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May 13, 2022
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Laughing at Joe Biden since March 2009
https://is.gd/O4uy8i
(youtube no sound)
Holy moly
That’s some high quality H2Ass right theyah
Daylights burning. I gotta get crackin’
Tree guy is on his way. Pray for oso.
Vienna Finger Cookie or Nookie as the case may be
high quality H2Ass
My thoughts as well.
I doubt she has an OnlyFans account and I don’t think she will have a bunch of sword swallowing gifs out there if you know what I mean (not checking!)
She’s gorgeous and if she was walking down the beach I’d do a triple take. Then enjoy watching women be mad at their husbands for admiring such a fine specimen of the female form.
Comment by Hotspur on May 12, 2022 6:12 pm
You used to want to make babies with Dan Crenshaw.
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I was a stupid dumbass.
/repeatedly stamps “APPROVED” as brain melts
Hadn’t heard that track in quite a while. Not his best IMO but hey, even bad Thoroughgood is better than most of the shite on the radio now.
wakey wakey
John McCain tried to warn us about Rand Paul
Trying to stop us from typing $40B into existence as a balance in an account, then sending it to the Romney, Pelosi, Biden, and Zelensky families and their hangers-on, all while poking the Bear and start a nuclear WW3: pawn of Putin.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright.
John McCain KNEW things.
Most of those things were wrong, but he knew things.
What’s really, really sick is how many useful idiots who don’t even get a cut are voting for it in congress or advocating for it on facechimp and twatter.
At least make them send you a fruit basket or something you cheap whores.
John McCain was a bought-off, cheating, backstabbing, POS.
You could always count on McCain …
… to stab you in the back and eff you over
*passes Jimbro a beer*
She’ll do.
I rank this one a high seed in the end-of-year BBF tourney.
Flag is at half-staff to mark 1 million covid deaths. How many could have be saved with vitamin D and ivermectin. White House Twitter flat out lies and says the vaccine wasn’t available until Biden became President. And here I thought they were setting up Trump to be responsible for all the vax deaths.
twitter: Barnette calls out Hannity and Oz
says the vaccine wasn’t available until Biden became President.
Shameless, wow
so has the hoarding of baby formula started yet?
I think that’s started already and is exacerbating the shortage. If you only need a couple, but there’s five on the shelf and you drove an hour 30 minutes to get there…
I was a stupid dumbass.
No, he was the stupid dumbass – fake, poser, grifter (Dan, take that stupid eye patch off. Nobody thinks you’re a badass other than your kids, and even they secretly think you’re a stupid dumbass.)
Mare, you were duped.
But I mean that in a good way.
LOL
John McCain – another fake, poser, grifter who tried to make people think he was badass.
He was a cum guzzling snake, and I regret voting for him. I should have just gone to the ghetto bar that day.
Comment by lumps on May 13, 2022 9:03 am
I think that’s started already and is exacerbating the shortage. If you only need a couple, but there’s five on the shelf and you drove an hour 30 minutes to get there…
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Lumps, I never hoarded toilet paper or paper towels, or anything for that matter but if we are talking about feeding my baby (or my grandchild) and we have the dumbasses in power that we do, I’m going to hoard.
Mare loves Hotspur.
Every place I’ve been to has a 2 per customer limit on baby formula. And that’s been in place for months.
Anyone hear anything about the movie “Family Camp”?
nope
This seems counterintuitive to me
https://www.coinnews.net/2022/05/12/gold-logs-over-3-month-low-silver-tumbles/
With stocks, bond yields, crypto and your mom all going down I would like to think gold and silver would be seen as a safe haven
Unless it’s that by and large when you buy precious metals, you don’t actually buy precious metals, you buy a piece of paper that may or may not have metals behind it and/or be honored if the time comes.
I would not rely on such at the moment. If you can’t hold it or set foot on it it’s not there. Plan accordingly.
