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June 21, 2022
Categories: Your dad likes this, Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: Jay in Ames

182 Comments

  1. Comment by Jimbro on June 21, 2022 5:45 am

    WA Gov. predicts summer full of ‘blackouts, destruction, and death’
    ———-
    Great, we just made it through Brandon’s winter of severe illness and death and now we’re facing this!

  2. Comment by Jimbro on June 21, 2022 6:39 am

    Your mom serves the best anus tarts out there

  3. Comment by Jimbro on June 21, 2022 6:43 am

    I made it halfway through the Nerdrotic video before bailing. Although it was fun to see a Disney fail I honestly have zero interest in anything Star Wars beyond the first 3 movies (as they were released, I have even less interest in the numbering that was imposed after the fact).

  4. Comment by Jimbro on June 21, 2022 6:46 am

    We had a cold front over the weekend, Saturday night into Monday. It hit the mid 40’s yesterday for a high. I was closing windows and wearing a sweatshirt. Weird. Finally starting to warm up.

  5. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 7:15 am

    wakey wakey

  6. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 7:28 am

    We’ve got some serious heat this week, and for the Ragnar. it’s going to be challenging.

  7. Comment by jam2 on June 21, 2022 7:29 am

    No offense but Danica is kind of a bee eye tee see aitch.

  8. Comment by jam2 on June 21, 2022 7:30 am

    J’brony what is the new avatard signifying ?

  9. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 7:34 am

    Pat sometimes calls me Karen, my computer wife.

  10. Comment by Pupster on June 21, 2022 7:37 am

    and for the Ragnar.

    Are MJ and Sobek there yet?

  11. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 7:37 am

    Everything is fine, people. FINE. Is it time to send them some more of our billions to FIght For Democracy?

    https://summit.news/2022/06/21/ukraine-bans-main-opposition-party-seizes-all-its-assets/

  12. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 7:38 am

    nerdrotic is great at one liners. plus he uese critical drinkers “THE MESSAGE” promo

  13. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 7:40 am

    Danica who?

  14. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 7:41 am

    They haven’t told me when they are arriving. They probably want to surprise me. HOW FUN IS THAT?

  15. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 7:42 am

    I liked the drinker’s piece, but the other is too long for me. Especially considering I haven’t watched hardly any of the star wars shiat. I gave up interest long ago. But the Drinker explains enough that I can follow his criticism.

  16. Comment by Sobek on June 21, 2022 7:43 am

    Good morning. Jimbro, I like the new avatar. Jay, great memes.

  17. Comment by Sobek on June 21, 2022 7:46 am

    I haven’t seen a star wars show since episode seven. I wasn’t angry or anything, didn’t rant and race about the message or how Kathleen Kennedy is SJW-ing the franchise into the ground. I just realized how very, very little I cared, and stopped going. Same with the Avengers, haven’t seen any of them since the first Avengers movie. Even when they get good reviews, I just don’t care.

  18. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 7:57 am

    I enjoy seeing almost any movie of any genre that is good. Pretty sure the last 20 Star wars things have best been described at “if you’re a fan…you’ll like it”.

    Well, I’m not a fan of anything. You can’t buy my entertainment dollars because I belong to some club.

  19. Comment by lumps on June 21, 2022 8:00 am

    https://www.gbnews.uk/gb-views/whatever-covid-is-or-was-it-has-been-used-to-green-light-the-revolution-those-in-power-had-in-mind-says-neil-oliver/320665

  20. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 8:02 am

    Here’s some music for you guys this fine morning:

  21. Comment by lumps on June 21, 2022 8:04 am

    https://thepostmillennial.com/watch-joe-rogan-is-disgusted-by-trudeau-saying-canadians-dont-have-the-right-to-use-guns-for-self-defense

  22. Comment by Pupster on June 21, 2022 8:21 am

    https://tinyurl.com/2p868jhb

  23. Comment by Brother Tim on June 21, 2022 8:23 am

    Someone hit the SpongeBob lately…

  24. Comment by lumps on June 21, 2022 8:24 am

    Heh

    Like an Antlion but for kittens.

  25. Comment by Jimbro on June 21, 2022 8:38 am

    New avatard is Sheldon J. Plankton who is an evil genius forever after the secret recipe for the Krabby Patty. I didn’t realize he had found it as this short video reveals

  26. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 8:39 am

    haven’t cared about superhero movies either. Only movie I looked forward to was Maverick, and boy howdy.

