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Sidewalk Chalk

I boughted this album from a far away place called Germanyland!

Well window lickers it’s time for summer. Down here in the SOUTH (filled with racists, you are issued a hood at the Georgia border) the weather is getting a bit warmer and we are bidding adieu to old man winterspring. Notice how I worked in a reference to de Fuhrer PBUH by using German in that last sentence? That’s how racist we are down here. We speak German, hate cold weather, and are super friendly. I literally have no idea what any of this means. I’m just typing whatever pops into my grey mush.

So, it’s time for sidewalk chalk! A time honored tradition where people go outside with their kids, pretend to hear the phone ring, go back inside to make a drink, then go back outside in about 15 or 20 minutes to make sure the kiddos are still in one piece. While most kids fit more into the impressionist or modern art category, I think I’ve found some rather clever uses of sidewalk chalk for us to enjoy. These fun little pieces of temporary art all use the cracks to make something fun and whimsical.

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April 1, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #hashtag, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Does this look infected?, Dog Centric, dog love, Don't Make Me Kill You, In the face, Incisor, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Lazy Man's Lobster, Le Luc Long, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Premolar, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, pruritus ani, Taint Tanner, Taking The Browns To The Super Bowl, tubgirl, TurtleFacePlant, walnut, WarPr0n, You have some Junk in the Trump, You Make Me Feel Like Dancing, you might be gay if you like this, You People Make Me Sick, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks, Zzyzx . . Author: MJ . Comments: 154 Comments

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in Norway in 1998. She stands 5′ 4″ and measures 34 – 24 – 33 and 120 lbs. Please tell a joke to Miss Camilla Hasselgaard.

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February 19, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Burn it down, By The Beard Of Odin!, Canine, Cowboy, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Dial C for cooter, dog love, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, flick it, flick it good, flowering flower, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Hot Diggity Dog, Hulk Smash, I'm gonna need new batteries, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Is This Ham Still Good?, Leave Poland Alone, Like a Viking, Luckiest Dog Alive, Microvag, Mini Eggs, Moist, mons of Marmota monax, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, Oh Yeah?, Okay, Old Person, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Smokeshow, Someone needs a sandwich, Stetson, Stetson (for men), stupid fucking hippies, Suck It., taste the rainbow, Things that really matter, those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 180 Comments

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Your model for today was born February 23rd, 1994 in Los Angeles, California. She stands 5′ 8″, and measures 40 – 26 – 36 and 143 lbs. Please sing and dance with Miss Danielley Ayala.

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January 29, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, BBF, Big Stones, Boobs, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, dog love, Fake Butt Accurate, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, H2 Pets, Hot Diggity Dog, Like a Viking, Luckiest Dog Alive, meatdickbreath, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, No Drama, pets, playing Hide the Salmon, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, those are some big boobs, TITS, Vaseline Kiss, weiner, You Love Fish, It's Your Favorite, You People Make Me Sick . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 124 Comments

Down the Rabbit Hole

I always think man, the people on You-tube used to be so creative. Remember when it first started how amazing it was? Yeah…see this video? How exciting is THIS?!?!?! The first back flip on You-tube

The first video I ever sent to Merv.

I’d like to thank lauraw for introducing me to this work of art…I believe it is part of the reason Merv fell madly in love with me……….three years after I showed him the video, but really…who’s counting?

The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.

Cybergoon squad…….the very first “weird side of You-tube” video.

And last, but not least, the VERY first video uploaded to You-tube by one of the founders enjoying his time at the zoo….my guess is, this guy is probably a rich mofo.

Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.

November 19, 2020
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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . 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HHD (fake) Cowboy Edition

Sam Elliott played The Stranger in the Coen brothers film *The Big Lebowski*. “That was great fun,” he says. “The Coen brothers are such brilliant guys.

This one is for PattyAnn, she dug Sam Elliot’s chili

Disclaimer: One real cowboy was added to this post
Calgary,Alberta -July 14, 2016: Fred Whitfield, 8 time world champion tie-down roper pictured at the Calgary Stampede in Canada.(Jason Franson for ESPN)

November 11, 2020
Categories: # Hashtag, #H2, bacon, Cowboy, Death by Fishstick, Earworm dammit, foreskin, Fuck Overtime I'm on Salary, FUCK SALT!!!, GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!, Hambone, Hanks, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, needs more tartar sauce, Never Gonna Give You Up, No Drama, Old Spice, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Pure Genius, Say "What" Again, Snake juice guzzler, Someone needs a sandwich, Stetson, Stetson (for men), swinging with friends, Ten Gallon, Too Much Pressure, Totally Nude, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, We don't need no stinking categories . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 231 Comments

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born July 28th, 1998 in The Philippines. She stands 5′ even and measures 40 – 26 – 37 and 98 lbs. Please greet the sun with Miss Pandora Kaaki.

