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Your model for today was born November 30th, 1994 in the Russian Federation. She likes hiking, annexing the Crimea, long soaks in the tub, and wearing pretty underwears. She stands 5‘ 8″ and measures 41 – 27 – 39 and 140 lbs. Please buy a drink or two for Miss Anastasia Gorbunova AKA Lady Gorbunova / Анастасия Горбунова.

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March 24, 2023
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, Army Stronk, BBF, Beaver Button, beefcake, bewbs like DAMN!, Brut, Button Nose, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, Cowboy, Dang. I mean...dang., Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Foreignotica, Fuck you Georgia, FUCK YOU ICE, gardenblogging, Good Stupid, H2 Wedding, Hosefuckers, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Huge Musical Breadth, I am a BOOB GENIUS, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Like a Viking, Man-Lesbian, mardi gras groping, Marez-ee-dotes, misogyny, NHL, Nice Melons, October Surprise, Peace, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Ride the pony, Rosetta Likes This, Russian Collusion, sissymaryrosettacunt, Socialism!, Stroller, The Bear Is Loose, those are some big boobs, Too Much Pressure, transphobe, weiner . Tags: Bewbages . Author: Pupster . Comments: 107 Comments

2022 BBF Championships – Round 4

Hello, and welcome to the 2022 Big Boob Friday Championships – Round 4.

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December 2, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, Aliens, Allegedly, Balls, bangin' your bud, BBF, bewbs like DAMN!, Big Teeth Too, Brut, butt like POW!, Button Nose, Chicks dig a nice tool, Knockers, Yard and Garden, You Monkey Fuckers, Your Mom, zero fucks . Tags: Bewbages, This ladies boobs could kill a fellow . Author: Pupster . Comments: 67 Comments

2022 BBF Semi-Finals Round 3

Hello, and welcome to the Big Boob Friday Championships, Semi-Final Round 3.

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October 14, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #H2, #Reboob, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, Allegedly, BBF, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, condom free septic tank, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dick Filled Asshole, don't spread your virus, Fat Piece of Shit, fire in the hole, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, Fucking Wagon, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, I am a BOOB GENIUS, Is This Ham Still Good? . Tags: Bewbages, I (heart) guns and titties, RUABEAVERCUZDAM, Very Short Tit Wheelbarrow . Author: Pupster . Comments: 153 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born June 9th, 1996 in The United Kingdom. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 34 – 24 – 35 and 126 lbs. Please zoom in on Miss Scarlett Jones.

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July 22, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 90 seconds you'll never get back, Aliens, At least we're not Ontario, Balls, bangin' your bud, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, catchin' the fishes bishes, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cockfacefuckaloo, Dang. I mean...dang., Dial C for cooter, Dick Filled Asshole, dicking bimbos, Drinking heavily, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Emily's Dull Affect, Fake Butt Accurate, Finely Freckled, fire in the hole, foreskin, Genital Itch, Hosefuckers, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, Is This Ham Still Good?, Jizm Goes Here, Loose Ass Snatch, misogyny, mittelschmerz, Moist, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Oprah's Slut Club, Penis Sipper, personal junk, Plumbing, Really, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Richard Butt RIP . Tags: Bewbages, Boobs, fake redhead, New England Patriots, words that begin with SLUT . Author: Pupster . Comments: 43 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born September 28, 1996 in Caracas, Venezuela. She stands 5‘ 7″ and measures 38 – 25 – 38 and 140 lbs. Please build a castle for Miss Francesca Larrain.

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July 15, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, Aliens, At least we're not Ontario, BBF, bewbs like DAMN!, Brazil, Cinco De Mayo, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dang. I mean...dang., dog love, Double or nothing, Fake Butt Accurate, Federal Witness Protection Program, flower power, Garden, gardenblogging, Gentian violet, Go Vote!, GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!, grope em if you got em, High and tight, hopey changey shit, Hot Diggity Dog, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I am judging you, I Don't Give A Shit, I feel like chicken tonight., I'm 7 Indians, I'm not judging you, I'm totally judging you, In the face, is tee-roy still in prison?, your mom's flower . Tags: Bewbages, fake vomit, Silicone or Saline Pylons, There were hardly any boobs in this post. . Author: Pupster . Comments: 107 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born December 9th, 1992 in Seattle, Washington. She stands 5′ 3″ and measures 32 – 25 – 36 and 108 lbs. Please grab an EpiPen for Miss Sofi Ryan AKA Hailey Lynzz.

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July 8, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, American Hero, Bail Pupster Out For Once, BBF, bewbs like DAMN!, butt like POW!, Button Nose, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dang. I mean...dang., duck face, ducks are people too, el jibbity, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, Lesbians, Loose Ass Snatch, misogyny, Muddle My Mint, those are some big boobs, Why Do We Need Categories? . Tags: Bewbages, duck, ducks, Liposuction, MJ knows the difference between whips and reins, rich is nowhere to be found, words that begin with SLUT . Author: Pupster . Comments: 106 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born May 19th, 1998 in Odessa, Ukraine. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 36 – 24 – 35 and 115 lbs. Please welcome Miss Stella Cardo.

