So you swine will have to wait a lil’ while.
Here’s some inspirational posters to help you along.
I’ve run across a bunch of words recently that I haven’t seen or used in a long time.
Some words remind me of the George Carlin skit about being funny:
borborygmus is one that I find humorous – i think of politicians when i hear it.
Next thing you know people will stop having sex in the bush too….
October. Most normal kids are preoccupied with what “they will be” for Halloween. For other kids, it’s Halloween every day, so, no big deal. Boof. My teen step-son is delighted with volunteering at a local haunted house thing which is kind of a big deal around here. Fright At The Fort is held at Fort Knox (not that one).
This year it’s a Stephen King theme. Say what you want about his politics and desperate need for an editor but the guy has written some classic horror novels. Anyway, he’s in the Children Of The Corn part of the tour.
He’s pretty funny with his assessment of the crowd. As the evening wears on the attendees grow older, drunker and higher on marijuana. Some of the drunken idiots don’t take kindly to screaming like a schoolgirl in front of their dates. Every part of the exhibit has adult bouncers in it thankfully.
Bufo americanus bisches. And don’t you forget it.
The American Toad.
Not to be confused with any of your run of the mill other types of toads. Bufo americanus is the shizzle.
So we learned over the weekend that j’bro has a collection of various styles of razors for manscaping.
And that Roamy was the instigator.
This squirrel invasion is getting old. I need Jewstin to re-surface so as he can do what ever squirrel whispering thing is necessary to get his cousins out of my yard.
fromwww.fourty2hundredfeetup.com
So far 18 gray squirrels and 4 chipmunks are tap dancing their way across the great divide and yet the horde still plunders on.
Only six apples left… Hopefully I’m not obsessing.
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May 21, 2019
“I don’t give two shits if people think I’m nuts, it’s no worse than being called homophobic, denying trans people the opportunity to be mentally unstable, thinking that race is irrelevant, not liking sex or not liking a sex I don’t know but I hate that bitch, Hillary.”