BBF

It seems redundant to label a BIG BOOB FRIDAY post as not safe for work, but today’s gifs will probably get you fired.

***NSFW***

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BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

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Your model for today was born May 29, 1997 in the Russian Federation.  I don’t believe she would fit in a carry-on bag at 34DD2434.  Please say hello to Miss Cristy Ren AKA Kristina Alexandrovna Gotfrid / Kristina Gotfrid / Кристина Готфрид.

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It’s the End Of the Meme, and you know it

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You Asked For It

Well, the first line of the Wikipedia entry for Miley Cyrus is a bit of a shocker. Did you know she was born, Destiny Hope Cyrus? I had no idea she had a legacy cracker name to live up to. I love when people name their kids Charity, Patience, Neveah, or some other pseudo Christian thing. You know their dad smokes a lot of pot, says ‘welp’ a lot, and mom has ass antlers.

Anyway, she’s a ho but she’s my ho. You guys made me claim her so I’m going to defend her to the death because that’s what we do as conservatives – we defend bad things until better ones come along. Looking at you GWB.

My ho was born in 1992 in Franklin Tennessee (of course) and is 28 years old. By my reckoning, she’s the same age as everyone on the big blog and most of the people here. In two years she’ll be older than all of us. Mind blown.

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MMM 434

Another week begins. Have you done your 2020 taxes yet?

Another Monday, time to work again.

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The Media is Awesome!

I know what you’re thinking. I’m off my meds again. But nothing could be further from the truth! These games we play, ‘well, if Donald Trump said black people were too dumb to use the internet we’d have wall to wall coverage on every alphabet channel,’ are undoubtedly true but also don’t matter in the slightest. The media knows you exist as an enemy but never considers that you might have a legitimate point of view, are thinking, rational human beings, or deserve to live for that matter. We all know they want us dead but for some reason we haven’t imbibed the message that they don’t care about us.

Pictured: Dumb Fucking Conservatives Outside of the NYT Building
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MMM 433

Howdy folks, happy Presidents Day. I hope the current pretender has a bad one and PIEOTUS has a great one.

Looks mountainous.

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The Narrative

 

I think I mentioned a few weeks ago that the Left is all about the narrative. They’re always stitching together events to create a story within a larger theme. It allows them to twist almost any event to fit the bigger picture. The Right doesn’t do this very well, but I’ve been thinking about it a bit…

The Biden Administration is an authoritarian nightmare hellbent on crushing it’s political opponents by any means necessary. They are dangerous and need to be removed from power with equal fervor.

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EMERGENCY!

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