Weekend was absolutely awful for yard work. It was either too hot to be outdoors, or a torrential downpour of rain. Saturday afternoon I stepped on a roofing staple that pierced my heel.
Did you know Walgreen’s does tetanus/diptheria/pertussis shots?
Beach jeans.
So if you ever let parts of your lawn “go” in the hopes of making hay out of it, you’ll get some surprises. You may find that some of it is actually rye and timothy, which will grow tall and straight and will become hay readily, but you’ll likely also find that quite a bit of it… doesn’t. You’ll see some grass that has thin, whispy blades that fall down, twist into cowlicks, and generally get matted like a long-haired cat with bad grooming habits. If you subsequently try to mow that, you’ll learn that there’s a limited amount of torque your mower is actually capable of exerting, and you’ll get to do a few restarts, assuming you can even clear the deck and let the blade spin again.
Meg squats is her yoo boob channel.
Power outage yesterday helped us learn that the breaker in the house labeled “barn” might not be connected to, well, anything. The barn appears to be wired to a breaker labeled “OUT” in the breaker box in the other basement. Neat!
Big balls around this place.
Happy weekend! We Made It! Climate change hasn’t killed us yet!
Now for the content!
It’s back in the 60s here and still raining.
She looks ready for some new fighting game I won’t play.
I need to detox or catch up on sleep or something. Been sick off and on for a couple of weeks and haven’t been to the gym in going on 2 months, just haven’t felt up to it.
So clearly, these aren’t working.
Pretty smile.
Alright people, time is winding down to get prepped for Mother’s Day. Here are a few ideas.
I know you are still recovering from my BBF poat of several years ago, but you didn’t revoke my keys to the blahg so I live for another day.
I’m not doing your usual Titsianna Gigglioni, bed dusting, veiny tits, stretch marks model. Instead Ima put you guys some knowledge.
First of all on this day in history:
1242 – Russian troops repelled an invasion attempt by the Teutonic Knights.
1614 – American Indian Pocahontas married English colonist John Rolfe in Virginia.
1621 – The Mayflower sailed from Plymouth, MA, on a return trip to England.
1792 – U.S. President George Washington cast the first presidential veto. The measure was for apportioning representatives among the states.
1843 – Queen Victoria proclaimed Hong Kong to be a British crown colony.
1887 – Anne Sullivan taught Helen Keller the meaning of the word “water” as spelled out in the manual alphabet.
1895 – Playwright Oscar Wilde lost his criminal libel case against the Marquess of Queensberry. Wilde had been accused of homosexual practices.
1908 – The Japanese Army reached the Yalu River as the Russians retreated.
1923 – Firestone Tire and Rubber Company began the first regular production of balloon tires.
1930 – Mahatma Ghandi defied British law by making salt in India.
1941 – German commandos secured docks along the Danube River in preparation for Germany’s invasion of the Balkans.
1951 – Americans Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were sentenced to death for committing espionage for the Soviet Union.
1953 – Jomo Kenyatta was convicted and sentenced to 7 years in prison for orchestrating the Mau-Mau rebellion in Kenya.
1955 – Winston Churchill resigned as British prime minister.
1984 – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Los Angeles Lakers) became the all-time NBA regular season scoring leader when he broke Wilt Chamberlain’s record of 31,419 career points.
1985 – John McEnroe said “any man can beat any woman at any sport, especially tennis.”
1989 – In Poland, accords were signed between Solidarity and the government that set free elections for June 1989. The eight-year ban on Solidarity was also set to be lifted.
1999 – In Laramie, WY, Russell Henderson pled guilty to kidnapping and felony murder in the death of Matthew Shepard.
2004 – Near Mexico City’s international airport, lightning struck the jet Mexican President Vicente Fox was on.
2009 – North Korea launched the Kwangmyongsong-2 rocket, prompting an emergency meeting of the United Nations Security Council.
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