Hello, and welcome to the 2023 Big Boob Friday Semi-Finals, Round 1.
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#1 – EMMA JAHIC
Aggregate Like Score of 8.
Your model for today was born October 2nd, 1998 in Tuzla, Bosnia and Herzegovina. She stands about yay big and measures up pretty nice thankyouverymuch. Please greet Miss Emina Jahic.
Comment by Vmaximus on May 26, 2023 7:15 am
Great job Pups!
When I saw this one I thought Rosie would approve.
Comment by mare on May 26, 2023 6:51 am
If she wants to maintain her waist to boob ratio she better lay off that pizza.
Comment by Tex Lovera on May 26, 2023 12:41 pm
Hot damn. She looks like she won’t break easy, that’s for sure.
Pupster, ya outdone yerself!!!
#2 – ALEXIS FAYE
Aggregate Like Score of 8.
Your model for today was born February 21st, 1992 in Lviv, Ukraine. She stands 5′ 9″ and measures 38 – 30 – 40 and 179 lbs. Please put out a snack tray for Miss Alexsis Faye aka Alexis Faye / Alexsis .
Comment by Pendejo on May 5, 2023 7:31 am
The founding father of BBF (RIP bro) would love this Slavic stunner. You definitely want an escape plan if you’re brave enough to party with her.
Comment by Pendejo on May 5, 2023 7:33 am
And by escape plan I mean standing doggie style.
Comment by mare on May 5, 2023 7:36 am
That’s referred to as the “K” position.
Comment by leoncaruthers on May 5, 2023 7:51 am
It’s not even 8am and I already learned something new.
Comment by MJ (ghee/ghem) on May 5, 2023 8:33 am
7/10 would smash. She could probably rest her boobs on my head.
Comment by MJ (ghee/ghem) on May 5, 2023 8:34 am
“That’s referred to as the “K” position.”
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I can’t believe mare taught me that. Today is going to be weird.
#3 – RACHEL STUHLMANN
Aggregate Like Score of 9.
Your model for today was born April 26th, 1991 in Missouri, USA. She stands 6′ even and measures 35 – 25 – 38 and 135 lbs. Please suspend your disbelief for Miss Rachel Stuhlmann.
Comment by Tex Lovera on June 30, 2023 8:57 am
Hot Damn. 6 feet tall, athletic and built like that?
She is RIGHT in my wheelhouse.
OUTFUCKINGSTANDING, pupster.
Comment by lumps on June 30, 2023 9:35 am
She’s like Wonder Woman except Lynda Carter was better looking and her girls were real.
Comment by Hotspur on June 30, 2023 9:38 am
Her head is too small for her tits.
Comment by MJ (k/k-style) on June 30, 2023 9:48 am
What’s the consensus? 8/10 would smash.
I dated a girl for years that was 6 ft. Lovely girl, turned out to be completely crazy. Dodged a bullet there.
#4 – BRANDY RENEE
Aggregate Like Score of 11.
Your model for today was born February 24th, 1994 in Corbin, Kentucky. She stands 5′ 1″ and measures 36 – 28 – 38 and 137 lbs. Please allow me to introduce Miss Brandy Renee.
Comment by lumps on June 16, 2023 8:25 am
Nice costume. Aren’t elves usually under 160#?
*scampers off, serpentine*
Comment by Pupster on June 16, 2023 8:32 am
Only Fans elves are known to be of unusual size. OFEOUS.
Comment by MJ (k/k-style) on June 16, 2023 8:40 am
Eh. Tough one.
6/10 would smash.
Comment by mare on June 16, 2023 8:35 am
She is a perfect BBF. Skanky, thicc, slutty, loves the double entendre, not MENSA, and willing to do whatever it takes to get the attention daddy never gave her.
She’s our gal!
She has nice skin. On her face.
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
Someone has been adding dirt to lump’s garden.
The plot thickens.
