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Your model for today was born May 18th, 1998 in Prescott, Arizona. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 34 – 24 – 34 and 115 lbs. Please welcome Miss Hannah Palmer.
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Good song
Heat pump installers are coming at 0830 for an assessment of our house and to give a quote. We’re probably big enough to have two installed but what do I know. Every time I read about heat pumps I can’t avoid seeing that there are rebates available. For some reason I never qualify for the rebates or financial assistance but who knows, this time may be different.
Kudos to her plastic surgeon if those are fakies, they jiggle like the real thing
Ollie In The Crate is going very well. The main issue we’re having is with Lola and Rowan. We use a treat to get Ollie in his crate, so far so good. When Lola gets a treat to go in her crate something happens known only to the dogs where she starts barking aggressively and then Rowan loses his shit and we have 5 minutes of nonstop aggression until they CTFD. Then, like clockwork, when I close my kindle and finally go to sleep it happens again. The next day when they’re out of their crates all is good and things are back to normal. Really weird. As Paula has said many times, we wish we could understand what they’re communicating when that happens. When we first got her and put her in the crate this used to happen but it died down until we started putting Ollie in his crate again. We need a dog psychiatrist.
g’mern
Fun-packed day today. I told Scott I’m taking the day off and he stuck his lower lip out. Told him a pigeon was gonna poop on it. I’m going in to the shop to work over the weekend anyway.
*clean the kitchen
*clean out the porch (this is actually not a real porch but a big messy 3-season room we store shit in, so akin to emptying a basement)
*get to the restaurant supply place and procure some meats for canning and some other meats for freezing
*do some canning
I think I’m gonna run out of day and have to adjust priorities, but we’ll see.
Oh, and I have to pick strawberries and mulch some stuff outside, too.
wakey wakey
I can’t even
Noice.
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So last day of “vacation”, such as it was. I intended to Get Some Stuff Done but spent it on and off sick from Tuesday on with who knows what. It’s about burned out now and I got next to none of my intent done.
And soon I go back to work. I don’t even feel well rested. What a damn waste. Guess it’s better than having had to work through t his garbage but still feels like a waste of breath.
That’s disgusting Carin.
I didn’t make the commercial.
So none of us watched it last night, right?
Scott tried but he could only do a minute. Switched to Tucker Carlson.
… right?
Didn’t watch it and I’ve avoided any commentary on it so far. I’m sure I’ll swing by AoS for his take on it later.
“Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
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I do hope all the Trump supporters realize how many of the people who publicly told them the election was stolen in private knew it wasn’t.”
Shut up, tool.
“Brandon Straka
tsepondSor964l9m5751ftm75ml21htuilia094106 ·
I wonder if this extensive investigation will answer the very simple question- who opened the 20,000 pound electronically controlled magnetic locked doors which can only be unlocked by deactivating the magnetic code?”
Rando Trump supporter with eyes: “it was stolen!”
Fed: *points gun at head* *freezes all accounts* *puts kids in foster care*
Rando Trump supporter with eyes: “… I made that up”
Erick Erickson: “See!?” *inserts cucumber in anus*
Right. Because closing the count late at night, kicking out the observers, and then suddenly reporting tens of thousands of votes, 100% for one candidate, is fucking normal and always happens. We saw it with our own eyes, you douche. Assholes reporting 100% of votes all for one candidate, a statistically impossible feat that has never happened in history.
These people. I can’t even.
didn’t watch can’t wait to here what they made up
In other words, Trump won SO BIG, they couldn’t get away with just skewing the vote totals gradually like they normally do. In desperation they had to overload the system with incredibly unrealistic amounts of Biden ballots.
I think I captured the essence of the events, including Erick’s part in it. I didn’t get to what went in his mouth after the cucumber abuse, but I figure that’s an exercise best left to the reader.
Is the cucumber bottom food?
I suppose it is, in a manner of speaking.
Daughter sick today and staying home with me. Going to try and do normal workday, but we’ll see how that goes.
Another amazing set of friday-fun-bags Pupster.
When the burning times come we all need to do our part in cleaning house.
I got a dose of the wuhan lung aids…
Been fighting this shit since Monday.
Mrs jam and lil jammette have it too.
It’s annoying.
I did go fly fishing last evening tho.
I think that’ll be next weeks poat.