  27. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 8:52 am

    twitter: young white males turning to the right after facing alienation in school

  28. Comment by beasn on June 21, 2022 8:52 am

    We spent the good part of yesterday afternoon looking for daughter’s car.
    More backstory came to light. He was delivered shit-faced to the car a bit before 10pm. He started home and shortly after, the flat occurred. He abandons the car at 10, and starts walking because he left his phone in his “friend’s” car. He arrives at gas station at 1am where the attendant calls him an Uber.
    – He doesn’t remember if he got on the highway..which would be crucial in where to begin a search
    – He can’t be certain which direction he came from upon arrival to gas station…if that is the correct gas station …surely he had to be more sober after 3 hours of walking..
    – if Uber was called at 1am, why didn’t he get home until 4?

    Upon telling daughter that he needed to lay off the booze, she immediately got pissy with me.

    Any suggestions on how to find a list car would be appreciated. No, she never activated Onstar.

  29. Comment by beasn on June 21, 2022 8:54 am

    …lost…car

  30. Comment by lumps on June 21, 2022 8:55 am

    This guy is full of shit, beasn.

  31. Comment by beasn on June 21, 2022 8:56 am

    If that is THE gas station and if he walked 3 hours, we need to figure out how many miles at what pace and backtrack in several directions from said station…

  32. Comment by beasn on June 21, 2022 8:57 am

    Lumps, he is proving to be that stupid.

  33. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 8:59 am

    is everyone recovering from Juneteenth celebrations?

  34. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 9:01 am

    wow, how do you get that drunk? I’ve been smashed, but never lost my friggin car.

  35. Comment by beasn on June 21, 2022 9:01 am

    He would have had to take three different highways to get home…40 to 270 to 70. He wound up down a well traveled road wayy off the middle one.

  36. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 21, 2022 9:01 am

    I checked out on Star Wars halfway through the pod race. Marvel ended somewhere in the middle of Iron Man 3.

    There are no upcoming movies I care about in the slightest.

  37. Comment by beasn on June 21, 2022 9:05 am

    Jay, IKR? The two times I got shitfaced, I still remember all the stupid shit I did and where I did it. Now he probably got turned around and is very unfamiliar with the area he pulled over but you’d think he’d look for certain landmarks or sleep it off in the car since it was a decent overnight temperature.

  38. Comment by beasn on June 21, 2022 9:10 am

    If he winds up going to the wedding after this without having found her car…
    Btw, the groomsman of the wedding is female and the maid-of-honor is the bride’s gay bestie.

  39. Comment by Hotspur on June 21, 2022 9:13 am

    So, aliens don’t like boners?

  40. Comment by lumps on June 21, 2022 9:15 am

    So I looked up info on the Novavax thing. Now they’re saying that if FDA approves it, they may approve it as part of a first series + booster strategy that includes the mRNA vaccines. “Mix and match!” Isn’t that fun??!

    Tell me these fuckers aren’t trying to eliminate any natural control group. Go ahead and try to sell that bullshit.

  41. Comment by beasn on June 21, 2022 9:18 am

    We were going to give the kids a chunk of change from their grandmother’s estate but I’m thinking we may have to hold off on giving any to dear daughter for awhile.
    1. No longer trusting her choice of husband.
    2. I don’t care for her attitude and the way she speaks to me (which began sometime through grad school).

  42. Comment by Hotspur on June 21, 2022 9:19 am

    Beasn, your daughter has chosen badly.

    When the cops find the car abandoned, they’ll have it towed and impounded. Then she’ll have to pay to get her car back because she loaned it to a drunk, incompetent who couldn’t even change a tire.

    You already know all of this, of course.

  43. Comment by Tagnash, Destroyer Of Men on June 21, 2022 9:20 am

    WE PREFER TO DO THE PROBING THANKYOUVERYMCUH

  44. Comment by beasn on June 21, 2022 9:21 am

    Lumps, it’s all bullshit and it’s no longer, if ever about the money any more. So what exactly is it about? Compliance? Population control?

  45. Comment by beasn on June 21, 2022 9:24 am

    Hotspur, I know. And we told her.
    The dope has called a few towing companies but has avoided calling any police departments for obvious reasons.

  46. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 9:24 am

    at least we have each other

  47. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 9:25 am

    why wouldn’t he call the cops? he didn’t drive. and they probably know where his car is.

  48. Comment by Hotspur on June 21, 2022 9:26 am

    We’ve triggered Tagnash after all of these years.

