/07/29/bbf-69/

Your model for today was born in China 0n July 31st, 1993,  currently living in Houston, TX.  She is active online, but only hands out mini snickers at Halloween.  She stands 5’3″, measures 32DDD-26-24, and 105lbs.  Please stop gawking and welcome, Miss Vicki Li aka Vickibaybeee!

Vicki Li

Vicki Li

 

#2 Audray de Macedo

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/08/19/gros-seins-vendredi/

Your model for today is a 20 year old French woman, model and law student. Please stop cross-fitting and welcome, Miss Audray de Macedo!

Audrey de Macedo

 

#3 Anastasiya Kvitko

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/09/23/bbbf-2/

Your subject for today was born in Kaliningrad, Russia on August 3rd, 1995.  She measures 5’9″, 37E-25-41(!).  Please stop oppressing short legged doggies and welcome, Miss Anastasiya Kvitko!

Anastasiya Kvitko

Anastasiya Kvitko

 

#4 Alex Hanson

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/11/11/bbf-80/

Your model for today was born October 24th, 1993 in Stillwater, Minnesota, Canada.  She measures 5’9″, 35-24-35.  Please stop lamenting long enough to welcome, Miss Alex Hanson!

Alex Hanson

Alex Hanson

 

*the Poles are Closed and Possibly Invaded by Russia*  Final Results:

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BBF- Playoffs II

Welcome to Big Boob Friday, Playoffs Round 2.  Your models today were posted by me this year, and were selected based upon the highest amount of “likes”.  Please vote for your favorite at the end of the poat, there will be additional rounds to follow.

#1 Milana Vyntrub

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/01/01/bbf-46/

5 Thumbs Up  7 Blogger Likes

Your model for today is an actress, comedian, writer and producer.  She was born in Tashkent, Uzbek SSR, USSR but moved to Hollywood when she was 3 years old.  She seems like a lot of fun even though she tries to hide her headlights under a bushel.  Please stop waving that hammer around and welcome, Miss Milana Vyntrub!  

Milana Vyntrub

#2 Julia Lescova

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/01/08/bbf-47/

4 Thumbs Up 6 Blogger Likes

Your model for today was born in Daugavpils, Latvia and currently lives in Los Angeles.  She was Guess’ lingerie spokesmodel in 2011 and measures 35-24-35.  Please stop dancing around the kitchen and welcome Miss Julia Lescova!

Julia Lescova

#3 Helga Lovekaty

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/04/01/bbf-56/

4 Thumbs Up 6 Blogger Likes

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Your model for today was born in St. Petersburg, Russia on April 7th, 1992.  She stands 5’9″, and measures 35D-25-34 and 115lbs.  Please stop counter-protesting long enough to welcome, Miss Helga Lovekaty!

Helga Lovekaty

#4 Laura Hanley

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/05/20/bbf-58/

4 Thumbs Up 6 Blogger Likes

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Your model was born on April 27, 1993 in Orlando, Florida.  She stands 5’6″, 118 lbs and 34DD-25-35.

Please stop climbing the corporate ladder long enough to welcome, Miss Laura Hanley!

Laura Hanley

 

*VOTING IS CLOSED*  RESULTS:

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I finally got around to taking a picture of my really cool hat the SS got me. Here’s me styling in my super cool new PJs too:

 

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BBF Playoffs

Hello, and welcome to the 2016 BBF Semi-Finals.

Today’s models were all posted by me in 2016, and were selected based on the highest number of comments in the thread.  Please cast a vote for your favorite, there will be another round or two before the finals.

 

#1 Valeria Orsini

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/04/22/bbf-59/

414 Comments

Your model for today lives in Miami but was born in Atlanta, Georgia on January 19th, 1990. She stands 5’2″, weighs 105lbs and measures 34-24-35. Please stop Dan from making it rain long enough to welcome, Miss Valeria Orsini!

Valeria Orsini

#2 – Charlotte Herbert

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/05/06/bbf-60/

393 comments

Your subject for today is a model, illustrator and cosplayer, born on January 7th, 1989 in Hungerford, Berkshire, England, UK. She is 5’7″ tall and weighs the obligatory 125lbs. Please ignore that smell long enough to welcome, Miss Charlotte Herbert (aka Chad Suicide, Charlotte Something).

Charlotte Herbert

Charlotte Herbert

#3 – Casey Batchelor

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/04/29/bbf-61/

362 Comments

Our features for today are naturally attached to a glamour model, musician, and reality show participant. Born October 2, 1985 in Essex, England, UK, EU, Earth, she measures 32FF-27-32, 5 ft 3 in and 112 lb. Please prepare a nice fruit salad and welcome, Miss Casey Batchelor!

 

Casey Batchelor

 

#4 – Nadia Naivnaya

https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/05/13/big-boob-friday-182/

321 Comments

Your model for today is currently in internet hiding because she posted some pictures of her humongous rack supporting her little kitty.  At one point she had a youtube channel, instagram, reddit and imgur account, but she hasn’t said much lately…I’m guess because her pictures might have gotten her some unwanted attention.  At any rate, she seems like a nice young lady from Russia (I guess) who is a classical singer and artist.  She likes kitties and holy crap does she have a nice set of ear-muffs.  Please stop being too specific and welcome, Miss Nadia Naivnaya!

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Nadia Naivnaya

 

 

Voting is closed.  Final Results:

 

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Hello personal space monkies, and welcome to Big Boob Friday!

 

 

 

Your model for today is a 20 something student from Los Angeles, CA, who made her big break playing tennis in a bikini on Youtube. Please stop crowding each other and welcome, Miss Elizabeth Anne!

 

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