Just Pecking Away

So one might think that a “Pecking Away” post might be about the latest currency of exchange for a maudlin teen child being bartered to a man for chickens, but one would be wrong.

Alas another important study has shown a disturbing trend  in the course of events for the American male.

 

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You really should go do something more meaningful than read this pos post

Things mawr meaningful:

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How about taking up knitting:

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Tire Wire

Well, I was hoping to find a sculpter for this week and look what came rolling out of the intertube.

 

Introducing Yong Ho Ji

b. yes, Korea

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Gros Seins Vendredi

Hello office twerkers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today is a 20 year old French woman, model and law student. Please stop cross-fitting and welcome, Miss Audray de Macedo!

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Thursday Poat: Hot Sauce Edition

The other day, when asked what something she always carries with her, HRC answered unhesitatingly “hot sauce“. Apparently, carrying hot sauce around with you, is a black people thing. And she needs the votes of Obama’s biggest voting bloc percentage-wise, to win. This election cycle has been very educational for me. 8+ years of SCOAMF inhabiting the airwaves and I just heard about CPT last week. Honestly. And here I am, the definition of a racist by virtue of my ethnicity, gender, age and prior service. Yet, Hillary and De Blasio needed to educate me on this important terminology. That got me thinking, what would my answer be to that question? People who know me would answer: knife, wallet, cash, maybe a little flashlight for trans-illuminating (not cis-) ganglion cysts. That would be a great thread: “What is in various Hostages pockets?”

This song is from a show called True Blood that I’ve only seen because Paula tried watching it on Netflix and eventually gave up on it. This song, which sounds like it was sung by a local bar band, will not inspire me to try watching it again.

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Big Boob Friday – Ummmm….. Yeah… Soooo….

Hello to friends both old and new and welcome to the today’s edition of Big Boob Friday.

Well, it’s been a difficult week for us here at the ol’ H2. A time of great sadness has befallen us as we have lost a beloved friend and an original Hostage this past weekend. A person for whom the word “original” is wholly inadequate.

Lance (Rosetta) was a man of great heart, great humor and great passion. One could not help but be amazed by his incredible zest for life and laughter. Upon meeting him, you instantly became his friend, and not in the shallow, meaningless bullshit-cocktail-party sort of way. He honestly took you into his heart and actually cared about you from that moment forward.

We have all shared many stories and remembrances these past few days. It many ways, it has helped to ease our pain. The fun and the laughter… that is who Lance was and will always be to me, as I sure he will be to many, many others.

It almost feels like an insult to his memory to be sad. But someday, hopefully soon, the sadness will subside and we will all be together and raise a toast to our friend with a smile.

But I did not come to this post to mourn Lance. No, I came here to praise Rosetta.  And of course, to make fun of him.

I think that is what he would have wanted.

So mix yourself up a caipirinha, sit back and enjoy

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Sub-Machine Gun Wire

Mark Thompson

b. yes, in England

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April Fool’s Eve

 

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I wish my blue dog would chase a frisbee or ball but she only chases my red dog and visitors who dare to venture near her.

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Happy Easter

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Reaping what we sowed since 2009

I’m not sure what she’s growing down there but the solution is in that can.

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