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Your model for today was born March 7th, 1994 in Kyoto, Japan. She stands 5‘ 3” and measures 42 – 23 – 36 and 130 lbs. Please welcome Miss Shion Utsunomiya AKA Anzai Rara / Shiwon Utsunomiya / Siwon Utsunomiya / Rara Anzai / Rion / 安齋らら.
July 29, 2022
Categories: #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, Allegedly, Baseball, BBF, Belly Button Micro Penis, bewbs like DAMN!, Boobs, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cowboy, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, dog love, don't spread your virus, Eat a bag of dicks, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Garden, Genital Itch, GOP Assholes, Hai Karate, High and tight, Low and Loose, marriage, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, Neep the nub, Nice Melons, No Drama, open your chaste mouth, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, personal junk, pron, Ride the pony, riding the cock carousel, Rosetta Likes This, Sac and Fox, shitballs, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, Smoke a pole, Smokeshow, Snake juice guzzler, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Strap On Anonymous, Suddenly Sumo . Tags: asian yellow alert, Reverse cowgirl sykologee . Author: Pupster . Comments: 94 Comments
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March 31, 2022
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, asshole, Eat a bag of dicks, Fat Piece of Shit, FUCK SALT!!!, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, I am judging you, Man-Lesbian, meatdickbreath, monkey love, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, Plumbing, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, shit squirters, shitballs, sissymaryrosettacunt, The Steam Off My Shit, Turkey Taint . Tags: FUCK SALT!!!, shut your whore mouth, Where's Cyn? . Author: jam2 . Comments: 249 Comments
Literally Take On Meme
November 23, 2021
Categories: Balls, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Ed Balls, Granny Clinton, Literature, Politics, Puns are awesome, Sherwin Fucking Williams, shitballs . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 88 Comments
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Ok, so recently I was strongly encouraged to attend a struggle session at work, and it couldn’t have been more cringe. Think of that time Hotspur got caught in women’s underwear for the first time in the Macy’s dressing room. Take that, square it, add a cheese bag, and divide by the number of hot dogs Jay ate for breakfast.
Maximum cringe.
One of my favorite things that terrible public speakers all seem to do, is say that they want participation, discussion, disagreement, and debate. From there they generally talk for 20 minutes without taking a breath.
In that first 20 mins I learned a few things:
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May 6, 2021
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Foreignotica, foreskin, Fourth Grade, FPOS, Fuck golf, H2 Eulogy, H2 Pets, H2 Wedding, Hai Karate, Hambone, Phone blogging, Pinch A Loaf, playing Hide the Salmon, Sherwin Fucking Williams, shit squirters, shitballs, Steamed Lobster, Stetson, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, Your mom likes this . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 115 Comments
Stone Cold Meme
Scandis know cold, there are many words.
February 16, 2021
Categories: Polar Vortex, shitballs . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 159 Comments
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