Speaking of C**ts

So funny I bust my felt wiiiiiiddddeee open.

The Short Bus

Lauraw wears crocks

Up with the sun, gone with the wind

Everyone said Pup was lazy

Leaving my home

Leaving my friends

Running when things got too crazy

Out on the road, out ‘neath the stars

Feeling the breeze, passing the cars

I think my dictionary has a Bob Seger filter, it tried to change “Passing” to “Passin”.

Rock on with your bad selves today my friends.  

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

This song came on when I was pulling in your mom my driveway, and I stayed in the car and belted out the lyrics until it was over. I think I sounded better than Steve Perry in this live version:

 

 

Your model for today is from Texas, she’s 5’8″ tall and 32-23-36.  Please give a warm welcome to Miss Kara Del Toro !

BBF Victory Lap 2016

Hello, and welcome to the victory parade edition of Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model for today has defeated all comers to be crowned Big Boob Friday Queen 2016.  You may know her as Lily from the AT&T commercials, or from her work on Cracked, Funny or Die, or her numerous stage and youtube appearances.  I dig her chilli because she is finely freckled, funnah, and even though I disagree with her politics, she is not all talk about her beliefs.  Also, nice rack.

Please join me in welcoming, Miss Melodious Yurbooty!

BBF

Hello basket cases, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today is an accomplished newscaster, author, and musician.  Born on April 21st, 1969 in New London, Ohio, please stop being subtle and welcome, Miss Robin Meade!

 

BB&BF

Hello friends, and welcome to Big Boobs and Butt Friday.

 

 

Your subject for today was born in Kaliningrad, Russia on August 3rd, 1995.  She measures 5’9″, 37E-25-41(!).  Please stop oppressing short legged doggies and welcome, Miss Anastasiya Kvitko!

and On, On and On, On and On

Leon who?

 

I have two speeches ready for Boy1, not sure which to deliver.

Option 1:

Option 2:

 

I’m hungry.  What’s for lunch?

 

 

Wire Station

Adele Assafa

b. yes, Ethiopia

During my research I found this image from another painter that I simply had to include here.

Also from Ethiopia, Addisalem Zewdie

Be excellent to each other.

 

ch.

 

BBF

Hello fellow humans, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

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Your model for today was born in St. Petersburg, Russia on April 7th, 1992.  She stands 5’9″, and measures 35D-25-34 and 115lbs.  Please stop counter-protesting long enough to welcome, Miss Helga Lovekaty!

Game Day, Bitches

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Cheerleader Pic:

Today is the last day to sign up for secrete santa.  No, I didn’t spell it wrong.