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Your model for today was born February 10th, 1988 in Okinawa, Japan. She stands 5 foot even and measures 47 – 33 – 35 and 95 lbs. Please welcome back Miss Fuko Love AKA P-chan.

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July 17, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Problematic, #Reboob, 4/10 Would Still Smash, BBF, Boobs, Death by Fishstick, Double or nothing, fat chicks, Hai Karate, Heavy Metal Thunder, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Knockers, Lesbians, macadamia, Man-Lesbian, meghan mccain fat, Moon Pie Smash, motorboating done wrong, Nice Melons, playing Hide the Salmon, Punk Rock, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rosetta Likes This, She-Meat, Someone needs a sandwich, Strap On Anonymous, Suddenly Sumo, swinging with friends, those are some big boobs, TITS, Too Much Pressure, Totally Nude, Tube Steak Fever, TurtleFacePlant, who's turn is it to grope Cyn . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 139 Comments

Too Hot to Fish, Too Hot to Golf, Too Cold at Meme

Let’s get those kids trained for a trip to El Caliente, our favorite restaurant!

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June 16, 2020
Categories: #Problematic, Books, cow snot, Heavy Metal Thunder, mardi gras groping, Penis Sipper, Snake juice guzzler, Sweet Tunes . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 172 Comments

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born on March 4th, 1994 in Russia. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 34 – 26 – 36 and 136 lbs with K-cup honkers. Please form an orderly line behind Miss Stacy Vandenberg AKA Adriana Fenice AKA Nastya.

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June 12, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, BBF, Boobs, Bunker Pants!, Chubs, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, dog love, Double or nothing, ember shoes, Emily's Dull Affect, fat chicks, flowering flower, Fuck golf, Genital Itch, Good Stupid, GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hitler, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Hulk Smash, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Is This Ham Still Good?, Knockers, Lactation, Leave Poland Alone, Like you know how to read., Luckiest Dog Alive, meatdickbreath, mesadick, misogyny, Moist, Moon Pie Smash, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, Pants Up, Don't Loot, Peace Through Douche . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 107 Comments

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LYRICS LINK

Your model for today was born August 7th, 1991 in Perth, Australia. She stands 5′ 7′ and measures 36 – 25 – 38 and 135 lbs. Please take the charge and be amazed at the ball handling skills of Miss Jem Wolfie.

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May 15, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, Balls, BBF, Boobs, Bugout Jelly, Chubs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., grope em if you got em, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hulk Smash, Is This Ham Still Good?, Knockers, Luckiest Dog Alive, misogyny, monkey love, Nice Melons, oy!!, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, robust hindquarters, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, Smokeshow, starfish, Suddenly Sumo, those are some big boobs . Tags: Vanilla Upside Down Pound Cake . Author: Pupster . Comments: 99 Comments

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in Melbourne, Florida on December 7th, 1988. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 34D – 24 – 35 and 119 lbs. Stop multitasking and focus on Miss Elizabeth Ostrander.

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February 7, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, BBF, Boobs, Finely Freckled, Happy Birfday Wiser, Heavy Metal Thunder, Really, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, rhymes with "your mom", robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, Suck It., swinging with friends, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, The Cat's Pajamas, wisermeany, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 137 Comments

Leon is busy so I figured I’d throw up something to make up for forgetting to come up with a poat last Monday. Links will be light, because WordPress is a fucking disaster and keeps crashing on me every two minutes. Obviously, this will be a solemn affair, in light of the passing of Car in due to her disastrous decision to run the Ragnar. The initial autopsy suggests that she overdosed on Tool‘s latest album somewhere around mile 28. In lieu of flowers, her family is asking for donations to the Foundation to Force Feed Taylor Swift a Fucking Sandwich.

First, some traditional MMM fare. It’s always good to start a workout with some bodyweight exercises as a warm-up.

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September 30, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, Ball de Cheese, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Chubs, Easter Eggs, fuck you, Heavy Metal Thunder, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, Kenya, Lumbago, Molar, police involvement, robust hindquarters, Ronaldus Maximus, Snake juice guzzler, supersonic faggotronic, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Yard and Garden, Yellow Fever, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Zzyzx . . Author: Colorado Alex In Exile . Comments: 116 Comments

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Welcome to Big Boob Friday. Well, we’ll see if I get booed out of the room for this one or if this gets pushed down like whoever gets in the way of your mom at the all-you-can-eat buffet.
So I saw this video:

(There’s a pretty good metal version of a Britney Spears song that I like better than the original)
And I thought, “Self, those dancers are pretty hot, they gave their Instagram addresses, I bet that would make a decent BBF post.” So here we are.
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