    Well, I guess we can rule out it wasn’t a Rosetta alias.

  49. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 9:26 am

    jebus, I remember everything from a night spent on a school bus taking pulls from Jagermeister AND Rumpleminz bottles, and winding up at Rosetta’s place for drinks.

  50. Comment by Tagnash, Destroyer Of Men on June 21, 2022 9:28 am

    YOUR SON IN LAW WILL SURELY SPEND YOUR DAUGHTER’S INHERITANCE ON CONSUMABLES THAT SWIFTLY LOSE ALL THEIR VALUE.

    AND HE WILL COLLECT WORTHLESS BAUBLES TO ADMIRE . AS YOUR EARTHLING RAVENS AND CROWS DO WITH SMALL SHINY OBJECTS LIKE BITS OF FOIL AND GLITTERY ROCKS.

    HE SHOULD NEVER LEARN THAT THIS ENDOWMENT EXISTS, OR HE WILL SEEK IT IN THE DIVORCE PROCEEDINGS.

  51. Comment by Hotspur on June 21, 2022 9:29 am

    If Chumpo hadn’t been driving that bus, we never would have made it back.

  52. Comment by Hotspur on June 21, 2022 9:30 am

    Tagnash seems to have learned a lot about human behavior in the ten years he’s been orbiting our planet.

  53. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 9:30 am

    One of them letting in Colbert’s insurrection crew:

    https://justthenews.com/government/congress/democrat-congressmans-staffer-caught-defacing-posters-capitol-complex-doj-wont

    Of course no charges!

  54. Comment by beasn on June 21, 2022 9:30 am

    He’s afraid if he called them, he’d have to explain how he lost it.

  55. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 9:32 am

    Tagnash seems quite omnipotent there.

    That’s a big word. Look it up.

  56. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 9:32 am

    well that’s part of the learning process. Next up, mom and dad do it, and that makes it SO much better!

  57. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 21, 2022 9:34 am

    The aliens probing me never seemed to care about boners. They never gave me any courtesy when they happened though. Selfish jerks, really.

  58. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 9:34 am

    defacing Greene’s posters with stickers with religious messages,

    Hell yeah it’s silly, but 6 months in prison for parading, and interfering in an official proceeding? Bring out the caning!

  59. Comment by Sobek on June 21, 2022 9:35 am

    You guys are seeing the Tagnash stuff, too, right? That’s not just me?

  60. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 9:35 am

    So, Tagnash don’t do reacharounds

  61. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 9:36 am

    twitter: Boebert from the top turnbuckle!

  62. Comment by beasn on June 21, 2022 9:38 am

    Agree with Tagnash, knower of dipshits.
    Daughter is all about a minimalist lifestyle and saving money. Always has been when it comes to money. Very frugal, much like her grandmother.

    I was rather surprised when he purchased a mid to upper range Leica, this past year. While they’re supposedly saving for a house. I wonder if she knows how much those cost.

  63. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 10:02 am

    which sculpture is dumber, the Louisiana Hair Pick or the Detroit Fist?

  64. Comment by beasn on June 21, 2022 10:09 am

    Yes

  65. Comment by Jimbro on June 21, 2022 10:13 am

    Comment by lumps on June 21, 2022 8:55 am

    This guy is full of shit, beasn.
    ———
    Story ain’t adding up

  66. Comment by Jimbro on June 21, 2022 10:15 am

    Paula is a grandmother. No details yet other than a boy by prenatal US. She’s at work and just texted me a picture of oldest boy holding a swaddled baby.

  67. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 10:17 am

    awww grandpa jimbro

  68. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 10:18 am

    I forgot the bull charging the little girl sculpture in New York!

  69. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 10:21 am

    Found the car!

  70. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 21, 2022 10:28 am

    Hair pick by 10 city blocks.

  71. Comment by Brother Tim on June 21, 2022 10:28 am

    Tagnash Johnson is right!

  72. Comment by Sobek on June 21, 2022 10:34 am

    Hopefully the lost car is the only thing that happened.

  73. Comment by jam2 on June 21, 2022 10:50 am

    I agree with teh lumps and lime head cat –
    Knucklehead did something funky.
    It’s tough to get that drunk and still be ambulatory.
    I’m calling bullshit.

  74. Comment by jam2 on June 21, 2022 10:50 am

    J’ames Danica is from the derp.

