You really should go do something more meaningful than read this pos post

Things mawr meaningful:

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How about taking up knitting:

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June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jiquanda am2 . Comments: 196 Comments

Tuesday Trash

So Marezeedotes organized a swim  with a couple thousand of her closest  beach buds.

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June 12, 2018
Categories: 0, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, supersonic faggotronic, The Bear Is Loose . . Author: jiquanda am2 . Comments: 117 Comments

UUF (Ugly Unmotivated Friday)

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born in Los Vegas, NV on December 30th, 1991.  She stands 5′ 3″, weighs a bunch and measures a beefy 40F-32-40.  Please have some more cake and say hello to Miss Felicia Clover!

 

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June 1, 2018
Categories: BBF, beefcake, Boobs, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, dicking bimbos, Easter Pig, ember shoes, fat chicks, fire in the hole, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hulk Smash, Knockers, Makin' Bacon, meatdickbreath, Moist, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, Muppet Porn & You, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pron, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, Rub meat, She-Meat, Someone needs a sandwich, swinging with friends, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, Tube Steak Fever, tubgirl, wisermeany . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 126 Comments

Nailing it

Not sure why things like this:

fastenate me but they do. Amazing piece of engineering & still pounding it out after all these years.

I was sooo enthralled by the nail making process I had to commission – YEP – your mom to write a little ditty about it.

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May 1, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, amazing post, bangin' your bud, Chicks dig a nice tool, foreskin, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Man-Lesbian, Marez-ee-dotes, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, pruritus ani, soakin' the ole T-bone, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, zero fucks . . Author: jiquanda am2 . Comments: 72 Comments

“Taco Tuesday 2: This Time She Doesn’t Have Applause Because the ProBiotics Seem to Have Worked” : Dating the POS Way (An Advice Column for a Friend with a Title Shamelessly Stolen {& slightly altered} From teh Same Friend)

So the big day haz finally arrived.

Mood Music

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April 3, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, amazing post, American Hero, asshat anonymous, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Chicks dig a nice tool, crisp bills, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, Genital Itch, is there such a thing as bad head, just the D…, Lesbians, Literature, Moist, motorboating done wrong, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, NOT another post by Pupster, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, playing Hide the Salmon, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Suck It., vagine, zero fucks . . Author: jiquanda am2 . Comments: 174 Comments

MMM – Car-in’s version because Possum is sick

First a bit of motivational music- this is a real toe tapper.

 

 

Let’s see who I have in my binders of women.

The woman on the left is doing a chest to bar, which … bad-ass.

 

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This looks pretty hard-core too, but I don’t want to try it.

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The dreaded wall balls. I hates them.

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Kettlebells are good.

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The way I feel after most workouts.

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See? Kettlebells are hard. This is kettlebell girl.

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Are you motivated? I am.

 

/side note – I’m happy to see that “beer tree farm” has made it to our categories. Well played.

 

Closing song:

 

Update: I can’t believe I didn’t include this!

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March 5, 2018
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Blankie, Boobs, Brazil, Chocolate, Chubs, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Floyd, Follically challenged, Granny Clinton, Grippe, Hosefuckers, Jesus Freak, Joke thread, Man, monkey love, One Foot Muff, Pure Genius, rape culture, Say "What" Again, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Car in . Comments: 179 Comments

Mental Problems – POS Ponderings

Sometimes I’d like to start out a conversation with Fuck You!! I’ve been told that that’s rude and I need to moderate my tone. That’s like only having one drink when you’re out with the boyz trying to get crunk.

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November 21, 2017
Categories: alcohol, asshole, Beaver Button, Birthday Beat Down, Boobs, Booze, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chubs, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Don't Make Me Kill You, Douche-bagger, Drugs, Follically challenged, foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, General Bitching, Genital Itch, Grippe, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Hosefuckers, It must be true!, Kinky Afro, Lactation, Man-Lesbian, Man-lesbians, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, misogyny, Moist, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, new post needed ASAP!!!, Nice Melons, NOT another post by Pupster, O, One Foot Muff, oy!!, people make me sick, POON!, pruritus ani, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", Rub meat, Sandra Fluke, shut your whore mouth, Snake juice guzzler, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Sure Why Not, The Bear Is Loose, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tuesday, vagine, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, Your mom sends her love, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks . . Author: jiquanda am2 . Comments: 132 Comments

BBF

Hello hair whippers and downloaders, welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model for today was born in New York City September 8, 1988. She stands 5’8″ 36E-25-36 and 130 lbs. Please say hello to Miss Tessa Lane!

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November 17, 2017
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, Baconwrappedboobbeer, BBF, Don't Talk Shit About Total, flick it, flick it good, FUCK YOU ICE, Genital Itch, Hambone, Hanks, Happy, Hardware, High Society Trash Bloggin', Knockers, Lactation, Lumber, macadamia, Merry Christmas, mesadick, Moist, Molar, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, pron, Really, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, starfish, Sure Why Not, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, Trump's Fault, TurtleFacePlant, Vaseline Kiss, whiskey, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 146 Comments

POS Poat – Reconquista bitches!!!!

I’ve got a friend (of sorts) who purports to be a Messican and is always whining about racism, the plight of the boarder jumpers and welfare scammers blah, blah, blah –

I’ve tried to learn him a few things, economics, race designation, etc – no bueno. So now I just work on irritating him as much as I can. I start and end conversations with him by calling him my southern caucasian brother.

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October 10, 2017
Categories: asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon wrapped booger, Beriberi, Brian Williams, cow snot, Douche-bagger, foreskin, General Bitching, Genital Itch, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, hopey changey shit, i'm zero indians, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, It must be true!, lazy bastards anonymous, libtards, Like you know how to read., mesadick, Moist, new post needed ASAP!!!, North American Goat Love Association, nose nuggets, NOT another post by Pupster, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, Pants Up, Don't Loot, people make me sick, Politics, Pure Genius, racist, rape culture, right wing rethuglican, stupid fucking hippies, The Bear Is Loose, Where's Cyn?, Whiny little twerp, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, zero fucks . . Author: jiquanda am2 . Comments: 205 Comments

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