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Your model for today was born May 28, 1993 in Valencia, California. She stands 5′ 9″ and measures 38 – 24 – 35 and 139 lbs. Please welcome Miss Christen Harper.
February 2, 2024
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009
Stop the competition … she wins BBF’er for 2024
She’s alright I guess if you like that kind of thing.
I just fished 5 comments out of spam, 3 scotts and two from lurkers. Common factor was they all used emails instead of wordpress profiles/usernames.
Nice gerb pup
You motherfuckers better be celebrating G’hog day.
If you don’t imma start talking tax code.
We’ll see those naturals in the finals.
I found this site last night when we were talking about Lebanese food. The whole site has a lot of interesting recipes but this page was a total geek out that I thought would appeal to certain Hostages, especially the emulsification video.
https://www.mamaslebanesekitchen.com/dips/lebanese-garlic-dip/
I’m not sure folks here would use 4 cups of “vegetable oil” and I’m surprised no one commented on its use after the recipe was explained.
wakey wakey
Bonjour, Hostages.
This girl is really super pretty! Nice job Pupster.
One more last day of shit weather. Sun peeked out for a few minutes yesterday morning and made us all want to cry when it went away. I think it’s been almost two weeks of this grey crap.
Tomorrow sunny but with a bitey wind. Sunday will be our day to go for a sunny Winter hike. I bet the trails will be lousy with other pale humans, lol.
Gall Bladder. Its my gall bladder. Scheduled for a HIDA Scan on Tuesday. Figure then ill be sent to General Surgeon for removal (if insurance approves).
Here’s a weird one, apparently I had a colonoscopy in 2022 but i cant remember it …..must’ve been a helluva good time.
My colonoscopy is seared into my memory
Mostly because it was 2-1/2 weeks ago
Laparoscopic cholecystectomy is a far superior procedure than open cholecystectomy. I was a general surgical intern when the laparoscopic procedure was just getting traction and even with the learning curve the senior surgeons had the patients recovered so much faster than with the old school procedure. That was 30+ years ago and the techniques have been refined all that much more in the interim. I hope your procedure goes smoothly.
Oh, my. /stamps “APPROVED”
Just realized I’m staring at my birthday in a week and change. May go down as being my cruddiest yet unless something turns up within the next week, but hey, maybe I’ll get a nice surprise for once.
The plus side, the hotel room’s been nice, so I’m not exactly suffering yet.
Ah jeez, I’d forgotten this happened this past year.
https://donsurber.substack.com/p/we-must-root-for-the-chiefs
I’m overdue for a colonoscopy. Had one in 2013 and the doc said “Come back in 10 years.” Of course he’s retired now, so have to find someone new. I think they used the drug that killed Michael Jackson, because I went right to sleep.
Used to drive through Punxsutawney all the time back around 1980 because it was on the way between Penn State and my parents house. Never saw the groundhog though. Before they came up with the G’hog scam, I think it was a railroad town. Lots of coal trains used to go through there.
Propofol is the stuff
It looks like cream when it’s in the syringe and it’s often called Milk Of Amnesia as a play on Milk of Magnesia
What does Punxsutawney mean in English?
The name of the town was derived from the Native American word for sand flies, a gnat-like insect that was abundant in the area. The name “town of the ponkies ” became Punxsutawney. By the late 1790s, the first white settlers came to the area now known as Jefferson County.
Should be something like “punks in orange” but it looks like just another corruption of Algonquin.
Comment by Lumps on February 1, 2024 10:17 pm
If he can’t see me when I’m awake, then how does he know I’ve been naughty?
Safe assumption?
He infers it from watching your dreams.
Just realized I left behind the Insta-Pot when I moved Wednesday.
Well, I never used the damn thing, so it’s probably no loss.
My one and only colonoscopy was done by a hot blond chick doc. She came in the room when they were prepping me and I was like, ‘whoa’. Then I thought, ‘Who cares? This is the specialty she chose.’
I conked out so fast, and next thing I knew I was in a curtained cubicle with my wife patiently sitting next to me waiting for me to come to (no pun intended).
