Fourth Grade | Sweating our balls off since March 2009

Weekend funnies

Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today. Hopefully no repeats.

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Mmmm, new poat smell.

May 26, 2018
Categories: As Little as Possible, Fourth Grade, rhymes with "your mom", Space pens, Trump's Fault . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 183 Comments

In Which Sean Holds Himself Up to Ridicule

You know, I used to absolutely hate poetry. Hated reading it, hated writing it, just generally hated everything about it. I was a prose guy, and I thought there was something silly and frivolous about scribbling thoughts into stanzas and trying to get them to scan and rhyme and all that crap.

Then, something changed. Maybe it was getting sober, though I have no idea why that would have any bearing on this. But over the past few years, I’ve found that there are certain instances where I can best put my thoughts in order by taking up quill and scroll and just churning out some of the old doggerel.

Before we go any further, let’s just get this out of the way here and now:

Okay, now that we’ve dispensed with that (yeah), allow me if you will to emote all over you below:

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February 25, 2018
Categories: #hashtag, asshat anonymous, bad trip, Balls, barely passable trannies, butt-pokey blues, CHAD, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Ed Balls, Fourth Grade, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, High Society Trash Bloggin', i'm zero indians, Juice, Kyle, Like you know how to read., Literature, Moist, monkey love, NOT another post by Pupster, Old Person, personal junk, quesadillas, Rocky Dennis, She-Meat, Tastes More Like Regular, unicorns, vagine, whatever, Xanthan gum, Your mom likes this, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Sean M. . Comments: 162 Comments

Tuesday Detention – POS Slips

Taking bets on who in this chat room spent the most amount of time in detention – the first one to say “never” is a filthy liar (or was a late bloomer).

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February 6, 2018
Categories: #H2, #Problematic, 0, American Hero, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, butt-pokey blues, Don't Make Me Kill You, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Follically challenged, foreskin, Fourth Grade, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, I'm not judging you, just another jimbroglio, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, nose nuggets, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, pruritus ani, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, supersonic faggotronic, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 228 Comments

Lies, Damnable Lies – POS Calumny

Imagine my surprise when aspersions were flung at me recently!!!

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January 9, 2018
Categories: 0, 10/10 Would Smash, asshat anonymous, barely passable trannies, Compound W, conspiracy theory, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, Douche-bagger, Drugs, Federal Witness Protection Program, Follically challenged, foreskin, Fourth Grade, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Hostages Legal Aid, I feel like chicken tonight., I'm not judging you, is there such a thing as bad head, Marez-ee-dotes, monkey love, new post needed ASAP!!!, North American Goat Love Association, NOT another post by Pupster, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, personal junk, police involvement, POON!, Pre-Law, pruritus ani, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, She-Meat, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, supersonic faggotronic, swinging with friends, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, whatever, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, you might be gay if you like this, Your mom sends her love . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 139 Comments

BBF

Hello best friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born October 13th, 1988 in Mount Union, Pennsylvania. 5′ 4″, 44-28-36 and 135lbs, please keep traffic moving and welcome Miss Christy Marks!

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October 20, 2017
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, BBF, Boobs, but not the good kind, dicking bimbos, Double or nothing, ember shoes, Emily's Dull Affect, fat chicks, Fourth Grade, Genital Itch, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hosefuckers, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, mesadick, Moist, motorboating done wrong, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pron, robust hindquarters, shut your whore mouth, Snake juice guzzler, those are some big boobs, tubgirl, TurtleFacePlant, What the Fuck, Jenny? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 257 Comments

New day new poat

Trebuchet team hit the road an hour ago. I was going to binge-watch “Last Man Standing” but “leaving Sept. 30” was 12:01 AM, not 11:59 PM. Bummer. So let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
For Mare and me.

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