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BBF

Hello spooners and herders, welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today is a college student from Portugal, a little light internet stalking reveals little statistical information, I can confirm the absence of the typical porchy pornstar mustache and and prehensile tail. Please stretch your calves and welcome, Miss Carolina Neto!

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September 8, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, asshole, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Balls, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Booze, braunschweiger, Brut, Canine, Cartman, Chocolate, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., those are some big boobs, TurtleFacePlant, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 136 Comments

BBF

Hello hungry friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model was born June 1st, 1987 in Prague, Czech Republic. 5’8″, 40F-28-36 and 136 lbs, please say hello to Miss Shione Cooper!

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August 11, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, bacon, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Balls, barely passable trannies, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beaver Button, Black helicopters, Boobs, Booze, braunschweiger, Brian Williams, Brut, but not the good kind, Buzzcut, Cash for Crunkers, CHAD, Chicks dig a nice tool, Compound W, Consumption, Coonskin, Dan Rather, Dang. I mean...dang., Double or nothing, Drinking heavily, Easter Pig, ember shoes, fat chicks, foreskin, Fourth Grade, fucking genius, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Hambone, Hanks, Happy, Hardware, High and tight, homophobe, I feel like chicken tonight., I used to be funneh and shit, Jayson Blair, Jesus Freak, Knockers, Lactation, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pron, Rub meat, She-Meat, slut, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, tubgirl, Tuesday, TurtleFacePlant, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, whiskey, wisermeany . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 124 Comments

BBF

Hello champagne drinkers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born on September 3rd, 1996 in Chicago, Illinois. She does teh pron and has really pretty eyes. 5’5″ tall, 34D-24-35, please think things through and welcome, Miss Lana Rhoades!

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August 4, 2017
Categories: #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, ann coulter, BBF, bbq, Boobs, Booze, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brut, Suck It., Summaries, those are some big boobs, TurtleFacePlant . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 184 Comments

Weekend Good Boy

July 8, 2017
Categories: American Hero, Balls, Baseball, Booze, braunschweiger, Brut, but not the good kind, CHAD, cheese . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 182 Comments

Speaking of C**ts

So funny I bust my felt wiiiiiiddddeee open.

April 11, 2017
Categories: !RALGNAB, #H2, #hashtag, #Problematic, 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, almond, Brian Williams, Brown Snow, Brut, Bugout Jelly, dicking bimbos, Double or nothing, No more wire hangers, North American Goat Love Association, Not Boobs, OWS Douchebags, oxycontin, paris hilton whore, Peace Through Douche, peanut, pecan, Phone blogging, Pleurisy, Plugged nickel, Plumbing, poat, Premolar, pron, Punk Rock, Pure Genius, quesadillas, QWERTY, right wing rethuglican, robust hindquarters, Rocky Dennis, Sandra Fluke, Say "What" Again, Scurvy, Secret Santa, Shark Week, She-Meat, shut your whore mouth, truther, tubgirl, Tuesday, TurtleFacePlant, Uncategorized, unicorns, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom, Your mom likes this, Zzyzx . . Author: MJ . Comments: 103 Comments

The Short Bus

Lauraw wears crocks

Up with the sun, gone with the wind

Everyone said Pup was lazy

Leaving my home

Leaving my friends

Running when things got too crazy

Out on the road, out ‘neath the stars

Feeling the breeze, passing the cars

I think my dictionary has a Bob Seger filter, it tried to change “Passing” to “Passin”.

Rock on with your bad selves today my friends.

March 14, 2017
Categories: asshole, bacon, Balls, Beer, Booze, Breitbart, Brut, but not the good kind, Cheedy, cheese, duck face, Earworm dammit, Ed Balls, ember shoes, fat chicks, Fourth Grade, fucking genius . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 230 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

This song came on when I was pulling in ~~your mom~~ my driveway, and I stayed in the car and belted out the lyrics until it was over. I think I sounded better than Steve Perry in this live version:

Your model for today is from Texas, she’s 5’8″ tall and 32-23-36. Please give a warm welcome to Miss Kara Del Toro !

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March 3, 2017
Categories: asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beaver Button, Boobs, Booze, Brazil, Brut, Dang. I mean...dang., Ed Balls, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, those are some big boobs, TurtleFacePlant, Where's Cyn?, whiskey, Your Mom . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 132 Comments

BBF Victory Lap 2016

Hello, and welcome to the victory parade edition of Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today has defeated all comers to be crowned Big Boob Friday Queen 2016. You may know her as Lily from the AT&T commercials, or from her work on Cracked, Funny or Die, or her numerous stage and youtube appearances. I dig her chilli because she is finely freckled, funnah, and even though I disagree with her politics, she is not all talk about her beliefs. Also, nice rack.

Please join me in welcoming, Miss Melodious Yurbooty!

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January 27, 2017
Categories: American Hero, As Little as Possible, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Booze, Brut, but not the good kind, Dang. I mean...dang., those are some big boobs, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 135 Comments

BBF

Hello basket cases, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today is an accomplished newscaster, author, and musician. Born on April 21st, 1969 in New London, Ohio, please stop being subtle and welcome, Miss Robin Meade!

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October 7, 2016
Categories: asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, Boobs, Booze, Brut, dicking bimbos . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 191 Comments

BB&BF

Hello friends, and welcome to Big Boobs and Butt Friday.

Your subject for today was born in Kaliningrad, Russia on August 3rd, 1995. She measures 5’9″, 37E-25-41(!). Please stop oppressing short legged doggies and welcome, Miss Anastasiya Kvitko!

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September 23, 2016
Categories: asshole, bacon, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Boobs, Booze, Brut, those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 243 Comments

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