So – been kinda busy with trying to button up a bunch of outside projects before snow shows up. I just saw beasns‘ comment about picking your nose and having your head cave in – I Raffed out Roud – and still am. I have no idea why some things strike me as funny – but that comment did.
Turd – another of those things that i always laugh at; along with fart jokes…. whatev- i’ll die low brow, so fuck it.
September 19, 2017
Categories: 0, bacon wrapped booger, Booze, Brown Snow, Cheedy, cheese, Chicks dig a nice tool, Compound W, Consumption, cow snot, dig deep the gathering gloom, flick it, flick it good, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Genital Itch, I Love You Peeps, lazy bastards anonymous, new post needed ASAP!!!, nose nuggets, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Tards, taste the rainbow, This is fucking bullshit, Your mom likes this . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 119 Comments
So this obnoxious friend of mine runs a basketball camp for disadvantaged yoots in syracuse…. the town is just big enough to have a hood. Prolly 90+% of the homicides in that county are from the south side – Anyway he is an associate pastor at one of the big churches there and tries to keep the wanna be hoodlums from killing each-other through this bball program.
September 12, 2017
Categories: 0, alcohol, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bad trip, Beer, Booze, Consumption, foreskin, Fuck golf, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm 7 Indians, O, oy!!, pruritus ani, STFU, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Tards, whatever, Whitey is teh Debble, wisermeany, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 186 Comments
I’ve been kinda busy – gotta leave in a minute or two for a business thing, but figured I’d vomit something up which that little felt bastidge can stomp – OR that the amazing and talented hostess extraordinaire Carin can modify/update to make it passable for this chat room ———-
Carin warming up?
August 29, 2017
Categories: #H2, #Problematic, 0, bad trip, Badtards, Barack Obama, Chapeau, Compound W, Drugs, foreskin, General Bitching, Generic Category Category, Genital Itch, I Love You Peeps, i'm zero indians, Kinky Afro, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., Lumber, new post, new post needed ASAP!!!, Pleurisy, pruritus ani, Your Welcome Hotspur, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 134 Comments
So – it’s an honor to be allowed to fill in for teh Rocket Chick; i’ll try not to fail to launch this bitch in an appropriate manner (one that your mom would like).
I went the extra mile and commissioned a song to be written specifically for this poat – leon’s pricing was a bit high but he promised that he wouldn’t eat too many ‘shrooms whilst composing this amazing journey of musical majesty –
What do you think?
Enjoy:
now onward to the hunky humps that the hostagettes and jewstin have been waiting for:
August 9, 2017
Categories: alcohol, bad trip, Beauty Personified, beefcake, Belly Button Micro Penis, Booze, braunschweiger, Bunker Pants!, but not the good kind, Cash for Crunkers, Chicks dig a nice tool, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Don't Make Me Kill You, Drugs, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, homophobe, Hosefuckers, Kinky Afro, Man-lesbians, oy!!, pelvic thrust, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Rub meat, Suck It., supersonic faggotronic, teh funny, transphobe, Where's Cyn?, you might be gay if you like this . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 161 Comments
that’s french you ignant bastards –
July 15, 2017
Categories: #H2, bad trip, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Caffeine, Cash for Crunkers, Chicks dig a nice tool, CRUNK JUICE!!!, dicking bimbos, Drinking heavily, ducks are people too, fat chicks, Federal Witness Protection Program, filbert, foreskin, Fourth Grade, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Fucking Wagon, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, funny, furry, gardenblogging, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Hosefuckers, I'm 7 Indians, Just Another Fucking Category, Lesbians, Like you know how to read., Microvag, pruritus ani, stupid fucking hippies, Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, Your mom sends her love, Your Welcome Hotspur, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 280 Comments
What a nasty title –
One of you reprobates make sure you stomp this POS poat ASAP – it’s your calling in life.
Oh & anyone that’s stupid enough to open the following links at work needs to be self employed, or fired… or both – fair warning.
I guess some people will do anything given the right circumstances.
July 11, 2017
Categories: alcohol, asshat anonymous, Barack Obama, BOOP!, Bowler, Brown Snow, but not the good kind, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cheese, Compound W, Consumption, CRUNK JUICE!!!, FUCK SALT!!!, Just Another Fucking Category, motorboating done wrong, North American Goat Love Association, peanut, peanuts and corn the night before, pruritus ani, Richard Butt RIP, Tails you lose, taste the rainbow, Tuesday, Your mom likes this . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 38 Comments
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04/25/17
I wrote to Hillary Clinton when she was the First Lady. Here is copy…
Dear Mrs. Clinton,
If you’d give President Clinton a blow job once in a while he wouldn’t put a cigar in a ladies (my mommy calls her a whore whatever that is) hooha.
Sincerely,
Mare
Prove I didn’t send that to her.
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