  75. Comment by jam2 on June 21, 2022 10:52 am

    In other news: I read a really sad news article today. I may post about it Thursday if I can compose myself enough to type.

  76. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 21, 2022 10:53 am

    My electric co-op sent me an email asking me to write to our ‘leaders’ to try and keep coal and nuke plants from being shut down prematurely.

    That’s not ominous at all.

  77. Comment by MJ on June 21, 2022 10:58 am

    We spent the good part of yesterday afternoon looking for daughter’s car.
    More backstory came to light. He was delivered shit-faced to the car a bit before 10pm. He started home and shortly after, the flat occurred. He abandons the car at 10, and starts walking because he left his phone in his “friend’s” car. He arrives at gas station at 1am where the attendant calls him an Uber.
    – He doesn’t remember if he got on the highway..which would be crucial in where to begin a search
    – He can’t be certain which direction he came from upon arrival to gas station…if that is the correct gas station …surely he had to be more sober after 3 hours of walking..
    – if Uber was called at 1am, why didn’t he get home until 4?
    Upon telling daughter that he needed to lay off the booze, she immediately got pissy with me.
    Any suggestions on how to find a list car would be appreciated. No, she never activated Onstar.
    ———————————————
    Does not pass the straight face test.

    There is way more to this story that you’re being told.

  78. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 21, 2022 11:02 am

    Meth or shrooms. Nobody stays drunk for 3 hours while walking the entire time.

    Unless it’s so chronic that he’s got literal fucking brain damage.

  79. Comment by MJ on June 21, 2022 11:17 am

    Not meth or shrooms. Probably opioids. And likely the car is wrecked and he didn’t know what to do so he walked away from it.

    The car will turn up wrecked and the dumbass will claim it was fine when he left it – just a flat tire. Must have been stolen by some punk kids. Not his fault. File an insurance claim that will be denied months later because he’s a dumbass.

  80. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 21, 2022 11:19 am

    Fun fact: insurance adjusters are trained to look for signs of theft.

    Drunken dumbasses are generally terrible at faking these.

  81. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 11:30 am

    Comment by leoncaruthers on June 21, 2022 9:01 am

    I checked out on Star Wars halfway through the pod race.

    Same, but if you mean “fell asleep” that would be more accurate. Fell asleep and lost interest for ever. Literally during that race. Did it go on for 45 minutes? Maybe.

  82. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 11:32 am

    I wonder what Tagnash has been doing for all these years.

  83. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 11:33 am

    Yea, story is crap. I’ve known lots of drunks – several of whom got DUIs. not a one of them didn’t remember where their car was.

  84. Comment by jam2 on June 21, 2022 11:34 am

    *wonders if it’s possible to misplace your girlfriends car while drunk and high after having congress with the “maid of honor” outside of some bar*

  85. Comment by jam2 on June 21, 2022 11:39 am

    Anus tarts.

  86. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 21, 2022 11:50 am

    Is that code for poop or for hookers willing to go the extra brown mile?

  87. Comment by beasn on June 21, 2022 11:52 am

    Gross

  88. Comment by beasn on June 21, 2022 11:54 am

    It may be brain damage. His mother is described as an airhead. She’s a wino.

  89. Comment by beasn on June 21, 2022 12:02 pm

    I think he’s dumb enough to get turned around and lost. He is not familiar with the area he wound up in. There is zero reason to try and hide a wrecked car.

    He got his buddy, who is a cop, to look to see if it’s been picked up by LE. It is a negative.

  90. Comment by Hotspur on June 21, 2022 12:05 pm

    Might have been black ice. That worked for me once.

  91. Comment by Hotspur on June 21, 2022 12:14 pm

    I wonder what Tagnash has been doing for all these years.

    Apparently studying boners.

  92. Comment by Jimbro on June 21, 2022 12:16 pm

    I was drunk enough not to remember once in my entire life which was enough. It involved a party we went to at Northeastern University in Boston. Somebody knew someone there and we loaded 7 of us in my friend Tom’s Caprice and headed in. My last coherent thought was lifting a punch bowl to drink from. Next thing you know I was laying on a picnic table in the rain back in my hometown with my friends gathered around waiting for me to sober up enough to drop me home. It was only the next day that I noticed all the writing on me with black Sharpie marker. I had a great set of friends who didn’t leave me out to hang

  93. Comment by Jimbro on June 21, 2022 12:18 pm

    Only later did I hear it was a punch bowl filled with koolaid and grain alcohol

  94. Comment by Jimbro on June 21, 2022 12:27 pm

    https://www.catholicleague.org/victory-for-school-choice/

  95. Comment by Mitch on June 21, 2022 12:39 pm

    Got my Florida driver’s license, car registered, and voter’s registration today! And an ID card for Dad! All in about an hour!! I’m officially a Florida Man once again. 😀 In Vegas we would still be waiting for our number to get called.

