Happy Martin (LK) Mushroom Monday!!
Whose turn is it to make breffiss?
Everything pies are always a great way to celebrate MLK Day amirite?
For the bacon and eggs crowd – here ya go, ya boring bastards.
Now onward and upward to mushroom stuff that MJ (aka Mushroom Junkie) soooo looks forward to on a crisp and beautiful Monday morning.
January 21, 2019
Categories: #H2, 7 of 9 fucks not given, amazing post, As Little as Possible, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Holidays, Hosefuckers, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, Just Another Fucking Category, Knockers, Like you know how to read., Makin' Bacon, Moist, monkey love, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, oy!!, pruritus ani, robust hindquarters, Suck It., the old ass-hair combover trick, vagine, wisermeany, your mom's flower, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 138 Comments
November 13, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, Chief Grumpybutt, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Follically challenged, Happy B-Day Michael, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, Knockers, Microvag, North American Goat Love Association, playing Hide the Salmon, Rumpus Room Rumba, this post stinks, Your mom sends her love, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 98 Comments
Things mawr meaningful:
How about taking up knitting:
June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 196 Comments
It could be all a lot worse if Hillary was in office. Go Donny Two Scoops!
April 26, 2018
Categories: #H2, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Follically challenged, groomin' your shroom, Hambone, is there such a thing as bad head, pelvic thrust, Snake juice guzzler, swinging with friends, This is fucking bullshit . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 109 Comments
The weekend was a bust for fishing. Saturday was the first time I tried to do a little trout fishing in the area I now live. Lots of water, but it’s mainly mud-bottom stuff that non-salmonids do well in but the cold water fish don’t.
April 17, 2018
Categories: 0, amazing post, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, butt-pokey blues, Chubs, Death by Fishstick, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fishy, Follically challenged, foreskin, Genital Itch, Hosefuckers, i'm zero indians, is there such a thing as bad head, Jesus Freak, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Marez-ee-dotes, Moist, monkey love, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, NOT another post by Pupster, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Rub meat, Shark Week, soakin' the ole T-bone, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 119 Comments
The pussy willows aren’t all pussy like yet, but the swamp maples are starting to bud. I also noticed what looks like the beginning of a bud forming on one of my lilac bushes. No squished wood chucks yet but the birds are getting kind of raucous and definitely flocking around out there, so I’d imagine new birds of a feather will be chirping in mere days –
March 27, 2018
Categories: 0, bangin' your bud, flower power, Follically challenged, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, I feel like chicken tonight., i'm zero indians, is there such a thing as bad bud? better axe the muppet, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Learn some shit, Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, new post needed ASAP!!!, nose nuggets, NOT another post by Pupster, Not Boobs, Oso made me do it!!!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Rumpus Room Rumba, soakin' the ole T-bone, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Suck It., this post stinks, Tuesday, Where's Cyn?, your mom's flower, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 140 Comments
The robins and redwing black birds have been makin’ love noises out back for two weeks (+/-). Those little bastardos are gonna be hungry before all the snow leaves.
March 20, 2018
Categories: 0, amazing post, Baseball, Bowel Prep, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Death by Fishstick, Dr B wants to Spank you, Easter Pig, fishy, Follically challenged, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, i'm zero indians, It must be true!, just another jimbroglio, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, monkey love, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, Oso made me do it!!!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Rumpus Room Rumba, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, Suck It., the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, your mom likes a slippery trout, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 44 Comments
So we’re 1 week (+/-) out from teh calendericacal spring and we have nothing but blue skies and butterflies in the forecast (hhe he heeeeeee).
We got enough snow overnight to be irritating enough to cause delays around the are. I checked out Mr. Weatherman and that punk says there’s at least two more weeks of cold weather – down into the teens; the robins and redwing blackbirds better have packed their electric underoos cuz baby it’s gonna be cold out for a little bit longer.
March 13, 2018
Categories: bacon wrapped booger, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, Brown Snow, butt-pokey blues, Chief Grumpybutt, dicking bimbos, Follically challenged, foreskin, Genital Itch, Granny Clinton, Hot-n-tot's birthday beating, i'm zero indians, lazy bastards anonymous, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, motorboating done wrong, new post needed ASAP!!!, North American Goat Love Association, nose nuggets, NOT another post by Pupster, Poon In Ivy, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Suck It., this post stinks, Trump's Fault, weather blog, whatever, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, yo!, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 154 Comments
First a bit of motivational music- this is a real toe tapper.
Let’s see who I have in my binders of women.
The woman on the left is doing a chest to bar, which … bad-ass.
This looks pretty hard-core too, but I don’t want to try it.
The dreaded wall balls. I hates them.
Kettlebells are good.
The way I feel after most workouts.
See? Kettlebells are hard. This is kettlebell girl.
Are you motivated? I am.
/side note – I’m happy to see that “beer tree farm” has made it to our categories. Well played.
Closing song:
Update: I can’t believe I didn’t include this!
March 5, 2018
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Blankie, Boobs, Brazil, Chocolate, Chubs, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Floyd, Follically challenged, Granny Clinton, Grippe, Hosefuckers, Jesus Freak, Joke thread, Man, monkey love, One Foot Muff, Pure Genius, rape culture, Say "What" Again, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Car in . Comments: 179 Comments
Taking bets on who in this chat room spent the most amount of time in detention – the first one to say “never” is a filthy liar (or was a late bloomer).
February 6, 2018
Categories: #H2, #Problematic, 0, American Hero, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, butt-pokey blues, Don't Make Me Kill You, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Follically challenged, foreskin, Fourth Grade, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, I'm not judging you, just another jimbroglio, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, nose nuggets, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, pruritus ani, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, supersonic faggotronic, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 228 Comments
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