I’m sure we’ve all done the “What if…?” mind dance.
I’m sure we’ve all done the “What if…?” mind dance.
May 5, 2022
Categories: #Problematic, conspiracy theory, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Loaded dice, oy!!, Remembrance, sissymaryrosettacunt, Tards, this post sucks, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 109 Comments
Far from the World, O Lord I flee,
From strife, and tumult far,
From scenes, where Satan wages still
His most successful war.
The calm retreat, the silent shade,
With prayer, and praise agree;
And seem, by thy sweet bounty made,
For those, who follow Thee.
There, if thy Spirit touch the Soul,
And grace her mean abode;
O with what peace, and joy, and love,
She communes with her God!
There, like the Nightingale she pours
Her solitary lays;
Nor asks a witness of her song,
Nor thirsts, for human praise.
Author, and Guardian of my life,
Sweet fount of light Divine!
And all endearing names, in One,
My Saviour I am thine!
What thanks I owe thee, and what love,
A boundless, endless store;
Shall echo thro’ the realms above,
When time shall be no more.
– William Cowper –
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March 24, 2022
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, Loaded dice, Peace Through Douche . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 131 Comments
Keeping BBF pinned to the top for today, I’ll try and remember to change it tomorrow late afternoon. Meanwhile, enjoy commenting! Yes, I know these are dated memes, deal with it! Think of it as a clearance post, half price!
December 3, 2021
Categories: Crime and Punishment, Loaded dice, Pinch A Loaf . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 109 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. 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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born January 20th, 1999 in Thailand. She stands 5′ 4″ and measures 38 – 24 – 35 and 108 lbs. Please don’t get nitpicky with Miss Ellie Lou AKA fitykitty.
July 24, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, ann coulter, Balls, barely passable trannies, BBF, Beauty Personified, beefcake, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, butt-pokey blues, Chicks dig a nice tool, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, duck face, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Hai Karate, homophobe, Hulk Smash, Is This Ham Still Good?, just the D…, Loaded dice, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, Man, Microvag, Mini Eggs, misogyny, mons of Marmota monax, Moon Pie Smash, October Surprise, Penis Sipper, playing Hide the Salmon, Plumbing, POON!, robust hindquarters, Sandra Fluke, Say "What" Again, Scurvy, Shark Week, She-Meat, Smokeshow, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Strap On Anonymous, Suddenly Sumo, Taint Tanner, Tube Steak Fever, weiner, Yellow Fever, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom, Your mom likes this . Tags: Boobs . Author: Pupster . Comments: 295 Comments
Leon is probably taking care of very important business and has a great excuse for shirking his Monday responsibility. I’ll fill in with a very intriguing post.
July 6, 2020
Categories: # Hashtag, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, Cheedy, cheese, Does this look infected?, Dog Centric, dog love, Generic Category Category, Genital Itch, Help me Regis, hey Poncho - that's Wiser!, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Loaded dice, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Okay, Plumbing, poat, Snake juice guzzler, Stetson (for men), STFU, Sweet Tunes, tenterhooks, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, weiner, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, Xanthan gum, You have some Junk in the Trump, YOU WISH, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, Your Mom, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . . Author: MJ . Comments: 152 Comments
February 18, 2020
Categories: bacon, Beanie, Booze, Bunker Pants!, Cheedy, cow snot, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Emily, Foreignotica, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Headless Whoresman, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I'm gonna need new batteries, John Galt, Loaded dice, mardi gras groping, Moon Pie Smash, nose nuggets, OWS Douchebags, Plumbing, QWERTY, Rumpus Room Rumba, Snake Juice, Sure Why Not, the old ass-hair combover trick, Too Much Pressure, We don't need no stinking categories, Yellow Fever . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 183 Comments
Back to the salt mines, losers, unless you took the whole week off or work in the service industry. Serving isn’t really difficult, so it doesn’t count if you have to work a double, or even a fake double. Carrying nice people food and making them drinks—you should be paying them!
Serving Her a Glass of Babies Was a Poor Choice
July 5, 2017
Categories: alcohol, Baseball, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Canine, Cartman, cashew, Coonskin, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, dicking bimbos, fat chicks, Federal Witness Protection Program, gardenblogging, Incisor, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, It must be true!, Loaded dice, Lobster Newburg, Lobster roll, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, Space pens, Stetson (for men), Tastes Less Like Regular, Tincture of iodine, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Whiny little twerp, Your mom likes this . . Author: MJ . Comments: 86 Comments
I’m going to share a secret with you folks. Pictured below is the GREATEST garden hand tool I’ve ever owned.
Big words, I know – but this has changed my life. And because I love you all so very much (except MJ) I’m going to share this valuable knowledge with you.
This is it:
BEHOLD IT’S BEAUTY. $33 on Amazon, but I got it cheaper at Meijer a few weeks back.
You’re welcome, everyone.
Here’s an old song I’ve been listening to lately – THANK YOU TURBO.
Carry on fine people.
May 23, 2017
Categories: #H2, #hashtag, #Problematic, Beaver Button, beefcake, Boobs, Booze, Compound W, dicking bimbos, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, duck face, I am, I am judging you, I feel like chicken tonight., I used to be funneh and shit, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm 7 Indians, Loaded dice, Mother Fuckin Bootleg . . Author: Car in . Comments: 115 Comments
That last word seems made up but it isn’t. If you search for it on the intertitty you’ll find a wealth of information.
So Obama is back, and this time going to kick ass and use cliches, and he’s all out of cliches. The world is stuck like a deer in the headlights of a sixteen wheel suck mobile, paralyzed at his magnificence–or so the media would have you believe.
The truth, harder than a diamond, and as difficult to swallow as a giant bitter pill is that only a few people actually care; rich old liberals and black women. The rest of us are just trying to get on with our lives. The days of our lives, even.
So please, do us a favor, oh God Emperor of the Early Release Television Series, go the fuck away. Obama could build a speech generator using the words, ‘world, future, change, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, let us, hope, and destiny,’ bridged together with terrible sentence formations and almost no one would notice. Just put up a cardboard cut out and play side A of the tape called ‘Flattering Rich Crackers’ then flip it over to side B, ‘I am Black Also, and Understand You.’
Save everyone else some time, dickface. If we wanted to be talked down to or bored to death we’d use bad grammar in a blog post and wait for Hotspur to show up.
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This man, right here, the one I’m pointing to…is a DICK!!!
May 9, 2017
Categories: #H2, 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, almond, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, Cockfacefuckaloo, DDH, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, democrats, dicking bimbos, Easter Pig, Emily's Dull Affect, fat chicks, Federal Witness Protection Program, filbert, Floyd, Follically challenged, goatse, Good Stupid, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, Granny Clinton, Hostages Legal Aid, Huevos divorciados, Hulk Smash, I am, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm 7 Indians, I'm all out of bubble gum, I'm gonna need new batteries, illuminati, Incisor, Like you know how to read., Loaded dice, Lobster Benedict, Lobster Newburg, Master Henry, meghan mccain fat, Mercurochrome, Merry Christmas, Microvag, milestones, misogyny, Mister Mxyzptlk, new post, NHL, Nigeria, No Drama, OWS Douchebags, oxycontin, Plugged nickel, Plumbing, police involvement, rape culture, Really, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, rhymes with "your mom", Richard Butt RIP, robust hindquarters, shut your whore mouth, skittles, slut, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, teh funny, Ten Gallon, The Religion of Peace, The Religion of Piece, The Wire, Things that really matter, Tuesday, weather blog, weiner . . Author: MJ . Comments: 87 Comments
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.