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June 21, 2022
Categories: Your dad likes this, Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 182 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born May 19th, 1998 in Odessa, Ukraine. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 36 – 24 – 35 and 115 lbs. Please welcome Miss Stella Cardo.

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June 17, 2022
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Robins in the back yard
Freestone willy
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June 16, 2022
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MMM 493

First week of May. Geez, time flies when civilization is being wrecked, don’t it?

I haven’t had this yet and I’m going to need some soon.

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May 2, 2022
Categories: As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, homophobe, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, pelvic thrust, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, Shark Week, She-Meat, you might be gay if you like this, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 127 Comments

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In Honor of Mighty Mitch’s Massive Move & Future Art Endeavors

The Ugly Duchess (1513) by Quinten Massys
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March 10, 2022
Categories: asshat anonymous, bacon, Beret, Brian Williams, Catnaps, coonskin cap, dicking bimbos, Electrical, Floppy Disk, Genital Itch, Hardware, I Don't Give A Shit, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Lesbians, Magic Hat, mons of Marmota monax, Nigeria, October Surprise, peanuts and corn the night before, polishing turds, rape culture, Safety, sissymaryrosettacunt, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Taint Tanner, The Steam Off My Shit, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, wearing a wattle, With a tire iron, your mom likes a slippery trout, Z - we don't have a Z . Tags: artistic and shit . Author: jam2 . Comments: 177 Comments

What It’s Meme

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July 1, 2021
Categories: I feel like chicken tonight., If You Don't Like PattyAnn, Like a Viking, Like you know how to read., Rosetta Likes This, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, You Make Me Feel Like Dancing, you might be gay if you like this, Your dad likes this, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 122 Comments

Down the Rabbit Hole



I always think man, the people on You-tube used to be so creative. Remember when it first started how amazing it was? Yeah…see this video? How exciting is THIS?!?!?! The first back flip on You-tube

The first video I ever sent to Merv.

I’d like to thank lauraw for introducing me to this work of art…I believe it is part of the reason Merv fell madly in love with me……….three years after I showed him the video, but really…who’s counting?

The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.

Cybergoon squad…….the very first “weird side of You-tube” video.
And last, but not least, the VERY first video uploaded to You-tube by one of the founders enjoying his time at the zoo….my guess is, this guy is probably a rich mofo.

Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.

November 19, 2020
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A Post about Simpler Times

My grandma’s favorite song. She passed before I ever got to really know her, but rumor has it she was kind of an amazing gal. My mom gets teary eyes when she hears it.


My family is from the Ozarks in Missouri and my grandma insisted the family move to California so they wouldn’t be redneck. Never-mind the fact that their front yard was full of shot gun shells from shooting at squirrels (I used to walk around and collect them for whatever reason) and dead crows hung from the trees because they thought it’d scare the crows from eating their crops. When their house caught fire and burnt down, they rebuilt it with a wood burning cook-stove again. No modern appliances needed, thank you very much. These “rednecks” would give you the shirt off their backs if you showed up at their house. Unexpected visitors would get a full meal. I’d watch them pull out a metal coffee can, spoon some bacon grease out of it, put it in a cast iron skillet and cook you a fine breakfast, with fresh made corn bread to boot.

Farm people are a tough breed. I remember in my grandpa’s end days he lived with us and he fell….hard. He broke some ribs and his leg. My mom asked him if he wanted some cornbread before she called the ambulance. Old guy insisted on having fresh made cornbread from scratch before the ambulance was called because he knew the food would suck at the hospital.

Sometimes my grandpa would feed the hogs day old donuts and I can remember my cousins and I running out to the trough to get to them before the hogs did….why? Cuz chocolate. STFU THEY WERE ON TOP, OK?

I always thought this was a neat little newspaper article about my grandma’s parents.

I dunno, I guess I’m just waxing nostalgic today.

Romy’s song she put in chat deserves some love.

November 12, 2020
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, show me your tits, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Thor?, wisermeany, Xanthan gum, You have some Junk in the Trump, You Love Fish, It's Your Favorite, You People Make Me Sick, YOU WISH, Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 220 Comments

DEBATE OF DEATH

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This is going to be 90 minutes that we’ll never get back. Joe Biden is one of the dumbest guys to grace the national political stage. Everyone knows this. His family are grifters, his wife is a power hungry hag and his political round table is made up of old, fat, corrupt guys that have absolutely no issue with putting a hand up a skirt or 3. Fuck this guy sideways.

BIDEN

VS

GEOTUS

September 29, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Bowel Prep, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Happy B-Day Michael, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, Happy Birfday Wiser, Hardware, Headless Whoresman, Heads I win, I Love You Peeps, I used to be funneh and shit, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm 7 Indians, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, I'm all out of bubble gum, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Man-lesbians, ManBearPig, Marathon not a sprint, mardi gras groping, Marez-ee-dotes, oy!!, Pants Up, Don't Loot, paris hilton whore, quesadillas, QUID PRO QUO, QWERTY, racist, riding the cock carousel, right wing rethuglican, robust hindquarters, Rocky Dennis, Ronaldus Maximus, Snake juice guzzler, Strap On Anonymous, Stroller, Thorific, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 85 Comments

We’re in the Matrix

I’m pretty sure we’re living in a simulation. To support this claim I want to draw your attention to the crazy that is 2020.

First, we’re witnessing white people become absolute racists in order to combat racism. I can’t only assume one of our programmers left a hashtag open and, well, here we are.

Second, a Chinese virus that was supposed to end the world – or at least come close – has turned out to be a bad flu season. I would bet all of my fake money that the code was outsourced to India and they read the requirements wrong. Covid = sys.exit() got written as: scriptcovid.2 (covid = flu. Dot not feather, always fucking up the code, amiright?

And lastly, this poor soul seems to have been built from a base character, but the game developers forgot to make the change from sausage to taco.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the weirdest thing on the internet at the moment…Danielle Muscato. Here’s a brief recap of the story if you haven’t heard about it. Basically our friend Danielle went into a Kroger and blew up at some poor soul that wasn’t wearing a face diaper. Danielle tried to get help from the store security guard and manager but they declined to prosecute this grave injustice. In response, Danielle starting harassing Kroger and the manager about their policy, and well, the blowback was swift. Look, this probably happens a few hundred times a day but for some reason this really struck a nerve with people. I have no idea why, except that perhaps Danielle is the avatar for all social justice warriors and you know, is a man.

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August 11, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Fourth Grade, Fuck golf, GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, Hot-n-tot's birthday beating, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Leave Poland Alone, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Moon Pie Smash, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, pets, Pinch A Loaf, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, quesadillas, Snake juice guzzler, STFU, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Summaries, Three card Monte, vagine, Vaseline Kiss, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, Zzyzx . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 120 Comments

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