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Vote Early and Often!

October 27, 2020
Categories: zero fucks . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 34 Comments

This is going to be 90 minutes that we’ll never get back. Joe Biden is one of the dumbest guys to grace the national political stage. Everyone knows this. His family are grifters, his wife is a power hungry hag and his political round table is made up of old, fat, corrupt guys that have absolutely no issue with putting a hand up a skirt or 3. Fuck this guy sideways.

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September 29, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Bowel Prep, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Happy B-Day Michael, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, Happy Birfday Wiser, Hardware, Headless Whoresman, Heads I win, I Love You Peeps, I used to be funneh and shit, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm 7 Indians, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, I'm all out of bubble gum, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Man-lesbians, ManBearPig, Marathon not a sprint, mardi gras groping, Marez-ee-dotes, oy!!, Pants Up, Don't Loot, paris hilton whore, quesadillas, QUID PRO QUO, QWERTY, racist, riding the cock carousel, right wing rethuglican, robust hindquarters, Rocky Dennis, Ronaldus Maximus, Snake juice guzzler, Strap On Anonymous, Stroller, Thorific, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ . Comments: 85 Comments

MMM 407: Throwback

Remember the young, innocent world before pandemic panic? Back when you could go to restaurants or the gym or get your hair cut without looking like you were going to rob the place or do an emergency tracheotomy?

MMM remembers. Here’s hoping a tiny bit of meme magic can help bring that back.

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June 8, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, amazing post, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, Caffeine, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, homophobe, is tee-roy still in prison?, misogyny, open your chaste mouth, pelvic thrust, racist, rape culture, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, right wing rethuglican, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, Strap On Anonymous, TurtleFacePlant, Who You Calling Racist?, wing nut wingnut, you might be gay if you like this, YOU WISH, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, zero fucks . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 259 Comments

Do You Believe in Meme?

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May 12, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, not mannish monday madness, Snake juice guzzler, Tincture of iodine, zero fucks . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 131 Comments

Cogito Ergo Sum

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April 23, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, nose nuggets, Pinch A Loaf, shit squirters, Taking The Browns To The Super Bowl, This is fucking bullshit, Vaseline Kiss, Who Cut The Cheese?, your mom likes a slippery trout, zero fucks . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 145 Comments

Leon’s Sick Day Replacement Will Be Baby Animals And You’re Just Going To Deal With It

Yaaawnn…it’s a rainy crappy day, and eating lauraw’s pea seedlings is exhausting. I think I’ll put on my fluffy bunny slippers and take a nap.

This one isn’t a baby, but he’s trying to ACT like one, and I think you all know by now how I feel about rodents. My main beef with rodents is that they don’t crunch underfoot in a satisfying way the way you would imagine they do. Well, they don’t.