  96. Comment by Sobek on June 21, 2022 12:44 pm

    Jimbro, I saw that school decision, that’s cool. Free Exercise Clause stuff is probably the toughest part of Con Law for me to sort through in my own mind. But the crazier the public schools get, the better I feel about the constitutionality is religious school choice.

  97. Comment by jam2 on June 21, 2022 12:52 pm

    Mitch do you have a mullet yet?

  98. Comment by Jimbro on June 21, 2022 1:01 pm

    We’re rural enough that going to a high school not in your home town is the norm here. Ben went one town over and that school serves 4 or 5 towns.

    A nurse I’ve known for over 20 years took advantage of that to have her son transfer for his senior year to play basketball with a bunch of other talented kids and they won it all in the tourney. He got a full scholarship to play at my alma mater at the D3 level.

  99. Comment by jam2 on June 21, 2022 1:04 pm

  100. Comment by Sobek on June 21, 2022 1:27 pm

    Jam, my parents say we can’t be friends anymore.

  101. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 21, 2022 1:38 pm

    I’m disappointed that it’s not a chocolate pudding filling.

  102. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 1:52 pm

    /vomits in mouf a little bit

  103. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 1:57 pm

    it’s the American Pie version

  104. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 1:57 pm

    not American History X

  105. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 1:57 pm

    or Shawshank

  106. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 2:01 pm

    twitter: Medicaid is being used for trans surgeries and hormone therapy

    And DeSatanis is taking a big old dump on it.

  107. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 2:06 pm

    twitter: Our Press Secretary, speaking truth!

    The president has been very clear in making sure that he does everything that he can to elevate—to alleviate the pain that American families are feeling when it comes to gas prices.

  108. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 21, 2022 2:18 pm

    She’s starting to grow on me. She’s so bad at this it’s almost endearing.

  109. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 2:18 pm

    If you can be a woman with a penis, then certainly you can be a woman without breasts. Lots of women have barely anything there.

  110. Comment by Brother Tim on June 21, 2022 2:26 pm

    I mean, men are so bad at being men and women at being women these days, I guess it’s just the next logical step

  111. Comment by Hotspur on June 21, 2022 2:29 pm

    Eye exam today. My doctor has finally referred me for cataract surgery on my right eye. My left eye is still pretty good.

    Previously she said if she could correct me to 20/20 with lenses she would not agree to the surgery.

    I passed that point this time.

    I can’t decide if I want a new right lens, or a vagina.

  112. Comment by Hotspur on June 21, 2022 2:30 pm

    Lots of women have barely anything there.

    *cough*

  113. Comment by Brother Tim on June 21, 2022 2:30 pm

    The new right lens will be less trouble.

  114. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 21, 2022 2:36 pm

    If you get a new vagina after the age of menopause, do you still have a period until the vagina gets old enough?

  115. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 2:54 pm

    When she she says alleviate she gets that pronounced wrong as well. As she ever used that word in a sentence?

  116. Comment by Mitch on June 21, 2022 2:54 pm

    No mullet Jam. Alas, I don’t have hair that does well for that style.

  117. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 2:54 pm

    No one has hair that does well for that style.

  118. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 21, 2022 2:58 pm

    Ahem.

  119. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on June 21, 2022 3:16 pm

    Yikes, Beasn – boy sounds like a train wreck. And I hafta say, I agree with the others who are saying that things don’t add up.

    On the other hand, if he was that wasted, who’s to say that he didn’t pass out again after leaving the car, and it’s much closer than “three hours of walking” away?

  120. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on June 21, 2022 3:18 pm

    In related news, DD#3 got married on Friday. They went to the county courthouse and got hitched. Now she can be on his health insurance.

    They’re thinking about having a celebration later, but given their work schedules, I doubt that will happen.

  121. Comment by Hotspur on June 21, 2022 3:29 pm

    Does anybody get married because they love each other, and want to spend the rest of their lives together?

