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June 17, 2022
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Checking Your Mom's Drawers for Hope&Change since March 2009
I wouldn’t mind getting some cardio with Miss Cardo
Whiskey Legs
I can relate
What you want to show are the links in the BBF masthead
wakey wakey
10/10 would smash
g’mernin
Sis and I were taking our old man on a recreational outing to Rhode Island today. She just bailed with an ailment so it’s just me. I’m not sure I’m strong enough to release him into the ocean by myself.
Erin is safely in Coronado. Ethan got an 83% on his second test (he was pretty happy with that score because it was on theoretical math stuff that he’s never had experience with). A bunch of his buddies got a 76 which just squeaks them by.
Text convo with Erin last night:
“Did you call an uber yet?”
“Just got in the car”
“Does the driver seem sketch?”
“He seems cool”
“Rapist cool, or gay cool?”
“Is there a third option?”
fin
Sailor got friday and monday off – he didn’t know he was getting it off. So erin gets a long weekend with him.
She flies home Monday, but they can spend all Sunday together too w/o him having to return to base.
I’m beginning to question the veracity of the MJ smash scale.
I’d like to occupy her Donbas region.
Butterface
Or maybe just looks really stupid. Hard to tell.
Better a butterface than a buttercunt
Which, although not really a “thing”, is an unfortunate amalgamation of a vagina and a dairy product which seems awful
hmm watermarks. So this one is known to the dark web.
When you open the cage he might not want to get out.
I bring a liverwurst and onion sandwich and a few hard candies to lure the old people out.
The attacks on Herschel Walker have begun. Self inflicted, as he has multiple children out of wedlock and criticizes absentee fathers. He supports them though. But that won’t stop Pastor Warnock.
I think he’ll lose.
Warnock will get close to 107% of the black vote.
I don’t think I could convince her that I invented space, but I could probably convince her I’d been there.
Dr Simone Gold sentenced to 60 days in prison for entering the capitol.
Is that somewhere in the US Code? Can we jail congress for that? Those bastards do it all the time with malignant intent.
First you’d have to convince her that there IS space.
Awesome gif’s Pup!!!
The current us govt is an amazing phenomenon. With only a few exception’s, they are truly an inferior group. They are mentally and physically unimpressive. They are morally corrupt. It’s an amazing testimony to how good and civil the American culture and ppl are; a hard culture would most certainly depose these scum with extreme prejudice.
I often wonder what good could have actually been fashioned from the untold millions of man-hours wasted in fruitless venture by our govt.
A kakistocracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. Historically it’s the terminal signal in a Republic at the end of its lifespan.
Heh, mediaite has a problem with a Blaze photoshop, and Jason Whitlock isn’t having any of it:
twitter: For Some Reason, The Blaze Published a Photoshopped Image of LeBron as a Klansman on a Jason Whitlock Article
Well, Jay, what do you have to say for yourself?
Well, J’ames – she’s an ANTIVAXER.
No pity.
twitter: I was today years old…
what did I do now?
When you think about it, the left seems to be in an all out war against women.
what is a woman?
“he Washington Times
@WashTimes
· Jun 15
‘The View’ host Sunny Hostin: Harris-Buttigieg 2024 ticket would ‘obliterate’ Trump or DeSantis
”
I see no reason to correct them in their thinking.
Sailor got friday and monday off – he didn’t know he was getting it off. So erin gets a long weekend with him.
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Juneteenth Weekend?
Yep. Ethan gets monday off, but not today.
it seems that Dana Loesch read AlexTheChick’s twitter thread on Red Flag Laws yesterday, without direct attribution. Said it was written by a lawyer, and referred to the author as “he”.
not happy, is alex.
In fairness, Alex does like the ladies.
presentation time!
*deep breath
After a morning of clouds and rain the sun just came out.Supposed to rain tomorrow too. Got the lawn mowed yesterday so it can rain all it wants.
Trump Jr. is doing a new news app, “MxM News”. No preview available, gotta download the app to see it. They’re on twitter if you want to check out the feed. I’ll wait until I hear more about it.
Walmart pulls MyPillow products from stores. Still available on the site.
Just read that Kender McGowan, someone a lot of Morons follow on FB, passed away last night.
Haven’t been keeping up with Las Vegas news – just found out that the first intake at Lake Mead for the water treatment plant is now exposed. Rut roh. They still have two more available but things are definitely getting “spicy”. Broader picture means a definite cut in agriculture production for California in the near and long-term future.
twitter: sounds like republicans aren’t a fan of Cornyn’s new bill
Lots of boos
How long until they can get the plane off the bottom of the lake, Mitch?
For those who never played Fallout: New Vegas:
https://www.nationalparkstraveler.org/2021/03/exploring-parks-world-war-ii-bomber-bottom-lake-mead-0
This is it. This is the limit on marxism in the modern age. They can’t give away money because there aren’t enough chips for gas cards.
