Leon’s Sick Day Replacement Will Be Baby Animals And You’re Just Going To Deal With It

Yaaawnn…it’s a rainy crappy day, and eating lauraw’s pea seedlings is exhausting. I think I’ll put on my fluffy bunny slippers and take a nap.

This one isn’t a baby, but he’s trying to ACT like one, and I think you all know by now how I feel about rodents. My main beef with rodents is that they don’t crunch underfoot in a satisfying way the way you would imagine they do. Well, they don’t.

 

IMPOTENT UPDATE BY HOTSPUR:

This is for Laura:
bunnies

This is for Leon: (Get well.)
Can you find

And this is for Mare: (She’s always up to something.)
Mare

 

No puppies?  I fixt it (car in):

 

firefighter

 

 

(Colex) Trying to fix the images…

Funeral for a Meme

His best work, and it’s a high bar. Fight me.

There is no better description for the purpose of Trump’s impeachment than this.

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Meme in the Sky

Question of the day: Aren’t live songs by definition cover songs?

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Too Late For Meme

Sorry, got busy yesterday.

But, at least I didn’t do this!

YouCantBeLate

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Meme was Yesterday

No, we haven’t skipped Tuesday, stay tuned!

I know, you were scared. It’s ok.

I’ll give you some memes now.

HeyLoser

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Parking Ticket Memes

 

ParkingTicket

My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, “Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?” He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an “a**hole.” He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So my wife called him a “s*ithead.” He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with Bernie Sanders stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s so important at our age!!

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Shut Up and Meme

Yeah, there’s a song for this one too, but I’m not linking those front holes.

AndWhatDoWeSayWhenLifeDisappointsUs

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Crazy Little Thing Called Meme

Yes, it’s that time of the week, when you have to put up with J’Ames’ bullshit.

AColonCanCompletelyChange

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