MMM 494

It’s a new day! Wait, it is a new day, isn’t it? I mean, there’s this big bright ball in the sky and no snow on the ground, and that’s really weird, but I feel like that’s happened before.

She seems enthusiastic.

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

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Your model for today was born December 17th, 1994 in Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada. She stands 5′ 3″ and measures 32 – 23 – 32 and 121 lbs. Please grab a water for Miss Stefanie Knight aka Stefanie Gurzanski.

Earth, Meme, and Fire

Oldest – It’s Not Your Mom This Time

She’s probly not the oldest slut dumpster known to modern man – records are as sketchy as her past tho.

She does know sperm however.

The oldest of which she cataloged back in the day.

Amber’s Collection circa 100 million years ago

2021 BBF Miss Congeniality

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday’s 2021 Miss Congeniality Tournament.

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Today’s models didn’t make the cut for the tournament, but I’ve been assured by multiple sources that they all possess sparkling personalities.

Thanks!

Another year and another chance to express our thanks for this amazing place we still inhabit.

The crew here is truly an exceptional cross-section of society and skills.

Sunday Swiping

I’ve had a number of sites I visit for gifs and pictures over the years, one of the oldest is based in Finland called Kuvaton (translation “Indescribable”). It is a really basic and clean setup, users upload pictures and the community comments and up/downvotes. It was Imgur before Imgur, and I’ve been going there and swiping their stuff for over 10 years. I wait a couple of weeks and then browse all the accumulated pages for content.

Sometimes they get on a really good run, or I’m in a particular mindset where every post for pages and pages is just awesome. Today is one of those days. I’m going to post pictures and gifs below the fold.

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My Favorite Put Down

I read a post on the mothership and started laughing at a few of the pejorative names that were tossed around and it got me thinking about funny phrases and words. I know what you’re thinking…is this going to be the first in a long line of piscatorial posts or might we venture into a realm unknown?

The answer of course, is why not both? Just kidding. I think we can safely shelve our admiration for fisherman, old men, the sea, and how their bounty is turned into a delicious fried patchwork of amphibious parts. Today we embark upon a mission to call forth our favorite malicious insults.

Smoothbrain

Cockholster

Friend of Dorothy

Assface

Blue lipped mother fucker (non obama specific)

Chickenman

Dickbag

Peen lover

9/10 would smash this smoothbrain cockholster

MMM 437

I accidentally caught about 2 minutes of 60 Minutes yesterday, and you’ll be unsurprised to know that “this is far from over”.

Stay isolated. Be afraid. We’re all in this together. Get Vaccinated!

This is the drumbeat that plays every minute of every day on TV, near as I can tell. New Zealand had 1 (one!) case and locked down their whole stupid country again. The whole fucking world has gone mad with this new religion that pretends to be science, and I want OUT.

But, in any event, the week begins whether we want it or not. Classic images from year 2.

MMM 428: Throwback edition

Going all the way back to year 1, 28th week.

Her shoes look silly.