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BBF

Your model for today was born in Melbourne, Florida on December 7th, 1988. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 34D – 24 – 35 and 119 lbs. Stop multitasking and focus on Miss Elizabeth Ostrander.

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February 7, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, BBF, Boobs, Finely Freckled, Happy Birfday Wiser, Heavy Metal Thunder, Really, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, rhymes with "your mom", robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, Suck It., swinging with friends, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, The Cat's Pajamas, wisermeany, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 137 Comments

Leon is busy so I figured I’d throw up something to make up for forgetting to come up with a poat last Monday. Links will be light, because WordPress is a fucking disaster and keeps crashing on me every two minutes. Obviously, this will be a solemn affair, in light of the passing of Car in due to her disastrous decision to run the Ragnar. The initial autopsy suggests that she overdosed on Tool‘s latest album somewhere around mile 28. In lieu of flowers, her family is asking for donations to the Foundation to Force Feed Taylor Swift a Fucking Sandwich.

First, some traditional MMM fare. It’s always good to start a workout with some bodyweight exercises as a warm-up.

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September 30, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, Ball de Cheese, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Chubs, Easter Eggs, fuck you, Heavy Metal Thunder, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, Kenya, Lumbago, Molar, police involvement, robust hindquarters, Ronaldus Maximus, Snake juice guzzler, supersonic faggotronic, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Yard and Garden, Yellow Fever, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Zzyzx . . Author: Colorado Alex In Exile . Comments: 116 Comments

BBF

Welcome to Big Boob Friday. Well, we’ll see if I get booed out of the room for this one or if this gets pushed down like whoever gets in the way of your mom at the all-you-can-eat buffet.
So I saw this video:

(There’s a pretty good metal version of a Britney Spears song that I like better than the original)
And I thought, “Self, those dancers are pretty hot, they gave their Instagram addresses, I bet that would make a decent BBF post.” So here we are.
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March 22, 2019
Categories: alcohol, BANGLAR!, Boobs, BOOP!, Bunker Pants!, cool tunes, Heavy Metal Thunder, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Knockers, Nice Melons, NOT another post by Pupster, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Sure Why Not, Your dad likes this, Your mom sends her love, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 218 Comments

Weekend Meme

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September 30, 2018
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, Booze, Bowel Prep, Brut, Caffeine, Canine, Chubs, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Genital Itch, Glitter Shit, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, I am judging you, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 126 Comments

Shut Yer Pie Hole!

Old white man’s term: Vagina

New awesome unicorn term: Front Hole

Today we’re going to play “Which would you prefer to go in your front hole?”

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August 23, 2018
Categories: Heavy Metal Thunder, Helen Thomas, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Makin' Bacon, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, No more wire hangers, pelvic thrust, Rosetta Likes This, Snake juice guzzler, Taint Pics of Osprey, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, Tincture of iodine . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 96 Comments

Thorsday Quickie

Mood music:

I don’t even know what this means, because I still haven’t seen the movie.

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Trump embarrassing us overseas:

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Things I find on Facedouche:

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Have I ever showed you guys my REALLY fat cat?

You think if I get my mom one of these, it will help?

This is for Leon:

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That’s enough. Vet office opens in 25 min then I can start calling.

July 19, 2018
Categories: # Hashtag, #Problematic, bangin' your bud, Boobs, BOOP!, Booze, Buzzcut, Caffeine, CAIR, Canine, Cheedy, Cheez Wiz, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, duck face, Heads I win, Heavy Metal Thunder, Merry Christmas, Moist, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Car in . Comments: 136 Comments

UUF (Ugly Unmotivated Friday)

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in Los Vegas, NV on December 30th, 1991. She stands 5′ 3″, weighs a bunch and measures a beefy 40F-32-40. Please have some more cake and say hello to Miss Felicia Clover!

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June 1, 2018
Categories: BBF, beefcake, Boobs, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, dicking bimbos, Easter Pig, ember shoes, fat chicks, fire in the hole, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hulk Smash, Knockers, Makin' Bacon, meatdickbreath, Moist, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, Muppet Porn & You, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pron, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, Rub meat, She-Meat, Someone needs a sandwich, swinging with friends, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, Tube Steak Fever, tubgirl, wisermeany . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 126 Comments

BBF

Hello cuddlers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today is a cosplayer and instagram model based in Los Angeles, born November 25th, 1994 in Nashville, TN. I find no reliable statistical data so I’m going to say that she is wham”-pow”-bam” and at “could-throw-over-the-fence” lbs. Please step up and say “hey gimme that” to Miss Delanie Frances AKA Luna Lanie.

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March 16, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, Bacon Strips, Balls, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Beer Tree Farm, Black helicopters, Boobs, Booze, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, butt-pokey blues, Cheedy, cheese, fire in the hole, Fuck golf, gardenblogging, Genital Itch, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Headless Whoresman, Heavy Metal Thunder, Help me Regis, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, Kyle, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . Tags: She seems nice . Author: Pupster . Comments: 120 Comments