  122. Comment by Tagnash, Destroyer Of Men on June 21, 2022 3:33 pm

    https://alexberenson.substack.com/p/urgent-the-covid-vaccine-paper-on/comments

    Using the median rather than the average will hide extreme outliers. In this case, the fact that the average fell much more than the median is a sign that some of the men probably had near-zero sperm counts in both the second and third time periods – and that fact is arguably more important than the median change.

    All of which is to say that this data cannot be easily explained away and should not be ignored, as badly as the media would like to do so. The fall in sperm counts is part of an emerging and increasingly dark picture about the long-term health impacts of the mRNA shots – and should all by itself convince parents not to risk exposing their children to these powerful biotechnologies.

    My emphasis.
    Huh.
    Seems like that is information that would have come out during standard, rigorous, long term drug testing and evaluation.
    Oh well.
    Who needs babies, amirite?

  123. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 21, 2022 3:35 pm

    Gates has talked at length about using vaccines for sterilization. I’m sure it’s a coincidence.

  124. Comment by Hotspur on June 21, 2022 3:46 pm

    Oops.

  125. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 4:19 pm

    heh, brewing yeast that ferments at 100 F, and is done in a couple of days, without weird flavors. Sign me up!

  126. Comment by beasn on June 21, 2022 4:20 pm

    Mr. B went to dinner with a few old college teammates. One of the spouses was gung-ho over the jab to the point of Mr. B arguing with him.
    He’s lucky I didn’t go. I have zero patience for true believers and would have lost him a friendly acquaintance.

  127. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 4:26 pm

    My cousin just posted a picture of her young child (I think she’s 4?) who just got her Pfizer shot. “We’re a Pfizer family”.

    /sits on fingers

  128. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 21, 2022 4:31 pm

    Well, the line ends there. Good run while it lasted.

  129. Comment by Mitch on June 21, 2022 4:36 pm

    Ulvade “Police”. Absolutely sickening.

    I think I’ll cheer myself up by looking at some of Zdzislaw Beksinski’s lovely paintings.

  130. Comment by Sobek on June 21, 2022 4:46 pm

    I get to go to Kansas City, which is a place I’ve never been. Cool.

    Beasn, you’re in St Louis, right? Wrong side of the state.

  131. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 4:51 pm

    BBQ, Gates.

  132. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 4:52 pm

    ball game at Kaufmann is always good, nice stadium too.

  133. Comment by lumps on June 21, 2022 4:55 pm

    Yeah. I think about my niece’s menses that lasted over a month and a half and the doctors just shrugging because they were told this happens.

    *shrugs*

    We’re just starting to find out about this crap. It’s just the beginning.

    One of the former vax developers I think at pfizer said that nobody on his team would have developed a med like this while he was there. The spike protein resembles too many human proteins, for one thing. That’s a recipe for auto-immune disorder. There were a couple other reasons, I forget now. Wonder if I can find it…

  134. Comment by lumps on June 21, 2022 4:58 pm

    Oh, it was this info from Michael Yeadon.
    the spike is the part of the virus that changes most frequently (making vax obsolete swiftly) and also is similar to lots of human proteins.
    https://boriquagato.substack.com/p/stunning-interview-with-michael-yeadon

  135. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 21, 2022 5:10 pm

    If there’s no Hell and those responsible don’t go, I’ll be sorely disappointed.

  136. Comment by Sobek on June 21, 2022 5:22 pm

    “If there’s no Hell and those responsible don’t go, I’ll be sorely disappointed.”

    Is that a reference to the vaccines, or to me going to Kansas City?

  137. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 21, 2022 5:31 pm

    The Faucists, Sobek.

    Enjoy Missouri.

  138. Comment by Sobek on June 21, 2022 5:32 pm

    I’m sorry, Leon, the correct answer was “can’t it be both?”

  139. Comment by Brother Tim on June 21, 2022 5:55 pm

    Well, they say Missouri loves company, so

  140. Comment by lumps on June 21, 2022 6:04 pm

    *all hands quickly scuttle Tim into trebuchet*

    WAS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER.

  141. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on June 21, 2022 6:08 pm

    HS, Daughter and her hubby do love each other, they were talking about planning a big shindig sometime in the future, when their schedules allowed, but no date set as of yet. Since they both just moved to a new state and haven’t been able to get new drivers licenses, etc., they figured it would be easier to do it all one time.

    Right now, it is running 2-3 months to get a new drivers license, even in a small town like theirs – they made an appointment last month and couldn’t get anything until July 6th.

    I’ve seen them together – they already act like an old married couple!

