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Your model for today was born August 19th, 1995 in Vienna, Austria. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 34 – 24 – 36 and 137 lbs. Please set the table for Miss Katharina Mazepa.

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May 13, 2022
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183 Comments

  1. Comment by Pupster on May 13, 2022 4:54 am

    https://is.gd/O4uy8i

    (youtube no sound)

  2. Comment by jam2 on May 13, 2022 6:04 am

    Holy moly

  3. Comment by jam2 on May 13, 2022 6:06 am

    That’s some high quality H2Ass right theyah

  4. Comment by jam2 on May 13, 2022 6:18 am

    Daylights burning. I gotta get crackin’
    Tree guy is on his way. Pray for oso.

  5. Comment by Jimbro on May 13, 2022 6:33 am

    Vienna Finger Cookie or Nookie as the case may be

  6. Comment by Jimbro on May 13, 2022 6:36 am

    high quality H2Ass

    My thoughts as well.

    I doubt she has an OnlyFans account and I don’t think she will have a bunch of sword swallowing gifs out there if you know what I mean (not checking!)

  7. Comment by mare on May 13, 2022 6:44 am

    She’s gorgeous and if she was walking down the beach I’d do a triple take. Then enjoy watching women be mad at their husbands for admiring such a fine specimen of the female form.

  8. Comment by mare on May 13, 2022 6:44 am

    Comment by Hotspur on May 12, 2022 6:12 pm
    You used to want to make babies with Dan Crenshaw.

    ——-

    I was a stupid dumbass.

  9. Comment by Brother Tim on May 13, 2022 6:58 am

    /repeatedly stamps “APPROVED” as brain melts

  10. Comment by Brother Tim on May 13, 2022 7:00 am

    Hadn’t heard that track in quite a while. Not his best IMO but hey, even bad Thoroughgood is better than most of the shite on the radio now.

  11. Comment by Car in on May 13, 2022 7:26 am

    wakey wakey

  12. Comment by Car in on May 13, 2022 7:50 am

    John McCain tried to warn us about Rand Paul

  13. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 7:54 am

    Trying to stop us from typing $40B into existence as a balance in an account, then sending it to the Romney, Pelosi, Biden, and Zelensky families and their hangers-on, all while poking the Bear and start a nuclear WW3: pawn of Putin.

    Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright.

  14. Comment by Car in on May 13, 2022 7:56 am

    John McCain KNEW things.

    Most of those things were wrong, but he knew things.

  15. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 7:56 am

    What’s really, really sick is how many useful idiots who don’t even get a cut are voting for it in congress or advocating for it on facechimp and twatter.

    At least make them send you a fruit basket or something you cheap whores.

  16. Comment by mare on May 13, 2022 7:57 am

    John McCain was a bought-off, cheating, backstabbing, POS.

  17. Comment by Jimbro on May 13, 2022 8:09 am

    You could always count on McCain …

  18. Comment by Jimbro on May 13, 2022 8:09 am

    … to stab you in the back and eff you over

  19. Comment by mare on May 13, 2022 8:17 am

    *passes Jimbro a beer*

  20. Comment by Pendejo on May 13, 2022 8:22 am

    She’ll do.

  21. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 13, 2022 8:27 am

    I rank this one a high seed in the end-of-year BBF tourney.

  22. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 13, 2022 8:43 am

    Flag is at half-staff to mark 1 million covid deaths. How many could have be saved with vitamin D and ivermectin. White House Twitter flat out lies and says the vaccine wasn’t available until Biden became President. And here I thought they were setting up Trump to be responsible for all the vax deaths.

  23. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 13, 2022 8:45 am

    twitter: Barnette calls out Hannity and Oz

  24. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 13, 2022 8:46 am

    says the vaccine wasn’t available until Biden became President.

    Shameless, wow

  25. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 13, 2022 8:54 am

    so has the hoarding of baby formula started yet?

  26. Comment by lumps on May 13, 2022 9:03 am

    I think that’s started already and is exacerbating the shortage. If you only need a couple, but there’s five on the shelf and you drove an hour 30 minutes to get there…

  27. Comment by Hotspur on May 13, 2022 9:04 am

    I was a stupid dumbass.

    No, he was the stupid dumbass – fake, poser, grifter (Dan, take that stupid eye patch off. Nobody thinks you’re a badass other than your kids, and even they secretly think you’re a stupid dumbass.)

