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February 18, 2020
Categories: bacon, Beanie, Booze, Bunker Pants!, Cheedy, cow snot, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Emily, Foreignotica, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Headless Whoresman, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I'm gonna need new batteries, John Galt, Loaded dice, mardi gras groping, Moon Pie Smash, nose nuggets, OWS Douchebags, Plumbing, QWERTY, Rumpus Room Rumba, Snake Juice, Sure Why Not, the old ass-hair combover trick, Too Much Pressure, We don't need no stinking categories, Yellow Fever . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 183 Comments

Happy Valen-meme’s Day!

Happy Valentines Day!

This is life in Iowa, Dec-Apr.

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February 13, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, asshat anonymous, Barack Obama, Black helicopters, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, Button Nose, Catnaps, Chief Grumpybutt, CRUNK JUICE!!!, dicking bimbos, Easter Eggs, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Foreignotica, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Hanks, Hitler, Huevos divorciados, I'm all out of bubble gum, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Lactation, LOVE SALT!!!, mardi gras groping, mittelschmerz, Muddle My Mint, Nigeria, Old Spice, Pants Up, Don't Loot, police involvement, pruritus ani, riding the cock carousel, Scurvy, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Stroller, Tards, The Wire, transphobe, walnut, Whiny little twerp, Wisdom, You're a TOTAL douche, your mom's flower . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 126 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in Saint Petersburg, Russian Federation on September 11th, 1989. She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 38D–28–38 and 135 lbs. Please pop a cork and pour one out for Miss Anna Polina!

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January 17, 2020
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, Ball de Cheese, barely passable trannies, BBF, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brazil, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Death by Fishstick, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Don't Make Me Kill You, duck face, ducks are people too, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Hitler, Hosefuckers, Hot Diggity Dog, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Lesbians, Like you know how to read., Literature, Luckiest Dog Alive, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, mardi gras groping, mesadick, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, My Sharona, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Russian Collusion, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, slut, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 108 Comments

2019 BBF Championship Consolation Round

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday 2019 Championship Consolation Round.

Today’s contestants are the highest voted models who did not win their semi-final rounds. The winner of the consolation round will advance to the finals.

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December 6, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Reboob, BBF, Big Stones, Boobs, Lumber, mardi gras groping, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 90 Comments

Stranglememe

Can’t believe Car in never talks about this guy, from Detroit.

Now on to the memes:

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September 17, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 2017 Big Boob Championships, American Hero, bad trip, BANGLAR COFFEE, Beaver Button, Birthday Cake, braunschweiger, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Bunker Pants!, Catnaps, chi-chi was here category, Consumption, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dial C for cooter, Douche-bagger, Electrical, Federal Witness Protection Program, flowering flower, fucking genius, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, High and tight, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, I am judging you, I Will Kick Your Ass, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Jesus Freak, Knockers, Like you know how to read., lying phquer, mardi gras groping, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Music Classics, NHL, Not Boobs, Old Person, Pants Up, Don't Loot, people make me sick, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Really, right wing rethuglican, Sac and Fox, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, stupid fucking hippies, Taint what you think, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, This is fucking bullshit, Tinfoil lingerie, tubgirl, Vlatabadababadoodoo, Where's MJ?, wisermeany, You People Make Me Sick, your mom likes a slippery trout, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 146 Comments

Big Boob Friday–Women’s Day Edition?

Hello fellow tempters of dairy freshness and welcome to another edition of Big Boob Friday. Huzzah! It’s been a glorious week on this here corner of the internet. It turns out that we do not like AOC and are split as to whether or not butter should remain between 33-35 degrees F at all times. Who would have thunk it?

A frightened Ms Bellringer gets a glimpse of MJs gentleman’s sausage

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March 8, 2019
Categories: #H2, Beriberi, Birfday, Dang. I mean...dang., DDH, Federal Witness Protection Program, Finely Freckled, Holidays, Hosefuckers, Knockers, Marathon not a sprint, mardi gras groping, Nigeria, No Drama, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Safety, Snake juice guzzler, starfish, the old ass-hair combover trick, The Religion of Peace, vagine, Vaseline Kiss, Your mom likes this, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: MJ . Comments: 151 Comments

Jeudi Gras

Since Mare liked Jam’s “Foods of New Orleans” post I thought I’d keep the party going with lots more dishes filled with fat. Even better, everyone sounds like they’re fasting or at least thinking about fasting so why not a little torture?

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March 7, 2019
Categories: Belly Button Micro Penis, CHAD, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Emily's Dull Affect, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, I Will Kick Your Ass, mardi gras groping, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Not Boobs, pelvic thrust, riding the cock carousel, She-Meat, soakin' the ole T-bone, Tastes More Like Regular, This is fucking bullshit, Totally Nude, You Make Me Feel Like Dancing, your mom's cooter . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 206 Comments

nobody likes a smartasz

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February 19, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, grope em if you got em, is tee-roy still in prison?, mardi gras groping, Marez-ee-dotes, One Foot Muff, Rub meat, Trump's Fault, zero fucks . Tags: shut your whore mouth, That's Gonna Leave A Mark, wtf? . Author: jam2 . Comments: 116 Comments

Tuesday Aural Tragedy

So Car i N pointed us down this path and Sean laid the last paving stone.

Yep – the wonderful world of music.

https://image.slidesharecdn.com/solomusica-120617131732-phpapp01/95/msica-en-la-roma-imperial-12-728.jpg?cb=1339939631

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medieval_lituus

and the odd instruments thereof

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October 30, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Chapeau, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Death by Fishstick, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, General Bitching, High Society Trash Bloggin', I Will Kick Your Ass, Kinky Afro, mardi gras groping, Marez-ee-dotes, Muppet Porn & You, Oso made me do it!!!!, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, Sherwin Fucking Williams, The 1%, unintended consequences, You're gonna love my nuts, ZOMFG!!11ty! . Tags: 9/11 Bush's fault, Brain Diseased, ducks . Author: jam2 . Comments: 174 Comments

BBF

Hello front and back holes, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model was born in Durham, Florida on March 5th, 1995. She stands 5’3″, 34D-22-32 and 108 lbs. Please play along and welcome Miss Nina North.

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September 7, 2018
Categories: #Problematic, 4/10 Would Still Smash, BANGLAR!, BBF, Boobs, Brut, Bunker Pants!, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Cults, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, duck face, ducks are people too, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, fishy, Good Stupid, Hulk Smash, Jayson Blair, Knockers, mardi gras groping, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Richard Butt RIP, Sandra Fluke, slut, Someone needs a sandwich . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 143 Comments

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