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leon knows, but Nerdrotic is another favorite. LOL’s galore in this one.
June 21, 2022
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March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
WA Gov. predicts summer full of ‘blackouts, destruction, and death’
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Great, we just made it through Brandon’s winter of severe illness and death and now we’re facing this!
Your mom serves the best anus tarts out there
I made it halfway through the Nerdrotic video before bailing. Although it was fun to see a Disney fail I honestly have zero interest in anything Star Wars beyond the first 3 movies (as they were released, I have even less interest in the numbering that was imposed after the fact).
We had a cold front over the weekend, Saturday night into Monday. It hit the mid 40’s yesterday for a high. I was closing windows and wearing a sweatshirt. Weird. Finally starting to warm up.
wakey wakey
We’ve got some serious heat this week, and for the Ragnar. it’s going to be challenging.
No offense but Danica is kind of a bee eye tee see aitch.
J’brony what is the new avatard signifying ?
Pat sometimes calls me Karen, my computer wife.
and for the Ragnar.
Are MJ and Sobek there yet?
Everything is fine, people. FINE. Is it time to send them some more of our billions to FIght For Democracy?
https://summit.news/2022/06/21/ukraine-bans-main-opposition-party-seizes-all-its-assets/
nerdrotic is great at one liners. plus he uese critical drinkers “THE MESSAGE” promo
Danica who?
They haven’t told me when they are arriving. They probably want to surprise me. HOW FUN IS THAT?
I liked the drinker’s piece, but the other is too long for me. Especially considering I haven’t watched hardly any of the star wars shiat. I gave up interest long ago. But the Drinker explains enough that I can follow his criticism.
Good morning. Jimbro, I like the new avatar. Jay, great memes.
I haven’t seen a star wars show since episode seven. I wasn’t angry or anything, didn’t rant and race about the message or how Kathleen Kennedy is SJW-ing the franchise into the ground. I just realized how very, very little I cared, and stopped going. Same with the Avengers, haven’t seen any of them since the first Avengers movie. Even when they get good reviews, I just don’t care.
I enjoy seeing almost any movie of any genre that is good. Pretty sure the last 20 Star wars things have best been described at “if you’re a fan…you’ll like it”.
Well, I’m not a fan of anything. You can’t buy my entertainment dollars because I belong to some club.
https://www.gbnews.uk/gb-views/whatever-covid-is-or-was-it-has-been-used-to-green-light-the-revolution-those-in-power-had-in-mind-says-neil-oliver/320665
Here’s some music for you guys this fine morning:
https://thepostmillennial.com/watch-joe-rogan-is-disgusted-by-trudeau-saying-canadians-dont-have-the-right-to-use-guns-for-self-defense
https://tinyurl.com/2p868jhb
Someone hit the SpongeBob lately…
Heh
Like an Antlion but for kittens.
New avatard is Sheldon J. Plankton who is an evil genius forever after the secret recipe for the Krabby Patty. I didn’t realize he had found it as this short video reveals
haven’t cared about superhero movies either. Only movie I looked forward to was Maverick, and boy howdy.
twitter: young white males turning to the right after facing alienation in school
We spent the good part of yesterday afternoon looking for daughter’s car.
More backstory came to light. He was delivered shit-faced to the car a bit before 10pm. He started home and shortly after, the flat occurred. He abandons the car at 10, and starts walking because he left his phone in his “friend’s” car. He arrives at gas station at 1am where the attendant calls him an Uber.
– He doesn’t remember if he got on the highway..which would be crucial in where to begin a search
– He can’t be certain which direction he came from upon arrival to gas station…if that is the correct gas station …surely he had to be more sober after 3 hours of walking..
– if Uber was called at 1am, why didn’t he get home until 4?
Upon telling daughter that he needed to lay off the booze, she immediately got pissy with me.
Any suggestions on how to find a list car would be appreciated. No, she never activated Onstar.
…lost…car
This guy is full of shit, beasn.
