Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. It’s been a whirlwind of activity in the RFH house, with hopefully enough time to put together this week’s and next week’s HHDs. Place your bets, buckle up, and let’s go.
Today’s song is courtesy of Mark Steyn with a neat post he did about #2 songs for the second anniversary of his club. I had this record, it may still be in a box in the basement.
Now for the hunks.
Yesterday’s birthday boy, Brett Tucker.
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taco tuesday
Crunchy, fall apart, playing with your food, nasty damn things….
March 12, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #Problematic, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Ball de Cheese, Beer Tree Farm, butt-pokey blues, chi-chi was here category, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, Floppy Disk, Hosefuckers, Hot Diggity Dog, I feel like chicken tonight., lazy bastards anonymous, Makin' Bacon, Moon Pie Smash, needs more tartar sauce, One Foot Muff, playing Hide the Salmon, Pure Genius, racist, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 164 Comments
Trash Talk Tuesday
My little mini-me is a sweet kid. In sports that can be a bit of a hindrance so over the past year or so I’ve been trying to up her game in the trash talk department.
It seems that some of the kids have been saying some off colored stuff for a while.
Who woulda thunk that kids could be mean…
I explained that a not insignificant part of competition is the mental component and one should be prepared to ignore your opponents mouth while returning the volley with a ferocity that would make Genghis Khan blush…
January 15, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #Problematic, 0, American Hero, asshole, Chubs, Drugs, It must be true!, milestones, needs more tartar sauce, Oso made me do it!!!!, polishing turds, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 142 Comments
Science Tuesday – Nasal Nutrition
Knowledge does a body good.
Part One (in a developing lecture series): Boogers & You
December 18, 2018
Categories: # Hashtag, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, amazing post, American Hero, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Consumption, cow snot, Dial C for cooter, dig deep the gathering gloom, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, flick it, flick it good, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, is tee-roy still in prison?, Kinky Afro, Marez-ee-dotes, Moist, Nasal Nostalgia, needs more tartar sauce, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, nose nuggets, Oso made me do it!!!!, Tastes More Like Regular . Tags: Nugget Farming . Author: jam2 . Comments: 130 Comments
BBF
Hello commuters, and welcome to Big Bombus Friday.
Stop asking me why I won’t take the things you give me
I’m not gonna smile
When you shake my hand an tell me you’re not happy with me
Your model for today was born November 6th, 1990 in Pompei, Napoli, Italy. She stands 5′ 5″, 34-24-36 and 110 lbs. Please freshen your breath and say buongiorno to Miss Valentina Nappi!
October 26, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, asshole, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brut, Canine, CHAD, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, fire in the hole, fucking genius, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, playing Hide the Salmon, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments
BBF
Hello front camera switchers, and welcome to Big Balaniferous Friday.
Your model for today was born October 10th, 1988 in Portugal, she stands 5′ 3″ , measures 39-23-34 and 120 lbs. Please use self-discipline and say hello to Miss Sofia Takigawa!
October 5, 2018
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Cheese Log Guzzler, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Easter Pig, fishy, foreskin, Glitter Shit, Hai Karate, Hot Diggity Dog, Knockers, macadamia, meatdickbreath, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, oxycontin, paris hilton whore, Poon In Ivy, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rule 34, Shark Week, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Sure Why Not, swinging with friends, Tastes More Like Regular, This is fucking bullshit . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 167 Comments
BBF
Hello front and back holes, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model was born in Durham, Florida on March 5th, 1995. She stands 5’3″, 34D-22-32 and 108 lbs. Please play along and welcome Miss Nina North.
September 7, 2018
Categories: #Problematic, 4/10 Would Still Smash, BANGLAR!, BBF, Boobs, Brut, Bunker Pants!, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Cults, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, duck face, ducks are people too, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, fishy, Good Stupid, Hulk Smash, Jayson Blair, Knockers, mardi gras groping, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Richard Butt RIP, Sandra Fluke, slut, Someone needs a sandwich . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 143 Comments
BBF
Hello obstacles and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
I couldn’t decide between these two songs.
Your model for today was born March 22, 1991 in Daytona Beach, Florida. She stands 5’5″, 36F-24-38 and 114 lbs. Please pull over and have a chat with Miss Haley Cummings.
August 17, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #Problematic, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, amazing post, Bacon Strips, BBF, Beaver Button, Beer Tree Farm, I feel like chicken tonight., I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm all out of bubble gum, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, John Galt, Juice, Knockers, Lactation, Leave Poland Alone, Lumbago, Lumber, meatdickbreath, misogyny, Moist, Molar, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, Peace Through Douche . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 158 Comments
You really should go do something more meaningful than read this pos post
Things mawr meaningful:
How about taking up knitting:
June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 196 Comments
Let’s Do It
May 3, 2018
Categories: #H2, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, Lesbians, Mercurochrome, mittelschmerz, needs more tartar sauce, People Was Educated, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, pruritus ani, soakin' the ole T-bone, Totally Nude, Yellow Fever, zero fucks . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 88 Comments
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“I don’t give two shits if people think I’m nuts, it’s no worse than being called homophobic, denying trans people the opportunity to be mentally unstable, thinking that race is irrelevant, not liking sex or not liking a sex I don’t know but I hate that bitch, Hillary.”