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Public Service Announcement

“Unconscious people don’t want tea…”

I am pretty sure that line isn’t supposed to be funny, but…..

Also, ya gotta love the 80’s…whether you want to or not

Welcome to my state….

September 24, 2020
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, By The Beard Of Odin!, Chocolate, DDH, Finely Freckled, Hanks, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Makin' Bacon, new post, pelvic thrust, riding the cock carousel, Socialism!, tenterhooks, The More You Know, Thorific, Uncategorized, Uniform, whiskey, Who Cut The Cheese?, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, wisermeany, Xanthan gum, You have some Junk in the Trump, you might be gay if you like this, You People Make Me Sick, YOU WISH, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your mom sends her love, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 193 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Promise you won’t point and laugh?
My mood has seesawed between (nsfw) this and this:

Now for the hunks.

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July 29, 2020
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, alcohol, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR!, beefcake, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, but not the good kind, CHAD, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dang. I mean...dang., DDH, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I'm all out of bubble gum, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . Tags: kilts . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 249 Comments

MMM – MJ Edition

Leon is probably taking care of very important business and has a great excuse for shirking his Monday responsibility. I’ll fill in with a very intriguing post.

This rock formation has a perfectly formed white ball in the middle. Probably an alien culture.

This formation found on indigenous land comes in 2 sizes and is ‘new’ which I can only assume means it’s been around for thousands of years.

Perfectly formed structures. Either this mountainous ancient culture used these for animal sacrifice or as an important part of their astronomical observations which are still far superior to ours. Cuz noble savages.

These are rocks that are bluish kinda. Very intriguing.

July 6, 2020
Categories: # Hashtag, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, Cheedy, cheese, Does this look infected?, Dog Centric, dog love, Generic Category Category, Genital Itch, Help me Regis, hey Poncho - that's Wiser!, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Loaded dice, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Okay, Plumbing, poat, Snake juice guzzler, Stetson (for men), STFU, Sweet Tunes, tenterhooks, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, weiner, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, Xanthan gum, You have some Junk in the Trump, YOU WISH, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, Your Mom, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . . Author: MJ . Comments: 152 Comments

You Gotta Be Shittin’ Me

-READ MOAR SHIT, AND IF YOU THINK HOTSPUR IS A FAG

May 18, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, Happy Birfday Wiser, Hardware, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I feel like chicken tonight., I'm all out of bubble gum, Incisor, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, is tee-roy still in prison?, marriage, Maxi Pads, Microvag, Muppet Porn & You, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Old Person, Old Spice, Oprah's Slut Club, OWS Douchebags, people make me sick, Poon In Ivy, Pure Genius, Remembrance, Rule 34, Rumpus Room Rumba, She-Meat, slut, Smoke a pole, Stetson (for men), Superblood, Tastes Less Like Regular, Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: MJ . Comments: 127 Comments

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I thought seriously about an April Fool’s edition of HHD but decided, nah, the pandemic is stressful enough without shirtless Carrotop or Easter eggs of Kathy Griffin.
But I will put this song here, inspired by people bumping elbows instead of shaking hands.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Ewan McGregor.

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April 1, 2020
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Prankophilia, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . Tags: April fools, might be some repeats . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 148 Comments

Leon’s Sick Day Replacement Will Be Baby Animals And You’re Just Going To Deal With It

Yaaawnn…it’s a rainy crappy day, and eating lauraw’s pea seedlings is exhausting. I think I’ll put on my fluffy bunny slippers and take a nap.

This one isn’t a baby, but he’s trying to ACT like one, and I think you all know by now how I feel about rodents. My main beef with rodents is that they don’t crunch underfoot in a satisfying way the way you would imagine they do. Well, they don’t.

IMPOTENT UPDATE BY HOTSPUR:

This is for Laura:

This is for Leon: (Get well.)

And this is for Mare: (She’s always up to something.)

No puppies? I fixt it (car in):

(Colex) Trying to fix the images…

February 10, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Belly Button Micro Penis, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, needs more tartar sauce, Sorry., Suddenly Sumo, Whiny little twerp, Your mom sends her love, zero fucks . . Author: lauraw . Comments: 106 Comments

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That’s the temp today. This is bullshit.

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November 12, 2019
Categories: Chubs, FUCK YOU ICE, General Bitching, Snake juice guzzler, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, zero fucks . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 107 Comments

Memegrass

Today, we have a new music category!

I may not survive to write more posts, so enjoy it while you can!

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September 24, 2019
Categories: bacon, Ball de Cheese, Cheese Log Guzzler, Drinking heavily, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Music Classics, needs more tartar sauce, Pink Floyd, Premolar, Snake juice guzzler, Stroller, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, Your mom sends her love, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 151 Comments

Summer’s Swan Song

Here it is, the unofficial end of summer. If your kids aren’t already back to school they’ll be there soon. Visions of paste and sharpened #2 pencils fill our heads. It already feels a little like fall here. Nights are cooler and the humidity is long gone. When I went to the grocery store I saw the mums and Halloween candy out. Even the national burnt coffee chain has rolled out the PSL before Labor Day. We’ll probably have another heat wave or two before fall begins in earnest. I wish someone would let the ticks and mosquitoes know it’s time to go away.