I like to mull my decision over before casting my vote. You were right, some heavy hitters in this bunch. I probably won’t wait too long though … it’s the day of rage brought to us from Hamas and who knows what could happen
I got 72 virgins and this octet of boobs ain’t a one of them
Wait, the day of rage is today? I’m sorry, I didn’t get you anything.
Tweeter won’t let me post a little 6 second video. Weird.
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Old twitter bought Vine at the peak of its popularity and kilt it for some reason. Eliminating competition? Stealing proprietary information legally? Who knows but killing Vine was a travesty worthy of its own day of rage …
Anyone on X ought to repost this baby to increase the ogles and votes:
https://x.com/greenebro/status/1712786040975491316?s=20
Brandy erry time.
Day of rage. Pfft, I rage every fucking day.
Good morning, cheesebags. Are you guys actually trying to promote this blog? Does this mean there’s a bunch of lurkers here now?
*feeling shy*
*runs away*
Well my day of rage is complete. I went to link the naked swat hump gif for everyone’s raging pleasure and it’s….gone.
404
*smashes internet with large black dong
I also posted a comment at the mothership. Pupster’s hard work of searching the web for boobs shouldn’t be given short shrift. It’s a slog – I remember those days of wading through smut trying to find just the right harlot.
Hard times make soft boobs. Soft boobs make hard men.
A little more on the oil thing
https://www.wsj.com/articles/exxon-buys-pioneer-natural-resources-darren-woods-fracking-oil-and-gas-biden-regulations-a4aeb062?mod=Searchresults_pos1&page=1
Since it’s probably behind the paywall and that link ^^^ looks sketch AF I’ll include a couple of relevant paragraphs:
“In response to criticism of its climate policies, the Biden Administration has been pointing out that U.S. oil production is set to surpass pre-pandemic levels this year. But Canada achieved this milestone last year, and U.S. output has been increasing mainly because producers are running down their inventory of drilled but uncompleted wells.
Since January 2020, the number of such wells has dropped to 830 from 3,330 in the Permian. The Administration continues to slow-walk new drilling permits and leases, which increases the incentive for producers to grow by acquisition. How ironic that Mr. Biden’s climate policies create an incentive for big players to get bigger.”
Hard times make soft boobs. Soft boobs make hard men.
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It’ll be damn near impossible for me to push that quote out of my head, thanks!
I did not dream of a new career, but I did think maybe I should consider taking the time to learn something actually interesting like UE5 and try to contribute to an indy game or two, since AAA gaming has decided that the pronoun choice feature is sacrosanct and female NPCs must be ugly, or actually men.
I do not understand how, since the lab leak theory has been identified as probably true, the entire world has not filed suit against the US government for funding the creation of a virus that killed millions of people. How the fuck are they getting away with this?
There was no check made out to Wuhan Lab with ‘For Pandemic Creation’ in the memo line.
That’s the standard now, I think.
Who would sue them where? US citizens have no standing, and we aren’t part of the international court scam.
The traditional remedy for what our government did is war, and we’re likely getting that soon enough.
I would not be overly surprised if someone McVeigh’d a NIAD building, but I think for a lot of folks it’s personal.
That repugnant gnome will never move about without security again. Ditto that Wallensky witch.
Pupster slaves away constantly in the content mines to bring us only the finest memes and boobage. For that, I salute you!
/snappy salute
/gives self concussion
/loses consciousness
Rachel can juggle, so that puts her above all the others.
What sounded like a massive helicopter flew over the house this morning. Never had that happen before so I’m guessing trip-dubya-tree inched a bit closer.
Happy Friday the 13th, everyone!
Wakey
It just got really dusty here …
https://www.yahoo.com/news/tragic-story-israeli-couple-killed-170311162.html
I guess I shouldn’t be astonished that, like with funding disaster aid to Hawaii, they are trying to use the bill funding Israel aid as a vehicle to funnel more money to Ukraine.
Feels like they are looting us more frantically now, because they know the music is about to stop.
the newest dark horse podcast (Bret weinstein) with Efrat Fenigson is tough to listen to, but I think it’s vital. we are being led into war by Hamas. the brutality is the point. and we are reacting just like they wanted.
they sacrificed Gaza to their version of the new world order, and the antiwest lineage model for the world that has ruled for millenia is getting a foothold against the superior west.
