Pleurisy | Cunning Stunts Since March 2009

Tuesday Mish Mash

Because how long can we keep commenting on Monday’s post?

Relevant:

September 5, 2017
Categories: #hashtag, #Problematic, dicking bimbos, Phone blogging, Pleurisy, police involvement, Politics, Pompadour, Rub meat, Safety, Trump's Fault, unicorns, unintended consequences . . Author: Car in . Comments: 67 Comments

I’ve been kinda busy – gotta leave in a minute or two for a business thing, but figured I’d vomit something up which that little felt bastidge can stomp – OR that the amazing and talented hostess extraordinaire Carin can modify/update to make it passable for this chat room ———-

Carin warming up?

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August 29, 2017
Categories: #H2, #Problematic, bad trip, Badtards, Barack Obama, Chapeau, Compound W, Drugs, foreskin, General Bitching, Generic Category Category, Genital Itch, I Love You Peeps, i'm zero indians, Kinky Afro, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., Lumber, new post, new post needed ASAP!!!, Pleurisy, pruritus ani, Your Welcome Hotspur, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 134 Comments

Speaking of C**ts

So funny I bust my felt wiiiiiiddddeee open.

April 11, 2017
Categories: !RALGNAB, #H2, #hashtag, #Problematic, 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, almond, Brian Williams, Brown Snow, Brut, Bugout Jelly, dicking bimbos, Double or nothing, No more wire hangers, North American Goat Love Association, Not Boobs, OWS Douchebags, oxycontin, paris hilton whore, Peace Through Douche, peanut, pecan, Phone blogging, Pleurisy, Plugged nickel, Plumbing, poat, Premolar, pron, Punk Rock, Pure Genius, quesadillas, QWERTY, right wing rethuglican, robust hindquarters, Rocky Dennis, Sandra Fluke, Say "What" Again, Scurvy, Secret Santa, Shark Week, She-Meat, shut your whore mouth, truther, tubgirl, Tuesday, TurtleFacePlant, Uncategorized, unicorns, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom, Your mom likes this, Zzyzx . . Author: MJ . Comments: 103 Comments

Hostage Oscar Party (Now With 100% Fewer Slow-loading GIFs!)

Well, the Academy Awards are here again. Yay. If you think you’re sick of hearing about them, try living in Southern California. It’s all they talk about on the news for the next goddamn week.

Most of us aren’t big fans of Hollywood (or as one guy I heard one time called it, HollyWEIRD–delightful!) but maybe you saw a couple of the movies that are nominated this year. Are you rooting for La La Land? Hidden Fences? Something else?

Ah, who am I kidding? We’re all boycotting the Oscars. Not for the politics (okay, maybe a little bit because of the politics) but because the most deserving film of the year wasn’t nominated:

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I’m just hoping John Wick 2: The Wick and The Dead gets nominated next year. Probably not, though.

February 26, 2017
Categories: #hashtag, asshat anonymous, Balls, barely passable trannies, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Emily's Dull Affect, Fourth Grade, goatse, High Society Trash Bloggin', illuminati, Jayson Blair, Kenya, Kyle, Lesbians, Merry Christmas, North American Goat Love Association, Oprah's Slut Club, Pleurisy, quesadillas, Rocky Dennis, Say "What" Again, Tastes More Like Regular, unicorns, vagine, Where's Cyn?, Xanthan gum, Your Mom, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Sean M. . Comments: 27 Comments

BBF

Hello milk drinkers and tiara wearers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born October 24th, 1993 in Stillwater, Minnesota, Canada. She measures 5’9″, 35-24-35. Please stop lamenting long enough to welcome, Miss Alex Hanson!

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November 11, 2016
Categories: American Hero, ann coulter, Baconwrappedboobbeer, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Boobs, dicking bimbos, ember shoes, Jeebus, Lactation, mesadick, Pleurisy, robust hindquarters, rush limbaugh, Suck It., those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 197 Comments

19th Annual Great Pumpkin Festival

Dear fuquar’s de hose,

It’s that time of year again…Halloween(er)!!!!!!

As you know, we’ve spent the past 18 years showing each other our pumpkins, and this year is not the time to quit. We are simply 2 legitimate to do so. 2 legit to quit.

This Saturday, at 12pm EST I will begin a thread so scary, so frightening, so goddamn shart inducing that you’ll, er, shart.

Side note: I would like a thesaurus for Christmas. Just sayin’.

See you this Saturday,