The Way You Smell

Leon was the inspiration for the topic.








Hello control cats and magic dogs, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.




Your model for today was born February 11th, 1997 in Claremore, Oklahoma.  She stands 5’4″ and measures 34G-25-35 and 134 lbs.  Please Marco and say Pollo to Miss Kylie Page (AKA Bonnie Kinz).


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Hello spooners and herders, welcome to Big Boob Friday.




Your model for today is a college student from Portugal, a little light internet stalking reveals little statistical information, I can confirm the absence of the typical porchy pornstar mustache and and prehensile tail. Please stretch your calves and welcome, Miss Carolina Neto!

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Hello champagne drinkers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.



Your model for today was born on September 3rd, 1996 in Chicago, Illinois.  She does teh pron and has really pretty eyes.  5’5″ tall, 34D-24-35, please think things through and welcome, Miss Lana Rhoades!

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Weekend Good Boy



The Short Bus

Lauraw wears crocks

Up with the sun, gone with the wind

Everyone said Pup was lazy

Leaving my home

Leaving my friends

Running when things got too crazy

Out on the road, out ‘neath the stars

Feeling the breeze, passing the cars

I think my dictionary has a Bob Seger filter, it tried to change “Passing” to “Passin”.

Rock on with your bad selves today my friends.  


Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

This song came on when I was pulling in your mom my driveway, and I stayed in the car and belted out the lyrics until it was over. I think I sounded better than Steve Perry in this live version:



Your model for today is from Texas, she’s 5’8″ tall and 32-23-36.  Please give a warm welcome to Miss Kara Del Toro !

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BBF Victory Lap 2016

Hello, and welcome to the victory parade edition of Big Boob Friday.




Your model for today has defeated all comers to be crowned Big Boob Friday Queen 2016.  You may know her as Lily from the AT&T commercials, or from her work on Cracked, Funny or Die, or her numerous stage and youtube appearances.  I dig her chilli because she is finely freckled, funnah, and even though I disagree with her politics, she is not all talk about her beliefs.  Also, nice rack.

Please join me in welcoming, Miss Melodious Yurbooty!

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