    Mare, you were duped.

    But I mean that in a good way.

  28. Comment by Hotspur on May 13, 2022 9:08 am

    LOL

    John McCain – another fake, poser, grifter who tried to make people think he was badass.

    He was a cum guzzling snake, and I regret voting for him. I should have just gone to the ghetto bar that day.

  29. Comment by mare on May 13, 2022 9:17 am

    Comment by lumps on May 13, 2022 9:03 am
    I think that’s started already and is exacerbating the shortage. If you only need a couple, but there’s five on the shelf and you drove an hour 30 minutes to get there…

    ———

    Lumps, I never hoarded toilet paper or paper towels, or anything for that matter but if we are talking about feeding my baby (or my grandchild) and we have the dumbasses in power that we do, I’m going to hoard.

  30. Comment by mare on May 13, 2022 9:17 am

    Mare loves Hotspur.

  31. Comment by mare on May 13, 2022 9:20 am

    Every place I’ve been to has a 2 per customer limit on baby formula. And that’s been in place for months.

  32. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 13, 2022 9:23 am

    Anyone hear anything about the movie “Family Camp”?

  33. Comment by Hotspur on May 13, 2022 9:41 am

    nope

  34. Comment by Jimbro on May 13, 2022 9:41 am

    This seems counterintuitive to me

    https://www.coinnews.net/2022/05/12/gold-logs-over-3-month-low-silver-tumbles/

    With stocks, bond yields, crypto and your mom all going down I would like to think gold and silver would be seen as a safe haven

  35. Comment by Brother Tim on May 13, 2022 9:43 am

    Unless it’s that by and large when you buy precious metals, you don’t actually buy precious metals, you buy a piece of paper that may or may not have metals behind it and/or be honored if the time comes.

    I would not rely on such at the moment. If you can’t hold it or set foot on it it’s not there. Plan accordingly.

  36. Comment by Hotspur on May 13, 2022 9:46 am

    Last night I saw a clip of yet another democrat harpie claim that abortions will curb inflation.

    This wagon has zero chance of seeing peen.

  37. Comment by Hotspur on May 13, 2022 9:47 am

    Other than the plastic ones she keeps in her nightstand.

  38. Comment by Hotspur on May 13, 2022 9:50 am

    If Elon Musk could solve world hunger with the $40billion he’s using to buy (tw)shitter, couldn’t the U.S. congress do it instead with the $40billion they want to grift to Ukraine?

  39. Comment by Sobek on May 13, 2022 9:57 am

    “Unless it’s that by and large when you buy precious metals, you don’t actually buy precious metals, you buy a piece of paper that may or may not have metals behind it and/or be honored if the time comes.”

    I can confirm. I’ve talked to the people who saw their life savings wiped out in this kind of scam. They have a bunch of emails that say “yep, you own a bunch of gold coins,” and that’s all they have.

  40. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 9:58 am

    Debt is about to get expensive, so it’s entirely possible that the folks with money are taking on loans to buy land and other real estate holdings to sell them back at inflated prices down the line and keep the excess after paying off the loan. Gold holds value nicely, but land makes food and there’s only so much of it. This is my benign explanation for the Blackrock investments in housing, anyhow.

  41. Comment by Brother Tim on May 13, 2022 9:59 am

    Hell, I’m worried even about the “legit” operators right now. A lawless US Gov’t is the ultimate nightmare scenario, and brothers and sisters, that’s exactly what we’ve got right now.

  42. Comment by Brother Tim on May 13, 2022 10:01 am

    And leon is on target. Folks need places to grow food, to live, to work. “The folks who own the land” is damn near the definition of “who rules”.

    Of course you have to be able to HOLD the land as well.

    Expect things to get spicy.

  43. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 10:01 am

    Last night I saw a clip of yet another democrat harpie claim that abortions will curb inflation.

    At least when the Aztec priests claimed that the sacrifices to Tammuz would lead to a good harvest, the priests earnestly wanted the good harvest as much as anyone, and might actually have believed the bullshit.

    Yellen’s a shameless lying bitch and she knows it.

  44. Comment by Mitch on May 13, 2022 10:02 am

    McCain v. The Zero: no matter who won we all lost. Ditto with Willard. Politics is all just theater anyway. Be content with your bread and circus plebes while The Aristocrats do their important work. They neither want nor need your input.

