MoDa Countdown

Alright people, time is winding down to get prepped for Mother’s Day. Here are a few ideas.

Year Of The Pig

It’s a little early but like a horny college student I’m going for the pigs early in the evening. Next Tuesday in addition to it being the best SOTU ever it’s also the Chinese New Year aka Lunar New Year aka Spring Festival aka A Day No Cats Would Die.

Gummy Stuff

Saturday Boom Boom

Good morning, shmoopties! Finally gonna work on the garden after so many weeks of being kidnapped and forced to eat seafood on my days off this Summer. Just gonna take it down and get it tucked away for next Spring.

Boom.

Boom usually refers to an onomatopoeic word for the sound that an explosion makes. Boom may also refer to:

Objects

• Boom (containment), a temporary floating barrier used to contain an oil spill
• Boom (navigational barrier), an obstacle strung across a navigable stretch of water to control or block navigation
• Boom (sailing), spar at the foot of a sail on a sailboat
• Boom (windsurfing), a wishbone shaped piece of windsurfing equipment
• Boom (ship), a type of Arab sailing vessel
• Log boom, a barrier placed in a river
• Boom, the lifting part of a crane
• Boom microphone, used by a boom operator to record sound
• Boom, the rear fuselage of an aircraft, as in twin boom

Yeah so then there are other kinds of Boom. Booyah! The kind we like.

Not a big fan of some kinds of boom. YMMV, I’m getting old for this crap.

This is more like it but nah.

Then here’s some better Boom, because I kind of dig Fergie.

A documentary about a boom?

“I’m interested in the subject matter, but not that interested,” he explained during a panel at the Tribeca TV festival.

Not sure that’s a recipe for success, but I guess we’ll see.

Whatever, goatlovin’ jackasses.

This concludes our short roundup of what happens on the first page when you put the word ‘boom’ in duckduckgo’s search engine and press ‘Enter.’ Or, as you Boomers still call it, ‘Return.’ Can you still hear the sliding of the carriage, Clarice?

Have a delightful weekend and I hope you all get some Saturday BoomBoom.

Update with thanks to Jimbro: This is the kind of boom I woke up to this morning.

 

BBF

Hello my babies, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model for today was born March 2nd, 1994 in Edinburg, Texas. She stands 5’3″, 34D-24-34 and 95 lbs. Please fasten your seat belt and say Buenos Dias to Miss Megan Salinas.

Fishy – in a pos way

The weekend was a bust for fishing. Saturday was the first time I tried to do a little trout fishing in the area I now live. Lots of water, but it’s mainly mud-bottom stuff that non-salmonids do well in but the cold water fish don’t.

Spring Hain’t Sproingin’ Yet… pos

The robins and redwing black birds have been makin’ love noises out back for two weeks (+/-). Those little bastardos are gonna be hungry before all the snow leaves.