Later I said, ‘Did you get a load of the doc who did my colonoscopy?’ And she said, ‘Yes, she came out to tell me everything went fine. Did you have pleasant dreams?’
But it makes me wonder, why does a hot young chick choose to do colonoscopies for a career?
She’s in med school and part way through she suddenly realizes one day that she wants to shove tubes up people’s asses every day.
I mean, I can see why a guy like MJ would go that route, but hot young blond chicks?
I imagine there’s not a ton of competition, and it’s less gory/risky than a lot of medical specializations.
I mean, the guy who came out to handle my septic tank backup is a millionaire a couple times over. Shit pays.
Revenge, maybe?
Wonder if the hot colonoscopy doc ever came across any bullwhips?
Gotta say, Miss Harper looks like a lock for the finals. Even without the makeup, she is veeeery pretty.
Two thumbs up, pupster.
A hot blonde chick in the class behind mine went into GI. Katie something. She was a fellow during my residency and it felt like she was on call every time I called from the psych hospital where I moonlighted. There was one patient there who used to swallow pens, pencils and toothbrushes on a regular basis. The staff would endeavor to remove them from her environment but those objects are pretty ubiquitous and if she saw one while unsupervised it was down the hatch.
When the psych patient swallowed a toothbrush I told the nurse to rub toothpaste around her anus to lure it out
I imagine it’ll be laparoscopic in that i doubt i have any conditions that would warrant the old school approach (although i have no ideas what those conditions would be). The dif in recovery tween the two is like 10 days for lapro and 6 weeks for full monty. Dunno, but this has been a ongoing unpleasant level of discomfort since the 19th. The pain isnt responding well to normally effective dosage??
After this Im going to track down “the incredible missing 5mm kidney stone”. I have report starting back a few months identify it as the most prominent, and in the right upper lobe of kidney. Next report, its identified as obstructing right ureter, corresponds with the ER visit. Threes days later they dont see it in imaging anymore and I am a BAZZILION percent certain I didnt pass it. Ive passed a 5 before and still remember doing so and i have it in my collection. So wheres this motherfucker or who do I sue?
But first things first…
👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Those thumbs up are for Ms. Harper of Valencia, CA.
Please do not use them to fake a colonoscopy.
Out of curiosity, I ran my “what work is there near me?” search today. Found an ad for a heavy equipment operator doing road grading and it includes this chilling sentence:
Forklift operators need not apply.
Now, Forklift Certified memes aside, this is actually a really bad sign. It means that forklifters are out of work in a region known for making half the world’s RVs. And enough of them are out of work that they’re being pre-emptively turned down for jobs they might have a shot at in a better economy.
Mustve got tired of the overly confident millennial “equipment operators” .
I had to look it up so from wikipedia: Malakas (Greek: μαλάκας [maˈlakas]) is a commonly used profane Greek slang word, with a variety of different meanings, but literally meaning “man who masturbates”. While it is typically used as an insult, with its literal equivalent in Commonwealth English being “wanker” and “jerk off” in American English, the meaning varies depending on the tone and context used.
Or zoomer. Millennials are in their 30s now*. I just thought it was a bad omen, considering jobs like this usually have “forklift experience a plus” in them.
*and can get all the way offffff my lawn
Mustve got tired of the overly confident millennial “equipment operators” .
This^^
Every fucking Amazon warehouse is jammed full of these cowboys and they’re paid for the level of skill it takes to drive a forklift, and they don’t like making $15 an hour.
When I worked at my college summer job at the envelope factory my forklift training took less than 10 minutes with instructions to ask if you have any questions and the admonishment to not fuck up. Easy peasy.
I know in MI there is a Heavy Equipment Operator license, but most job openings don’t mention it as a requirement, which suggests it’s either (1) optional or (2) not a thing in IN and that’s just where I’m seeing openings.
Near as I can tell, Amazon pays the delivery people a few bucks better an hour than warehouse. And around here the warehouse/packing jobs for kits and hardware are chasing the same labor pool as the “THC friendly” product packing jobs, at the same pay rate.
Oh, and locating buried utilities? Same pay rate as packing weed.
