Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday
Your model for today was born on July 31st, 1998 in Walnut Grove, California. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 32 – 24 – 36 and 110 lbs. Please welcome Miss Kristina Basham.

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday
Your model for today was born on July 31st, 1998 in Walnut Grove, California. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 32 – 24 – 36 and 110 lbs. Please welcome Miss Kristina Basham.
May 27, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #indogyears, #Problematic, 7 / 9 fucks given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, American Hero, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Button Nose, Emily's Dull Affect, Fuck golf, Fuck Overtime I'm on Salary, FUCK SALT!!!, Fuck the GOP, fuck you, Fuck you Georgia, FUCK YOU ICE, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, fucking genius, Fucking Wagon, gardenblogging, grope em if you got em, H2 Wedding, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, High and tight, Hot Diggity Dog, Hulk Smash, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I am judging you, I Don't Give A Shit, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, I'm not judging you, I'm totally judging you, In the face, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Luckiest Dog Alive, marriage, meghan mccain fat, Old Person, Old Spice, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, playing Hide the Salmon, Shut Your Prison Pussy, Smokeshow, Someone needs a sandwich, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Sure Why Not, The 1%, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 122 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday, Champion’s Victory Lap
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Your model for today was born October 24th, 1996 in Paso Robles, California. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 38 – 25– 36 and 138 lbs. Please throw a rope to Miss Jessica Bartlett.
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December 10, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Brut, Bunker Pants!, california lesbian in love, Dog Centric, Don't Talk Shit About Total, duck face, Fuck golf, grope em if you got em, H2 Pets, H2 Wedding, Happy, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, Hulk Smash, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, I'm gonna need new batteries, I'm not judging you, I'm totally judging you, In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Jizm Goes Here, Knockers, Like a Viking, Luckiest Dog Alive, marriage, Neep the nub, Neil Freakin' Diamond, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, show me your tits, The 1% . . Author: buffalone . Comments: 87 Comments
I was gonna do a quasi truthful rundown on j’ames’s’z unspoken request for real information on luciferase…
Instead I’m just gonna say Calm down Mare!
Leon beat me to the punch –
So I guess there is no sense in saying:
Continue reading →
November 11, 2021
Categories: #Problematic, 1979 Bitchez, bacon, Belly Button Micro Penis, Brian Williams, Cartman, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Democrat Clown Car 2020, Easter Pig, flowering flower, Glitter Shit, Happy Birfday Wiser, I am, Incisor, Kinky Afro, Loose Ass Snatch, Maxi Pads, motorboating done wrong, oprah's big booty band, pets, Premolar, Ride the pony, shit squirters, Strap On Anonymous, The 1%, Thorific, unicorns, Why Do We Need Categories?, your mom is a fish monger, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks . Tags: Brain Diseased, Feeling the "Love", Seriously, shut your whore mouth, That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 100 Comments
Do your thing, push it down.
EDIT: MJ
Biden, who was almost always the dumbest person in the Senate and is now suffering from obvious dementia, referred to Putin as President Trump yesterday. I say this for the blog…Fake President Biden, you deserve all of the tragedy in your life. Ever stop to think that perhaps god was trying to tell you something you old corrupt racist?
June 17, 2021
Categories: 1979 Bitchez, 7 / 9 fucks given, Beriberi, CHAD, Chapeau, Crime and Punishment, Drugs, duck face, I am, Microvag, Nice Melons, peanuts and corn the night before, pecan, pelvic rest, Taint what you think, Taking The Browns To The Super Bowl, Thanksgiving, The 1% . . Author: Car in . Comments: 197 Comments
“For most on the Left political violence is a dial they can have turned up or down as the situation dictates – usually driven by externals. Dial down for sit-ins and “peaceful” marches, dial-up for destruction of property, assault, and murder.
For most on the Right? It’s an on-off switch. The “off” pole is labeled “Vote”, the “on” pole is labeled “Shoot Fucking Everyone”.
I suspect more than a few switches were flipped yesterday. As such, I further suspect that things are fixing to get sporty around here.”
This is a quote from a commenter at the mothership that made a lot of sense to me. I’ve seen it in various forms over the years and I’ve come to believe it’s true. The Left tends to use political violence much more than the Right, but when the Right has had enough – hoo boy. Stand back. I make this observation not just as an American, but across post Enlightenment Europe as well.
And I think the question is, what do we do going forward?
