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Tuesday Gras – that’s french for Vomit
Revelers and debauched scoundrels, tis that time of the year again!
March 5, 2019
Categories: bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, Cheese Log Guzzler, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Jeebus, just another jimbroglio, Lobster Newburg, Luckiest Dog Alive, monkey love, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, oprah's big booty band, oy!!, Pure Genius, rhymes with "your mom", show me your tits, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, taste the rainbow, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, those are some big boobs, Where's Cyn?, Your mom likes this . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 152 Comments
nobody likes a smartasz
February 19, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, grope em if you got em, is tee-roy still in prison?, mardi gras groping, Marez-ee-dotes, One Foot Muff, Rub meat, Trump's Fault, zero fucks . Tags: shut your whore mouth, That's Gonna Leave A Mark, wtf? . Author: jam2 . Comments: 116 Comments
Monkey Meat Madness – Tuesday Tales of the Bush
Next thing you know people will stop having sex in the bush too….
February 12, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, braunschweiger, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, foreskin, Genital Itch, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, is tee-roy still in prison?, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., Marez-ee-dotes, Master Henry, mesadick, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, new post needed ASAP!!!, Nigeria, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, not mannish monday madness, One Foot Muff, oy!!, pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, rape culture, Remembrance, She-Meat, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Suck It., supersonic faggotronic, The Bear Is Loose, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, unintended consequences, Where's Cyn?, Whiny little twerp, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 142 Comments
Happy Thanksgiving
November 22, 2018
Categories: As Little as Possible, bbq, Birthday Cake, CHAD, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Headless Whoresman, Just Another Fucking Category, Merry Christmas, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, peanuts and corn the night before, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Turkey Taint . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 91 Comments
Carpal Tunnel Tuesday
November 20, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #Problematic, 0, amazing post, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, Beaver Button, Beer Tree Farm, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, butt-pokey blues, chi-chi was here category, Compound W, Dial C for cooter, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, i'm zero indians, is tee-roy still in prison?, Lesbians, Like you know how to read., monkey love, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, One Foot Muff, poat, polishing turds, Sodium Chloride Fornication, supersonic faggotronic, the old ass-hair combover trick, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, Tuesday, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 173 Comments
Just Pecking Away
So one might think that a “Pecking Away” post might be about the latest currency of exchange for a maudlin teen child being bartered to a man for chickens, but one would be wrong.
Alas another important study has shown a disturbing trend in the course of events for the American male.
October 23, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, amazing post, Belly Button Micro Penis, Chicks dig a nice tool, Compound W, cow snot, dicking bimbos, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, High and tight, Hosefuckers, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, i don't care if it doesn't rime - anciently or otherwise, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Le Luc Long, Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, Moist, monkey love, Muddle My Mint, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Plumbing, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, racist, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", riding the cock carousel, Rub meat, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Taint what you think, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, Tuesday, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 161 Comments
BBF
Hello front camera switchers, and welcome to Big Balaniferous Friday.
Your model for today was born October 10th, 1988 in Portugal, she stands 5′ 3″ , measures 39-23-34 and 120 lbs. Please use self-discipline and say hello to Miss Sofia Takigawa!
October 5, 2018
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Cheese Log Guzzler, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Easter Pig, fishy, foreskin, Glitter Shit, Hai Karate, Hot Diggity Dog, Knockers, macadamia, meatdickbreath, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, oxycontin, paris hilton whore, Poon In Ivy, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rule 34, Shark Week, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Sure Why Not, swinging with friends, Tastes More Like Regular, This is fucking bullshit . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 167 Comments
Public Urination
What’s up with the current rush to coarsen everything in society. From San Fran to NYC everybody is pissing in the streets.
I thought it was a french tradition. Now it’s all fashionable to drop trou and go…
I guess gone are the simpler times of panhandling.
August 14, 2018
Categories: #H2, 0, alcohol, amazing post, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, bacon wrapped booger, Caffeine, Cash for Crunkers, Double or nothing, Douche-bagger, Federal Witness Protection Program, Fourth Grade, General Bitching, I'm not judging you, milestones, monkey love, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, nose nuggets, NOT another post by Pupster, not mannish monday madness, One Foot Muff, oy!!, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, This is fucking bullshit, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 128 Comments
heteroclite
The weirdest stuff cracks me up. My sig-ot is used to my bizarreness and makes sure to steer me out of the way of unsuspecting people when we’re out and about and I’m feeling plucky.
Cubic Houses (Rotterdam, Netherlands) I recommend checking them out when you’re in the netherregion smoking dope with phat
I’ve seen this place a few times. I like the netherlands. The ppl are friendly, the beer is good, and hookers.
July 31, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, foreskin, Genital Itch, Learn some shit, mons of Marmota monax, new post, One Foot Muff, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, This is fucking bullshit, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, wisermeany, yo!, Your Welcome Hotspur, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 145 Comments
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