May 5, 2020
Categories: Brazil, chi-chi was here category, Cinco De Mayo, Death by Fishstick, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, Mister Mxyzptlk, People Was Educated, soakin' the ole T-bone, Turkey Taint, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 175 Comments
Oh you knew the song already?
New Tuesday thing. Pun of the day. I have to share all the puns from Punderdome, given to me by a very thoughtful Hostage.
Why were two kids fighting at the prom? (answer later!)
December 31, 2019
Categories: #H2, Barack Obama, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Compound W, Electrical, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, John Galt, lying phquer, Mother's Day, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, polishing turds, Safety, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, Turkey Taint, You're a TOTAL douche, Zzyzx . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 136 Comments
You know what song is gonna be the theme this week, dontcha?
November 26, 2019
Categories: Earworm dammit, FUCK SALT!!!, FUCK YOU ICE, General Bitching, Snake juice guzzler, The Bear Is Loose, The Cat's Pajamas, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Turkey Taint, your mom's flower . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 196 Comments
April 4, 2019
Categories: #H2, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, BANGLAR!, Birthday Beat Down, Compound W, Dial C for cooter, Finely Freckled, FUCK YOU ICE, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I feel like chicken tonight., Lumber, Mercurochrome, Merry Christmas, Muppet Porn & You, Not Boobs, Plugged nickel, Pull My Finger Dammit!, riding the cock carousel, Turkey Taint, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Yard and Garden, You have some Junk in the Trump, Your mom likes this . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 185 Comments
Hello pervs, and welcome to the wonderful world of high fallutin’ sushi grade tatas.
Have you missed us? Yes.
Have you missed me? No.
Who is the other person I referred to above? NUNYA.
March 1, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, Fourth Grade, Fuck golf, FUCK SALT!!!, Lobster roll, Music Classics, My safe contains your mom, Nigeria, No Drama, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Phone blogging, playing Hide the Salmon, QWERTY, racist, Snake juice guzzler, Turkey Taint, Uniform, Your dad likes this, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's flower . . Author: MJ . Comments: 110 Comments
I remember reading about simple machines back in elementary school. Probably read it in an encyclopedia one day. Yeah, pre-internet, pre-video games we lived a boring life. Our parents bought the World Book Encyclopedia and we actually used it since going to the library was a pain in the ass when you didn’t have a car. Or driver’s license for that matter. This quote always puzzled me as a kid
February 28, 2019
Categories: #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, cats are evul, CHAD, Douche-bagger, FUCK SALT!!!, FUCK YOU ICE, Granny Clinton, Hambone, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, My Sharona, Nasal Nostalgia, North American Goat Love Association, open your chaste mouth, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, riding the cock carousel, Snake juice guzzler, supersonic faggotronic, Tincture of iodine, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Turkey Taint . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 138 Comments
We need a little … culture. It’s been lacking here since Mr Chumpo went into the Witness Protection Program. I like woodcuts so woodcuts.
February 7, 2019
Categories: #H2, Ball de Cheese, Barack Obama, CAIR, dicking bimbos, flick it good, Happy B-Day Michael, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, Lactation, Marathon not a sprint, mittelschmerz, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, peanuts and corn the night before, Richard Butt RIP, Sandra Fluke, Taint Pics of Osprey, Tinfoil lingerie, Turkey Taint, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 104 Comments
November 22, 2018
Categories: As Little as Possible, bbq, Birthday Cake, CHAD, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Headless Whoresman, Just Another Fucking Category, Merry Christmas, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, peanuts and corn the night before, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Turkey Taint . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 91 Comments
The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
April 6, 2020 2:52 pm
From day one, my bullshit meter has been at 11.
Additionally, I don’t believe in crashing the greatest economy in the world because some people may die.
Like all things in a free country, there is a risk.
It’s been said many times but I’m not giving up my guns so you can feel safe. I’m not driving slow so you can feel safe, I’m not going to wear a helmet riding a bike because you think it’s safer. I’m going to play/watch sports that you won’t because you think they’re not safe. I’m going to eat meat that you may not think is good for my health or the effing planet. I don’t give a shit if you think it’s better to be locked up in our houses getting arrested and getting tickets for going outside. You’re wrong. This is America. Freedom over safety. Also, FUCK OFF.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