  45. Comment by lumps on May 13, 2022 10:05 am

    Good morning.

    Slow start to the day. My whole body hurts and it was 80 million ultraMAGAdegrees fahrenHell in the bedroom last night because we had the windows closed all day while we were in NY. So sleep was hopelessly interrupted and generally not hap’nin.

    OK, time to go join Scott at the shop. Ciao and have a great weekend

  46. Comment by Hotspur on May 13, 2022 10:18 am

    Anyone that would buy gold and accept a fucking piece of paper as proof deserves to have their dick slammed in the shower door while preparing to go out on a date on which they hope to score.

  47. Comment by Brother Tim on May 13, 2022 10:26 am

    Welcome to the transition from a high-trust society to a gotta-be-high-to-trust society.

  48. Comment by Tex Lovera on May 13, 2022 10:41 am

    Hoooooly cow. She is hotter than Hell.

    Nice job, Pupster.

  49. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 13, 2022 10:55 am

    twitter: new vid, Fauci Ouchie! Get your vaccine!

  50. Comment by MJ on May 13, 2022 11:15 am

    10/10 can’t afford.

  51. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 13, 2022 11:17 am

    Awww, Fred Ward RIP

    Twitter: Fred Ward

    Remo is gone.

  52. Comment by mare on May 13, 2022 11:17 am

    Comment by Jay in Ames on May 13, 2022 10:55 am
    twitter: new vid, Fauci Ouchie! Get your vaccine!

    —–

    Now is the time to tell me to calm down, those motherf8ckers encouraging kids with this poison. Eff them and the dick-faced Fauce they’re idolizing.

  53. Comment by MJ on May 13, 2022 11:18 am

    The reason the fake conservatives are so invested in Ukraine is because they don’t know how to win.

    To think Ukraine is going to win this war is to love to be disappointed.

  54. Comment by mare on May 13, 2022 11:19 am

    Comment by MJ on May 13, 2022 11:15 am
    10/10 can’t afford.

    ——-

    hhahaha I was going to comment, this is the type of girl that heads of Arab countries get as a gift while a large commercial deal is in play.

  55. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 11:19 am

    RIP Mr Ward, you were the greatest superhero that never was.

  56. Comment by mare on May 13, 2022 11:20 am

    Ukraine has the 3rd most corrupt government.

    What frosts my ass is that even ONE billion is too much for these assholes to squirrel away in shady banking countries.

  57. Comment by MJ on May 13, 2022 11:21 am

    I think it’s cute that anyone thinks any of the money we send overseas to ‘do good’ for other countries actually does any good.

    It goes into the dictators bank account. Period.

  58. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 11:25 am

    Hey now, a substantial portion goes straight into the pockets of the assholes doing the “sending” too. The Z man doesn’t get the whole pot of gold.

  59. Comment by MJ on May 13, 2022 11:31 am

    Well, he spreads it around a little.

    It mostly gets spent on track suits, cars, drugs, whores, boats, etc.

  60. Comment by MJ on May 13, 2022 11:34 am

    Debt is getting very expensive for consumers, but not for large corporations that trade between each other.

  61. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 11:35 am

    If you gave me $40B I’d be learning how to make gasoline by burning rocks.

  62. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 11:37 am

    What are personal mortgage rates right now? I’m locked in at like 3% but that’s a 15 year loan I refi’d to in 2019.

  63. Comment by MJ on May 13, 2022 11:38 am

    The baby food thing is interesting. I don’t think it’s the role of the government to cajole companies to make anything but I do like that the right is throwing the kitchen sink at him over it. It’s a good issue.

  64. Comment by Jimbro on May 13, 2022 11:43 am

    buy gold and accept a fucking piece of paper as proof
    ——
    Physical only is the way to go. A single 1 oz. bullion gold coin is worth between $1800 and $1900 depending on how much you got bent over and securing even a hundred of them is manageable. That being said, I don’t have that problem.

  65. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 11:43 am

    It is the role of government to maintain trade routes and to get out of the way of private business delivering desired goods to American consumers, and the Junta has interfered in every possible way with the execution of legitimate business and access to energy to perform needed tasks (even down to closing formula plants and keeping them closed even after investigations cleared them of wrongdoing), so it’s a fair charge here.

