Let My Meme Open The Door

You didn’t think you were getting a normal version, did you? Silly H2.

Quiz on Candidate (and relatives) Nicknames:

Communist curmudgeon

Gropey Joe

$50,000 a month stripper impregnator

Heap Big Hack

the Hero of Kandahar

Moses of the Midwest

looks like a disgruntled koala

(inspired by Kurt Schlichter’s Townhall column)

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Bone Eating Snot Flower et al

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These lovely worms make a living on dead whales.

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Happy Thanksgiving

Hello assorted Hostages, lurkers, lackeys, hangers-on, cretins and other assorted turkey taints! By now most of the family either has or soon will assemble for one of the most hallowed days of football this year. There’s nothing more heartwarming than Cleveland Browns fans thinking they’re going to the Super Bowl. So grab the clam dip and Ruffles chips and scroll on down to be delighted.

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Summer’s Swan Song

Here it is, the unofficial end of summer. If your kids aren’t already back to school they’ll be there soon. Visions of paste and sharpened #2 pencils fill our heads. It already  feels a little like fall here. Nights are cooler and the humidity is long gone. When I went to the grocery store I saw the mums and Halloween candy out. Even the national burnt coffee chain has rolled out the PSL before Labor Day. We’ll probably have another heat wave or two before fall begins in earnest. I wish someone would let the ticks and mosquitoes know it’s time to go away.

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Meme on the Run

Let the music play!

We’ve all been there.
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Crazy Money

So one of our fellow Hostages hit it big in the lottery. Yes, Troy won big. So did Uncle Sam who appreciates all the tax money to feed the machine. Always fun to imagine what you would do if you won the lottery. For me, part of the enjoyment of buying a lottery ticket, is daydreaming about what you’d do with all that money. Everyone says they will not change but secretly know they will. Here’s a few ideas of what to do with all that mad money.

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Photo: James Lipman / jameslipman.com

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How About Some Baby Animals

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