I listened to it as well, Jay. And I see the point but I think there was also a line crossed that generates a possible outcome that is so bad and stupid that it’s now my favorite.
Israel depopulates Gaza and because we are so dumb, we take them all and resettle them here.
And because the president is essentially a bag of fluid waiting to die, a person like Pete Buttigieg or Samantha Powers will make the decision because ‘hate has no home here, and this is not who we are.’
So get ready for the Pali resettlement in the reddest possible location. It’s not like they’re going to take up residence near Cambridge.
right in the middle of Texas. probably near Austin so they can keep an eye on it
Ft Wayne, IN. Columbus, OH. They already pozzed IL, MI, and WI. Gotta conquer the remainder of the Great Lakes states.
How’s everyone’s Jihad Day going?
Working as hard as a man handed a pink slip can be expected to.
There’s a cleared area on Maui where they could re-settle them.
got my pellet gun ranged and sighted in from the basement window bunker.
watch out hadji!
We both went to work strapped today. Why not, eh. Also texted MIL and asked her to stay away from certain areas of her town.
Closest I got to a terrorist was my 6 year old climbing in bed this morning.
tlaib has her flag, ive got my uniform
This is fine.
https://rumble.com/v3ouwry-who-threat.html
Every international organization or NGO is a threat to America. Americans should refuse to abide by any agreement our incompetent leadership endorses concerning these entities, and drive any members of these entities from our territory.
We could start with the deadbeat cumguzzlers at the United Nations.
But nobody has the balls for that.
Or to paraphrase Uncle Joe, how many battalions does WHO have?
Welp, no sign of trouble here in the Deep South. Not that I actually expected any, even Ham Ass isn’t THAT stupid.
Busy today. You guys fill in for me. Keep up the good work.
I’m going to watch this now to reset my brain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGx-eHNdBHw
I handed my car over to a middle eastern guy today.
He was a valet. ANd he gave it back.
ANd he gave it back
Probably reeking of shawarma
Did you check the undercarriage for IEDs?
I liked the song title.
mmm shawarma sounds good.
grandma has kittens all over. guess we’ll have questions about getting a cat now
Sounds like good advice to avoid having to use the Colorado Office of Public Defenders. They seem insane.
https://areaocho.com/not-woke-enough/
Israel is starting to go in, in the northern strip.
My advice to the Israeli’s, when you find tunnel entrances, don’t send soldiers in. Park internal combustion propelled vehicles at the entrance. pipe the exhaust into the tunnels. Let carbon monoxide do its job, sparing your soldiers.
For those worried about hostages. They’re already dead. It’s Hamas’ trademark.
https://x.com/LuckyPupster/status/1712964993803559206?s=20
She might be a little too fun.
Reverse cow girl!
I had the Gaza cam open on my computer for like 4 days and then I went out for a beer with a friend and now they start the war.
OMGYES!
https://tinyurl.com/3eu8cy8e
“The science is settled”
OMGYES!
We’re not going to make it, are we?
Comment by Lumps on October 13, 2023 1:49 pm
We both went to work strapped today.
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I thought the hump had its own defensive reflexes built in…
I thought the hump had its own defensive reflexes built in
The Iron Hump is effective against rocket attacks, but you’ll want an array of options.
https://x.com/Arlpost/status/1712989101987697093?s=20
Y’all remember this?
Mini-me got a job offer and celebrated by buying a big metal chicken. She has wanted one ever since I read that story aloud (censoring the knock, knock, motherfucker bit). She then put it in a friend’s guest bed with covers all tucked in, big red rooster head sticking out. It was a day and a half before he discovered it, but he knew the culprit was my daughter. Going to see if I can get permission to post the photo. It’s not a rusty oil drum, either, this is a *classy* big metal chicken. Hahahahahahaha
Disease epidemics ravaged Patagonia.
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