It’s a new day! Wait, it is a new day, isn’t it? I mean, there’s this big bright ball in the sky and no snow on the ground, and that’s really weird, but I feel like that’s happened before.
She seems enthusiastic.

It’s a new day! Wait, it is a new day, isn’t it? I mean, there’s this big bright ball in the sky and no snow on the ground, and that’s really weird, but I feel like that’s happened before.
She seems enthusiastic.
May 9, 2022
Categories: barely passable trannies, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, I'm not judging you, I'm totally judging you, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, She-Meat, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You People Make Me Sick, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 146 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
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Your model for today was born December 17th, 1994 in Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada. She stands 5′ 3″ and measures 32 – 23 – 32 and 121 lbs. Please grab a water for Miss Stefanie Knight aka Stefanie Gurzanski.
March 11, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, At least we're not Ontario, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Bugout Jelly, but not the good kind, Button Nose, Dang. I mean...dang., Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, flowering flower, fucking genius, grope em if you got em, Hai Karate, Hardware, Heavy Metal Thunder, High Society Trash Bloggin', hopey changey shit, Hot Diggity Dog, Hulk Smash, I am, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I am judging you, I Don't Give A Shit, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, I'm not judging you, I'm totally judging you, In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, Knockers, Kyle, Like a Viking, Moon Pie Smash, Okay, Old Person, Rub meat, Say "What" Again, show me your tits, Shut Your Prison Pussy, shut your whore mouth, slut, STFU, TeeRoys Turkey . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 103 Comments
February 1, 2022
Categories: condom free septic tank, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fire in the hole, Fire melt steel mantra, Jayson Blair, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, The Cat's Pajamas . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 122 Comments
She’s probly not the oldest slut dumpster known to modern man – records are as sketchy as her past tho.
She does know sperm however.
The oldest of which she cataloged back in the day.
December 30, 2021
Categories: ACHOO!, asshat anonymous, Barack Obama, Belly Button Micro Penis, Brian Williams, CAIR, Chubs, Dan Rather, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Finely Freckled, foreskin, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Hai Karate, Helen Thomas, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, In the face, is there such a thing as bad head, Jizm Goes Here, Juice, Le Luc Long, Lobster roll, Loose Ass Snatch, LOVE SALT!!!, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, Makin' Bacon, meatdickbreath, Mini Eggs, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, motorboating done wrong, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, My safe contains your mom, Neep the nub, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, Not Enough Categories ffs, O, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, paris hilton whore, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, playing Hide the Salmon, Pleurisy, Plumbing, pruritus ani, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", shit squirters, Snake Juice, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Taint Tanner, Ten Gallon, Things that really matter, This is a Category, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, Your mom likes this . Tags: it's about the science, needle dick extract . Author: jam2 . Comments: 96 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday’s 2021 Miss Congeniality Tournament.
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Today’s models didn’t make the cut for the tournament, but I’ve been assured by multiple sources that they all possess sparkling personalities.
December 17, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Problematic, #Reboob, 3rd Time is the Charm, 4/10 Would Still Smash, BADASSDOM, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BBF, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brut, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, california lesbian in love, Canine, CHAD, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Chubs, Cockfacefuckaloo, condom free septic tank, Cowboy, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dick Filled Asshole, dicking bimbos, Does this look infected?, dog love, Eat a bag of dicks, Ed Balls, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, erection day coverage, Fake Butt Accurate, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Federal Witness Protection Program, fire in the hole, fishy, flick it, flick it good, Floppy Disk, flower power, flowering flower, foreskin, Fucking Wagon, furry, Genital Itch, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Headless Whoresman, Heavy Metal Thunder, High Society Trash Bloggin', Hot Dog Size Clitoris, Huevos divorciados, I am judging you, I Don't Give A Shit, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, I'm not judging you, I'm totally judging you, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, is there such a thing as bad head, Is This Ham Still Good?, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Jizm Goes Here, Loose Ass Snatch, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, Merry Christmas . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 131 Comments
Another year and another chance to express our thanks for this amazing place we still inhabit.