That seems disproportionate to me.
I learned malaka when I was a busboy at the Greek restaurant during high school. The dishwashers as well as half the kitchen staff were all off the boat from Greece. When it was really busy and we were offloading dishes nonstop at the dishwashing station we’d hear a chorus of MALAKA!!! from behind the counter. One day a fellow busboy named Tony who was Greek gave me the inside scoop on its meaning.
Tig welding on aluminum?
Same as packing weed.
Wanker
Industrial machine operator who’s also responsible for routine maintenance of said machine?
Less than anything I’ve mentioned so far, and not by a small amount.
Routine maintenance generally means plugging it in at night and removing your empty soda can from the cup holder.
Depends on the machine, but yeah. With the analyzers I ran at my college summer job it was mostly brushing out graphite or ceramic dust and swapping carrier-gas tanks. The latter was theoretically dangerous and potentially very expensive.
Actually makes me wonder how they’re doing N and O analysis now. The carrier gas was helium, and that’s getting tougher and tougher to come by.
Speaking of malaka, what’s the worst injury you can do to someone?
I got hit in the malakas once by a line drive in a softball game. It’s probably not the worst, but it’s gotta be close.
Broken dick.
Nobody can beat it.
That hurt almost as much as the softball.
One time when we were kids, my brother and I were climbing a tree. He made it up higher than I did, but he slipped and a broken twig sticking out the side of the tree caught him right in the nutsack. I’ll never forget him yelling out “MYYYY BALLLLSSSSS!!!!!”
So he gets down to the ground and there’s blood all over the fucking place, and I help him make it home, and my dad takes him to the doctor. (In those days you went to the doctor’s house not some overcrowded ER.)
Anyway, four stitches — and a lifetime memory for me.
Who’s this blogs Death Crier? I thought it was Jay. There has been a celebrity death.
PS. If its not Jay, I vote for Jay after considering Pup (too lighthearted) and Leon (too somber). The rest of you…naw…just naw
I found out yesterday that one of my favorite B movie hotties dropped off the map not because she wasn’t getting roles, but because she was at one point involved with Dodi Al Fayed and made some negative remarks about him not long after
the Queen had him whackedhis tragic traffic death with Diana. Purportedly his dad sent some goons after her and she went into hiding.Anyone else remember Traci Lind?
Yeah kinda. She has a porn-y name but I didn’t know she was on the run. Yikes.
Today’s model is engaged to Detroit Lions’ quarterback Jared Goff.
https://is.gd/o9dyX4
Goff is kicking the shit out of Kelce and Mahomes in at least one category then.
YEESH!
I made a crock pot full of ham and beans last Sunday. Comfort food until it becomes uncomfortable. Had it every night this week. Now I can fart the opening chords from Smoke On The Water on demand.
I think a bowl of tomato soup and grilled cheese will make a nice change up….
Prince once sung about Pussy Control. Apparently I have sphincter control.
HEY. GET YOUR MIND OFF IT. I”M NOT INTO THAT!
I don’t see what everyone else is seeing in today’s model. Boobs aren’t THAT big, and see appears somewhat cross eyed in some of the pics. Basically, yes I’d hit it, in her bed. But I wouldn’t give her my address or number.
* She.
Been having a bad week. Lots of typo’s and adding .002 to every dimension on manufacturing drawings I’ve had to look at all week, even those I made.
I’m blaming the ham & beans.
I don’t see what everyone else is seeing in today’s model.
https://x.com/RyanPatrick1991/status/1753511700962377752?s=20
Yeah kinda. She has a porn-y name but I didn’t know she was on the run. Yikes.
You’re thinking of Traci Lords.
Scary if true
https://x.com/TheThe1776/status/1753235768087359715?s=20
That might create a need for gun control.
Fast and Furious II
I don’t swing that way, and I think this week’s BBF model is pretty and will go far in the end-of-year tournament.
Carl Weathers, aka Apollo Creed in “Rocky”, passed away.
We went to see Season 4 Part 1 of “The Chosen” today. My brain is still processing it.
Don’t ever reuse passwords
(I can’t imagine that’s an original)
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