Christmas Warm Up

Let’s begin with a real master of painting, Bob Ross. A man who lived at the right time. In today’s world he would be copied and irrelevant within weeks.

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Ode To The Ham Sandwich

As we have often heard and most people know (mainly from the TV genre known as “police procedurals“), a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich. Fewer people know WTH a grand jury is much less what indict means. Where we all can find common ground is in the ham sandwich. Let’s meet the players

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Shout out to Lithuanian Dark Rye Bread! Zajabis!

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BBF

Hello you fluffy animals, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today has been featured before, born April 24th, 1996 in Essex, UK, she measures 5’ 7″ and 9 stone, 32GG-26-36. Please  try to keep up and welcome, Miss Beth Lily!

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Thorsday Quickie

 

Mood music:

I don’t even know what this means, because I still haven’t seen the movie.

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Trump embarrassing us overseas:

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Things I find on Facedouche:

 

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Related:

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Have I ever showed you guys my REALLY fat cat?

 

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You think if I get my mom one of these, it will help?

 

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This is for Leon:

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That’s enough.   Vet office opens in 25 min then I can start calling.

 

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

MMMmmmm…that’s some angry angry anger-music.  Gets me pumped up before werk.

Your model for today was born August 5th, 1987 in Prague, Czech Republic. She stands 5‘8″ , 38E-24-35 and 125lbs, please hoe your own row and say hello again to Miss Marie Lambo !

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BBF

Hello turtle-bros, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today is from Essex, born February 5, 1988.  The internet doesn’t seem to know her height or displacement, but consensus opinion measures 34D-23-35.  Please put a tent on that circus and say ‘ello to Miss Victoria Moore!

 

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Cheeseball Fiesta

It’s truly the most wonderful time of the year. My shopping is all done, I bought a big supply of white tissue paper and gift bags and that’s my “wrapping plan”. Let’s face it, my attempts at wrapping a present most closely resemble a kindergartner’s art project. Part of the preparations include cooking and meal planning. My fruitcake is done. We’re debating the Christmas meal. Some kind of beef or pork. The meat case at Sam’s will determine my final choice. Another thing I’m tackling for the first time is a cheese ball. Tackling as in preparing. I’ve partaken in many a cheese ball over the years. So …

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