Last night I saw a clip of yet another democrat harpie claim that abortions will curb inflation.
This wagon has zero chance of seeing peen.
Other than the plastic ones she keeps in her nightstand.
If Elon Musk could solve world hunger with the $40billion he’s using to buy (tw)shitter, couldn’t the U.S. congress do it instead with the $40billion they want to grift to Ukraine?
“Unless it’s that by and large when you buy precious metals, you don’t actually buy precious metals, you buy a piece of paper that may or may not have metals behind it and/or be honored if the time comes.”
I can confirm. I’ve talked to the people who saw their life savings wiped out in this kind of scam. They have a bunch of emails that say “yep, you own a bunch of gold coins,” and that’s all they have.
Debt is about to get expensive, so it’s entirely possible that the folks with money are taking on loans to buy land and other real estate holdings to sell them back at inflated prices down the line and keep the excess after paying off the loan. Gold holds value nicely, but land makes food and there’s only so much of it. This is my benign explanation for the Blackrock investments in housing, anyhow.
Hell, I’m worried even about the “legit” operators right now. A lawless US Gov’t is the ultimate nightmare scenario, and brothers and sisters, that’s exactly what we’ve got right now.
And leon is on target. Folks need places to grow food, to live, to work. “The folks who own the land” is damn near the definition of “who rules”.
Of course you have to be able to HOLD the land as well.
Expect things to get spicy.
Last night I saw a clip of yet another democrat harpie claim that abortions will curb inflation.
At least when the Aztec priests claimed that the sacrifices to Tammuz would lead to a good harvest, the priests earnestly wanted the good harvest as much as anyone, and might actually have believed the bullshit.
Yellen’s a shameless lying bitch and she knows it.
McCain v. The Zero: no matter who won we all lost. Ditto with Willard. Politics is all just theater anyway. Be content with your bread and circus plebes while The Aristocrats do their important work. They neither want nor need your input.
Good morning.
Slow start to the day. My whole body hurts and it was 80 million ultraMAGAdegrees fahrenHell in the bedroom last night because we had the windows closed all day while we were in NY. So sleep was hopelessly interrupted and generally not hap’nin.
OK, time to go join Scott at the shop. Ciao and have a great weekend
Anyone that would buy gold and accept a fucking piece of paper as proof deserves to have their dick slammed in the shower door while preparing to go out on a date on which they hope to score.
Welcome to the transition from a high-trust society to a gotta-be-high-to-trust society.
Hoooooly cow. She is hotter than Hell.
Nice job, Pupster.
twitter: new vid, Fauci Ouchie! Get your vaccine!
10/10 can’t afford.
Awww, Fred Ward RIP
Twitter: Fred Ward
Remo is gone.
Comment by Jay in Ames on May 13, 2022 10:55 am
twitter: new vid, Fauci Ouchie! Get your vaccine!
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Now is the time to tell me to calm down, those motherf8ckers encouraging kids with this poison. Eff them and the dick-faced Fauce they’re idolizing.
The reason the fake conservatives are so invested in Ukraine is because they don’t know how to win.
To think Ukraine is going to win this war is to love to be disappointed.
Comment by MJ on May 13, 2022 11:15 am
10/10 can’t afford.
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hhahaha I was going to comment, this is the type of girl that heads of Arab countries get as a gift while a large commercial deal is in play.
RIP Mr Ward, you were the greatest superhero that never was.
Ukraine has the 3rd most corrupt government.
What frosts my ass is that even ONE billion is too much for these assholes to squirrel away in shady banking countries.
I think it’s cute that anyone thinks any of the money we send overseas to ‘do good’ for other countries actually does any good.
It goes into the dictators bank account. Period.
Hey now, a substantial portion goes straight into the pockets of the assholes doing the “sending” too. The Z man doesn’t get the whole pot of gold.
Well, he spreads it around a little.
It mostly gets spent on track suits, cars, drugs, whores, boats, etc.
