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April 4, 2019
Categories: #H2, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, BANGLAR!, Birthday Beat Down, Compound W, Dial C for cooter, Finely Freckled, FUCK YOU ICE, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I feel like chicken tonight., Lumber, Mercurochrome, Merry Christmas, Muppet Porn & You, Not Boobs, Plugged nickel, Pull My Finger Dammit!, riding the cock carousel, Turkey Taint, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Yard and Garden, You have some Junk in the Trump, Your mom likes this . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 185 Comments
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Hello pervs, and welcome to the wonderful world of high fallutin’ sushi grade tatas.
Have you missed us? Yes.
Have you missed me? No.
Who is the other person I referred to above? NUNYA.
March 1, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, Fourth Grade, Fuck golf, FUCK SALT!!!, Lobster roll, Music Classics, My safe contains your mom, Nigeria, No Drama, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Phone blogging, playing Hide the Salmon, QWERTY, racist, Snake juice guzzler, Turkey Taint, Uniform, Your dad likes this, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's flower . . Author: MJ . Comments: 110 Comments
Simple + Machine = Simple Machine
I remember reading about simple machines back in elementary school. Probably read it in an encyclopedia one day. Yeah, pre-internet, pre-video games we lived a boring life. Our parents bought the World Book Encyclopedia and we actually used it since going to the library was a pain in the ass when you didn’t have a car. Or driver’s license for that matter. This quote always puzzled me as a kid
February 28, 2019
Categories: #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, cats are evul, CHAD, Douche-bagger, FUCK SALT!!!, FUCK YOU ICE, Granny Clinton, Hambone, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, My Sharona, Nasal Nostalgia, North American Goat Love Association, open your chaste mouth, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, riding the cock carousel, Snake juice guzzler, supersonic faggotronic, Tincture of iodine, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Turkey Taint . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 138 Comments
Woodcut Thursday
We need a little … culture. It’s been lacking here since Mr Chumpo went into the Witness Protection Program. I like woodcuts so woodcuts.
February 7, 2019
Categories: #H2, Ball de Cheese, Barack Obama, CAIR, dicking bimbos, flick it good, Happy B-Day Michael, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, Lactation, Marathon not a sprint, mittelschmerz, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, peanuts and corn the night before, Richard Butt RIP, Sandra Fluke, Taint Pics of Osprey, Tinfoil lingerie, Turkey Taint, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 104 Comments
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November 22, 2018
Categories: As Little as Possible, bbq, Birthday Cake, CHAD, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Headless Whoresman, Just Another Fucking Category, Merry Christmas, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, peanuts and corn the night before, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Turkey Taint . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 91 Comments
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December 11, 2019 2:14 pm
Every politician pushing the impeachment farce is an insane, dummy.
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