  66. Comment by Jimbro on May 13, 2022 11:44 am

    abortions will curb inflation
    —–
    Helps with baby formula shortages as well

  67. Comment by mare on May 13, 2022 11:46 am

    How do you artificially produce human breast milk?

    Those are the exact words I keep hearing.

    Now, I get where you could mimic human breast milk. But it’s not breast milk.

  68. Comment by mare on May 13, 2022 11:49 am

    Comment by MJ on May 13, 2022 11:38 am
    The baby food thing is interesting. I don’t think it’s the role of the government to cajole companies to make anything but I do like that the right is throwing the kitchen sink at him over it. It’s a good issue.

    ——-

    MJ, that’s not the issue, the issue was the government shut down Abbott (manufacturer of baby formulas) because 4 babies got sick and 2 died. They INITIALLY thought it was bacteria at the Abbot plant, The plant said no (after running an investigation-who would believe them anyway), and even the FDA eventually said no it wasn’t the plant.

    Why have they not allowed them to restart production?

  69. Comment by Car in on May 13, 2022 11:50 am

    How do you artificially produce human breast milk?

    I think we need to ask Pete Buttplug how that works.

  70. Comment by Car in on May 13, 2022 11:53 am

    the plant had issues, but how serious? Labels were sometimes hard to read (dates/lot number) and the seams of some of the cans were buggy. Also – the FDA had some procedural issues – not all the proper T’s were getting crossed sort of thing.

    The FDA was told about it in OCTOBER. They didn’t issue a recall until after a late Jan investigation, and the recall was middle of February.

    But now we’re relying on this lazy, slow government agency to keep those babies alive?

    Fat chance. They only know how to STOP things. Not start or make stuff.

  71. Comment by Car in on May 13, 2022 11:57 am

    Why have they not allowed them to restart production?

    four day work-weeks, folks working from home, spring/summer breaks.

    You don’t expect them to work, do you?

  72. Comment by mare on May 13, 2022 12:04 pm

    Well, Carin has a point.

  73. Comment by Brother Tim on May 13, 2022 12:09 pm

    90% of Fed agencies need to be abolished. The survivors need to be cut by 90%. All those employees need to then be banned from government service for life, hired, appointed, or elected.

    It’s the only way to flush the culture, which is what desperately needs to be done to put things back on track. And I have no idea how to do it without a million rifles to force it.

  74. Comment by mare on May 13, 2022 12:28 pm

    Brother Tim, do you have a newsletter? I’d like to subscribe.

  75. Comment by Hotspur on May 13, 2022 1:16 pm

    I have a newsletter. I keep it rolled up on a bracket in the bathroom.

    I publish once a day.

  76. Comment by Jimbro on May 13, 2022 1:34 pm

    Went to 8 stores in 2 different cities to see if the baby formula shortage was really as bad as people on Twitter are saying: #NoBabyFormulaBiden pic.twitter.com/3Bn5AiwLUf

    — Anon News (@AnonNews14) May 11, 2022

  77. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 1:37 pm

    So the actual-real-life-Dr-Evil known as Klaus Schwab (author of the satanic bible for a new age COVID-19: The Great Reset) has said that Xi and Putin ‘have to go’ recently.

    Did the WEF initially arrange for Kung Flu to get rid of Xi?

  78. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 1:51 pm

    MJ, when were you going to tell us about your gig at Sports Illustrated?

  79. Comment by Hotspur on May 13, 2022 1:55 pm

    Just give your babies beer. It has all of the building blocks a healthy growing child needs.

    And it makes them less annoying.

  80. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 1:59 pm

    I have to show this model of a real unicorn to Possum after school.

  81. Comment by Hotspur on May 13, 2022 2:01 pm

    LOLTF

    MJ?

  82. Comment by Hotspur on May 13, 2022 2:02 pm

    Or Leon?

  83. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 2:09 pm

    MJ took that picture, he’s got the byline.

    My weenus is probably permaturtled from that pic.

  84. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 2:16 pm

    The updated Netflix Culture memo includes a new section called “Artistic Expression” that states that it will not “censor specific artists or voices” even if employees consider the content “harmful.”

    “If you’d find it hard to support our content breadth, Netflix may not be the best place for you,” the memo states, later adding that employees may be required to work on projects that they “perceive to be harmful” and that if they have a hard time accepting their work assignment, they might want to consider working somewhere else.

