This post is a uniter, not a divider…..

Butt Drugs

(Colorado Alex) Some more “content”

July 16, 2020
Categories: #H2, amazing post, As Little as Possible, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, Balls, bangin' your bud, BOOP!, Caffeine, california lesbian in love, Consumption, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dang. I mean...dang., Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Federal Witness Protection Program, fire in the hole, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Garden, gardenblogging, General Bitching, Genital Itch, Glitter Shit, goatse, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Snake juice guzzler, Whiny little twerp . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 192 Comments

Oh my goodness, how did this get posted?….again

July 1, 2020
Categories: American Hero, Big Stones, butt-pokey blues, Double or nothing, FUCK SALT!!!, I used to be funneh and shit, I'm 7 Indians, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, Luckiest Dog Alive, ManBearPig, Never Gonna Give You Up, new post, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Old Spice, Peace Through Douche, Snake juice guzzler . Tags: . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 165 Comments

OK, Since No One Asked For It

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June 4, 2020
Categories: #H2, ACHOO!, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Beaver Button, CHAD, foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, Hostages Legal Aid, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, just another jimbroglio, Maxi Pads, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, riding the cock carousel, shit squirters, show me your tits, soakin' the ole T-bone, Taint Tanner, Tastes More Like Regular, This is fucking bullshit, Three card Monte, weiner . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 211 Comments

A Primer On Gretchen Whitmer

The fine governor of Michigan  (and possible VP candidate, which means future POTUS because, let’s be honest, Biden isn’t going to make it long) has been in the news a LOT, so perhaps this should have been done long ago.   Better late then never, so here we go.

Gretchen Esther Whitmer (born August 23, 1971) is an American politician serving as the 49th governor of Michigan.

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May 21, 2020
Categories: Does this look infected?, Don't Make Me Kill You, Earworm dammit, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Fuck golf, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Fucking Wagon, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, General Bitching, Hosefuckers, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Car in . Comments: 113 Comments

Thanksgiving Meme

You know what song is gonna be the theme this week, dontcha?

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November 26, 2019
Categories: Earworm dammit, FUCK SALT!!!, FUCK YOU ICE, General Bitching, Snake juice guzzler, The Bear Is Loose, The Cat's Pajamas, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Turkey Taint, your mom's flower . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 196 Comments

Meme was Yesterday

No, we haven’t skipped Tuesday, stay tuned!

I know, you were scared. It’s ok.

I’ll give you some memes now.

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October 8, 2019
Categories: Baconwrappedboobbeer, Bowel Prep, cat blogging, conspiracy theory, Douche-bagger, Federal Witness Protection Program, Fuck golf, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Fucking Wagon, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Good Stupid, Heads I win, Huevos divorciados, is there such a thing as bad head, lazy bastards anonymous, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, misogyny, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, One Foot Muff, personal junk, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Rocky Dennis, Smoke a pole, Snake juice guzzler, Summaries, The More You Know, Totally Nude, We don't need no stinking categories, Yellow Fever, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 102 Comments

Black Betty, err, meme, whatever…

Let’s light this candle!

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August 13, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, #H2, #hashtag, #Reboob, Blankie, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Fuck golf, FUCK SALT!!!, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 87 Comments

Simple + Machine = Simple Machine

I remember reading about simple machines back in elementary school. Probably read it in an encyclopedia one day. Yeah, pre-internet, pre-video games we lived a boring life. Our parents bought the World Book Encyclopedia and we actually used it since going to the library was a pain in the ass when you didn’t have a car. Or driver’s license for that matter. This quote always puzzled me as a kid

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February 28, 2019
Categories: #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, cats are evul, CHAD, Douche-bagger, FUCK SALT!!!, FUCK YOU ICE, Granny Clinton, Hambone, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, My Sharona, Nasal Nostalgia, North American Goat Love Association, open your chaste mouth, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, riding the cock carousel, Snake juice guzzler, supersonic faggotronic, Tincture of iodine, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Turkey Taint . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 138 Comments

Erectioneering Tuesday

As we all know, 110% of the voting populace hate the evul teerump so we all need to buck up and follow the proggie game plan –

Vote Early:

Vote Often:

 

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November 6, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #hashtag, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, erection day coverage, Federal Witness Protection Program, FUCK SALT!!! . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 143 Comments

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