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October 11, 2018
Categories: #H2, Dial C for cooter, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, flick it good, Glitter Shit, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Happy B-Day Michael, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, libtards, Merry Christmas, people make me sick, Rule 34, Snake juice guzzler, The Bear Is Loose, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, Tube Steak Fever, Where's Thor?, Your Mom, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, zero fucks . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 111 Comments

Tuesday random stuff

With the scandal rocking the Church, I’ve been watching clips from The Young Pope to keep my spirits up.

James Keen is an interesting figure. I don’t buy everything that he’s selling, but some of his thoughts regarding debt/banking are interesting.

How the hell did my girlfriend get all the way to Texas?

L to R: World, Mare.

Some music to start your day.

Fossils and Foxes

The Show Ponies

Good luck. You’re one-fifth of the way through the work week. Don’t give up now!

August 28, 2018
Categories: # Hashtag, 10/10 Would Smash, beefcake, Beer Tree Farm, cereal, Cheese Ball, Hanks, Kinky Afro, Lobster roll, Lumber, Moist, Oso made me do it!!!!, police involvement, Snake juice guzzler, stupid fucking hippies, Superblood, unicorns, Who You Calling Racist?, Your mom sends her love . . Author: Colorado Alex In Exile . Comments: 122 Comments

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.

Your mom was playing this last night.

Found a new source of HHD fodder, hopefully no repeats.
I’d be fine with a little rain.

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August 1, 2018
Categories: As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Where's Cyn?, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 178 Comments

BBF

Hello my babies, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born March 2nd, 1994 in Edinburg, Texas. She stands 5’3″, 34D-24-34 and 95 lbs. Please fasten your seat belt and say Buenos Dias to Miss Megan Salinas.

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May 18, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, BBF, Beaver Button, Blankie, Boobs, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, mesadick, TITS, TurtleFacePlant, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 88 Comments

Artistry – POS Mardi Gras Edition

Remember when Chumpo used to post really interesting things about art? This isn’t it –

So Your Boyfriend BO & Your Girlfriend Mooshel had their pictures done; no offense to the skanky (insert Hotspur word)/ wenches that did them, but DAAAAAAMMMMMn!

So I tried my hand at a truly befitting preznitz-dental portrait :

I think it captures the essence of the oblah-blah years.

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February 13, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, amazing post, Belly Button Micro Penis, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Federal Witness Protection Program, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Hosefuckers, i'm zero indians, Just Another Fucking Category, Kenya, mardi gras groping, Marez-ee-dotes, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Oso made me do it!!!!, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, pruritus ani, slut, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, the old ass-hair combover trick, this post stinks, Tuesday, vagine, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, Your mom sends her love . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 169 Comments

Watermelon Douche Chills

Gather round my friends and lend an ear, there’s a tale needs to be told. This is the abridged version. For the complete story you’ll need to pony up 50 cent to my publisher.

giphy

You see, there was once a man, so big he shook the ground with each mighty step. For a snack he’d eat an entire ox and pick the gristle from his big-as-a-surfboard teeth with the ox horns.

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February 8, 2018
Categories: #H2, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, CAIR, Cheese Log Guzzler, dicking bimbos, Emily's Dull Affect, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Help me Regis, Lactation, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, Moon Pie Smash, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Nice Melons, North American Goat Love Association, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Oprah's Slut Club, Pre-Law, pruritus ani, Rule 34, She-Meat, Sherwin Fucking Williams, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Where's Cyn?, You People Make Me Sick, Your mom sends her love, your mom's cooter, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 156 Comments

Lies, Damnable Lies – POS Calumny

Imagine my surprise when aspersions were flung at me recently!!!

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January 9, 2018
Categories: 0, 10/10 Would Smash, asshat anonymous, barely passable trannies, Compound W, conspiracy theory, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, Douche-bagger, Drugs, Federal Witness Protection Program, Follically challenged, foreskin, Fourth Grade, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Hostages Legal Aid, I feel like chicken tonight., I'm not judging you, is there such a thing as bad head, Marez-ee-dotes, monkey love, new post needed ASAP!!!, North American Goat Love Association, NOT another post by Pupster, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, personal junk, police involvement, POON!, Pre-Law, pruritus ani, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, She-Meat, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, supersonic faggotronic, swinging with friends, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, whatever, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, you might be gay if you like this, Your mom sends her love . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 139 Comments

2017 BBF Championships – Contestant #4

Contestant #4 – Jaclyn Swedberg

Pupster’s note: We have four semi-finalists for 2017, I will repeat poat for 4 weeks and then we’ll have a final poll to determine Miss Big Boob Friday 2017.

From November 10, 2017:

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December 22, 2017
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 2017 Big Boob Championships, asshole, bacon, bad trip, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Boobs, BOOP!, braunschweiger, Chicks dig a nice tool, Cockfacefuckaloo, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Drinking heavily, flick it, flick it good, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, I feel like chicken tonight., Juice, Moist, POON!, Your mom sends her love . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments

During the holy Christmas season it’s time to get right with God (or Santa for the heathens). Angels are to God as Elves are to Santa. I think. That really wasn’t covered extensively during my years at Catholic learning institutions. There’s a whole hierarchy of angels out there. I’m familiar with the guardian types, messenger types and, thanks to the show Supernatural, the avenging angel as exemplified by Castiel. Some singers have voices like angels.

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December 14, 2017
Categories: #H2, Snake juice guzzler, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Your Mom, your mom is a fish monger, Your mom likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, zero fucks . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 156 Comments

Mental Problems – POS Ponderings

Sometimes I’d like to start out a conversation with Fuck You!! I’ve been told that that’s rude and I need to moderate my tone. That’s like only having one drink when you’re out with the boyz trying to get crunk.