    The Musk effect appears to be gaining traction.

  85. Comment by Hotspur on May 13, 2022 2:18 pm

    The white chick on the left had his weenus removed. The black chick standing still has his. Can’t tell about the other white dude.

    The black chick sitting is doable. The kneeling black chick had his weenus removed too.

  86. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 2:27 pm

    They deliberately picked some of the ugliest players they could. Sitting black girl who is at least slightly attractive is only there because she chews carpet.

  87. Comment by Jimbro on May 13, 2022 2:41 pm

    nah bruh i'm done w stockX pic.twitter.com/jKCK4vYp86

    — Spac𝓮 ⭐️ (@sadcrib) May 13, 2022

  88. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 2:59 pm

    Anhydrous ammonia is up 235%. I bet you don’t see many of those trailer tanks left in the fields overnight lest the meth cookers drain them dry.

  89. Comment by Jimbro on May 13, 2022 3:00 pm

    End of an era in the Brady briefing room! Good luck, @jrpsaki pic.twitter.com/xr8bzLaA65

    — Peter Doocy (@pdoocy) May 13, 2022

  90. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 13, 2022 3:06 pm

    oh the meth cookers have been raiding anhydrous tanks for years.

  91. Comment by Sobek on May 13, 2022 3:07 pm

    Ace’s thoughts on Barnette mirror my own. So she maybe had something objectionable in her past (and that’s still a maybe)? And in response we’re going to throw our support behind an abortion-loving transition pimp? Please.

  92. Comment by Leon's new phone on May 13, 2022 3:10 pm

    I’m sure Pete will really go after the black diesel dyke taking over the job.

    Please, Snake, just type in the world code and hit SEND.

  93. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 13, 2022 3:11 pm

    twitter: Candace Owens shows up at BLM mansion, demands someone show up at gate, makes Patrice cry

    They just can’t stop lying. And Candace Breitbarts them.

  94. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 3:32 pm

    oh the meth cookers have been raiding anhydrous tanks for years.

    Yeah they have. I’m really surprised DHS or DEA doesn’t monitor the sale of it. A former co-worker used to own a nitro funny car, the “Chi-town Hustler”, one of the reasons he eventually sold it a few years ago was having to deal with DHS when buying nitromethane.

  95. Comment by Hotspur on May 13, 2022 3:34 pm

    If Psaki was a couple inches shorter she’d be at perfect cock height.

  96. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 13, 2022 3:55 pm

    twitter: Biden’s attempt to reappropriate “MAGA” and “ultra MAGA” was the result of a six-month research effort by liberal groups

    everything they touch is a dumpster fire.

  97. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 4:02 pm

    There’s a reason we just get urea.

  98. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 4:05 pm

    hmmm. Wondering if gators can survive in the Rio Grande. I don’t see why not.

  99. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 4:13 pm

    Is the reason because it IS monitored? I really don’t know, just assume it’s not since it’s readily available and never hear of farmers reporting theft of it.

  100. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 4:17 pm

    The monitoring makes for artificial scarcity, so the urea is much cheaper and easier to come by.

  101. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 4:22 pm

    could one of you add “, just like your mom” immediately before “since 2009” to the new blerg header?

  102. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 4:32 pm

    Brandon’s presser today regarding baby formula, another jumble of words that don’t belong together, along with stating he can’t read minds. No shit, he can’t even read his own.

  103. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 4:54 pm

    Christ, a retired general, Keane, is on tv now making stupid claims about Putin being routed in Ukraine. Do these bozo’s even have a clue Putin hasn’t played hardball in Ukraine. Fuckin’ay, quit begging for something you don’t want… or perhaps they do have serious wood for a real war. Those M.I.C. stocks would skyrocket, if their side wins without causing global extinction, eh?

  104. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 4:56 pm

    ^ someone need to do a 21st century remake of Dr. Strangelove. These guys are jerking off over the thought of war with Russia.

  105. Comment by Sobek on May 13, 2022 4:56 pm

    Today I’m going to mix short and long grain rice, because screw society and it’s so-called “rules,” man.

  106. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 5:04 pm

    I’ve done that, Sobek. Turns out pretty good.

  107. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 13, 2022 5:07 pm

    but, why?