Debt is getting very expensive for consumers, but not for large corporations that trade between each other.
If you gave me $40B I’d be learning how to make gasoline by burning rocks.
What are personal mortgage rates right now? I’m locked in at like 3% but that’s a 15 year loan I refi’d to in 2019.
The baby food thing is interesting. I don’t think it’s the role of the government to cajole companies to make anything but I do like that the right is throwing the kitchen sink at him over it. It’s a good issue.
buy gold and accept a fucking piece of paper as proof
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Physical only is the way to go. A single 1 oz. bullion gold coin is worth between $1800 and $1900 depending on how much you got bent over and securing even a hundred of them is manageable. That being said, I don’t have that problem.
It is the role of government to maintain trade routes and to get out of the way of private business delivering desired goods to American consumers, and the Junta has interfered in every possible way with the execution of legitimate business and access to energy to perform needed tasks (even down to closing formula plants and keeping them closed even after investigations cleared them of wrongdoing), so it’s a fair charge here.
abortions will curb inflation
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Helps with baby formula shortages as well
How do you artificially produce human breast milk?
Those are the exact words I keep hearing.
Now, I get where you could mimic human breast milk. But it’s not breast milk.
Comment by MJ on May 13, 2022 11:38 am
The baby food thing is interesting. I don’t think it’s the role of the government to cajole companies to make anything but I do like that the right is throwing the kitchen sink at him over it. It’s a good issue.
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MJ, that’s not the issue, the issue was the government shut down Abbott (manufacturer of baby formulas) because 4 babies got sick and 2 died. They INITIALLY thought it was bacteria at the Abbot plant, The plant said no (after running an investigation-who would believe them anyway), and even the FDA eventually said no it wasn’t the plant.
Why have they not allowed them to restart production?
How do you artificially produce human breast milk?
I think we need to ask Pete Buttplug how that works.
the plant had issues, but how serious? Labels were sometimes hard to read (dates/lot number) and the seams of some of the cans were buggy. Also – the FDA had some procedural issues – not all the proper T’s were getting crossed sort of thing.
The FDA was told about it in OCTOBER. They didn’t issue a recall until after a late Jan investigation, and the recall was middle of February.
But now we’re relying on this lazy, slow government agency to keep those babies alive?
Fat chance. They only know how to STOP things. Not start or make stuff.
Why have they not allowed them to restart production?
four day work-weeks, folks working from home, spring/summer breaks.
You don’t expect them to work, do you?
Well, Carin has a point.
90% of Fed agencies need to be abolished. The survivors need to be cut by 90%. All those employees need to then be banned from government service for life, hired, appointed, or elected.
It’s the only way to flush the culture, which is what desperately needs to be done to put things back on track. And I have no idea how to do it without a million rifles to force it.
Brother Tim, do you have a newsletter? I’d like to subscribe.
I have a newsletter. I keep it rolled up on a bracket in the bathroom.
I publish once a day.
So the actual-real-life-Dr-Evil known as Klaus Schwab (author of the satanic bible for a new age COVID-19: The Great Reset) has said that Xi and Putin ‘have to go’ recently.
Did the WEF initially arrange for Kung Flu to get rid of Xi?
MJ, when were you going to tell us about your gig at Sports Illustrated?
Just give your babies beer. It has all of the building blocks a healthy growing child needs.
And it makes them less annoying.
I have to show this model of a real unicorn to Possum after school.
LOLTF
MJ?
Or Leon?
MJ took that picture, he’s got the byline.
My weenus is probably permaturtled from that pic.
The updated Netflix Culture memo includes a new section called “Artistic Expression” that states that it will not “censor specific artists or voices” even if employees consider the content “harmful.”
“If you’d find it hard to support our content breadth, Netflix may not be the best place for you,” the memo states, later adding that employees may be required to work on projects that they “perceive to be harmful” and that if they have a hard time accepting their work assignment, they might want to consider working somewhere else.
