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2022 BBF Championships – Round 1

Hello, and welcome to the 2022 Big Boob Friday Championships – Round 1

Contestant names in the headers are links to their original BBF posts.

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November 11, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Reboob, BBF, Beauty Personified, Bunker Pants!, butt like POW!, Button Nose, Cowboy, Death by Fishstick, dog love, Eat a bag of dicks, Finely Freckled, flowering flower, grope em if you got em, High and tight, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I'm totally judging you, Is This Ham Still Good?, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Knockers, Luckiest Dog Alive, Nice Melons, not your mom this time, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Redhead Bonus Points, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth . . Author: ruabeavercuzdamn . Comments: 159 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born May 19th, 1998 in Odessa, Ukraine. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 36 – 24 – 35 and 115 lbs. Please welcome Miss Stella Cardo.

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June 17, 2022
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, ann coulter, asshole, Balls, bangin' your bud, BBF, Beanie, beefcake, Beer Tree Farm, Bunker Pants!, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, CHAD, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, condom free septic tank, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Deck The Halls, Dial C for cooter, Dick Filled Asshole, dicking bimbos, Ed Balls, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, erection day coverage, Finely Freckled, foreskin, Fuck you Georgia, Glitter Shit, Good Stupid, meatdickbreath, misogyny, mons of Marmota monax, Moon Pie Smash, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, needs more tartar sauce, No Drama, not your mom this time, One Foot Muff, Oprah's Slut Club, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, playing Hide the Salmon, pron, rape culture, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, riding the cock carousel, Rub meat, Rule 34, Russian Collusion, She-Meat, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, sloppy slouching slimey slut, slut, Smoke a pole, Smokeshow, Snake juice guzzler, starfish, Suck It., Sure Why Not, swinging with friends, Taint Tanner, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, the long awaited piss category, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, Thud Sandwich, Tincture of iodine, TITS, Totally Nude, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, TurtleFacePlant, vagine, very rough misogynisting plucking, WarPr0n, weiner, Where's Cyn?, Where's XBrad?, Whiny little twerp, whiskey, You Love Fish, It's Your Favorite, you might be gay if you like this, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom sends her love, your mom's cooter . Tags: Bewbages, I'm just here for the gang bang, paris hilton whore, pron queens, shut your whore mouth, Star Wars Episode 49, There were hardly any boobs in this post., This ladies boobs could kill a fellow, UKRAINE STRONG, whoopie cushion, words that begin with SLUT . Author: Pupster . Comments: 86 Comments

Meme Lightning

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June 14, 2022
Categories: 3rd Time is the Charm, Fuck Overtime I'm on Salary, not your mom this time . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 97 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born May 18th, 1998 in Prescott, Arizona. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 34 – 24 – 34 and 115 lbs. Please welcome Miss Hannah Palmer.

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June 10, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, 90 seconds you'll never get back, American Hero, ann coulter, Balls, BBF, Button Nose, Buzzcut, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cowboy, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Deck The Halls, don't spread your virus, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Fake Butt Accurate, flowering flower, Fuck golf, FUCK YOU ICE, Ghost of RBG’s Shriveled Muff, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, High and tight, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I am judging you, I feel like chicken tonight., I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm totally judging you, In the face, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Lumbago, macadamia, meghan mccain fat, monkey madness, North American Goat Love Association, not your mom this time, Old Person, Peace Through Douche, Plumbing, Sandra Fluke, shut your whore mouth, sloppy slouching slimey slut, Someone needs a sandwich, Strap On Anonymous, Taint Tanner, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 130 Comments

No Idea

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May 19, 2022
Categories: not your mom this time, sloppy slouching slimey slut . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 131 Comments

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