  108. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 5:07 pm

    Twitter tanks on Musk putting the acquisition on hold. This is going to get interesting, they either freely give him data to support or deny their claim of <5% bogus accounts or Twitter makes a federal case of it and then comes discovery. Gotta start buying popcorn.

  109. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 5:09 pm

    but, why?
    Diversity. All Hail Diversity!

  110. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 5:10 pm

    ^ but I sure as hell wouldn’t try it when making a Risotto. Risotto hates diversity.

  111. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 5:11 pm

    but, why?

    No medium grain on hand in my case, so I mixed basmati and sushi rice and got the approximate mechanical properties I wanted.

  112. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 13, 2022 5:20 pm

    Dave Landau and Elijah Schaffer on Slighly Offensive. Wow.

  113. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 5:21 pm

    Hey all of ya. Maybe this was a local thing, in school sometimes they had this kind of a sticky rice they’d put a scoop of brown sugar on.
    Anyone know what that was / recipe? I may despise it now, but curious to try it again.

  114. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 5:21 pm

    Anthony Cumia on FNT.

  115. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 13, 2022 5:24 pm

    they used to do that for rice and milk, with cinnamon and sugar. Cheapo rice pudding.

  116. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 13, 2022 5:24 pm

    That show gets pretty racy, with pronstar and all.

  117. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 5:26 pm

    Chrissie’s talking about being on Gutfeld! the other night.

  118. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 5:27 pm

    Heh. I had an interesting moment this afternoon. I took the day off, went to the gas station to refill a propane tank, was following a motorcycle that suddenly slowed down & started weaving it was going so slow. I was about to become irate, turns out it was my former section manager at DePuy. I didn’t recognize him in street clothes. He retired a few months ago, was passing through my town and thought it was me behind him. Had a nice meet up with him at the gas station, was good talking to him.

  119. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 13, 2022 5:29 pm

    Not MAGA/MAGA/Ultra Maga

  120. Comment by Jay in Ames on May 13, 2022 5:29 pm

    I saw that one. She had some good one liners. She’s on Chad Prather’s show too.

  121. Comment by Thermadin on May 13, 2022 5:32 pm

    There is your problem right there. Rice isn’t a structural material, it is food. Here ends your materials lesson for the day.

  122. Comment by osoloco11 on May 13, 2022 5:37 pm

    Arroz con dulce, but Mexican not Puerto Rican.

  123. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 5:38 pm

    It has mechanical properties you Philistine.

  124. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 5:43 pm

    So, Sake & rice wine are food? inquiring minds need to know!

  125. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 5:45 pm

    Go make sushi with Uncle Ben’s finest and get back to me in sorrow and anguish with your sad plate of tossed rice salad.

  126. Comment by Sobek on May 13, 2022 5:47 pm

    “but, why?”

    Because I need a cup of rice, and I had a little less than a cup of long grain left, and I didn’t want to just throw it away.

  127. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 5:48 pm

    On the news right now. Pelosi blaming gas prices on “big oil price gouging”.

    It’d hurt us all in the short term, but oil companies just need to make a collective announcement that they’re shutting down all of their wells and refineries because Liberals have determined that they are indeed Satan incarnate.
    Let Liberals explain how the pain we’re feeling is not their fault after that.

  128. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 5:49 pm

    Texaco Shrugged.

  129. Comment by Pupster on May 13, 2022 5:50 pm

    1 Bottle Red Wine
    1 Cup Orange Juice
    1/2 Cup Brandy
    1/4 Cup Sugar
    1 Apple, sliced
    1 Cup Blueberries
    1 Cup Strawberries, sliced
    1 Can Seltzer

    Party boy wanted to add Mango, Peach and Raspberries

    Does this seem like sangria to y’all? I’m not a sangria guy but I volunteered.

  130. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 5:52 pm

    ^ who is John Galt?

  131. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 5:59 pm

    Pup. That sounds like it. For more ideas, check out some of the original Food network hosts shows. I remember seeing sangria recipes many moons ago. A good start might be Nick Stellino, not sure of the spelling, but if you look under his name, search both dot com and dot org. one requires payment for recipes, the other doesn’t, both contain the same recipes.
    I’m guessing that since he’s outta Seattle he’s ultra Lib, but they guy knows how to cook things that are out of this world.

