Resolutions Thread

the Hostages are at the cutting edge of societal goals, so I thought we could have a post to inspire the internet

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January 6, 2020
Categories: BADASSDOM, Brut, Cheese Ball, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, Huevos divorciados, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 133 Comments

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born November 24th, 1994 in Clearwater, Florida.  She stands 5′ 5” and measures 32E – 24 -35 and 125 lbs.  Please follow established safety procedures and  introduce yourself to Miss Brittney Shumaker !

 

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June 14, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, #H2, #hashtag, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Brut, Canine, cereal, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, YOU WISH . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 78 Comments

Shock the Monkey

 

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April 30, 2019
Categories: And Now Another Poat by Pupster, Beauty Personified, Brut, but not the good kind, Canine, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, ember shoes, fat chicks, fire in the hole, Genital Itch, Good Stupid, Headless Whoresman, Hot Diggity Dog . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 99 Comments

hatred

Carin hasn’t told us she hates us all recently.

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i assume she’s recouping from yoga or something and trying to get up enough energy to recommence her poison pen ranting again.

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April 2, 2019
Categories: #H2, amazing post, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, Birthday Beat Down, Brut, Chicks dig a nice tool, dog love, Federal Witness Protection Program, gardenblogging, Headless Whoresman, i'm zero indians, Literature, Moist, Okay, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Snake, The Bear Is Loose, unicorns, Your Mom, Your Welcome Hotspur . Tags: . Author: jam2 . Comments: 99 Comments

BBF

Hello commuters, and welcome to Big Bombus Friday.

 

bombous (bom’bus)— adj. convex; spherical.

 

 

 

Lyrics Link

Stop asking me why I won’t take the things you give me
I’m not gonna smile
When you shake my hand an tell me you’re not happy with me

Your model for today was born November 6th, 1990 in Pompei, Napoli, Italy.  She stands 5′ 5″, 34-24-36 and 110 lbs.  Please freshen your breath and say buongiorno to Miss Valentina Nappi!

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October 26, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, asshole, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brut, Canine, CHAD, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, fire in the hole, fucking genius, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, playing Hide the Salmon, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments

Crappy Candy Cornucopia

October. Most normal kids are preoccupied with what “they will be” for Halloween. For other kids, it’s Halloween every day, so, no big deal. Boof. My teen step-son is delighted with volunteering at a local haunted house thing which is kind of a big deal around here. Fright At The Fort is held at Fort Knox (not that one).

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This year it’s a Stephen King theme. Say what you want about his politics and desperate need for an editor but the guy has written some classic horror novels. Anyway, he’s in the Children Of The Corn part of the tour.

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He’s pretty funny with his assessment of the crowd. As the evening wears on the attendees grow older, drunker and higher on marijuana. Some of the drunken idiots don’t take kindly to screaming like a schoolgirl in front of their dates. Every part of the exhibit has adult bouncers in it thankfully.

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October 18, 2018
Categories: #H2, 9/11 Bush's fault, Birthday Cake, Brut, CRUNK JUICE!!!, North American Goat Love Association, nose nuggets, Secret Santa, soakin' the ole T-bone, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Xanthan gum, your mom's cooter, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 124 Comments

Weekend Meme

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September 30, 2018
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, Booze, Bowel Prep, Brut, Caffeine, Canine, Chubs, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Genital Itch, Glitter Shit, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, I am judging you, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 126 Comments

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Hello front and back holes, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model was born in Durham, Florida on March 5th, 1995.  She stands 5’3″, 34D-22-32 and 108 lbs.  Please play along and welcome Miss Nina North.

 

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September 7, 2018
Categories: #Problematic, 4/10 Would Still Smash, BANGLAR!, BBF, Boobs, Brut, Bunker Pants!, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Cults, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, duck face, ducks are people too, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, fishy, Good Stupid, Hulk Smash, Jayson Blair, Knockers, mardi gras groping, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Richard Butt RIP, Sandra Fluke, slut, Someone needs a sandwich . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 143 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model for today was born in Chiba, Japan on April 23rd, 1988.  She stands 5 foot tall, 40x27x35″.  BANZAI!  Please wax on/wax off and say hello to Miss Saki Yanase!

 

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June 15, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, Baconwrappedboobbeer, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Brut, Canine, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., It must be true!, those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 182 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

MMMmmmm…that’s some angry angry anger-music.  Gets me pumped up before werk.

Your model for today was born August 5th, 1987 in Prague, Czech Republic. She stands 5‘8″ , 38E-24-35 and 125lbs, please hoe your own row and say hello again to Miss Marie Lambo !

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May 25, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Booze, Brut, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, butt-pokey blues, Buzzcut, Canine, cereal, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheez Wiz, cow snot, Dang. I mean...dang., those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 152 Comments

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