Thanksgiving Meme

You know what song is gonna be the theme this week, dontcha?

Thanksgiving

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November 26, 2019
Categories: Earworm dammit, FUCK SALT!!!, FUCK YOU ICE, General Bitching, Snake juice guzzler, The Bear Is Loose, The Cat's Pajamas, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Turkey Taint, your mom's flower . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 196 Comments

Meme was Yesterday

No, we haven’t skipped Tuesday, stay tuned!

I know, you were scared. It’s ok.

I’ll give you some memes now.

HeyLoser

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October 8, 2019
Categories: Baconwrappedboobbeer, Bowel Prep, cat blogging, conspiracy theory, Douche-bagger, Federal Witness Protection Program, Fuck golf, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Fucking Wagon, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Good Stupid, Heads I win, Huevos divorciados, is there such a thing as bad head, lazy bastards anonymous, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, misogyny, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, One Foot Muff, personal junk, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Rocky Dennis, Smoke a pole, Snake juice guzzler, Summaries, The More You Know, Totally Nude, We don't need no stinking categories, Yellow Fever, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 102 Comments

Black Betty, err, meme, whatever…

Let’s light this candle!

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August 13, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, #H2, #hashtag, #Reboob, Blankie, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Fuck golf, FUCK SALT!!!, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 87 Comments

Simple + Machine = Simple Machine

I remember reading about simple machines back in elementary school. Probably read it in an encyclopedia one day. Yeah, pre-internet, pre-video games we lived a boring life. Our parents bought the World Book Encyclopedia and we actually used it since going to the library was a pain in the ass when you didn’t have a car. Or driver’s license for that matter. This quote always puzzled me as a kid

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February 28, 2019
Categories: #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, cats are evul, CHAD, Douche-bagger, FUCK SALT!!!, FUCK YOU ICE, Granny Clinton, Hambone, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, My Sharona, Nasal Nostalgia, North American Goat Love Association, open your chaste mouth, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, riding the cock carousel, Snake juice guzzler, supersonic faggotronic, Tincture of iodine, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Turkey Taint . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 138 Comments

Erectioneering Tuesday

As we all know, 110% of the voting populace hate the evul teerump so we all need to buck up and follow the proggie game plan –

Vote Early:

Vote Often:

 

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November 6, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #hashtag, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, erection day coverage, Federal Witness Protection Program, FUCK SALT!!! . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 143 Comments

End Of May, Ayuh, It’s Soon To Be June

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Jay’s new workers are not the sharpest pencils in town.

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May 31, 2018
Categories: #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, Cheese Log Guzzler, FUCK SALT!!!, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, illuminati, Methadone Clinic Cougar, shut your whore mouth, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 209 Comments

Mental Problems – POS Ponderings

Sometimes I’d like to start out a conversation with Fuck You!! I’ve been told that that’s rude and I need to moderate my tone. That’s like only having one drink when you’re out with the boyz trying to get crunk.

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November 21, 2017
Categories: alcohol, asshole, Beaver Button, Birthday Beat Down, Boobs, Booze, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chubs, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Don't Make Me Kill You, Douche-bagger, Drugs, Follically challenged, foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, General Bitching, Genital Itch, Grippe, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Hosefuckers, It must be true!, Kinky Afro, Lactation, Man-Lesbian, Man-lesbians, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, misogyny, Moist, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, new post needed ASAP!!!, Nice Melons, NOT another post by Pupster, O, One Foot Muff, oy!!, people make me sick, POON!, pruritus ani, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", Rub meat, Sandra Fluke, shut your whore mouth, Snake juice guzzler, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Sure Why Not, The Bear Is Loose, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tuesday, vagine, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, Your mom sends her love, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 132 Comments

HHD – Monkey Style

So – it’s an honor to be allowed to fill in for teh Rocket Chick; i’ll try not to fail to launch this bitch in an appropriate manner (one that your mom would like).

I went the extra mile and commissioned a song to be written specifically for this poat – leon’s pricing was a bit high but he promised that he wouldn’t eat too many ‘shrooms whilst composing this amazing journey of musical  majesty –

What do you think?

Enjoy:

 

now onward to the hunky humps that the hostagettes and jewstin have been waiting for:

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August 9, 2017
Categories: alcohol, bad trip, Beauty Personified, beefcake, Belly Button Micro Penis, Booze, braunschweiger, Bunker Pants!, but not the good kind, Cash for Crunkers, Chicks dig a nice tool, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Don't Make Me Kill You, Drugs, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, homophobe, Hosefuckers, Kinky Afro, Man-lesbians, oy!!, pelvic thrust, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Rub meat, Suck It., supersonic faggotronic, teh funny, transphobe, Where's Cyn?, you might be gay if you like this . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 161 Comments

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