  132. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 6:02 pm

    Sounds fruity, Pup. I’d add more brandy, but I like brandy, she’s a dirty girl and whispers to me sweetly.

  133. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 6:13 pm

    ^ doesn’t help ya with the Sangria dilemma, but his Garlic Shrimp & pasta was a weekly staple that only took about a half hour to go from nothing to plates on the table when taking care of Vonda after work, and was one of the few plates she would eat every bit of.

  134. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 6:15 pm

    Brandy is a fine girl, you old sailor.

  135. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 6:17 pm

    Oh man, FNT is watching “DEI” training videos and they are literally the most racist thing I’ve ever seen.

  136. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 6:37 pm

    BTW, Pup, nice work today. I really like that triangular gap at the top of the legs. definitely 10/10 on the other guys scale, 11/10 on mine.

  137. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 6:41 pm

    She’s too tall for a 10 for me. I can only go to 9.5.

  138. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 6:45 pm

    It’s her fault your ass was built too low to the ground. You going woke on us or something?

  139. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 6:46 pm

    sorry, that . should have been a ?

  140. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 6:49 pm

    She’s beautiful, but I always try to imagine if I actually had a shot would I take it. Her being taller lowers that assessment for me.

    I can’t help it, that’s just how my libido sees the world.

  141. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 6:55 pm

    Like, I went on a blind date once with a girl who was 6′. We both knew there was just no way it’d work, even though we had a great time and made each other laugh and so on.

  142. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 6:56 pm

    Constraints. I hate constraints…

  143. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 7:02 pm

    mixed race marriages are okay, but short & tall won’t work? I’m not getting that, but both of you walked away happy, that’s all that matters.

  144. Comment by osoloco11 on May 13, 2022 7:02 pm

    We carry Sangria. Already made. Chop some fruits.

  145. Comment by lumps on May 13, 2022 7:03 pm

    Best sangria I ever had was at a Spanish restaurant around here that was made with prosecco, peach brandy, and sliced citrus. Might have put some other fruits or juices in there but the crisp sparkling prosecco and peach booze really stood out as light, sweet, and yummy for Summer.

    I’d start with a bottle of chilled prosecco, add a few ounces of peachtree and a few squirts of lime juice, and taste. See what it needs, if anything. Add mixed citrus slices.

  146. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 7:10 pm

    When the woman is taller, it’s harder. It’s instinct or something. Go look at the stats. Women don’t marry down. For my part, I know that if I see a pretty girl in person and she’s taller, it’s like art in a museum. If she’s shorter? I can’t not look at her and have to force myself to look away.

  147. Comment by osoloco11 on May 13, 2022 7:16 pm

    Lumps knows her Sangria. Do Portuguese have a gazpacho?

  148. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 7:16 pm

    gotta learn to punch up. Ever seen that picture of the only WNBA player that isn’t a lesbian & her husband???

  149. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 7:27 pm

    I’ve been married 17 years, it’s academic at this point.

  150. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 7:31 pm

    ^ tall girls need lovin’ too!

  151. Comment by osoloco11 on May 13, 2022 7:33 pm

    I always felt huge around short guys. Part of my Bulimarexia. Fiancé before Dan was 5’10. He made me feel fat. I was 106#. Dan is 6’4”. As fat as I get, he makes me feel small. Compared to him, I am.

  152. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 7:34 pm

    But they gotta pay!

  153. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 7:35 pm

    I get it. Gotta keep peace. Your secret is safe HERE! wink wink

  154. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 7:46 pm

    I probably am not in a position to lecture, I’ve shrunk an inch in the past few years. Getting old sucks. used to be 5-10, last physical I was 5-9….and my lower back aches every damned morning.

  155. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 7:50 pm

    Get that pull up bar and start doing the hangs.

  156. Comment by Andy on May 13, 2022 7:57 pm

    ‘Sup? Is this a baby formula black market site now?

  157. Comment by osoloco11 on May 13, 2022 8:02 pm

    Nah, PJ is mostly on Twitter

  158. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 8:06 pm

    Good point on Business. Psaki had a job that couldn’t be done.
    Not making excuses for the nitwit, but she took the job assuming she’d be dealing with a somewhat, with low expectations, competent POTUS. Democrats F****d her just like they do everyone else. Mild empathy, but no sympathy. Now she transitions to MSNBC, where she hopes for a steady pay check and no one recognizes her, kind of like people that leave the pen.

