Tears for Memes

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February 18, 2020
Categories: bacon, Beanie, Booze, Bunker Pants!, Cheedy, cow snot, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Emily, Foreignotica, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Headless Whoresman, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I'm gonna need new batteries, John Galt, Loaded dice, mardi gras groping, Moon Pie Smash, nose nuggets, OWS Douchebags, Plumbing, QWERTY, Rumpus Room Rumba, Snake Juice, Sure Why Not, the old ass-hair combover trick, Too Much Pressure, We don't need no stinking categories, Yellow Fever . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 183 Comments

Auld Lang Meme

Oh you knew the song already?

New Tuesday thing. Pun of the day. I have to share all the puns from Punderdome, given to me by a very thoughtful Hostage.

Why were two kids fighting at the prom? (answer later!)

CoffeeShaking

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December 31, 2019
Categories: #H2, Barack Obama, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Compound W, Electrical, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, John Galt, lying phquer, Mother's Day, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, polishing turds, Safety, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, Turkey Taint, You're a TOTAL douche, Zzyzx . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 136 Comments

Mother’s Day Memes

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May 11, 2019
Categories: #H2, As Little as Possible, Belly Button Micro Penis, cats are evul, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Fourth Grade, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Happy B-Day Michael, Hot Diggity Dog, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, ManBearPig, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Mother's Day, Snake juice guzzler, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn? . Tags: . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 140 Comments

Need Sun, Need Warmth

We have had 5 days of rain and cool-ish weather(40’s-50’s) with today being the only day where it might stop raining. I have been promised global warming for years and thought I’d be in the tropics by now. Instead all of my citrus tree starts have died as have the decorative palm trees that line my driveway. My neighbors scoffed at the notion of my equatorial vision but I kept my own counsel, inspired by the prophet Algore. Soon I will build a massive greenhouse over my yard warmed by cow farts and cigar smoke and I will be the laughinest laugher that ever laughed!

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April 25, 2019
Categories: #H2, amazing post, American Hero, california lesbian in love, FUCK YOU ICE, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 127 Comments

BBF

Hello cat puppets, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model for today was born in Vancouver, Canada on November 11th, 1969. She stands 5’1″, 34E-24-34 and 110 lbs. Please step up to the bar and say hello to Miss Kianna Dior!

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August 3, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, 4/10 Would Still Smash, ann coulter, BBF, Beer Tree Farm, Boobs, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rosetta Likes This, slut, starfish, Strap On Anonymous . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 89 Comments

MMM 306: The first real Monday

Since last week’s Monday was basically a bye week for Monday enthusiasts, as was the week before that, I’m calling this the first real Monday of 2018.  You don’t read my defunct blog, and shouldn’t, but I posted some goals there for the year.

Today’s pilates workout:

Going to follow that up with my normal calisthenics at some point, maybe just treat this as a dynamic warmup.  I think this would be plenty if I didn’t also want big gunz.

Ikea shopper.

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January 8, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, barely passable trannies, flick it, flick it good, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, homophobe, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 237 Comments

ABT: Anti-Ballhaus Thread

Shockwaves went through the Hostage world when some skank stole the gilded crown from Sweet Vapid Ellie. Whatever, we’re tough and can move on. After all, it’s what we did twice during the Obama years for 8 long years.

Where’s Jewstin?

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January 6, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, Ed Balls, Glitter Shit, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 300 Comments

Dead Mouse

This guy has a ton of mouse trap videos. A recent one hinted that YouTube was getting complaints about all the dead mice he was showing when the trap was effective. He was using wood shavings in the bucket in that video.

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January 4, 2018
Categories: #H2, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, right wing rethuglican, Snake juice guzzler . Tags: , , , , , . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 138 Comments