The Musk effect appears to be gaining traction.
The white chick on the left had his weenus removed. The black chick standing still has his. Can’t tell about the other white dude.
The black chick sitting is doable. The kneeling black chick had his weenus removed too.
They deliberately picked some of the ugliest players they could. Sitting black girl who is at least slightly attractive is only there because she chews carpet.
Anhydrous ammonia is up 235%. I bet you don’t see many of those trailer tanks left in the fields overnight lest the meth cookers drain them dry.
oh the meth cookers have been raiding anhydrous tanks for years.
Ace’s thoughts on Barnette mirror my own. So she maybe had something objectionable in her past (and that’s still a maybe)? And in response we’re going to throw our support behind an abortion-loving transition pimp? Please.
I’m sure Pete will really go after the black diesel dyke taking over the job.
Please, Snake, just type in the world code and hit SEND.
twitter: Candace Owens shows up at BLM mansion, demands someone show up at gate, makes Patrice cry
They just can’t stop lying. And Candace Breitbarts them.
oh the meth cookers have been raiding anhydrous tanks for years.
Yeah they have. I’m really surprised DHS or DEA doesn’t monitor the sale of it. A former co-worker used to own a nitro funny car, the “Chi-town Hustler”, one of the reasons he eventually sold it a few years ago was having to deal with DHS when buying nitromethane.
If Psaki was a couple inches shorter she’d be at perfect cock height.
twitter: Biden’s attempt to reappropriate “MAGA” and “ultra MAGA” was the result of a six-month research effort by liberal groups
everything they touch is a dumpster fire.
There’s a reason we just get urea.
hmmm. Wondering if gators can survive in the Rio Grande. I don’t see why not.
Is the reason because it IS monitored? I really don’t know, just assume it’s not since it’s readily available and never hear of farmers reporting theft of it.
The monitoring makes for artificial scarcity, so the urea is much cheaper and easier to come by.
could one of you add “, just like your mom” immediately before “since 2009” to the new blerg header?
Brandon’s presser today regarding baby formula, another jumble of words that don’t belong together, along with stating he can’t read minds. No shit, he can’t even read his own.
Christ, a retired general, Keane, is on tv now making stupid claims about Putin being routed in Ukraine. Do these bozo’s even have a clue Putin hasn’t played hardball in Ukraine. Fuckin’ay, quit begging for something you don’t want… or perhaps they do have serious wood for a real war. Those M.I.C. stocks would skyrocket, if their side wins without causing global extinction, eh?
^ someone need to do a 21st century remake of Dr. Strangelove. These guys are jerking off over the thought of war with Russia.
Today I’m going to mix short and long grain rice, because screw society and it’s so-called “rules,” man.
I’ve done that, Sobek. Turns out pretty good.
but, why?
Twitter tanks on Musk putting the acquisition on hold. This is going to get interesting, they either freely give him data to support or deny their claim of <5% bogus accounts or Twitter makes a federal case of it and then comes discovery. Gotta start buying popcorn.
but, why?
Diversity. All Hail Diversity!
^ but I sure as hell wouldn’t try it when making a Risotto. Risotto hates diversity.
but, why?
No medium grain on hand in my case, so I mixed basmati and sushi rice and got the approximate mechanical properties I wanted.
Dave Landau and Elijah Schaffer on Slighly Offensive. Wow.
Hey all of ya. Maybe this was a local thing, in school sometimes they had this kind of a sticky rice they’d put a scoop of brown sugar on.
Anyone know what that was / recipe? I may despise it now, but curious to try it again.
Anthony Cumia on FNT.
they used to do that for rice and milk, with cinnamon and sugar. Cheapo rice pudding.
That show gets pretty racy, with pronstar and all.
Chrissie’s talking about being on Gutfeld! the other night.
