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Gluttony’s Aftermath
A study in courage (or something)
December 1, 2022
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 3rd Time is the Charm, alcohol, amazing post, bacon wrapped booger, Bowel Prep, Cheese Log Guzzler, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Fat Piece of Shit, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, is tee-roy still in prison?, just another jimbroglio, Lobster Thermidor, Mini Eggs, needs more tartar sauce, open your chaste mouth, Pinch A Loaf, playing Hide the Salmon, quesadillas, Someone needs a sandwich, Thud Sandwich, Who Cut The Cheese?, you might be gay if you like this, Your Welcome Hotspur . Tags: Don't Talk Shit About Total, That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 107 Comments
2022 BBF Championships – Round 2
Hello, and welcome to the 2022 Big Boob Friday Championships – Round 2
Headers with contestant names are links to their original BBF post.
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November 18, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, BBF, butt like POW!, Button Nose, I am a BOOB GENIUS, Knockers, lazy bastards anonymous, Leave Poland Alone, Lesbians, Like a Viking, Luckiest Dog Alive, Lumbago, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, Mini Eggs, misogyny, open your chaste mouth, paris hilton whore, people make me sick, Really, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Richard Butt RIP . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 111 Comments
Comestibles
July 7, 2022
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 3rd Time is the Charm, braunschweiger, condom free septic tank, el jibbity, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Incisor, lazy bastards anonymous, Lumbago, Mini Eggs, needs more tartar sauce, Oso made me do it!!!!, poat, Scurvy, Suddenly Sumo, Thud Sandwich, wearing a wattle . Tags: Your camel is cooked! . Author: jam2 . Comments: 114 Comments
BBF
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born August 19th, 1995 in Vienna, Austria. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 34 – 24 – 36 and 137 lbs. Please set the table for Miss Katharina Mazepa.
May 13, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, alcohol, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, braunschweiger, Brazil, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, Dial C for cooter, Fake Butt Accurate, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, Fucking Wagon, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Good Stupid, Hitler, Leave Poland Alone, Marathon not a sprint, meghan mccain fat, Mini Eggs, No more wire hangers, open your chaste mouth, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, personal junk, playing Hide the Salmon, Ride the pony, Sandra Fluke, Smokeshow, Socialism!, Someone needs a sandwich, Tastes More Like Regular, The Cat's Pajamas, Thud Sandwich, Tinfoil lingerie, TurtleFacePlant, unicorns, very rough misogynisting plucking, weiner, whatever, Wisdom, With a tire iron, you might be gay if you like this, Your dad likes this, Your mom likes this . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 183 Comments
Read Meme
March 5, 2022
Categories: Ancient Clam that's not your mom's, At least we're not Ontario, Beer Tree Farm, duck face, Eat a bag of dicks, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, I feel like chicken tonight., meatdickbreath, memememems, mesadick, Mini Eggs, Nigeria, Not yo baby, October Surprise, Oh Yeah?, Old Person, oxycontin, Possum Jenkins . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 92 Comments
Oldest – It’s Not Your Mom This Time
She’s probly not the oldest slut dumpster known to modern man – records are as sketchy as her past tho.
She does know sperm however.
The oldest of which she cataloged back in the day.
December 30, 2021
Categories: ACHOO!, asshat anonymous, Barack Obama, Belly Button Micro Penis, Brian Williams, CAIR, Chubs, Dan Rather, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Finely Freckled, foreskin, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Hai Karate, Helen Thomas, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, In the face, is there such a thing as bad head, Jizm Goes Here, Juice, Le Luc Long, Lobster roll, Loose Ass Snatch, LOVE SALT!!!, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, Makin' Bacon, meatdickbreath, Mini Eggs, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, motorboating done wrong, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, My safe contains your mom, Neep the nub, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, Not Enough Categories ffs, O, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, paris hilton whore, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, playing Hide the Salmon, Pleurisy, Plumbing, pruritus ani, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", shit squirters, Snake Juice, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Taint Tanner, Ten Gallon, Things that really matter, This is a Category, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, Your mom likes this . Tags: it's about the science, needle dick extract . Author: jam2 . Comments: 96 Comments
BBF
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Your model for today was born March 30th, 1983 in Kyiv, Druzhkovka, Ukraine. She stands 5′ 4″ and measures 37 – 24 – 36 and 108 lbs. Please defend the motherland for Miss Katie Fey AKA Eugenia Diordiychuk / Jenya D / Evgenia Diordychuk / Katie Fay / Shawnee / Vanesa Gojgik / Yevgenia Diordiychuk / Yevgeniya Diordiychuk.
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September 17, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, 80s, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Big Stones, Boobs, Brut, Bunker Pants!, Button Nose, Cheez Wiz, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dang. I mean...dang., Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Good Stupid, High and tight, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, In the face, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Jizm Goes Here, Knockers, Lesbians, Like a Viking, marriage, Microvag, Mini Eggs, monkey love, Old Person, Oops., Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Russian Collusion, show me your tits, Shut Your Prison Pussy, shut your whore mouth, slut, Smokeshow, Someone needs a sandwich, Sorry. . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 173 Comments
BBF
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Your model for today was born in America on March 1st, 1994. She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 30 – 24 – 34 and 123 lbs. Please grab a sandwich for Miss Colleen Cole.
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September 3, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, Aliens, American Hero, ann coulter, At least we're not Ontario, BBF, Boobs, BOOP!, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Canine, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Don't Talk Shit About Total, fat chicks, flowering flower, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, High and tight, Hulk Smash, I feel like chicken tonight., In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, Like a Viking, Microvag, Mini Eggs, misogyny, needs more tartar sauce, Old Person, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Pinch A Loaf, Plumbing, poat, racist, rape culture, Remembrance, Shut Your Prison Pussy, Smokeshow, Someone needs a sandwich . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 145 Comments
My Favorite Put Down
I read a post on the mothership and started laughing at a few of the pejorative names that were tossed around and it got me thinking about funny phrases and words. I know what you’re thinking…is this going to be the first in a long line of piscatorial posts or might we venture into a realm unknown?
The answer of course, is why not both? Just kidding. I think we can safely shelve our admiration for fisherman, old men, the sea, and how their bounty is turned into a delicious fried patchwork of amphibious parts. Today we embark upon a mission to call forth our favorite malicious insults.
Smoothbrain
Cockholster
Friend of Dorothy
Assface
Blue lipped mother fucker (non obama specific)
Chickenman
Dickbag
Peen lover
April 29, 2021
Categories: #hashtag, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Compound W, condom free septic tank, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Eat a bag of dicks, Ed Balls, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Fake Butt Accurate, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, H2 Eulogy, Hai Karate, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I feel like chicken tonight., I Feel the Need for Speed, Mini Eggs, NOT another post by Pupster, Plugged nickel, Plumbing, rhymes with "your mom", Ride the pony, Smoke a pole, Smokeshow, Summaries, Tastes More Like Regular, Ten Gallon, TurtleFacePlant, We don't need no stinking categories, whiskey, You Love Fish, It's Your Favorite, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 193 Comments
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