I’ve been trying to think of an entertaining way to organize thoughts on our cursory talks about firesticks and their associated consumables.
This is stolen directly from Merriam-Webster:
bal·lis·tics | \ bə-ˈli-stiks \
1a : the science of the motion of projectiles in flight b : the flight characteristics of a projectile
2a : the study of the processes within a firearm as it is fired b : the firing characteristics of a firearm or cartridge
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September 9, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, Big Stones, Black helicopters, Brown Snow, Chicks dig a nice tool, coonskin cap, Crime and Punishment, CRUNK JUICE!!!, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, foreskin, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, is tee-roy still in prison?, Just Another Fucking Category, Learn some shit, lying phquer, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, North American Goat Love Association, Not Enough Categories ffs, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, pruritus ani, Taint Tanner, the old ass-hair combover trick, The Steam Off My Shit, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, This is a Category, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Where's Cyn?, your mom has a robust rumpus room, zero fucks . Tags: Seriously, That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 185 Comments
Well window lickers it’s time for summer. Down here in the SOUTH (filled with racists, you are issued a hood at the Georgia border) the weather is getting a bit warmer and we are bidding adieu to old man winterspring. Notice how I worked in a reference to de Fuhrer PBUH by using German in that last sentence? That’s how racist we are down here. We speak German, hate cold weather, and are super friendly. I literally have no idea what any of this means. I’m just typing whatever pops into my grey mush.
So, it’s time for sidewalk chalk! A time honored tradition where people go outside with their kids, pretend to hear the phone ring, go back inside to make a drink, then go back outside in about 15 or 20 minutes to make sure the kiddos are still in one piece. While most kids fit more into the impressionist or modern art category, I think I’ve found some rather clever uses of sidewalk chalk for us to enjoy. These fun little pieces of temporary art all use the cracks to make something fun and whimsical.
April 1, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #hashtag, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Does this look infected?, Dog Centric, dog love, Don't Make Me Kill You, In the face, Incisor, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Lazy Man's Lobster, Le Luc Long, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Premolar, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, pruritus ani, Taint Tanner, Taking The Browns To The Super Bowl, tubgirl, TurtleFacePlant, walnut, WarPr0n, You have some Junk in the Trump, You Make Me Feel Like Dancing, you might be gay if you like this, You People Make Me Sick, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks, Zzyzx . . Author: MJ . Comments: 154 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. 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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
Happy Valentines Day!
This is life in Iowa, Dec-Apr.
February 13, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, asshat anonymous, Barack Obama, Black helicopters, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, Button Nose, Catnaps, Chief Grumpybutt, CRUNK JUICE!!!, dicking bimbos, Easter Eggs, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Foreignotica, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Hanks, Hitler, Huevos divorciados, I'm all out of bubble gum, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Lactation, LOVE SALT!!!, mardi gras groping, mittelschmerz, Muddle My Mint, Nigeria, Old Spice, Pants Up, Don't Loot, police involvement, pruritus ani, riding the cock carousel, Scurvy, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Stroller, Tards, The Wire, transphobe, walnut, Whiny little twerp, Wisdom, You're a TOTAL douche, your mom's flower . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 126 Comments
Can’t believe Car in never talks about this guy, from Detroit.
Now on to the memes:
September 17, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 2017 Big Boob Championships, American Hero, bad trip, BANGLAR COFFEE, Beaver Button, Birthday Cake, braunschweiger, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Bunker Pants!, Catnaps, chi-chi was here category, Consumption, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dial C for cooter, Douche-bagger, Electrical, Federal Witness Protection Program, flowering flower, fucking genius, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, High and tight, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, I am judging you, I Will Kick Your Ass, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Jesus Freak, Knockers, Like you know how to read., lying phquer, mardi gras groping, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Music Classics, NHL, Not Boobs, Old Person, Pants Up, Don't Loot, people make me sick, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Really, right wing rethuglican, Sac and Fox, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, stupid fucking hippies, Taint what you think, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, This is fucking bullshit, Tinfoil lingerie, tubgirl, Vlatabadababadoodoo, Where's MJ?, wisermeany, You People Make Me Sick, your mom likes a slippery trout, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 146 Comments
Yeah, you probably saw that one coming.
September 3, 2019
Categories: #Reboob, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Beaver Button, braunschweiger, butt-pokey blues, cheese, crisp bills, Douche-bagger, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, fuck you, Granny Clinton, I am judging you, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, lying phquer, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Not Boobs, Pants Up, Don't Loot, Pink Floyd, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Sandra Fluke, Steamed Lobster, taste the rainbow, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., tubgirl, Where's MJ?, You People Make Me Sick, Your Welcome Hotspur, Zzyzx . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 83 Comments
April 18, 2019
Categories: pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Sandra Fluke, show me your tits, Sure Why Not, The Bear Is Loose, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, Totally Nude, vagine, Vlatabadababadoodoo, Xanthan gum, You People Make Me Sick, your mom's cooter, zero fucks . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 200 Comments
So you swine will have to wait a lil’ while.
Here’s some inspirational posters to help you along.
March 8, 2019
Categories: !RALGNAB, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, I am judging you, Learn some shit, Moist, Moon Pie Smash, Not Boobs, pruritus ani, Say "What" Again, supersonic faggotronic, Taint Pics of Osprey, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Xanthan gum, Your mom sends her love . . Author: lumps . Comments: 26 Comments
I’ve run across a bunch of words recently that I haven’t seen or used in a long time.
Some words remind me of the George Carlin skit about being funny:
borborygmus is one that I find humorous – i think of politicians when i hear it.
February 26, 2019
Categories: American Hero, dog love, It must be true!, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, pruritus ani, The Bear Is Loose, who's turn is it to grope Cyn . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 177 Comments
Here it is ladies and gentleman, a corporate holiday based on religious tradition where we’re encouraged to buy lots of shit to express our love for that special somebody.
February 14, 2019
Categories: #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, H2 Wedding, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, NOT another post by Pupster, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Snake juice guzzler, Taint Pics of Osprey, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Uncategorized, Where's Cyn?, you might be gay if you like this, Your mom likes this . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 107 Comments
The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
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