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June 17, 2022
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, ann coulter, asshole, Balls, bangin' your bud, BBF, Beanie, beefcake, Beer Tree Farm, Bunker Pants!, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, CHAD, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, condom free septic tank, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Deck The Halls, Dial C for cooter, Dick Filled Asshole, dicking bimbos, Ed Balls, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, erection day coverage, Finely Freckled, foreskin, Fuck you Georgia, Glitter Shit, Good Stupid, meatdickbreath, misogyny, mons of Marmota monax, Moon Pie Smash, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, needs more tartar sauce, No Drama, not your mom this time, One Foot Muff, Oprah's Slut Club, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, playing Hide the Salmon, pron, rape culture, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, riding the cock carousel, Rub meat, Rule 34, Russian Collusion, She-Meat, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, sloppy slouching slimey slut, slut, Smoke a pole, Smokeshow, Snake juice guzzler, starfish, Suck It., Sure Why Not, swinging with friends, Taint Tanner, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, the long awaited piss category, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, Thud Sandwich, Tincture of iodine, TITS, Totally Nude, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, TurtleFacePlant, vagine, very rough misogynisting plucking, WarPr0n, weiner, Where's Cyn?, Where's XBrad?, Whiny little twerp, whiskey, You Love Fish, It's Your Favorite, you might be gay if you like this, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom sends her love, your mom's cooter . Tags: Bewbages, I'm just here for the gang bang, paris hilton whore, pron queens, shut your whore mouth, Star Wars Episode 49, There were hardly any boobs in this post., This ladies boobs could kill a fellow, UKRAINE STRONG, whoopie cushion, words that begin with SLUT . Author: Pupster . Comments: 86 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born April 3rd, 1994 in San Diego, California. She stands 5′ 2″ and measures 40 – 26 – 36 and 117 lbs. Please don’t turn your back on Miss Tori Ross AKA Victoria Ross.

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July 10, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Problematic, BBF . Tags: Bewbages, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, conspiracy theory, Dayum!, shut your whore mouth, That's Gonna Leave A Mark, Walmart . Author: Pupster . Comments: 180 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today is an American girl who stands 5′ 3″ and measures 34M with a circumference round the girls an estimated 45″. From Boobpedia:

By the time she was 18, she was already sporting an I cup. She never had any intention of becoming a boob icon, but the internet decided for her. She was discovered in late 2017 by a forum dedicated to busty women in tops. Soon after the discovery, she started receiving countless messages and Instagram followers. She was not sure whether to delete everything off the internet or just to go with the new attention, but two years and several bra sizes later she decided to create a Patreon. Today Missy happily creates content for her subscribers showing off her 34M breasts, which according to her are still growing.

Please pull yourself together and try not to stare at Miss Missy Marie, AKA Yungfreckz!

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October 18, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., Finely Freckled, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, those are some big boobs, TITS, Too Much Pressure, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, weiner, Where's Cyn? . Tags: Bewbages, Dayum!, meghan mccain fat, shut your whore mouth . Author: Pupster . Comments: 123 Comments

MMM [Monday Musical Motivation]

It’s Monday and Obama’s on vacation so at least we have that going for us. I’m not sure how many rounds of Golf he’s going to play but we can be sure that since it gets him out of that bazillion dollar mansion and away from his wife he’s going to play AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. He’ll squeeze in the “Bookstore” visit and the “Ice Cream” visit and the insufferable yearly “bike trip”. But let’s be honest – this is about his royal highness hanging out with his (male) friends “playing golf” as much as possible-NTTAWWT.

So moving-on to the first ever MONDAY MUSICAL MOTIVATION.

It was Mare’s suggestion (was she drinking?) – so blame her.

I’m going to start this slowly. Lessen the shock. THIS is one of my favorite running songs. It’s got a strong beat (you can’t dance to it) that builds in intensity for the PERFECT running pace. Toward the end – if you’re not flying down the road you just don’t have any soul. The heavy sound was created on this album was made by plugging the guitars into bass amps.

There. Now that we’re warmed up I can move on to something a bit peppier. Well at least the folks on the video are dancing around … we’ll go with that.

These cool dudes played around here recently but I was probably working a fake double.

Now – for a bit of cold reality.

Depressing song but the BEAT – man. I can lift to that.

This is the song I always use when I need to finish strong.

Here’s a little zumba motivation. I was working both days during the final weekend – and it was slow – so I put the games on all the teevees in the bar and got to watch a lot. The gals were fun to watch – then the guys started competing.

OMG

So I’ve got an 8.5 mile run today then I work tonight. And the laundry room? Have you SEEN THAT? OMG. Nothing trashes my house like me working all weekend. Ugh. Ok. Let’s hit it folks.

Update: Extra motivation