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Everybody Wants to Rule the Meme

Oh come one, you didn’t see this one coming, with that title?

June 25, 2019
Categories: Beaver Button, Chicks dig a nice tool, Don't Make Me Kill You, Floyd, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, is there such a thing as bad bud? better axe the muppet, Lobster Newburg, mons of Marmota monax, nose nuggets, pets, Really, slut, Snake juice guzzler, Tastes More Like Regular, transphobe, Xanthan gum, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 82 Comments

Next up: Memes!

Beware of visitors to NASA, roamy!

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June 1, 2019
Categories: 7 / 9 fucks given, amazing post, American Hero, As Little as Possible, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Compound W, Fourth Grade, Happy, Happy B-Day Michael, i'm zero indians, memememems, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Snake juice guzzler, swinging with friends, Tastes Less Like Regular, This is fucking bullshit, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 163 Comments

Beasts

All kinds of fantastic animals

1.2 billion views…. no idea who that is.

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April 9, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, BANGLAR COFFEE, Breitbart, Cash for Crunkers, CRUNK JUICE!!!, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, goatse, I Will Kick Your Ass, Learn some shit, milestones, North American Goat Love Association, paris hilton whore, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, skittles, taste the rainbow, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 133 Comments

Monkey Meat Madness – Tuesday Tales of the Bush

“I told my children that we cannot continue eating bush meat or any dry meat because we fear that the Ebola is very near now,”

Next thing you know people will stop having sex in the bush too….

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February 12, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, braunschweiger, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, foreskin, Genital Itch, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, is tee-roy still in prison?, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., Marez-ee-dotes, Master Henry, mesadick, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, new post needed ASAP!!!, Nigeria, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, not mannish monday madness, One Foot Muff, oy!!, pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, rape culture, Remembrance, She-Meat, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Suck It., supersonic faggotronic, The Bear Is Loose, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, unintended consequences, Where's Cyn?, Whiny little twerp, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 142 Comments

Monday Morning Mushrooms – 3,14159.00

Happy Martin (LK) Mushroom Monday!!

Whose turn is it to make breffiss?

Everything pies are always a great way to celebrate MLK Day amirite?

For the bacon and eggs crowd – here ya go, ya boring bastards.

Now onward and upward to mushroom stuff that MJ (aka Mushroom Junkie) soooo looks forward to on a crisp and beautiful Monday morning.

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January 21, 2019
Categories: #H2, 7 of 9 fucks not given, amazing post, As Little as Possible, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Holidays, Hosefuckers, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, Just Another Fucking Category, Knockers, Like you know how to read., Makin' Bacon, Moist, monkey love, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, oy!!, pruritus ani, robust hindquarters, Suck It., the old ass-hair combover trick, vagine, wisermeany, your mom's flower, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 138 Comments

Even adults need to shake off the cobwebs and submit their list to Santa. Those little elves need a lot of lead time to mine the rare earth metals needed for your assorted electronic gewgaws. You don’t want to be the dunce who ends up with coal in your stockings.

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December 6, 2018
Categories: # Hashtag, #H2, #hashtag, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, Snake juice guzzler, vagine, Vaseline Kiss, Yellow Fever, yo!, your mom loves felt love, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 86 Comments

Shave Your Balls Tuesday

So we learned over the weekend that j’bro has a collection of various styles of razors for manscaping.

And that Roamy was the instigator.

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September 4, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Ball de Cheese, Balls, but not the good kind, Cheese Ball, Fuck golf, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hosefuckers, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Huevos divorciados, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, just another jimbroglio, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, Marez-ee-dotes, monkey love, not mannish monday madness, O, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Where's MJ?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 97 Comments

Public Urination

What’s up with the current rush to coarsen everything in society. From San Fran to NYC everybody is pissing in the streets.

I thought it was a french tradition. Now it’s all fashionable to drop trou and go…

I guess gone are the simpler times of panhandling.

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August 14, 2018
Categories: #H2, 0, alcohol, amazing post, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, bacon wrapped booger, Caffeine, Cash for Crunkers, Double or nothing, Douche-bagger, Federal Witness Protection Program, Fourth Grade, General Bitching, I'm not judging you, milestones, monkey love, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, nose nuggets, NOT another post by Pupster, not mannish monday madness, One Foot Muff, oy!!, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, This is fucking bullshit, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 128 Comments

Not HHD – a Repoat

*PUP RE-PEYOTED A MONKEY MASTERPIECE*

Lots of place holders going on….

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February 24, 2018
Categories: #H2, 0, Z - we don't have a Z . Tags: holding places . Author: jam2 . Comments: 137 Comments

HHD – Gearing up for the Games

Roamy must be busy, so I’ll throw together an HHD poat for her.

Watching OnDemand shows for NBC (The Brave, WOO HOO!) has exposed me to some cool Winter Olympics ads. Of course I can’t find a link to it, since NBC probably has it locked down (why on earth would you want to release an ad to the public? why, someone might SEE IT!) but take my word for it, coolness.

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