  142. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 6:30 pm

    I’m just as happy people having low-key weddings. Have the shin-dig after you’ve proved the marriage is going to work.

    Perhaps that’s my view because none of my kids has gotten married? Lol. who knows.

  143. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 6:33 pm

    If any my kids get engaged (well, some of them) you guys will never hear the end of it.

  144. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 6:33 pm

    They are all in relationships. Some I like better than others. Don’t make me rank them.

  145. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 21, 2022 6:34 pm

    Francis the Talking Pope is apparently talking about making Pre-Cana (that’s Catholic wedding prep for you protestants and heathens) a yearlong process.

    Sure, brah. Two good church-going kids who want to get married and start making more good church going kids need to be delayed another year before they get started. Springtime for the Church is coming any second with big-brain noodling like this.

  146. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 6:37 pm

    I remember will and Peel. They got married ASAP because they wanted to have the sex. LOL. I always thought that was really cute. The pope doesn’t care about any of that. Means, he’s assuming the waiting isn’t happening.

  147. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 21, 2022 6:40 pm

    In Catechetical terms, making them wait is basically putting them into a ‘near occasion of sin’. I hope anyone doing so is ready to answer for that at the Gates.

  148. Comment by Pupster on June 21, 2022 7:07 pm

    Does anybody get married because they love each other, and want to spend the rest of their lives together?

    I got married for the sandwiches.

  149. Comment by osoloco11 on June 21, 2022 7:17 pm

    Downtown KC is beautiful with all of the fountains. Kauffman is a fun place to watch baseball. HoF is pretty cool. We were there once for Bark at the Park. Lots of dachshunds wearing team gear. Our Pre Cana was 8 hour Saturday and 4 3 hour sessions. Spent all of our time about finances. Blah blah blah. I’ve watched all of the Marvel and SW. Ms Marvel is a train wreck. As Bosch Fawstin says, they are avoiding the elephant in the room. I’m extremely anemic.

  150. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 7:27 pm

    Comments from my cousin’s VERY young daughter getting her clot shot:

    “, so exciting! Better than Christmas!”

    “I was bawling for my first. I was so happy! I think this time I was too nervous and also in the middle of my work day. She did great. Didn’t realize it happened til we told her… then she was upset. “

  151. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 7:30 pm

    Oso – you feeling better today?

  152. Comment by osoloco11 on June 21, 2022 7:39 pm

    Yes. I’m on a ridiculous amount of iron. I just saw that Ruby Freeman and her daughter, Shay, are victims. J6 committee can suck a bag o dicks.

  153. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 7:44 pm

    I’m so embarrassed that I’m related to someone that got their VERY young child vaccinated on the very first day they were available.

    My cousin married some uber-lib, pot-smoking, Greatful Dead loving type of guy that makes way too much money than he deserves. Anyway, they both volunteered for something or other so they could get shots early – before they were available for their age group. She’s about… 12 years younger than me. one kid. Spoiled rotten. Took her to disney world and bought her a new set of mouse ears every day.

  154. Comment by beasn on June 21, 2022 7:46 pm

    Sobek, yes, I’m nearer the other side of the state. About an hour from St. Louis.

  155. Comment by osoloco11 on June 21, 2022 8:05 pm

    Car in, I pray that I am proved wrong, as multiple family members race to boost and vax. Especially, their children. Racist Hispanic family cancelled family camping trip. Fire danger has the state shut down. CIL sent Dan video of him walking. Less than one week after 2 spinal surgeries. Jimbro, baby news? Name. Gender.

  156. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 8:15 pm

    How could he know the gender? The baby is way to young to be able to express how it feels.

  157. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 8:16 pm

    Hawaiin teacher Alden Bunag’s child porno video apparently has him covering the child’s mouth as he winces in pain.

    Just imagine the coverage if he had been a priest, not a teacher. I bet most people have zero idea of this story.

  158. Comment by osoloco11 on June 21, 2022 8:22 pm

    Car in, doesn’t fit the narrative.

  159. Comment by lumps on June 21, 2022 8:31 pm

    Not sure how parents don’t go full-on vigilante.

  160. Comment by Jimbro on June 21, 2022 8:38 pm

    I just texted Paula asking for more deets.

    Boy, 7#, 5 oz, 20 inches and a name of Thomas Donald ——–.

    No word on the Apgar Scores but he looked pink and viable in the pictures I’ve seen.

  161. Comment by osoloco11 on June 21, 2022 8:40 pm

    Congratulations. Hostage babies are the best.