If that is THE gas station and if he walked 3 hours, we need to figure out how many miles at what pace and backtrack in several directions from said station…
Lumps, he is proving to be that stupid.
is everyone recovering from Juneteenth celebrations?
wow, how do you get that drunk? I’ve been smashed, but never lost my friggin car.
He would have had to take three different highways to get home…40 to 270 to 70. He wound up down a well traveled road wayy off the middle one.
I checked out on Star Wars halfway through the pod race. Marvel ended somewhere in the middle of Iron Man 3.
There are no upcoming movies I care about in the slightest.
Jay, IKR? The two times I got shitfaced, I still remember all the stupid shit I did and where I did it. Now he probably got turned around and is very unfamiliar with the area he pulled over but you’d think he’d look for certain landmarks or sleep it off in the car since it was a decent overnight temperature.
If he winds up going to the wedding after this without having found her car…
Btw, the groomsman of the wedding is female and the maid-of-honor is the bride’s gay bestie.
So, aliens don’t like boners?
So I looked up info on the Novavax thing. Now they’re saying that if FDA approves it, they may approve it as part of a first series + booster strategy that includes the mRNA vaccines. “Mix and match!” Isn’t that fun??!
Tell me these fuckers aren’t trying to eliminate any natural control group. Go ahead and try to sell that bullshit.
We were going to give the kids a chunk of change from their grandmother’s estate but I’m thinking we may have to hold off on giving any to dear daughter for awhile.
1. No longer trusting her choice of husband.
2. I don’t care for her attitude and the way she speaks to me (which began sometime through grad school).
Beasn, your daughter has chosen badly.
When the cops find the car abandoned, they’ll have it towed and impounded. Then she’ll have to pay to get her car back because she loaned it to a drunk, incompetent who couldn’t even change a tire.
You already know all of this, of course.
WE PREFER TO DO THE PROBING THANKYOUVERYMCUH
Lumps, it’s all bullshit and it’s no longer, if ever about the money any more. So what exactly is it about? Compliance? Population control?
Hotspur, I know. And we told her.
The dope has called a few towing companies but has avoided calling any police departments for obvious reasons.
at least we have each other
why wouldn’t he call the cops? he didn’t drive. and they probably know where his car is.
We’ve triggered Tagnash after all of these years.
Well, I guess we can rule out it wasn’t a Rosetta alias.
jebus, I remember everything from a night spent on a school bus taking pulls from Jagermeister AND Rumpleminz bottles, and winding up at Rosetta’s place for drinks.
YOUR SON IN LAW WILL SURELY SPEND YOUR DAUGHTER’S INHERITANCE ON CONSUMABLES THAT SWIFTLY LOSE ALL THEIR VALUE.
AND HE WILL COLLECT WORTHLESS BAUBLES TO ADMIRE . AS YOUR EARTHLING RAVENS AND CROWS DO WITH SMALL SHINY OBJECTS LIKE BITS OF FOIL AND GLITTERY ROCKS.
HE SHOULD NEVER LEARN THAT THIS ENDOWMENT EXISTS, OR HE WILL SEEK IT IN THE DIVORCE PROCEEDINGS.
If Chumpo hadn’t been driving that bus, we never would have made it back.
Tagnash seems to have learned a lot about human behavior in the ten years he’s been orbiting our planet.
One of them letting in Colbert’s insurrection crew:
https://justthenews.com/government/congress/democrat-congressmans-staffer-caught-defacing-posters-capitol-complex-doj-wont
Of course no charges!
He’s afraid if he called them, he’d have to explain how he lost it.
Tagnash seems quite omnipotent there.
That’s a big word. Look it up.
well that’s part of the learning process. Next up, mom and dad do it, and that makes it SO much better!
The aliens probing me never seemed to care about boners. They never gave me any courtesy when they happened though. Selfish jerks, really.
defacing Greene’s posters with stickers with religious messages,
Hell yeah it’s silly, but 6 months in prison for parading, and interfering in an official proceeding? Bring out the caning!
You guys are seeing the Tagnash stuff, too, right? That’s not just me?
So, Tagnash don’t do reacharounds
twitter: Boebert from the top turnbuckle!