  159. Comment by Andy on May 13, 2022 8:29 pm

    >> but she took the job assuming she’d be dealing with a somewhat, with low expectations, competent POTUS.

    Nah. She knew who and what Biden was.

  160. Comment by Scott on May 13, 2022 8:35 pm

    She knew……she knew………she knew the thing!

  161. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 8:35 pm

    The case against Oz
    https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc7ZmFM-VETDHb7SOUmJ8x_ebIXTcCWX8MeRBKW_gpy8BkhswtXDO3YwkgLeNLWvtDb7Fh0Lsy84Pd9xI-MJ_RRk2tP-6CfgK-HHjfvVDbi0z8vCUX1iAQBeZw0qsV2LBxfqS4_s13mxRXMehQlBg6aSJsh8uxqlvaKPOD4wpYaCOM5sgwQ3tWOR0EGA/s650

  162. Comment by osoloco11 on May 13, 2022 8:36 pm

    Lincoln Lawyer on Netflix. Totes independent of Bosch on Netflix.

  163. Comment by Dave's not here on May 13, 2022 8:37 pm

    “You have much more hair in your nose than my dad.
    How nice that you noticed.
    I’m a kid. It’s my job”

    Gotta love “Uncle Buck” for so many reasons.

  164. Comment by osoloco11 on May 13, 2022 8:41 pm

    NETFLIX studios in the Q. Lincoln Lawyer was filmed here.

  165. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 9:19 pm

    I miss John so much, but there’s no way he’d still be alive even now.

  166. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 9:20 pm

    I hope him and Farley are in heaven drinking beer and cracking eachother up.

  167. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 13, 2022 9:22 pm

    Never realized Psaki was that short or Peter Doocy was that tall. That’s an awful lot of bullshit in a small package.

    Played in the lab most of the day. Lying sack of shit at Langley said he would help me with a project report due COB today, an hour later he took off the rest of the day. I stayed until nearly 5:00 but I finished the damn thing.

  168. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 9:23 pm

    Never realized Psaki was that short

    *cries in shame*

  169. Comment by lumps on May 13, 2022 9:27 pm

    Any more parts of our national food supply go up in flames today?

  170. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 13, 2022 9:47 pm

    Leon, you would be at home at my family reunion. Most are shorter than me. Sister is 5′ 4″, nieces are close to that height. My favorite brother is 5′ 3″, his wife is 5′ 1″, their son is 5′ 2″, their daughter is 4′ 10″.

  171. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 13, 2022 9:49 pm

    I looked it up, Psaki is 5′ 5″, Doocy is 6′ 5″. I live with Doocys.

  172. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 9:53 pm

    No, the shame was because I’d hit that and I know awful that is.

    But yes my family’s pretty short on mom’s side.

  173. Comment by lumps on May 13, 2022 9:53 pm

    https://coolhunting.com/design/stephen-henrichs-infinity-bike-moves-without-wheels/

  174. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 10:04 pm

    But, why?

  175. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 13, 2022 10:05 pm

    You’d hit on Psaki?

    MJ?

  176. Comment by Andy on May 13, 2022 10:12 pm

    >> “It’s a bicycle with a frame and something like a fork. So, we have a handlebar, we have a saddle, we have peddles and all that. But apart from that, it’s something completely different.”

    Ummm … so you’re saying the wheels are different but otherwise it’s just a bike?

  177. Comment by leoncaruthers on May 13, 2022 10:24 pm

    No, I wouldn’t hit on MJ. I have standards.

  178. Comment by lumps on May 13, 2022 10:25 pm

    Another ‘writer’ who depends on spellcheck. Pedals.

  179. Comment by Hotspur on May 13, 2022 10:26 pm

    Calling bullshit on Socki being 5’-5”. Women lie about their height all the time. I bet 5’-2”. There is definitely more than a 10” difference between her and Doocy.

    And let’s face it, the cunt lies about everything.

  180. Comment by Hotspur on May 13, 2022 10:31 pm

    Oops, my bad. The difference would be 12. She’s still a lying cunt.

  181. Comment by Sobek on May 13, 2022 10:32 pm

    I haven’t heard this is forever, no idea why it popped into my head tonight:

  182. Comment by Sean M. on May 14, 2022 4:52 am

    Donnie entered Ralph’s perimeter.

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