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Your model for today was born on June 18th, 1997 in Kingston, Ontario Canada.  She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 38 – 24 – 35 and 137 lbs.  You know what to do for Miss Mary Lynn Neil.

 

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Your model for today is a sneaky one, her facebook is managed from Ukraine but her bio says she’s ‘merican.  She’s got really pretty eyes and big ol’ honkers so we’ll put her on the page and bask in the glow of Miss Louisa Khovanski.

 

We’re in the Matrix

I’m pretty sure we’re living in a simulation. To support this claim I want to draw your attention to the crazy that is 2020.

First, we’re witnessing white people become absolute racists in order to combat racism. I can’t only assume one of our programmers left a hashtag open and, well, here we are.

Second, a Chinese virus that was supposed to end the world – or at least come close – has turned out to be a bad flu season. I would bet all of my fake money that the code was outsourced to India and they read the requirements wrong. Covid = sys.exit() got written as: scriptcovid.2 (covid = flu. Dot not feather, always fucking up the code, amiright?

And lastly, this poor soul seems to have been built from a base character, but the game developers forgot to make the change from sausage to taco.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the weirdest thing on the internet at the moment…Danielle Muscato. Here’s a brief recap of the story if you haven’t heard about it. Basically our friend Danielle went into a Kroger and blew up at some poor soul that wasn’t wearing a face diaper. Danielle tried to get help from the store security guard and manager but they declined to prosecute this grave injustice. In response, Danielle starting harassing Kroger and the manager about their policy, and well, the blowback was swift. Look, this probably happens a few hundred times a day but for some reason this really struck a nerve with people. I have no idea why, except that perhaps Danielle is the avatar for all social justice warriors and you know, is a man.

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Your model for today was born February 10th, 1988 in Okinawa, Japan.  She stands 5 foot even and measures 47 – 33 – 35 and 95 lbs.  Please welcome back Miss Fuko Love AKA P-chan.

 

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Your model for today was born August 7th, 1991 in Perth, Australia.  She stands 5′ 7′ and measures 36 – 25 – 38 and 135 lbs.  Please take the charge and be amazed at the ball handling skills of Miss Jem Wolfie.

 

 

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Your model for today was born in Yamanashi, Japan on November 18th, 1997.  She stands 4′ 11″ and measures 39 – 24 – 34 and not many pounds.  Please line up to greet Miss Chika Yuuki .

 

Magnificent Moral Morale

Of course those words make no sense together. I began with the idea of showing some morale patches and then needed a title. After contemplating how close morale was to moral and wondering if there was any correlation between the two words I had a headache. So I poured more coffee. Then I realized I was one letter away from a MMM post of my own. And since we all love a good MMM I ran with it.

What Were We Thinking?

Beasts

All kinds of fantastic animals

1.2 billion views….  no idea who that is.

Crazy Money

So one of our fellow Hostages hit it big in the lottery. Yes, Troy won big. So did Uncle Sam who appreciates all the tax money to feed the machine. Always fun to imagine what you would do if you won the lottery. For me, part of the enjoyment of buying a lottery ticket, is daydreaming about what you’d do with all that money. Everyone says they will not change but secretly know they will. Here’s a few ideas of what to do with all that mad money.