Hello fairies, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born November 15th, 1984 in Bury, Greater Manchester, England, Great Britain, United Kingdom. 34F-25-37, 5’9″ and 140lbs, please tickle your platypus and welcome, Miss Gemma Atkinson!
August 18, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Boobs, braunschweiger, Chicks dig a nice tool, Cockfacefuckaloo, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, Ed Balls, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Hunky Hump Day, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, Lactation, Lumber, mesadick, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, Nice Melons, Okay, Old Person, Suck It., Sure Why Not, Tastes More Like Regular . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 135 Comments
Hello hungry friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model was born June 1st, 1987 in Prague, Czech Republic. 5’8″, 40F-28-36 and 136 lbs, please say hello to Miss Shione Cooper!
August 11, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, bacon, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Balls, barely passable trannies, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beaver Button, Black helicopters, Boobs, Booze, braunschweiger, Brian Williams, Brut, but not the good kind, Buzzcut, Cash for Crunkers, CHAD, Chicks dig a nice tool, Compound W, Consumption, Coonskin, Dan Rather, Dang. I mean...dang., Double or nothing, Drinking heavily, Easter Pig, ember shoes, fat chicks, foreskin, Fourth Grade, fucking genius, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Hambone, Hanks, Happy, Hardware, High and tight, homophobe, I feel like chicken tonight., I used to be funneh and shit, Jayson Blair, Jesus Freak, Knockers, Lactation, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pron, Rub meat, She-Meat, slut, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, tubgirl, Tuesday, TurtleFacePlant, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, whiskey, wisermeany . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 124 Comments
From the NYTimes, so don’t click.
Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch. Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop. Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with sandwiches named “Padrino” and “Pomodoro” and ingredients like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette. I quickly asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and she anxiously nodded yes and we ate Mexican.
American upper-middle-class culture (where the opportunities are) is now laced with cultural signifiers that are completely illegible unless you happen to have grown up in this class. They play on the normal human fear of humiliation and exclusion. Their chief message is, “You are not welcome here.”
–David Brooks
July 11, 2017
Categories: !RALGNAB, #H2, alcohol, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beriberi, Booze, Bugout Jelly, cereal, CHAD, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dang. I mean...dang., duck face, Earworm dammit, Emily's Dull Affect, fat chicks, Genital Itch, Huevos divorciados, Whiny little twerp . . Author: MJ . Comments: 215 Comments
Hello Trash Pandas, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model today was born June 16th, 1988 in San Juan Capistrano, California. 34DD-26-36, 5 ft 4 in and 115 lb. Please mind your business and say hello to Miss Mai Ly (AKA Mai Mao, Penny, Erin Virgin, Mia Crush, Cute Cindy, Tiny Mia, Enya, Mia Melons, Majbrit).
June 30, 2017
Categories: BBF, Boobs, BOOP!, Booze, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 160 Comments
Hello lazy lions, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Our model was born October 20, 1991 in Dvůr Králové nad Labem, Czech Republic. 5’8″, 36D-26-37 and 130lbs, please stop pilates long enough to welcome, Miss Mary Queen! (AKA– Agata, Angela, Lena, Miela, Miela A, Mirka, Mirra, Mora Mia, Terry Fine, Miroslava Holzapflova)
June 16, 2017
Categories: #Problematic, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Buzzcut, Canine, Dang. I mean...dang., those are some big boobs, whatever . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 150 Comments
Pick a letter, any letter. Alright…keep it in your head. was it an “A”? Great. Now choose any odd number between 1 and 99. Next add your age. Divide by 4. The answer, if my calculations are right, is that Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby share more than a common first name.
June 15, 2017
Categories: #H2, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, CHAD, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, Lobster roll, Man-Lesbian . Tags: Who's gonna make me? . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 130 Comments
Hello beggars and buyers, welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model was born in Ft. Worth, Texas on July 10th, 1987. She stands 5’3″, 34F-26-36 and 130lbs. Please stop expecting new results and welcome, Miss Rebecca Lane!
June 9, 2017
Categories: BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Canine, Compound W, Dang. I mean...dang., duck face, Knockers, Lactation, Methadone Clinic Cougar, misogyny, One Foot Muff, oxycontin, Plumbing, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Richard Butt RIP, Scurvy, shut your whore mouth . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 170 Comments
Hello lazy dogs, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model is from Austria, she stands 5’7″ and measures 38E-26-37 and 118lbs. Please Grüße das Vaterland and welcome, Miss Lillith von Titz!
June 2, 2017
Categories: And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Dang. I mean...dang., foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, furry, Heavy Metal Thunder, High and tight, Huevos divorciados, I'm gonna need new batteries, Knockers, Marathon not a sprint, Mercurochrome, mesadick, misogyny, One Foot Muff, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, police involvement, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, rush limbaugh, Shark Week, She-Meat, slut, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Sure Why Not, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, Tincture of iodine, TITS, Totally Nude, weiner, whatever, whiskey, Your mom should be on the new ten . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 215 Comments
Hello shit-talkers and two-drink mares, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model is an adult film star, and was born July 15, 1983 in Constanta, Romania. She measures 44G-32-36, 5‘7″ and 132lbs. Please step away from the table and say hello to Miss Sensual Jane!
April 14, 2017
Categories: alcohol, ann coulter, asshole, bacon, Balls, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Boobs, Booze, Dang. I mean...dang., pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, personal junk, Rub meat, Suck It., Summaries, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, Three card Monte, TITS, Totally Nude, weiner, whatever, Where's Cyn?, whiskey, Your dad likes this, Your mom likes this . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 177 Comments
Hello scofflaws, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
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Your model today is an internet famous T-shirt peddler, and artist. Born in Florida on November 2nd, 1985, she stands 5’1″ and 114 lbs, 34DD-24-34. Please stop blowing squirrels and welcome, Ashley Pridgen aka Phoenix Beauty.
April 7, 2017
Categories: bacon, Balls, BBF, Beaver Button, Dang. I mean...dang., those are some big boobs, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 195 Comments
The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
04/25/17
I wrote to Hillary Clinton when she was the First Lady. Here is copy…
Dear Mrs. Clinton,
If you’d give President Clinton a blow job once in a while he wouldn’t put a cigar in a ladies (my mommy calls her a whore whatever that is) hooha.
Sincerely,
Mare
Prove I didn’t send that to her.
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