Everyone Loves a Shaved Pussy

Except, when you get old and won’t clean yourself, it’s not as much fun.

Hooray for my first poat!

Sunday Mishmash

You may have thought your garden friends were sleeping like you do every night, but you’d be wrong.

For those of you who don’t speak the language, I have some news for you.

I’m not exactly sure what this all means, and there’s probably a lot of psychotherapy involved, but it’s interesting that someone somehow managed to capture some very unique brain thoughts. I can’t quite put my finger on who it might belong to…

Welcome Fiity-tooers!!!

Rosetta was lamenting our lack of trolls. What better way to get one than to mock Teh ONe™. I know, its hard to improve upon such brilliance as appointing every tax-cheat and leftist twat-waffle floating through the stanky bowl we call D.C., setting up Joe Biden to police waste and incompetence, and causing the dow to drop like a stone every time you step in front of the camera, open your pie-hole and confidently mouth whatever the teleprompter feeds you, but I am confident that while we all count the change his disasterous economic policies leave us with while we hope they don’t find out about it, we can all sing this song. After all, it isn’t any sillier than Teh One™ telling us how electing him will reverse glowbull worminging, and stop the rise of the oceans.