Heh. I had an interesting moment this afternoon. I took the day off, went to the gas station to refill a propane tank, was following a motorcycle that suddenly slowed down & started weaving it was going so slow. I was about to become irate, turns out it was my former section manager at DePuy. I didn’t recognize him in street clothes. He retired a few months ago, was passing through my town and thought it was me behind him. Had a nice meet up with him at the gas station, was good talking to him.
Not MAGA/MAGA/Ultra Maga
I saw that one. She had some good one liners. She’s on Chad Prather’s show too.
There is your problem right there. Rice isn’t a structural material, it is food. Here ends your materials lesson for the day.
Arroz con dulce, but Mexican not Puerto Rican.
It has mechanical properties you Philistine.
So, Sake & rice wine are food? inquiring minds need to know!
Go make sushi with Uncle Ben’s finest and get back to me in sorrow and anguish with your sad plate of tossed rice salad.
“but, why?”
Because I need a cup of rice, and I had a little less than a cup of long grain left, and I didn’t want to just throw it away.
On the news right now. Pelosi blaming gas prices on “big oil price gouging”.
It’d hurt us all in the short term, but oil companies just need to make a collective announcement that they’re shutting down all of their wells and refineries because Liberals have determined that they are indeed Satan incarnate.
Let Liberals explain how the pain we’re feeling is not their fault after that.
Texaco Shrugged.
1 Bottle Red Wine
1 Cup Orange Juice
1/2 Cup Brandy
1/4 Cup Sugar
1 Apple, sliced
1 Cup Blueberries
1 Cup Strawberries, sliced
1 Can Seltzer
Party boy wanted to add Mango, Peach and Raspberries
Does this seem like sangria to y’all? I’m not a sangria guy but I volunteered.
^ who is John Galt?
Pup. That sounds like it. For more ideas, check out some of the original Food network hosts shows. I remember seeing sangria recipes many moons ago. A good start might be Nick Stellino, not sure of the spelling, but if you look under his name, search both dot com and dot org. one requires payment for recipes, the other doesn’t, both contain the same recipes.
I’m guessing that since he’s outta Seattle he’s ultra Lib, but they guy knows how to cook things that are out of this world.
Sounds fruity, Pup. I’d add more brandy, but I like brandy, she’s a dirty girl and whispers to me sweetly.
^ doesn’t help ya with the Sangria dilemma, but his Garlic Shrimp & pasta was a weekly staple that only took about a half hour to go from nothing to plates on the table when taking care of Vonda after work, and was one of the few plates she would eat every bit of.
Brandy is a fine girl, you old sailor.
Oh man, FNT is watching “DEI” training videos and they are literally the most racist thing I’ve ever seen.
BTW, Pup, nice work today. I really like that triangular gap at the top of the legs. definitely 10/10 on the other guys scale, 11/10 on mine.
She’s too tall for a 10 for me. I can only go to 9.5.
It’s her fault your ass was built too low to the ground. You going woke on us or something?
sorry, that . should have been a ?
She’s beautiful, but I always try to imagine if I actually had a shot would I take it. Her being taller lowers that assessment for me.
I can’t help it, that’s just how my libido sees the world.
Like, I went on a blind date once with a girl who was 6′. We both knew there was just no way it’d work, even though we had a great time and made each other laugh and so on.
Constraints. I hate constraints…
mixed race marriages are okay, but short & tall won’t work? I’m not getting that, but both of you walked away happy, that’s all that matters.
We carry Sangria. Already made. Chop some fruits.
Best sangria I ever had was at a Spanish restaurant around here that was made with prosecco, peach brandy, and sliced citrus. Might have put some other fruits or juices in there but the crisp sparkling prosecco and peach booze really stood out as light, sweet, and yummy for Summer.
I’d start with a bottle of chilled prosecco, add a few ounces of peachtree and a few squirts of lime juice, and taste. See what it needs, if anything. Add mixed citrus slices.