Agree with Tagnash, knower of dipshits.
Daughter is all about a minimalist lifestyle and saving money. Always has been when it comes to money. Very frugal, much like her grandmother.
I was rather surprised when he purchased a mid to upper range Leica, this past year. While they’re supposedly saving for a house. I wonder if she knows how much those cost.
which sculpture is dumber, the Louisiana Hair Pick or the Detroit Fist?
Yes
Comment by lumps on June 21, 2022 8:55 am
This guy is full of shit, beasn.
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Story ain’t adding up
Paula is a grandmother. No details yet other than a boy by prenatal US. She’s at work and just texted me a picture of oldest boy holding a swaddled baby.
awww grandpa jimbro
I forgot the bull charging the little girl sculpture in New York!
Found the car!
Hair pick by 10 city blocks.
Tagnash Johnson is right!
Hopefully the lost car is the only thing that happened.
I agree with teh lumps and lime head cat –
Knucklehead did something funky.
It’s tough to get that drunk and still be ambulatory.
I’m calling bullshit.
J’ames Danica is from the derp.
In other news: I read a really sad news article today. I may post about it Thursday if I can compose myself enough to type.
My electric co-op sent me an email asking me to write to our ‘leaders’ to try and keep coal and nuke plants from being shut down prematurely.
That’s not ominous at all.
We spent the good part of yesterday afternoon looking for daughter’s car.
More backstory came to light. He was delivered shit-faced to the car a bit before 10pm. He started home and shortly after, the flat occurred. He abandons the car at 10, and starts walking because he left his phone in his “friend’s” car. He arrives at gas station at 1am where the attendant calls him an Uber.
– He doesn’t remember if he got on the highway..which would be crucial in where to begin a search
– He can’t be certain which direction he came from upon arrival to gas station…if that is the correct gas station …surely he had to be more sober after 3 hours of walking..
– if Uber was called at 1am, why didn’t he get home until 4?
Upon telling daughter that he needed to lay off the booze, she immediately got pissy with me.
Any suggestions on how to find a list car would be appreciated. No, she never activated Onstar.
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Does not pass the straight face test.
There is way more to this story that you’re being told.
Meth or shrooms. Nobody stays drunk for 3 hours while walking the entire time.
Unless it’s so chronic that he’s got literal fucking brain damage.
Not meth or shrooms. Probably opioids. And likely the car is wrecked and he didn’t know what to do so he walked away from it.
The car will turn up wrecked and the dumbass will claim it was fine when he left it – just a flat tire. Must have been stolen by some punk kids. Not his fault. File an insurance claim that will be denied months later because he’s a dumbass.
Fun fact: insurance adjusters are trained to look for signs of theft.
Drunken dumbasses are generally terrible at faking these.
Comment by leoncaruthers on June 21, 2022 9:01 am
I checked out on Star Wars halfway through the pod race.
Same, but if you mean “fell asleep” that would be more accurate. Fell asleep and lost interest for ever. Literally during that race. Did it go on for 45 minutes? Maybe.
I wonder what Tagnash has been doing for all these years.
Yea, story is crap. I’ve known lots of drunks – several of whom got DUIs. not a one of them didn’t remember where their car was.
*wonders if it’s possible to misplace your girlfriends car while drunk and high after having congress with the “maid of honor” outside of some bar*
Anus tarts.
Is that code for poop or for hookers willing to go the extra brown mile?
Gross
It may be brain damage. His mother is described as an airhead. She’s a wino.
I think he’s dumb enough to get turned around and lost. He is not familiar with the area he wound up in. There is zero reason to try and hide a wrecked car.
He got his buddy, who is a cop, to look to see if it’s been picked up by LE. It is a negative.
Might have been black ice. That worked for me once.
I wonder what Tagnash has been doing for all these years.
Apparently studying boners.
