Decision Points

I’m sure we’ve all done the “What if…?” mind dance.

Calming

Far from the World, O Lord I flee,

From strife, and tumult far,

From scenes, where Satan wages still

His most successful war.

The calm retreat, the silent shade,

With prayer, and praise agree;

And seem, by thy sweet bounty made,

For those, who follow Thee.

There, if thy Spirit touch the Soul,

And grace her mean abode;

O with what peace, and joy, and love,

She communes with her God!

There, like the Nightingale she pours

Her solitary lays;

Nor asks a witness of her song,

Nor thirsts, for human praise.

Author, and Guardian of my life,

Sweet fount of light Divine!

And all endearing names, in One,

My Saviour I am thine!

What thanks I owe thee, and what love,

A boundless, endless store;

Shall echo thro’ the realms above,

When time shall be no more.

– William Cowper –

Friday Discussion Poat!

Keeping BBF pinned to the top for today, I’ll try and remember to change it tomorrow late afternoon. Meanwhile, enjoy commenting! Yes, I know these are dated memes, deal with it! Think of it as a clearance post, half price!

Down the Rabbit Hole

I always think man, the people on You-tube used to be so creative. Remember when it first started how amazing it was? Yeah…see this video? How exciting is THIS?!?!?! The first back flip on You-tube

The first video I ever sent to Merv.

I’d like to thank lauraw for introducing me to this work of art…I believe it is part of the reason Merv fell madly in love with me……….three years after I showed him the video, but really…who’s counting?

The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.

Cybergoon squad…….the very first “weird side of You-tube” video.

And last, but not least, the VERY first video uploaded to You-tube by one of the founders enjoying his time at the zoo….my guess is, this guy is probably a rich mofo.

Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model for today was born January 20th, 1999 in Thailand.  She stands 5′ 4″ and measures 38 – 24 – 35 and 108 lbs.  Please don’t get nitpicky with Miss Ellie Lou AKA fitykitty.

 

MMM – MJ Edition

Leon is probably taking care of very important business and has a great excuse for shirking his Monday responsibility. I’ll fill in with a very intriguing post.

This rock formation has a perfectly formed white ball in the middle. Probably an alien culture.

This formation found on indigenous land comes in 2 sizes and is ‘new’ which I can only assume means it’s been around for thousands of years.

Perfectly formed structures. Either this mountainous ancient culture used these for animal sacrifice or as an important part of their astronomical observations which are still far superior to ours. Cuz noble savages.

These are rocks that are bluish kinda. Very intriguing.

Tears for Memes

The Day After

Back to the salt mines, losers, unless you took the whole week off or work in the service industry. Serving isn’t really difficult, so it doesn’t count if you have to work a double, or even a fake double. Carrying nice people food and making them drinks—you should be paying them!

 

Serving Her a Glass of Babies Was a Poor Choice

SHHHHHHHH

I’m going to share a secret with you folks. Pictured below is the GREATEST garden hand tool I’ve ever owned.

 

Big words, I know – but this has changed my life. And because I love you all so very much (except MJ) I’m going to share this valuable knowledge with you.

 

This is it:

 

 

BEHOLD IT’S BEAUTY. $33 on Amazon, but I got it cheaper at Meijer a few weeks back.

You’re welcome, everyone.

 

Here’s an old song I’ve been listening to lately – THANK YOU TURBO.

 

 

Carry on fine people.

Obama II: Cockfacefuckaloo

That last word seems made up but it isn’t. If you search for it on the intertitty you’ll find a wealth of information.

So Obama is back, and this time going to kick ass and use cliches, and he’s all out of cliches. The world is stuck like a deer in the headlights of a sixteen wheel suck mobile, paralyzed at his magnificence–or so the media would have you believe.

The truth, harder than a diamond, and as difficult to swallow as a giant bitter pill is that only a few people actually care; rich old liberals and black women. The rest of us are just trying to get on with our lives. The days of our lives, even.

So please, do us a favor, oh God Emperor of the Early Release Television Series, go the fuck away. Obama could build a speech generator using the words, ‘world, future, change, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, let us, hope, and destiny,’ bridged together with terrible sentence formations and almost no one would notice. Just put up a cardboard cut out and play side A of the tape called ‘Flattering Rich Crackers’ then flip it over to side B, ‘I am Black Also, and Understand You.’

Save everyone else some time, dickface. If we wanted to be talked down to or bored to death we’d use bad grammar in a blog post and wait for Hotspur to show up.

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This man, right here, the one I’m pointing to…is a DICK!!!