Interesting Leon, I’d never heard about that plane before, or if I had I’ve forgotten. If it’s in the deeper part of the lake then it will never be exposed as the lake itself will never be empty.
Think about the level of dumb going on here.
1. Increasing the supply of money for a specific good is a sure fire way to make the price go up.
2. Profit
Biden is talking about gas cards to help with rising fuel costs.
Did I not say this was coming a few weeks ago?
Yeesh, where’s the DC sniper when we really need him?
Damn. Behind the curve again….
The Hostages found her first
https://nypost.com/2022/06/16/paige-spiranac-named-sexiest-woman-alive-on-maxim-hot-100/
Saw a meme that made me LOL loud enough to draw unwanted attention at work today. No permissions to post the pic here, but it was an old muscle car with the hood up. The engine was painted with the ROYGBIV scheme. Captioned with “this motor will blow the tyranny & destroy the rear end”.
Only problem with the caption is that it’s not a motor, it’s an engine.
https://nypost.com/2022/06/17/whipping-border-patrol-incident-shown-on-challenge-coin/
Sold out unfortunately
HBO should release sharks with lasers & heat seeking missiles in the Rio Grande, on PPV.
I used to deliver this paper
https://www.enterprisenews.com/story/news/local/2022/06/17/easton-new-england-trump-raynham-man-crashes-car-into-store/7655116001/
They interviewed the owner of the store on the Howie Carr Show today which is how I heard the story. My cousin’s kid is fire chief in that town, didn’t see him in the pictures.
^ or, someone set up M60’s on the north side of the Rio Grande & charge $250 to empty a belt “into the river” so to speak.
XOM offers a limp ducked response to Brandon about fuel prices.
How about cutting to the facts? They can’t refine what Brandon has banned them from obtaining locally at prices below what OPEC+ wants to charge?
There’s really a simple solution that I’m not going into at this moment, it could save Brandon’s hide politically, but involves naming people and a bus.
* dicked. Limp dicked, just like autocorrect.
I’ve been trying to fly to Utah all day. So far I’ve made it to NYC.
Just saw an ad on business from a HR contractor, trying to sell ” don’t hire the wrong person”. Pretty sure they mean don’t hire the guy that accidentally drops his wallet in the bathroom & kicks it all the way out to the parking lot before bending over to pick it up.
Today is my mom and Rosetta’s birthday. Fam started a birthday group text with my moms old phone #. New phone owner # is dropping N bombs.
that sounds hilarious, Oso
“”I’ve been trying to fly to Utah all day. So far I’ve made it to NYC.””
You’re fighting the jet stream.
You’ll have to flap faster.
I hope that helps.
You can subscribe to my uboob channel for more useful tips and life hacks.
” So far I’ve made it to NYC.”
Good job.
90 more miles and we’ll take you out to lunch.
crap, wrong vid
Lumps, it really is. My brother keeps winding the guy up.
https://9gag.com/gag/a118xzY
Sooo, the other day Penelope’s mom hit a rock and knocked a hole in her oil pan. I ordered a replacement oil pan since it’s under $60. We got the car up on jack stands today and discovered that the engineers, in their wisdom, use the bolts that fasten the engine to the motor mounts to also attach the oil pan. So you have to detach the motor to change the oil pan. Crazy.
Tucker going over Ashley bidens diary. is he trying to get fired?
It’s happening.
https://9gag.com/gag/arnD9my
Mike Lee couching his answers on tucker tells me he wants the red flag laws too. not having a good feeling about this
I think bongino or Prather did that recently too.
It needs to be constantly put out there.
Joe Biden is a seriously Mentally ill man.
And anyone that votes for him condones that level of perversity.
the Colbert Insurrection.
I think he has messed up kids and didn’t handle it. not going to go all in on the molestation train just yet
Lumps got me sucked into the 9gag scrolling again. I thought we all agreed not to link there any more…
https://9gag.com/gag/ay9mPgY
Mike Lee has always been more talk than actual conservative action. They will pass it and then the Dems will weaponize it against us. The Republicans are truly the stupid party.
Mike Lee, trey gowdy. Cornyn is in that club. McConnell, Ernst.
I agree. The cynic in me thinks the Republicans are trying to F up so bad to minimize their wins in November. Don’t want too big of a margin otherwise they might be expected to do something useful. Lee is only marginally better than Romney. He just knows how to keep his mouth shut. That is assuming we will be allowed to vote in November.
my tin foil hat theory? Doesn’t matter in November, because:
1) they will have all the things in place by then, and won’t be able to reverse it
2) the vote in the districts that count won’t matter, because fraud
3) corporations implement ESG and digital currency, controlling everything
Danielle’s erotic reveries persisted.