Z – we don’t have a Z | Doing shit since March 2009

Puns are like paper, they’re terrible.

This song just jumped into the lead for “H2 Blog Theme Song”

February 25, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, Bacon Strips, beefcake, Breitbart, CAIR, Cockfacefuckaloo, democrats, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Foreignotica, Grippe, Hitler, is there such a thing as bad head, memememems, North American Goat Love Association, paris hilton whore, Richard Butt RIP, Snake juice guzzler, stupid fucking hippies, teh funny, unintended consequences, You're a TOTAL douche, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 194 Comments

Memes I’ll Never See

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February 11, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, Bowel Prep, Catnaps, Dang. I mean...dang., Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, macadamia, Muddle My Mint, One Foot Muff, POON!, Rosetta Likes This, Snake juice guzzler, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Things that really matter, unintended consequences, YOU WISH, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 112 Comments

Meme was Yesterday

No, we haven’t skipped Tuesday, stay tuned!

I know, you were scared. It’s ok.

I’ll give you some memes now.

HeyLoser

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October 8, 2019
Categories: Baconwrappedboobbeer, Bowel Prep, cat blogging, conspiracy theory, Douche-bagger, Federal Witness Protection Program, Fuck golf, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Fucking Wagon, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Good Stupid, Heads I win, Huevos divorciados, is there such a thing as bad head, lazy bastards anonymous, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, misogyny, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, One Foot Muff, personal junk, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Rocky Dennis, Smoke a pole, Snake juice guzzler, Summaries, The More You Know, Totally Nude, We don't need no stinking categories, Yellow Fever, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 102 Comments

Stranglememe

Can’t believe Car in never talks about this guy, from Detroit.

Now on to the memes:

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September 17, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 2017 Big Boob Championships, American Hero, bad trip, BANGLAR COFFEE, Beaver Button, Birthday Cake, braunschweiger, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Bunker Pants!, Catnaps, chi-chi was here category, Consumption, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dial C for cooter, Douche-bagger, Electrical, Federal Witness Protection Program, flowering flower, fucking genius, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, High and tight, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, I am judging you, I Will Kick Your Ass, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Jesus Freak, Knockers, Like you know how to read., lying phquer, mardi gras groping, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Music Classics, NHL, Not Boobs, Old Person, Pants Up, Don't Loot, people make me sick, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Really, right wing rethuglican, Sac and Fox, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, stupid fucking hippies, Taint what you think, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, This is fucking bullshit, Tinfoil lingerie, tubgirl, Vlatabadababadoodoo, Where's MJ?, wisermeany, You People Make Me Sick, your mom likes a slippery trout, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 146 Comments

Everybody Wants to Rule the Meme

Oh come one, you didn’t see this one coming, with that title?

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June 25, 2019
Categories: Beaver Button, Chicks dig a nice tool, Don't Make Me Kill You, Floyd, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, is there such a thing as bad bud? better axe the muppet, Lobster Newburg, mons of Marmota monax, nose nuggets, pets, Really, slut, Snake juice guzzler, Tastes More Like Regular, transphobe, Xanthan gum, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 82 Comments

Next up: Memes!

Beware of visitors to NASA, roamy!

WhatBroughtYouToFlorida

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June 1, 2019
Categories: 7 / 9 fucks given, amazing post, American Hero, As Little as Possible, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Compound W, Fourth Grade, Happy, Happy B-Day Michael, i'm zero indians, memememems, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Snake juice guzzler, swinging with friends, Tastes Less Like Regular, This is fucking bullshit, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 163 Comments

Beasts

All kinds of fantastic animals

1.2 billion views…. no idea who that is.

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April 9, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, BANGLAR COFFEE, Breitbart, Cash for Crunkers, CRUNK JUICE!!!, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, goatse, I Will Kick Your Ass, Learn some shit, milestones, North American Goat Love Association, paris hilton whore, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, skittles, taste the rainbow, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 133 Comments

Monkey Meat Madness – Tuesday Tales of the Bush

“I told my children that we cannot continue eating bush meat or any dry meat because we fear that the Ebola is very near now,”

Next thing you know people will stop having sex in the bush too….

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February 12, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, braunschweiger, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, foreskin, Genital Itch, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, is tee-roy still in prison?, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., Marez-ee-dotes, Master Henry, mesadick, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, new post needed ASAP!!!, Nigeria, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, not mannish monday madness, One Foot Muff, oy!!, pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, rape culture, Remembrance, She-Meat, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Suck It., supersonic faggotronic, The Bear Is Loose, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, unintended consequences, Where's Cyn?, Whiny little twerp, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 142 Comments

Monday Morning Mushrooms – 3,14159.00

Happy Martin (LK) Mushroom Monday!!

Whose turn is it to make breffiss?

Everything pies are always a great way to celebrate MLK Day amirite?

For the bacon and eggs crowd – here ya go, ya boring bastards.

Now onward and upward to mushroom stuff that MJ (aka Mushroom Junkie) soooo looks forward to on a crisp and beautiful Monday morning.

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January 21, 2019
Categories: #H2, 7 of 9 fucks not given, amazing post, As Little as Possible, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Holidays, Hosefuckers, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, Just Another Fucking Category, Knockers, Like you know how to read., Makin' Bacon, Moist, monkey love, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, oy!!, pruritus ani, robust hindquarters, Suck It., the old ass-hair combover trick, vagine, wisermeany, your mom's flower, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 138 Comments

Even adults need to shake off the cobwebs and submit their list to Santa. Those little elves need a lot of lead time to mine the rare earth metals needed for your assorted electronic gewgaws. You don’t want to be the dunce who ends up with coal in your stockings.

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