Cheedy | Chipping wood since March 2009

Crytidz – a Message from the Good Doctor

Because I post stupid shit that doesn’t even make sense to me most of the time, one of our brothers here at hostageland sent me a link for this little beastie:

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January 27, 2022
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, alcohol, Aliens, amazing post, asshat anonymous, asshole, Balls, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Cheedy, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Cults, foreskin, Genital Itch, Learn some shit, Moist, monkey love, sissymaryrosettacunt, Suddenly Sumo, this post sucks, Turkey Taint, whiskey, worst post evah!, Your mom sends her love . Tags: Brain Diseased, Seriously, That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 161 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

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Your model for today was born February 3rd, 1976 to Scottish parents in Muscat, Oman. She stands 5′ 3″ and measures 34 – 24 – 35 and 115 lbs. Please go shopping with Mrs. Isla Fisher.

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July 9, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, At least we're not Ontario, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Bowler, Button Nose, Cheedy, Dang. I mean...dang., Finely Freckled, fire in the hole, fishy, flick it, flick it good, flowering flower, FPOS, Fuck golf, Fuck Overtime I'm on Salary, FUCK SALT!!!, Fuck the GOP, fuck you, Fuck you Georgia, FUCK YOU ICE, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, fucking genius, Fucking Wagon, furry, Garden, Genital Itch, GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!, Hot Diggity Dog, Hulk Smash, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Is This Ham Still Good?, islands in the stream, Knockers, Like a Viking, Luckiest Dog Alive, lying phquer, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, rhymes with "your mom", Ride the pony, Those Who Serve, Thud Sandwich . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 189 Comments

Down the Rabbit Hole

I always think man, the people on You-tube used to be so creative. Remember when it first started how amazing it was? Yeah…see this video? How exciting is THIS?!?!?! The first back flip on You-tube

The first video I ever sent to Merv.

I’d like to thank lauraw for introducing me to this work of art…I believe it is part of the reason Merv fell madly in love with me……….three years after I showed him the video, but really…who’s counting?

The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.

Cybergoon squad…….the very first “weird side of You-tube” video.

And last, but not least, the VERY first video uploaded to You-tube by one of the founders enjoying his time at the zoo….my guess is, this guy is probably a rich mofo.

Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.

November 19, 2020
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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . 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MMM – MJ Edition

Leon is probably taking care of very important business and has a great excuse for shirking his Monday responsibility. I’ll fill in with a very intriguing post.

This rock formation has a perfectly formed white ball in the middle. Probably an alien culture.

This formation found on indigenous land comes in 2 sizes and is ‘new’ which I can only assume means it’s been around for thousands of years.

Perfectly formed structures. Either this mountainous ancient culture used these for animal sacrifice or as an important part of their astronomical observations which are still far superior to ours. Cuz noble savages.

These are rocks that are bluish kinda. Very intriguing.

July 6, 2020
Categories: # Hashtag, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, Cheedy, cheese, Does this look infected?, Dog Centric, dog love, Generic Category Category, Genital Itch, Help me Regis, hey Poncho - that's Wiser!, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Loaded dice, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Okay, Plumbing, poat, Snake juice guzzler, Stetson (for men), STFU, Sweet Tunes, tenterhooks, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, weiner, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, Xanthan gum, You have some Junk in the Trump, YOU WISH, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, Your Mom, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . . Author: MJ . Comments: 152 Comments

Tears for Memes

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February 18, 2020
Categories: bacon, Beanie, Booze, Bunker Pants!, Cheedy, cow snot, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Emily, Foreignotica, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Headless Whoresman, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I'm gonna need new batteries, John Galt, Loaded dice, mardi gras groping, Moon Pie Smash, nose nuggets, OWS Douchebags, Plumbing, QWERTY, Rumpus Room Rumba, Snake Juice, Sure Why Not, the old ass-hair combover trick, Too Much Pressure, We don't need no stinking categories, Yellow Fever . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 183 Comments

Hillary is a meme

Just kidding, no Hillary memes, just getting you going.

This could be the H2 theme song.

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This is what the read more button looks like, Car in:

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October 22, 2019
Categories: #hashtag, Bacon Strips, Beriberi, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Cheedy, coonskin cap, Don't Make Me Kill You, Earworm dammit, flick it good, General Bitching, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hunky Hump Day, Leave Poland Alone, Molar, October Surprise, Plumbing, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 148 Comments

Thorsday Quickie

Mood music:

I don’t even know what this means, because I still haven’t seen the movie.

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Trump embarrassing us overseas:

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Things I find on Facedouche:

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Have I ever showed you guys my REALLY fat cat?

You think if I get my mom one of these, it will help?

This is for Leon:

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That’s enough. Vet office opens in 25 min then I can start calling.

July 19, 2018
Categories: # Hashtag, #Problematic, bangin' your bud, Boobs, BOOP!, Booze, Buzzcut, Caffeine, CAIR, Canine, Cheedy, Cheez Wiz, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, duck face, Heads I win, Heavy Metal Thunder, Merry Christmas, Moist, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Car in . Comments: 136 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

MMMmmmm…that’s some angry angry anger-music. Gets me pumped up before werk.

Your model for today was born August 5th, 1987 in Prague, Czech Republic. She stands 5‘8″ , 38E-24-35 and 125lbs, please hoe your own row and say hello again to Miss Marie Lambo !

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May 25, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Booze, Brut, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, butt-pokey blues, Buzzcut, Canine, cereal, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheez Wiz, cow snot, Dang. I mean...dang., those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 152 Comments

BBF

Hello cuddlers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today is a cosplayer and instagram model based in Los Angeles, born November 25th, 1994 in Nashville, TN. I find no reliable statistical data so I’m going to say that she is wham”-pow”-bam” and at “could-throw-over-the-fence” lbs. Please step up and say “hey gimme that” to Miss Delanie Frances AKA Luna Lanie.

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March 16, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, Bacon Strips, Balls, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Beer Tree Farm, Black helicopters, Boobs, Booze, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, butt-pokey blues, Cheedy, cheese, fire in the hole, Fuck golf, gardenblogging, Genital Itch, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Headless Whoresman, Heavy Metal Thunder, Help me Regis, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, Kyle, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . Tags: She seems nice . Author: Pupster . Comments: 120 Comments

Nose Picking & Other POS Poat Ideas

So – been kinda busy with trying to button up a bunch of outside projects before snow shows up. I just saw beasns‘ comment about picking your nose and having your head cave in – I Raffed out Roud – and still am. I have no idea why some things strike me as funny – but that comment did.

Turd – another of those things that i always laugh at; along with fart jokes…. whatev- i’ll die low brow, so fuck it.

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September 19, 2017
Categories: bacon wrapped booger, Booze, Brown Snow, Cheedy, cheese, Chicks dig a nice tool, Compound W, Consumption, cow snot, dig deep the gathering gloom, flick it, flick it good, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Genital Itch, I Love You Peeps, lazy bastards anonymous, new post needed ASAP!!!, nose nuggets, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Tards, taste the rainbow, This is fucking bullshit, Your mom likes this . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 119 Comments