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Hello lazy lions, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Our model was born October 20, 1991 in Dvůr Králové nad Labem, Czech Republic. 5’8″, 36D-26-37 and 130lbs, please stop pilates long enough to welcome, Miss Mary Queen! (AKA– Agata, Angela, Lena, Miela, Miela A, Mirka, Mirra, Mora Mia, Terry Fine, Miroslava Holzapflova)

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June 16, 2017
Categories: #Problematic, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Buzzcut, Canine, Dang. I mean...dang., those are some big boobs, whatever . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 150 Comments

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Pick a letter, any letter. Alright…keep it in your head. was it an “A”? Great. Now choose any odd number between 1 and 99. Next add your age. Divide by 4. The answer, if my calculations are right, is that Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby share more than a common first name.

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June 15, 2017
Categories: #H2, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, CHAD, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, Lobster roll, Man-Lesbian . Tags: Who's gonna make me? . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 130 Comments

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Hello beggars and buyers, welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model was born in Ft. Worth, Texas on July 10th, 1987. She stands 5’3″, 34F-26-36 and 130lbs. Please stop expecting new results and welcome, Miss Rebecca Lane!

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June 9, 2017
Categories: BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Canine, Compound W, Dang. I mean...dang., duck face, Knockers, Lactation, Methadone Clinic Cougar, misogyny, One Foot Muff, oxycontin, Plumbing, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Richard Butt RIP, Scurvy, shut your whore mouth . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 170 Comments

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Hello lazy dogs, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model is from Austria, she stands 5’7″ and measures 38E-26-37 and 118lbs. Please Grüße das Vaterland and welcome, Miss Lillith von Titz!

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June 2, 2017
Categories: And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Dang. I mean...dang., foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, furry, Heavy Metal Thunder, High and tight, Huevos divorciados, I'm gonna need new batteries, Knockers, Marathon not a sprint, Mercurochrome, mesadick, misogyny, One Foot Muff, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, police involvement, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, rush limbaugh, Shark Week, She-Meat, slut, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Sure Why Not, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, Tincture of iodine, TITS, Totally Nude, weiner, whatever, whiskey, Your mom should be on the new ten . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 215 Comments

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Hello shit-talkers and two-drink mares, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model is an adult film star, and was born July 15, 1983 in Constanta, Romania. She measures 44G-32-36, 5‘7″ and 132lbs. Please step away from the table and say hello to Miss Sensual Jane!

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April 14, 2017
Categories: alcohol, ann coulter, asshole, bacon, Balls, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Boobs, Booze, Dang. I mean...dang., pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, personal junk, Rub meat, Suck It., Summaries, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, Three card Monte, TITS, Totally Nude, weiner, whatever, Where's Cyn?, whiskey, Your dad likes this, Your mom likes this . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 177 Comments

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Hello scofflaws, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

NSFW NSFW NSFW

Your model today is an internet famous T-shirt peddler, and artist. Born in Florida on November 2nd, 1985, she stands 5’1″ and 114 lbs, 34DD-24-34. Please stop blowing squirrels and welcome, Ashley Pridgen aka Phoenix Beauty.

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April 7, 2017
Categories: bacon, Balls, BBF, Beaver Button, Dang. I mean...dang., those are some big boobs, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 195 Comments

Sean’s Delicious Calamari

You people make me sick. We spent an entire day talking about turtlenecks when there are very real and important things going on in the world!

1. Some chick no one has ever heard of was asked not to be rude by the guy whose job is to chastise rude people.

2. Some homeless lady was the butt of a mild joke about her hair which was racist and also anti-domicileless.

3. A cranky alcoholic colicky baby who is running for president in 2020 mentioned the chick no one had ever heard about and the homeless lady.

4. Car in called me twice just to talk.

Ok fine, I made that last one up but the rest are 100% real stories that were covered wall to wall by the very serious gossip columnists we pretend are reporters and journalists. And you ~~trogdilytes~~ ~~trogdelites~~ ~~trogderplites~~ losers decided to make the funneh about foreskin.

Shame!

March 30, 2017
Categories: !RALGNAB, BOOP!, Booze, Bowler, Brazil, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Dang. I mean...dang., DDH, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, Hanks, Hardware, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm 7 Indians, Lobster Newburg, Lobster Thermidor, Molar, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, One Foot Muff, open your chaste mouth, Oprah's Slut Club, quesadillas, QWERTY, racist, rape culture, Taint Pics of Osprey, Tards, taste the rainbow, weather blog, weiner, whatever, Your mom likes this, Your Welcome Hotspur, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: MJ . Comments: 109 Comments

BBF

Hello students, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

God I love that song.

Me: Big boat deluxe, big boat denied

Google Play: Big boat devolves, big boat deny

Lyrics A-Z: Big broken love, big broken knives

Revolve Lyrics: Big boat deloves, big boat denies

Your model was born in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia on February 5th, 1991, and currently resides in Los Angeles, California. She stands 5′8″, 110lbs and 34C-24-34 on the nevergonnahappen scale. Please stop ignoring the pussy and welcome, Miss Ellie Gonsalves!

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March 24, 2017
Categories: alcohol, ann coulter, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beaver Button, beefcake, Boobs, Booze, Breitbart, but not the good kind, Cheedy, cheese, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Chubs, cool tunes, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., duck face, Easter Pig, ember shoes, gardenblogging, Hai Karate, Hambone, Hanks, Hardware, I am judging you, I Will Kick Your Ass, Knockers, Like you know how to read., Lumber, meghan mccain fat, Methadone Clinic Cougar, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, personal junk, police involvement, POON!, racist, rape culture, Say "What" Again, Secret Santa, shut your whore mouth, slut, Space pens, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, TITS, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments

BBF

Hello interspecies friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Drink of the week.

Your model was born in London, England, UK, Great Britain on September 27th, 1988. She stands 5’5″ and measures 34F-27-32 on the holyshit scale. Please clean your bowl and welcome, Miss Sammie Pennington!