  162. Comment by Jimbro on June 21, 2022 8:52 pm

    Thanks Oso. Hopefully mom is busy lactating and won’t need to worry about formula for a little while at least.

  163. Comment by osoloco11 on June 21, 2022 8:59 pm

    It’s the specialty formulas that are the hardest to come by. Hope mom is doing well.

  164. Comment by Jimbro on June 21, 2022 9:00 pm

    I noticed a playpen in one of the spare rooms upstairs and asked Paula when she was giving it to them. Apparently it’s a spare and she told me it’s for WHEN THE BABY IS HERE !!!

    I have no problem with the baby being here with one big fat exception, three dingo dogs, one of which (Lola) is here because she killed a cat and her owners were worried about the impending arrival of a newborn baby in their house.

    Paula is super careful and I trust her judgement, just makes me nervous.

  165. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on June 21, 2022 9:01 pm

    Congratulations, Jimbro!

  166. Comment by osoloco11 on June 21, 2022 9:07 pm

    TiFWs gbaby can teach Paula’s Gbaby to pose with beer bottles.

  167. Comment by Jimbro on June 21, 2022 9:08 pm

    Thanks Teresa!

    I too had a small ceremony for my second marriage. If I had known the outcome of my first go around in advance I would have had a smaller one for that one too. I paid for that one, first wife’s parents didn’t have much money. It wasn’t all that much if I’m remembering right, about 10 grand for everything. Cost me way more on the way out than on the way in for sure.

  168. Comment by Jimbro on June 21, 2022 9:15 pm

    The WSJ has a nearly daily column called “Best Of The Web” by James Freeman and one of the traditions started by his predecessor James Taranto was to write a haiku during election season and run one as each candidate dropped out of the primaries. It’s called a Bye-ku.

    In honor of Brandon they made a special version:

    Bike-ooh! for Joe Biden

    President or not,

    Some laws still apply to all,

    Like gravitation.

    –Anonymous

  169. Comment by Jimbro on June 21, 2022 9:25 pm

    Another snippet from the WSJ:

    2. The Biden administration is moving forward on a plan to mandate the elimination of nearly all nicotine in cigarettes.

    The policy would upend the $95 billion U.S. cigarette industry and, health officials say, prompt millions of people to quit smoking. It draws on research suggesting very low-nicotine cigarettes are less addictive, but tobacco companies say the science isn’t conclusive. The plan, which likely wouldn’t take effect for several years, would be the biggest step by the U.S. government to curb smoking since 1998.
    ———–
    King Brandon decrees with an Executive Order, you can smoke but you won’t like it. The Feather Indians are going to get rich selling their sacred tobacco that’s exempt from the new rule.

  170. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 9:25 pm

    the senate is gonna pass this red flag bs aren’t they?

  171. Comment by osoloco11 on June 21, 2022 9:31 pm

    Yes. Yes, they will.

  172. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 21, 2022 10:06 pm

    Who’s the Bunag guy? I’m not aware of this story yet.

  173. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 10:10 pm

    I’ve only seen the story on twitter. I think I linked it at some point

  174. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 10:12 pm

    more brooks is out, Britt projected winner

  175. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 10:13 pm

    This teacher was just arrested for reportedly having sex with a 13-year-old student while recording it. pic.twitter.com/YbhApinZW1

    — Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) June 17, 2022

  176. Comment by Car in on June 21, 2022 10:13 pm

    https://www.tagaloglang.com/alden-bunag/?fbclid=IwAR3Jsj6er3MCyMnG54YzHb3RJc-qStqs8VaswsFEVeAhO1B0qodhtf5U3lo

  177. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 10:14 pm

    RTFBYMFMF. https://t.co/glUiHQ5TuQ

    — alexandriabrown (@alexthechick) June 22, 2022

  178. Comment by osoloco11 on June 21, 2022 10:22 pm

    Mo went full MITCH THE BITCH

  179. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 10:27 pm

    BREAKING: Senate GOP and Democrats have signed off on a bill to provide funding to states for nationwide Red Flag Laws

    — Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) June 21, 2022

  180. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 10:27 pm

    we don’t have any fucking money!

  181. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 21, 2022 10:32 pm

    pic.twitter.com/POuv0QLeB6

    — Doochebag (@MalcolmRenoldz) June 22, 2022

  182. Comment by Sean M. on June 22, 2022 3:57 am

    Draftsmen enjoy realized plans.


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