I was drunk enough not to remember once in my entire life which was enough. It involved a party we went to at Northeastern University in Boston. Somebody knew someone there and we loaded 7 of us in my friend Tom’s Caprice and headed in. My last coherent thought was lifting a punch bowl to drink from. Next thing you know I was laying on a picnic table in the rain back in my hometown with my friends gathered around waiting for me to sober up enough to drop me home. It was only the next day that I noticed all the writing on me with black Sharpie marker. I had a great set of friends who didn’t leave me out to hang
Only later did I hear it was a punch bowl filled with koolaid and grain alcohol
https://www.catholicleague.org/victory-for-school-choice/
Got my Florida driver’s license, car registered, and voter’s registration today! And an ID card for Dad! All in about an hour!! I’m officially a Florida Man once again. 😀 In Vegas we would still be waiting for our number to get called.
Jimbro, I saw that school decision, that’s cool. Free Exercise Clause stuff is probably the toughest part of Con Law for me to sort through in my own mind. But the crazier the public schools get, the better I feel about the constitutionality is religious school choice.
Mitch do you have a mullet yet?
We’re rural enough that going to a high school not in your home town is the norm here. Ben went one town over and that school serves 4 or 5 towns.
A nurse I’ve known for over 20 years took advantage of that to have her son transfer for his senior year to play basketball with a bunch of other talented kids and they won it all in the tourney. He got a full scholarship to play at my alma mater at the D3 level.
Jam, my parents say we can’t be friends anymore.
I’m disappointed that it’s not a chocolate pudding filling.
/vomits in mouf a little bit
it’s the American Pie version
not American History X
or Shawshank
twitter: Medicaid is being used for trans surgeries and hormone therapy
And DeSatanis is taking a big old dump on it.
twitter: Our Press Secretary, speaking truth!
The president has been very clear in making sure that he does everything that he can to elevate—to alleviate the pain that American families are feeling when it comes to gas prices.
She’s starting to grow on me. She’s so bad at this it’s almost endearing.
If you can be a woman with a penis, then certainly you can be a woman without breasts. Lots of women have barely anything there.
I mean, men are so bad at being men and women at being women these days, I guess it’s just the next logical step
Eye exam today. My doctor has finally referred me for cataract surgery on my right eye. My left eye is still pretty good.
Previously she said if she could correct me to 20/20 with lenses she would not agree to the surgery.
I passed that point this time.
I can’t decide if I want a new right lens, or a vagina.
Lots of women have barely anything there.
*cough*
The new right lens will be less trouble.
If you get a new vagina after the age of menopause, do you still have a period until the vagina gets old enough?
When she she says alleviate she gets that pronounced wrong as well. As she ever used that word in a sentence?
No mullet Jam. Alas, I don’t have hair that does well for that style.
No one has hair that does well for that style.
Ahem.
Yikes, Beasn – boy sounds like a train wreck. And I hafta say, I agree with the others who are saying that things don’t add up.
On the other hand, if he was that wasted, who’s to say that he didn’t pass out again after leaving the car, and it’s much closer than “three hours of walking” away?
In related news, DD#3 got married on Friday. They went to the county courthouse and got hitched. Now she can be on his health insurance.
They’re thinking about having a celebration later, but given their work schedules, I doubt that will happen.
Does anybody get married because they love each other, and want to spend the rest of their lives together?
https://alexberenson.substack.com/p/urgent-the-covid-vaccine-paper-on/comments
My emphasis.
Huh.
Seems like that is information that would have come out during standard, rigorous, long term drug testing and evaluation.
Oh well.
Who needs babies, amirite?
Gates has talked at length about using vaccines for sterilization. I’m sure it’s a coincidence.
Oops.
heh, brewing yeast that ferments at 100 F, and is done in a couple of days, without weird flavors. Sign me up!
Mr. B went to dinner with a few old college teammates. One of the spouses was gung-ho over the jab to the point of Mr. B arguing with him.
He’s lucky I didn’t go. I have zero patience for true believers and would have lost him a friendly acquaintance.
My cousin just posted a picture of her young child (I think she’s 4?) who just got her Pfizer shot. “We’re a Pfizer family”.
/sits on fingers
Well, the line ends there. Good run while it lasted.
