We have had 5 days of rain and cool-ish weather(40’s-50’s) with today being the only day where it might stop raining. I have been promised global warming for years and thought I’d be in the tropics by now. Instead all of my citrus tree starts have died as have the decorative palm trees that line my driveway. My neighbors scoffed at the notion of my equatorial vision but I kept my own counsel, inspired by the prophet Algore. Soon I will build a massive greenhouse over my yard warmed by cow farts and cigar smoke and I will be the laughinest laugher that ever laughed!
Since last week’s Monday was basically a bye week for Monday enthusiasts, as was the week before that, I’m calling this the first real Monday of 2018. You don’t read my defunct blog, and shouldn’t, but I posted some goals there for the year.
Today’s pilates workout:
Going to follow that up with my normal calisthenics at some point, maybe just treat this as a dynamic warmup. I think this would be plenty if I didn’t also want big gunz.
Ikea shopper.
Shockwaves went through the Hostage world when some skank stole the gilded crown from Sweet Vapid Ellie. Whatever, we’re tough and can move on. After all, it’s what we did twice during the Obama years for 8 long years.
Where’s Jewstin?
This guy has a ton of mouse trap videos. A recent one hinted that YouTube was getting complaints about all the dead mice he was showing when the trap was effective. He was using wood shavings in the bucket in that video.
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May 21, 2019
“I don’t give two shits if people think I’m nuts, it’s no worse than being called homophobic, denying trans people the opportunity to be mentally unstable, thinking that race is irrelevant, not liking sex or not liking a sex I don’t know but I hate that bitch, Hillary.”