January 7, 2021
Categories: # Hashtag, #indogyears, barely passable trannies, Baseball, Birfday, birthday beating for bro-cav, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, Does this look infected?, dog love, GOP Assholes, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, Hot Diggity Dog, Hot-n-tot's birthday beating, I used to be funneh and shit, is there such a thing as bad head, Kenya, Knockers, Marathon not a sprint, Marez-ee-dotes, show me your tits, The 1%, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU WISH, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, Your mom likes this, your mom's flower . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 216 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. 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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
I’m just gonna apologize in advance for what’s about to happen here today. Deeply, and with heartfelt empathy for your flaccid donut, I’m sorry.
Today’s musical selection is of the deep hizouse variety and features a smokin’ hot Eastern European babe as the visual accompaniment to a lovely track. I wrote this while measuring the hourly bacteria count on countertop butter. That’s a lie. I didn’t write this song. I’ll allow you a second to recover.
Honestly, I feel bad about this. Brandy Talore is a former adult movie star, turned professional trailer trash, back to porn, then back to full time trash. She got her start in the yogurt catching business after a brief stint as a nude model. But fear not, she made sure that her family knew what she was doing. It’s also posited that her rather large udders and nips were the products of nursing two children all before the advanced age of 22. Nine years later Brandy called it quits but then briefly came back to the biz in 2017. To say that the off camera years were a bit hard on her is like saying that Illan Omar has the grace of a debutante. Poor fap disaster!
March 15, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, Breitbart, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, Ed Balls, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Electrical, Happy Birfday Wiser, It must be true!, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, new post needed ASAP!!!, NHL, Prankophilia, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Remembrance, rhymes with "your mom", The 1%, The Bear Is Loose, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, Your mom likes this, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, zero fucks, Zzyzx . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 128 Comments
So Car i N pointed us down this path and Sean laid the last paving stone.
Yep – the wonderful world of music.
and the odd instruments thereof
October 30, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Chapeau, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Death by Fishstick, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, General Bitching, High Society Trash Bloggin', I Will Kick Your Ass, Kinky Afro, mardi gras groping, Marez-ee-dotes, Muppet Porn & You, Oso made me do it!!!!, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, Sherwin Fucking Williams, The 1%, unintended consequences, You're gonna love my nuts, ZOMFG!!11ty! . Tags: 9/11 Bush's fault, Brain Diseased, ducks . Author: jam2 . Comments: 174 Comments
Since the usual suspects were not available, I’ll go ahead and put up a poat that’s fresher than your mom after fleet week. Content will be minimal, a sampler of themes from the rest of the week.
We’ve got well-formed glutes and poorly-tucked penii. *check*
How about some hard-bodied pretty-boys? *check*
Bore, God of Blunder? *Check* and *Check*
And titties and a vacant stare. *Check* I’m not sure if she’s been featured before, and I’m too lazy to ask.
April 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #Problematic, 4/10 Would Still Smash, bad trip, Chief Grumpybutt, I Will Kick Your Ass, Literature, Lobster roll, People Was Educated, Plugged nickel, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, She-Meat, shut your whore mouth, Snake juice guzzler, The 1%, The Bear Is Loose, WarPr0n, You're a TOTAL douche, your mom has a robust rumpus room, zero fucks . . Author: Colorado Alex In Exile . Comments: 64 Comments
As I’m sure you are all aware president Obama is set to make his big comeback to the US and public life after pretending to write his memoirs on a mega yacht with Oprah and Tom Hanks (WILSON!!!!!!!). Here’s an excerpt of his first draft that will be later turned into dramatic prose by a little known college professor and spontaneous combustion enthusiast.
Chapter 1
Barack’s version: Sat down to watch a rerun of SportCenter at 11 after calling SlowJoe and a quick workout with Mooch. Fell asleep. Woke up during the nooner of SC just in time to see Venus Williams winning some white shit tourney for the third time. Man, what an ass. I’d like to put a Mike Tyson mask on her and lay into them hindquarters. Trump sucks! San Demus High School rules!
Ayers version: Five Nine score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of captivity.
April 22, 2017
Categories: #hashtag, 9/11 Bush's fault, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, but not the good kind, Buzzcut, Caffeine, dicking bimbos, Douche-bagger, Man-Lesbian, Man-lesbians, ManBearPig, Nate Silver, OWS, oxycontin, paris hilton whore, Punk Rock, Pure Genius, quesadillas, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Stroller, The 1%, truther, tubgirl, Tuesday, You People Make Me Sick, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom, Your mom likes this, Your mom should be on the new ten, Your Welcome Hotspur, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 204 Comments
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.