When the woman is taller, it’s harder. It’s instinct or something. Go look at the stats. Women don’t marry down. For my part, I know that if I see a pretty girl in person and she’s taller, it’s like art in a museum. If she’s shorter? I can’t not look at her and have to force myself to look away.
Lumps knows her Sangria. Do Portuguese have a gazpacho?
gotta learn to punch up. Ever seen that picture of the only WNBA player that isn’t a lesbian & her husband???
I’ve been married 17 years, it’s academic at this point.
^ tall girls need lovin’ too!
I always felt huge around short guys. Part of my Bulimarexia. Fiancé before Dan was 5’10. He made me feel fat. I was 106#. Dan is 6’4”. As fat as I get, he makes me feel small. Compared to him, I am.
But they gotta pay!
I get it. Gotta keep peace. Your secret is safe HERE! wink wink
I probably am not in a position to lecture, I’ve shrunk an inch in the past few years. Getting old sucks. used to be 5-10, last physical I was 5-9….and my lower back aches every damned morning.
Get that pull up bar and start doing the hangs.
‘Sup? Is this a baby formula black market site now?
Nah, PJ is mostly on Twitter
Good point on Business. Psaki had a job that couldn’t be done.
Not making excuses for the nitwit, but she took the job assuming she’d be dealing with a somewhat, with low expectations, competent POTUS. Democrats F****d her just like they do everyone else. Mild empathy, but no sympathy. Now she transitions to MSNBC, where she hopes for a steady pay check and no one recognizes her, kind of like people that leave the pen.
>> but she took the job assuming she’d be dealing with a somewhat, with low expectations, competent POTUS.
Nah. She knew who and what Biden was.
She knew……she knew………she knew the thing!
The case against Oz
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Lincoln Lawyer on Netflix. Totes independent of Bosch on Netflix.
“You have much more hair in your nose than my dad.
How nice that you noticed.
I’m a kid. It’s my job”
Gotta love “Uncle Buck” for so many reasons.
NETFLIX studios in the Q. Lincoln Lawyer was filmed here.
I miss John so much, but there’s no way he’d still be alive even now.
I hope him and Farley are in heaven drinking beer and cracking eachother up.
Never realized Psaki was that short or Peter Doocy was that tall. That’s an awful lot of bullshit in a small package.
Played in the lab most of the day. Lying sack of shit at Langley said he would help me with a project report due COB today, an hour later he took off the rest of the day. I stayed until nearly 5:00 but I finished the damn thing.
Never realized Psaki was that short
*cries in shame*
Any more parts of our national food supply go up in flames today?
Leon, you would be at home at my family reunion. Most are shorter than me. Sister is 5′ 4″, nieces are close to that height. My favorite brother is 5′ 3″, his wife is 5′ 1″, their son is 5′ 2″, their daughter is 4′ 10″.
I looked it up, Psaki is 5′ 5″, Doocy is 6′ 5″. I live with Doocys.
No, the shame was because I’d hit that and I know awful that is.
But yes my family’s pretty short on mom’s side.
https://coolhunting.com/design/stephen-henrichs-infinity-bike-moves-without-wheels/
But, why?
You’d hit on Psaki?
MJ?
>> “It’s a bicycle with a frame and something like a fork. So, we have a handlebar, we have a saddle, we have peddles and all that. But apart from that, it’s something completely different.”
Ummm … so you’re saying the wheels are different but otherwise it’s just a bike?
No, I wouldn’t hit on MJ. I have standards.
Another ‘writer’ who depends on spellcheck. Pedals.
Calling bullshit on Socki being 5’-5”. Women lie about their height all the time. I bet 5’-2”. There is definitely more than a 10” difference between her and Doocy.
And let’s face it, the cunt lies about everything.
Oops, my bad. The difference would be 12. She’s still a lying cunt.
I haven’t heard this is forever, no idea why it popped into my head tonight:
Donnie entered Ralph’s perimeter.
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