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September 4, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, BANGLAR!, barely passable trannies, BBF, Boobs, braunschweiger, Bunker Pants!, By The Beard Of Odin!, Chicks dig a nice tool, Crime and Punishment, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Don't Make Me Kill You, Don't Talk Shit About Total, ember shoes, Fake Butt Accurate, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fishy, Hai Karate, homophobe, Hostages Legal Aid, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Is This Ham Still Good?, Lesbians, Lobster roll, Luckiest Dog Alive, Mini Eggs, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Moon Pie Smash, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, October Surprise, Okay, Old Person, open your chaste mouth, oxycontin, Scurvy, Smokeshow, Someone needs a sandwich, Strap On Anonymous, Stroller, Taint Tanner, Tastes More Like Regular, those are some big boobs, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Yellow Fever, Your mom likes this . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 170 Comments

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born on March 4th, 1994 in Russia. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 34 – 26 – 36 and 136 lbs with K-cup honkers. Please form an orderly line behind Miss Stacy Vandenberg AKA Adriana Fenice AKA Nastya.

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June 12, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, BBF, Boobs, Bunker Pants!, Chubs, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, dog love, Double or nothing, ember shoes, Emily's Dull Affect, fat chicks, flowering flower, Fuck golf, Genital Itch, Good Stupid, GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hitler, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Hulk Smash, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Is This Ham Still Good?, Knockers, Lactation, Leave Poland Alone, Like you know how to read., Luckiest Dog Alive, meatdickbreath, mesadick, misogyny, Moist, Moon Pie Smash, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, Pants Up, Don't Loot, Peace Through Douche . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 107 Comments

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Your model for today was born on April 5th in Kyiv, Ukraine, is an Israeli citizen, and currently resides in Austria. She stands 5′ 3″, is married, has no teeth, models and sells hosiery, and likes totally hairless kitties. Please use your checkbook or your imagination to fill in the blanks for Miss Katerina Savitski.

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June 5, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, Bacon Strips, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Boobs, Canine, cat blogging, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Easter Pig, ember shoes, Finely Freckled, fire in the hole, Hambone, Hitler, Hulk Smash, Is This Ham Still Good?, Jesus Freak, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Luckiest Dog Alive, Makin' Bacon, ManBearPig, Moist, monkey love, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Smokeshow, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, TITS, Too Much Pressure, TurtleFacePlant . Tags: Peak Pupster Poat, Vanilla Upside Down Pound Cake . Author: Pupster . Comments: 186 Comments

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Your model for today was born in Berne, New York on September 18th, 1992. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 34 – 26 – 31 and 117 lbs. Please get comfy and get to know Mrs. Chelsie Aryn-Miller.

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April 10, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, amazing post, American Hero, ann coulter, barely passable trannies, BBF, Boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Deck The Halls, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Drinking heavily, Finely Freckled, fire in the hole, fishy, Glitter Shit, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, grope em if you got em, Heads I win, High and tight, Hot Diggity Dog, Hulk Smash, is tee-roy still in prison?, Knockers, Luckiest Dog Alive, meatdickbreath, misogyny, Moist, Molar, monkey love, Muddle My Mint, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, open your chaste mouth, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, personal junk, police involvement, Richard Butt RIP, robust hindquarters, rush limbaugh, Say "What" Again, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, Smokeshow, starfish, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Sure Why Not, Taint Tanner, those are some big boobs, TITS, Too Much Pressure, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, Tube Steak Fever, unintended consequences, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's MJ?, Who Cut The Cheese?, You're gonna love my nuts, your mom is a fish monger . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 145 Comments

Leon’s Sick Day Replacement Will Be Baby Animals And You’re Just Going To Deal With It

Yaaawnn…it’s a rainy crappy day, and eating lauraw’s pea seedlings is exhausting. I think I’ll put on my fluffy bunny slippers and take a nap.

This one isn’t a baby, but he’s trying to ACT like one, and I think you all know by now how I feel about rodents. My main beef with rodents is that they don’t crunch underfoot in a satisfying way the way you would imagine they do. Well, they don’t.