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BBF

Your model for today was born on March 4th, 1994 in Russia. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 34 – 26 – 36 and 136 lbs with K-cup honkers. Please form an orderly line behind Miss Stacy Vandenberg AKA Adriana Fenice AKA Nastya.

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June 12, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, BBF, Boobs, Bunker Pants!, Chubs, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, dog love, Double or nothing, ember shoes, Emily's Dull Affect, fat chicks, flowering flower, Fuck golf, Genital Itch, Good Stupid, GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hitler, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Hulk Smash, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Is This Ham Still Good?, Knockers, Lactation, Leave Poland Alone, Like you know how to read., Luckiest Dog Alive, meatdickbreath, mesadick, misogyny, Moist, Moon Pie Smash, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, Pants Up, Don't Loot, Peace Through Douche . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 107 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born on April 5th in Kyiv, Ukraine, is an Israeli citizen, and currently resides in Austria. She stands 5′ 3″, is married, has no teeth, models and sells hosiery, and likes totally hairless kitties. Please use your checkbook or your imagination to fill in the blanks for Miss Katerina Savitski.

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June 5, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, Bacon Strips, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Boobs, Canine, cat blogging, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Easter Pig, ember shoes, Finely Freckled, fire in the hole, Hambone, Hitler, Hulk Smash, Is This Ham Still Good?, Jesus Freak, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Luckiest Dog Alive, Makin' Bacon, ManBearPig, Moist, monkey love, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Smokeshow, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, TITS, Too Much Pressure, TurtleFacePlant . Tags: Peak Pupster Poat, Vanilla Upside Down Pound Cake . Author: Pupster . Comments: 186 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

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Your model for today was born in Berne, New York on September 18th, 1992. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 34 – 26 – 31 and 117 lbs. Please get comfy and get to know Mrs. Chelsie Aryn-Miller.

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April 10, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, amazing post, American Hero, ann coulter, barely passable trannies, BBF, Boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Deck The Halls, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Drinking heavily, Finely Freckled, fire in the hole, fishy, Glitter Shit, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, grope em if you got em, Heads I win, High and tight, Hot Diggity Dog, Hulk Smash, is tee-roy still in prison?, Knockers, Luckiest Dog Alive, meatdickbreath, misogyny, Moist, Molar, monkey love, Muddle My Mint, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, open your chaste mouth, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, personal junk, police involvement, Richard Butt RIP, robust hindquarters, rush limbaugh, Say "What" Again, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, Smokeshow, starfish, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Sure Why Not, Taint Tanner, those are some big boobs, TITS, Too Much Pressure, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, Tube Steak Fever, unintended consequences, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's MJ?, Who Cut The Cheese?, You're gonna love my nuts, your mom is a fish monger . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 145 Comments

Leon’s Sick Day Replacement Will Be Baby Animals And You’re Just Going To Deal With It

Yaaawnn…it’s a rainy crappy day, and eating lauraw’s pea seedlings is exhausting. I think I’ll put on my fluffy bunny slippers and take a nap.

This one isn’t a baby, but he’s trying to ACT like one, and I think you all know by now how I feel about rodents. My main beef with rodents is that they don’t crunch underfoot in a satisfying way the way you would imagine they do. Well, they don’t.

IMPOTENT UPDATE BY HOTSPUR:

This is for Laura:

This is for Leon: (Get well.)

And this is for Mare: (She’s always up to something.)

No puppies? I fixt it (car in):

(Colex) Trying to fix the images…

February 10, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Belly Button Micro Penis, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, needs more tartar sauce, Sorry., Suddenly Sumo, Whiny little twerp, Your mom sends her love, zero fucks . . Author: lauraw . Comments: 106 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in Saint Petersburg, Russian Federation on September 11th, 1989. She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 38D–28–38 and 135 lbs. Please pop a cork and pour one out for Miss Anna Polina!

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January 17, 2020
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, Ball de Cheese, barely passable trannies, BBF, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brazil, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Death by Fishstick, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Don't Make Me Kill You, duck face, ducks are people too, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Hitler, Hosefuckers, Hot Diggity Dog, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Lesbians, Like you know how to read., Literature, Luckiest Dog Alive, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, mardi gras groping, mesadick, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, My Sharona, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Russian Collusion, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, slut, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 108 Comments

Memegrass

Today, we have a new music category!

I may not survive to write more posts, so enjoy it while you can!

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September 24, 2019
Categories: bacon, Ball de Cheese, Cheese Log Guzzler, Drinking heavily, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Music Classics, needs more tartar sauce, Pink Floyd, Premolar, Snake juice guzzler, Stroller, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, Your mom sends her love, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 151 Comments

Memeorabilia

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September 21, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, My Sharona, Nasal Nostalgia, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, No Drama, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, nose nuggets, Not Boobs, October Surprise, Okay, Old Person, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room . Tags: ann coulter, bestiality, donuts, ducks, Jesus Freak, wtf? . Author: Pupster . Comments: 210 Comments

Summer’s Swan Song

Here it is, the unofficial end of summer. If your kids aren’t already back to school they’ll be there soon. Visions of paste and sharpened #2 pencils fill our heads. It already feels a little like fall here. Nights are cooler and the humidity is long gone. When I went to the grocery store I saw the mums and Halloween candy out. Even the national burnt coffee chain has rolled out the PSL before Labor Day. We’ll probably have another heat wave or two before fall begins in earnest. I wish someone would let the ticks and mosquitoes know it’s time to go away.

corn-sept

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August 29, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, #H2, 9/11 Bush's fault, bacon wrapped booger, Ball de Cheese, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, Fire melt steel mantra, Happy Birfday Wiser, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, Lesbians, monkey love, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, needs more tartar sauce, October Surprise, peanuts and corn the night before, Pull My Finger Dammit!, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Tails you lose, This is fucking bullshit, Trump's Fault, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Thor?, Your mom sends her love . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 73 Comments

Tuesday at the Meme Store

This would be a good movie!
IAmFroot

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June 4, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, barely passable trannies, Drugs, duck face, High and tight, needs more tartar sauce, Snake juice guzzler, Zzyzx . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 129 Comments

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. It’s been a whirlwind of activity in the RFH house, with hopefully enough time to put together this week’s and next week’s HHDs. Place your bets, buckle up, and let’s go.
Today’s song is courtesy of Mark Steyn with a neat post he did about #2 songs for the second anniversary of his club. I had this record, it may still be in a box in the basement.

Now for the hunks.
Yesterday’s birthday boy, Brett Tucker.

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