Happy Valen-meme’s Day!

Happy Valentines Day!

This is life in Iowa, Dec-Apr.

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February 13, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, asshat anonymous, Barack Obama, Black helicopters, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, Button Nose, Catnaps, Chief Grumpybutt, CRUNK JUICE!!!, dicking bimbos, Easter Eggs, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Foreignotica, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Hanks, Hitler, Huevos divorciados, I'm all out of bubble gum, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Lactation, LOVE SALT!!!, mardi gras groping, mittelschmerz, Muddle My Mint, Nigeria, Old Spice, Pants Up, Don't Loot, police involvement, pruritus ani, riding the cock carousel, Scurvy, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Stroller, Tards, The Wire, transphobe, walnut, Whiny little twerp, Wisdom, You're a TOTAL douche, your mom's flower . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 126 Comments

I Wear My Meme Glasses at Night

Yeah, you probably saw that one coming.

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September 3, 2019
Categories: #Reboob, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Beaver Button, braunschweiger, butt-pokey blues, cheese, crisp bills, Douche-bagger, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, fuck you, Granny Clinton, I am judging you, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, lying phquer, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Not Boobs, Pants Up, Don't Loot, Pink Floyd, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Sandra Fluke, Steamed Lobster, taste the rainbow, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., tubgirl, Where's MJ?, You People Make Me Sick, Your Welcome Hotspur, Zzyzx . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 83 Comments

What Were We Thinking?

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April 18, 2019
Categories: pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Sandra Fluke, show me your tits, Sure Why Not, The Bear Is Loose, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, Totally Nude, vagine, Vlatabadababadoodoo, Xanthan gum, You People Make Me Sick, your mom's cooter, zero fucks . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 200 Comments

No Rush

MJ says today’s brystals will be of the noon-ish flavor.

So you swine will have to wait a lil’ while.

 

Here’s some inspirational posters to help you along.

 

March 8, 2019
Categories: !RALGNAB, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, I am judging you, Learn some shit, Moist, Moon Pie Smash, Not Boobs, pruritus ani, Say "What" Again, supersonic faggotronic, Taint Pics of Osprey, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Xanthan gum, Your mom sends her love . . Author: lauraw . Comments: 26 Comments

These Should Be Used More Often

I’ve run across a bunch of words recently that I haven’t seen or used in a long time.

Some words remind me of the George Carlin skit about being funny:

borborygmus is one that I find humorous – i think of politicians when i hear it.

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February 26, 2019
Categories: American Hero, dog love, It must be true!, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, pruritus ani, The Bear Is Loose, who's turn is it to grope Cyn . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 177 Comments

Monkey Meat Madness – Tuesday Tales of the Bush

“I told my children that we cannot continue eating bush meat or any dry meat because we fear that the Ebola is very near now,”

Next thing you know people will stop having sex in the bush too….

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February 12, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, braunschweiger, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, foreskin, Genital Itch, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, is tee-roy still in prison?, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., Marez-ee-dotes, Master Henry, mesadick, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, new post needed ASAP!!!, Nigeria, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, not mannish monday madness, One Foot Muff, oy!!, pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, rape culture, Remembrance, She-Meat, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Suck It., supersonic faggotronic, The Bear Is Loose, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, unintended consequences, Where's Cyn?, Whiny little twerp, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 142 Comments

Monday Morning Mushrooms – 3,14159.00

Happy Martin (LK) Mushroom Monday!!

Whose turn is it to make breffiss?

Everything pies are always a great way to celebrate MLK Day amirite?

For the bacon and eggs crowd – here ya go, ya boring bastards.

Now onward and upward to mushroom stuff that MJ (aka Mushroom Junkie) soooo looks forward to on a crisp and beautiful Monday morning.

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January 21, 2019
Categories: #H2, 7 of 9 fucks not given, amazing post, As Little as Possible, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Holidays, Hosefuckers, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, Just Another Fucking Category, Knockers, Like you know how to read., Makin' Bacon, Moist, monkey love, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, oy!!, pruritus ani, robust hindquarters, Suck It., the old ass-hair combover trick, vagine, wisermeany, your mom's flower, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 138 Comments

New Year in Review – a myopic

So the year is well under way.

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January 3, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, amazing post, asshat anonymous, Bowel Prep, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, butt-pokey blues, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, Dial C for cooter, Double or nothing, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Electrical, foreskin, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, is tee-roy still in prison?, just another jimbroglio, lazy bastards anonymous, Marez-ee-dotes, monkey love, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, rhymes with "your mom", soakin' the ole T-bone, Where's Thor?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn . Tags: , . Author: jam2 . Comments: 129 Comments

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