Hotspur’s new truck
Socks helping with the rent
Beansersdgdgresasd’s basement renovation took an unexpected turn
Jewstin is early Christmas Shopping
Colex wants a paper umbrella with that
Mare updates her look
Jimbro seems bored
And then he ate it
CARin gets in a fight
Hello students, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
God I love that song.
Me: Big boat deluxe, big boat denied
Google Play: Big boat devolves, big boat deny
Lyrics A-Z: Big broken love, big broken knives
Revolve Lyrics: Big boat deloves, big boat denies
Your model was born in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia on February 5th, 1991, and currently resides in Los Angeles, California. She stands 5′8″, 110lbs and 34C-24-34 on the nevergonnahappen scale. Please stop ignoring the pussy and welcome, Miss Ellie Gonsalves!
Lauraw wears crocks
Up with the sun, gone with the wind
Everyone said Pup was lazy
Leaving my home
Leaving my friends
Running when things got too crazy
Out on the road, out ‘neath the stars
Feeling the breeze, passing the cars
I think my dictionary has a Bob Seger filter, it tried to change “Passing” to “Passin”.
Hola bishes. Long time no escribo.
This is a 100% true story that is completely, honestly, 100% on the level with the truth. Estoy siendo honesto, punta maricones. I wouldn’t lie to anyone.
Anonche, en mi cama, I had a vision of a delicious cocktail. Was it the first signs of a budding addiction (it wasn’t)? Was it an implanted memory from our conversation last night (not likely)? Was it a reaction to a brain that will never quite shut off (possibly)? First symptoms of syphilis contracted from your mom (bingo)?
The answer is yes. Never mind what’s in the parenthesis. As you know from watching CNN they like to make sure that headlines are correctomundo as they interpret. But I digress.
What was this sueno de grandeza? It’s the cocktail to end all cocktails. A swanky, frothy, cream filled bananalicious, stripper referencing libation named the Dicking Bimbo!
Grab yourself a blender and get busy with this recipe:
1 oz vanilla or cake flavored vodka
.5 oz brandy
.5 oz banana liqueur (99 bananas is the best)
1 large, phallic banana
2 oz whipping cream
dash cinnamon
ice
Put everything in your addiction mixer and whip it up! It tastes a little like bananas foster, but with a kick. Alcohol content: 6.8 chads. Stripper names: 2.
Hello flamers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today is a porn star, born in Middletown, New Jersey on January 31st, 1994. She measures 32D-24-28, 5’6″ and 108lbs. Please stop being fabulous long enough to welcome, Miss Whitney Westgate!
Здравствуйте, and welcome to Big Boob Friday. Your model is also your musical selection, so give it a click you perverts.
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Your model for today is currently in internet hiding because she posted some pictures of her humongous rack supporting her little kitty. At one point she had a youtube channel, instagram, reddit and imgur account, but she hasn’t said much lately…I’m guess because her pictures might have gotten her some unwanted attention. At any rate, she seems like a nice young lady from Russia (I guess) who is a classical singer and artist. She likes kitties and holy crap does she have a nice set of ear-muffs. Please stop being too specific and welcome, Miss Nadia Naivnaya!
Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I’ve been working with a software package with this name on one of the folders, so the song’s been stuck in my head for a week.
Now for the hunks.
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Today’s artist is Antoine Cordet who lives in gay Paris.
He originally was a student of Architecture but you know how it goes.
I like his style very much. It speaks French and has a bad attitude.
Thanks for viewing.
Have a wonderful day.
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