Ulvade “Police”. Absolutely sickening.
I think I’ll cheer myself up by looking at some of Zdzislaw Beksinski’s lovely paintings.
I get to go to Kansas City, which is a place I’ve never been. Cool.
Beasn, you’re in St Louis, right? Wrong side of the state.
BBQ, Gates.
ball game at Kaufmann is always good, nice stadium too.
Yeah. I think about my niece’s menses that lasted over a month and a half and the doctors just shrugging because they were told this happens.
*shrugs*
We’re just starting to find out about this crap. It’s just the beginning.
One of the former vax developers I think at pfizer said that nobody on his team would have developed a med like this while he was there. The spike protein resembles too many human proteins, for one thing. That’s a recipe for auto-immune disorder. There were a couple other reasons, I forget now. Wonder if I can find it…
Oh, it was this info from Michael Yeadon.
the spike is the part of the virus that changes most frequently (making vax obsolete swiftly) and also is similar to lots of human proteins.
https://boriquagato.substack.com/p/stunning-interview-with-michael-yeadon
If there’s no Hell and those responsible don’t go, I’ll be sorely disappointed.
“If there’s no Hell and those responsible don’t go, I’ll be sorely disappointed.”
Is that a reference to the vaccines, or to me going to Kansas City?
The Faucists, Sobek.
Enjoy Missouri.
I’m sorry, Leon, the correct answer was “can’t it be both?”
Well, they say Missouri loves company, so
*all hands quickly scuttle Tim into trebuchet*
WAS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER.
HS, Daughter and her hubby do love each other, they were talking about planning a big shindig sometime in the future, when their schedules allowed, but no date set as of yet. Since they both just moved to a new state and haven’t been able to get new drivers licenses, etc., they figured it would be easier to do it all one time.
Right now, it is running 2-3 months to get a new drivers license, even in a small town like theirs – they made an appointment last month and couldn’t get anything until July 6th.
I’ve seen them together – they already act like an old married couple!
I’m just as happy people having low-key weddings. Have the shin-dig after you’ve proved the marriage is going to work.
Perhaps that’s my view because none of my kids has gotten married? Lol. who knows.
If any my kids get engaged (well, some of them) you guys will never hear the end of it.
They are all in relationships. Some I like better than others. Don’t make me rank them.
Francis the Talking Pope is apparently talking about making Pre-Cana (that’s Catholic wedding prep for you protestants and heathens) a yearlong process.
Sure, brah. Two good church-going kids who want to get married and start making more good church going kids need to be delayed another year before they get started. Springtime for the Church is coming any second with big-brain noodling like this.
I remember will and Peel. They got married ASAP because they wanted to have the sex. LOL. I always thought that was really cute. The pope doesn’t care about any of that. Means, he’s assuming the waiting isn’t happening.
In Catechetical terms, making them wait is basically putting them into a ‘near occasion of sin’. I hope anyone doing so is ready to answer for that at the Gates.
Does anybody get married because they love each other, and want to spend the rest of their lives together?
I got married for the sandwiches.
Downtown KC is beautiful with all of the fountains. Kauffman is a fun place to watch baseball. HoF is pretty cool. We were there once for Bark at the Park. Lots of dachshunds wearing team gear. Our Pre Cana was 8 hour Saturday and 4 3 hour sessions. Spent all of our time about finances. Blah blah blah. I’ve watched all of the Marvel and SW. Ms Marvel is a train wreck. As Bosch Fawstin says, they are avoiding the elephant in the room. I’m extremely anemic.
Comments from my cousin’s VERY young daughter getting her clot shot:
“, so exciting! Better than Christmas!”
“I was bawling for my first. I was so happy! I think this time I was too nervous and also in the middle of my work day. She did great. Didn’t realize it happened til we told her… then she was upset. “
Oso – you feeling better today?
Yes. I’m on a ridiculous amount of iron. I just saw that Ruby Freeman and her daughter, Shay, are victims. J6 committee can suck a bag o dicks.
