Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday’s 2021 Miss Congeniality Tournament.
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Today’s models didn’t make the cut for the tournament, but I’ve been assured by multiple sources that they all possess sparkling personalities.
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Literally Take On Meme
November 23, 2021
Categories: Balls, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Ed Balls, Granny Clinton, Literature, Politics, Puns are awesome, Sherwin Fucking Williams, shitballs . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 88 Comments
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Tom Ames Prayer
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Here We Go
September 26, 2021
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, Aliens, ann coulter, asshat anonymous, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, Badtards, BANGLAR COFFEE, Beauty Personified, Beriberi, Boobs, Bugout Jelly, Cockfacefuckaloo, Crime and Punishment, Death by Fishstick, Does this look infected?, Ed Balls, Fat Piece of Shit, Fire melt steel mantra, Follically challenged, Fuck the GOP, Generic Category Category, I am judging you, I'm not judging you, I'm totally judging you, worst post evah!, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . Tags: FUCK SALT!!!, shut your whore mouth . Author: Colorado Alex In Exile . Comments: 57 Comments
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Your model for today was born March 26th, 1993 in Wheat Ridge, Colorado. She stands 5‘ 6″ and measures 36 – 24 –35 and 120 lbs. Please tee it up for Miss Paige Spiranac.
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August 27, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, ann coulter, At least we're not Ontario, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Balls, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dang. I mean...dang., Ed Balls, fire in the hole, Fuck golf, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hulk Smash, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, In the face, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Lumber, mesadick, Nice Melons, Peace Through Douche, Richard Butt RIP, Smokeshow, swinging with friends, Thud Sandwich, TITS, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, very rough misogynisting plucking, weiner, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, With a tire iron, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 174 Comments
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It seems redundant to label a BIG BOOB FRIDAY post as not safe for work, but today’s gifs will probably get you fired.
***NSFW***
July 16, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, Bail Pupster Out For Once, Balls, bangin' your bud, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Boobs, Bowel Prep, Button Nose, california lesbian in love, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, condom free septic tank, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dick Filled Asshole, dicking bimbos, Does this look infected?, dog love, Eat a bag of dicks, Ed Balls, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fishy, Floppy Disk, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hitler, I Will Kick Your Ass, In the face, Jizm Goes Here, Leave Poland Alone, misogyny . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 154 Comments
This is Memeness
June 26, 2021
Categories: #indogyears, #Problematic, alcohol, amazing post, Ed Balls, Fuck you Georgia, mardi gras groping, Plumbing, Snake, Who Cut The Cheese? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 65 Comments
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Your model for today was born November 21, 1996 in California, USA. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 33 – 25 – 31 and 120 lbs. Please subscribe to and comment upon Miss Amanda Mccants.
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June 18, 2021
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, Aliens, American Hero, At least we're not Ontario, BBF, Burn it down, Button Nose, california lesbian in love, chi-chi was here category, cow snot, dicking bimbos, Does this look infected?, Eat a bag of dicks, Ed Balls, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, In the face, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Juice, Like a Viking, Loose Ass Snatch, mesadick, Neil Freakin' Diamond, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Possum Jenkins, Say "What" Again, Smokeshow, The Steam Off My Shit, TITS, very rough misogynisting plucking, Your mom likes this . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 89 Comments
My Favorite Put Down
I read a post on the mothership and started laughing at a few of the pejorative names that were tossed around and it got me thinking about funny phrases and words. I know what you’re thinking…is this going to be the first in a long line of piscatorial posts or might we venture into a realm unknown?
The answer of course, is why not both? Just kidding. I think we can safely shelve our admiration for fisherman, old men, the sea, and how their bounty is turned into a delicious fried patchwork of amphibious parts. Today we embark upon a mission to call forth our favorite malicious insults.
Smoothbrain
Cockholster
Friend of Dorothy
Assface
Blue lipped mother fucker (non obama specific)
Chickenman
Dickbag
Peen lover
April 29, 2021
Categories: #hashtag, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Compound W, condom free septic tank, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Eat a bag of dicks, Ed Balls, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Fake Butt Accurate, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, H2 Eulogy, Hai Karate, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I feel like chicken tonight., I Feel the Need for Speed, Mini Eggs, NOT another post by Pupster, Plugged nickel, Plumbing, rhymes with "your mom", Ride the pony, Smoke a pole, Smokeshow, Summaries, Tastes More Like Regular, Ten Gallon, TurtleFacePlant, We don't need no stinking categories, whiskey, You Love Fish, It's Your Favorite, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: MJ . Comments: 193 Comments
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Your model for today was born on August 4th, 2000 in New York City. She stands 5’3″ and measures 32G – 24 – 35 and weighs not much. Please turn on safe-search and welcome Miss Autumn Falls.
March 12, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, Balls, bangin' your bud, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, BOOP!, braunschweiger, butt-pokey blues, Chicks dig a nice tool, Cowboy, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Does this look infected?, dog love, Dr B wants to Spank you, Easter Pig, Eat a bag of dicks, Ed Balls, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, fishy, flick it, flick it good, flowering flower, foreskin, Fucking Wagon, Garden, gardenblogging, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, H2 Pets, Heads I win, Hostages Legal Aid, Hot Diggity Dog, Hulk Smash, I am judging you, Is This Ham Still Good?, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Knockers, Lactation, Like a Viking . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 132 Comments
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Your model for today was born September 26th, 1990 in Tomball, Texas. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 34 – 24 – 35 and 121 lbs.  Please introduce me to Miss Caitlin Arnett.
February 5, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, ann coulter, Balls, BBF, Boobs, Button Nose, Cowboy, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Does this look infected?, Eat a bag of dicks, Ed Balls, Fake Butt Accurate, fishy, flowering flower, fucking genius, I Will Kick Your Ass, Knockers, Nice Melons, police involvement, Richard Butt RIP, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, Smoke a pole, Smokeshow, Snake juice guzzler, Suck It., Superblood, Sure Why Not, those are some big boobs, TITS . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 157 Comments
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