The crew here is truly an exceptional cross-section of society and skills.
November 25, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, bacon wrapped booger, bad trip, Ball de Cheese, bbq, Beer, Bowel Prep, braunschweiger, Burn it down, Caffeine, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, condom free septic tank, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Crime and Punishment, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dedicated to Your Mom, Drugs, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fire in the hole, foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, furry, Gentian violet, groomin' your shroom, Holidays, Hosefuckers, I feel like chicken tonight., Is This Ham Still Good?, Lesbians, Marez-ee-dotes, Muddle My Mint, peanuts and corn the night before, polishing turds, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Pure Genius, rhymes with "your mom", skittles, Snake Juice, Steamed Lobster, swinging with friends, Taint Tanner, TeeRoys Turkey, Thanksgiving, the old ass-hair combover trick, The Steam Off My Shit, This is a Category, This is fucking bullshit, Tube Steak Fever, Turkey Taint, wearing a wattle, whatever, Why Do We Need Categories?, wisermeany, worst post evah!, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your mom likes this . Tags: Torn Turkey Taint . Author: jam2 . Comments: 114 Comments
I’ve had a number of sites I visit for gifs and pictures over the years, one of the oldest is based in Finland called Kuvaton (translation “Indescribable”). It is a really basic and clean setup, users upload pictures and the community comments and up/downvotes. It was Imgur before Imgur, and I’ve been going there and swiping their stuff for over 10 years. I wait a couple of weeks and then browse all the accumulated pages for content.
Sometimes they get on a really good run, or I’m in a particular mindset where every post for pages and pages is just awesome. Today is one of those days. I’m going to post pictures and gifs below the fold.
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Continue reading →
June 6, 2021
Categories: #H2, #Problematic, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, In the face . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 80 Comments
I read a post on the mothership and started laughing at a few of the pejorative names that were tossed around and it got me thinking about funny phrases and words. I know what you’re thinking…is this going to be the first in a long line of piscatorial posts or might we venture into a realm unknown?
The answer of course, is why not both? Just kidding. I think we can safely shelve our admiration for fisherman, old men, the sea, and how their bounty is turned into a delicious fried patchwork of amphibious parts. Today we embark upon a mission to call forth our favorite malicious insults.
Smoothbrain
Cockholster
Friend of Dorothy
Assface
Blue lipped mother fucker (non obama specific)
Chickenman
Dickbag
Peen lover
April 29, 2021
Categories: #hashtag, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Compound W, condom free septic tank, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Eat a bag of dicks, Ed Balls, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Fake Butt Accurate, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, H2 Eulogy, Hai Karate, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I feel like chicken tonight., I Feel the Need for Speed, Mini Eggs, NOT another post by Pupster, Plugged nickel, Plumbing, rhymes with "your mom", Ride the pony, Smoke a pole, Smokeshow, Summaries, Tastes More Like Regular, Ten Gallon, TurtleFacePlant, We don't need no stinking categories, whiskey, You Love Fish, It's Your Favorite, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: MJ . Comments: 193 Comments
I accidentally caught about 2 minutes of 60 Minutes yesterday, and you’ll be unsurprised to know that “this is far from over”.
Stay isolated. Be afraid. We’re all in this together. Get Vaccinated!
This is the drumbeat that plays every minute of every day on TV, near as I can tell. New Zealand had 1 (one!) case and locked down their whole stupid country again. The whole fucking world has gone mad with this new religion that pretends to be science, and I want OUT.
But, in any event, the week begins whether we want it or not. Classic images from year 2.
March 15, 2021
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, barely passable trannies, butt-pokey blues, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, homophobe, misogyny, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, robust hindquarters, She-Meat . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 105 Comments
Going all the way back to year 1, 28th week.
Her shoes look silly.
January 11, 2021
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, butt-pokey blues, Dr B wants to Spank you, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, homophobe, misogyny, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, pelvic thrust, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, transphobe, wing nut wingnut, you might be gay if you like this, You People Make Me Sick . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 130 Comments
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.