MMM 305: New Year, Old You

Let’s face it, you’re not going to change.  You’ll wimp out, make excuses, and stop trying to improve yourself sometime around Thursday of this week, assuming you were “resolved” (HA!) to do anything of the sort.  That’s just the kind of person you are.  And that’s okay, right?  I mean it kind of has to be, since it’s essentially set in stone.

Did that make you mad?  Make you want to object, say something angry to me and possibly about my mother?   Good.  That’s anger, the good kind.  You gotta be so disgusted with the way things are that you’ll utterly refuse to accept it, and anger is an essential part of that.  Use that.  Be enraged at the schlub you don’t want to be, and kick that bad crap out of your life and yourself.

Do girls still get bellybutton jewelry, or is that finally going out of style?


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MMM 301: Secret Santa Edition

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MMM 294: Rainy October Monday

Long day yesterday.  Wife took horse for trail ride in newly-repaired trailer, Possum was inconsolable, had to take her to church by my lonesome, then my parents came for visit in the afternoon through dinner time.  Had to do some dishes this morning and jar up some beef broth.   Pics now.

Pretty smile.


Belly button rings are so 2003.


She looks cranky.


Looks like an outtake from a photo shoot based.


I can’t do this and that’s okay.


The gym dom look.


Tasteful monochrome.


Are those phragmites!?  Get out of there miss, I’ve got some extreme weeding to do.


Belly tattoos are so 2006.


And the week begins.



Hello anticipators and wally-ballers, welcome to Big Boob Friday,



Your model for today was born August 20, 1980 in Baltimore, Maryland.  5’7″, 34D-24-34 and 119lbs, please pick up the spare and welcome Miss Christi Shake!

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I Got Nothing

Drawing a blank at the post topic machine. It’s as if I have writer’s cramp in my brain. Topics like teenage romance, genital mutants, hairless male models, protesting libtards, felines fornicating in closets, gardening and recipes have all been covered.

I refuse to post zit popping videos Here, let’s try a little schadenfreude

That was all kinds of funny. While watching that video the phrase “Who’s the laughinest laugher now?” went through my head several times

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