I’m so embarrassed that I’m related to someone that got their VERY young child vaccinated on the very first day they were available.
My cousin married some uber-lib, pot-smoking, Greatful Dead loving type of guy that makes way too much money than he deserves. Anyway, they both volunteered for something or other so they could get shots early – before they were available for their age group. She’s about… 12 years younger than me. one kid. Spoiled rotten. Took her to disney world and bought her a new set of mouse ears every day.
Sobek, yes, I’m nearer the other side of the state. About an hour from St. Louis.
Car in, I pray that I am proved wrong, as multiple family members race to boost and vax. Especially, their children. Racist Hispanic family cancelled family camping trip. Fire danger has the state shut down. CIL sent Dan video of him walking. Less than one week after 2 spinal surgeries. Jimbro, baby news? Name. Gender.
How could he know the gender? The baby is way to young to be able to express how it feels.
Hawaiin teacher Alden Bunag’s child porno video apparently has him covering the child’s mouth as he winces in pain.
Just imagine the coverage if he had been a priest, not a teacher. I bet most people have zero idea of this story.
Car in, doesn’t fit the narrative.
Not sure how parents don’t go full-on vigilante.
I just texted Paula asking for more deets.
Boy, 7#, 5 oz, 20 inches and a name of Thomas Donald ——–.
No word on the Apgar Scores but he looked pink and viable in the pictures I’ve seen.
Congratulations. Hostage babies are the best.
Thanks Oso. Hopefully mom is busy lactating and won’t need to worry about formula for a little while at least.
It’s the specialty formulas that are the hardest to come by. Hope mom is doing well.
I noticed a playpen in one of the spare rooms upstairs and asked Paula when she was giving it to them. Apparently it’s a spare and she told me it’s for WHEN THE BABY IS HERE !!!
I have no problem with the baby being here with one big fat exception, three dingo dogs, one of which (Lola) is here because she killed a cat and her owners were worried about the impending arrival of a newborn baby in their house.
Paula is super careful and I trust her judgement, just makes me nervous.
Congratulations, Jimbro!
TiFWs gbaby can teach Paula’s Gbaby to pose with beer bottles.
Thanks Teresa!
I too had a small ceremony for my second marriage. If I had known the outcome of my first go around in advance I would have had a smaller one for that one too. I paid for that one, first wife’s parents didn’t have much money. It wasn’t all that much if I’m remembering right, about 10 grand for everything. Cost me way more on the way out than on the way in for sure.
The WSJ has a nearly daily column called “Best Of The Web” by James Freeman and one of the traditions started by his predecessor James Taranto was to write a haiku during election season and run one as each candidate dropped out of the primaries. It’s called a Bye-ku.
In honor of Brandon they made a special version:
Bike-ooh! for Joe Biden
President or not,
Some laws still apply to all,
Like gravitation.
–Anonymous
Another snippet from the WSJ:
2. The Biden administration is moving forward on a plan to mandate the elimination of nearly all nicotine in cigarettes.
The policy would upend the $95 billion U.S. cigarette industry and, health officials say, prompt millions of people to quit smoking. It draws on research suggesting very low-nicotine cigarettes are less addictive, but tobacco companies say the science isn’t conclusive. The plan, which likely wouldn’t take effect for several years, would be the biggest step by the U.S. government to curb smoking since 1998.
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King Brandon decrees with an Executive Order, you can smoke but you won’t like it. The Feather Indians are going to get rich selling their sacred tobacco that’s exempt from the new rule.
the senate is gonna pass this red flag bs aren’t they?
Yes. Yes, they will.
Who’s the Bunag guy? I’m not aware of this story yet.
I’ve only seen the story on twitter. I think I linked it at some point
more brooks is out, Britt projected winner
https://www.tagaloglang.com/alden-bunag/?fbclid=IwAR3Jsj6er3MCyMnG54YzHb3RJc-qStqs8VaswsFEVeAhO1B0qodhtf5U3lo
Mo went full MITCH THE BITCH
we don’t have any fucking money!
Draftsmen enjoy realized plans.