I need ivermectin.
This shit is clinging harder than your mom to a marine on leave.
If your TSC won’t sell it to you I’ll overnight some to you, Jam.
Re elections – you’d have to be one seriously retarded fuck to think the left didn’t cheat full force to install prezzy shitpants.
Thanks man.
You’re a good egg.
I ordered some on line. Supposed to be here today I think.
I mostly get offended by the “that’s impossible!” stance.
Dude, this would just be the 5th stolen presidency that we know of.
In other news:
The tree clearing at casa d’monkey 4.0 is motoring along.
I’ve got a shittonne of stumps that need to go bye-bye.
Can’t find anyone that’ll show up.
Looks like I’ll have to do it myself.
Local rental place has one of these –
7/10 would smooooooosh
Re the link above:
If jay already posted it…. This version is bettah.
My brother!
Anyone who thinks 2020 was stolen is a conspiracy theorist.
Also, Trump is a Russian spy who was turned in the 1980s because he peed on a prostitute. He was dormant through the fall of the Soviet Union and only activated as a Manchurian candidate during an election cycle that no one on earth thought he could win. All of this is supported by his incredibly aggressive stance toward Russia which almost caused WWIII.
2016 was stolen.
Joe Biden is a smart, well spoken, centrist politician with a wonderful family.
Stacy Abrams is the real governor of Georgia.
Gretchen Whitmer was almost kidnapped by Trump.
Trump put kids in cages.
There were over 10000 unarmed black men killed by Trump’s police force last year.
Trump told people to inject bleach.
My favorite 1200 lb stumpgrinder is your mom.
7? FUCKING 7?
I believe Scott has a stump removal method that doesn’t require heavy equipment.
we have to wait for Dave’s Not Here to post it, for the official version.
7
I want my Trump back too, my brotha!
I can’t wait for the 180 that will happen when Trump wins, if he runs.
There will be an assassinations and we’ll be told they are deserved.
Just saw she’s 5’5″.
I believe by my personal metrics this makes her the first 11 to be posted on a Friday.
I should block Erickson, and others like him (Jonah Goldberg) but I like having the validation of my position being correct. Opposite of him.
There’s value in knowing what the worst possible take on a particular event is, Jay.
is there a good breakdown of the star chamber tribunals anywhere? Twitter is kind of quiet. Is the left getting their talking points gathered up?
Car in, what say the troll?
This is for Hotspur who enjoyed my fly on a woman’s hat video yesterday. This is a little more up his alley.
oh man, tweet of the year
State Line Crosser Dennis (LGB)
@Buzzsaws1990
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4h
Every hearing is bi. You just need to figure out if it is -partisan or -ased.
twitter: Only one party present
I’m sure Romney wanted to be there. And McCain, in spirit.
I think Bannon’s got Gaetz on today doing a rundown, but I haven’t listened yet.
the only twitter mentions are from the never trumpers. Haven’t heard from my regular libs.
rarely seen photograph of the aftermath of the Tiananmen square massacre.
The day BEFORE the man stood in front of the tank. Brings context, no?
Found on facebook, wonder how long it will last. It’s been saved.
https://nypost.com/article/best-cargo-shorts-for-men/
that’ll bring em back, jimbro! nice post!
NYP knows its audience.
all right, which one of you went fishing?
https://who13.com/news/men-net-catfish-with-adult-toy-in-stomach/
i wonder if Tucker’s ratings last night beat everyone else covering the Star Chamber.
Macroplastics.
twitter: from someone who was there, and isn’t on their payroll: Jan 6 and Elijah Schaffer
I watched a 10s clip of Justice League and knew this guy wasa creep on instinct. I didn’t get this bad a vibe, though.
https://pjmedia.com/culture/megan-fox/2022/06/08/horror-flash-star-ezra-miller-accused-of-child-trafficking-and-abusing-minor-for-four-years-n1604253
Between this and Amber Turd, WB should probably just drop the DCEU for few years and then reboot.
I expect Ezra to be a prime topic on FNT tonight.
DCEU movies have been shit for a while. I don’t know why it inverted. Once DC was making bank at box office while Marvel struggled. Then it went vice versa. Now it’s all crap because the SJWs took over and the corpos went for cash flow over quality, so it all got driven into the ground. So at least parity.
Honestly I’m done with anything out of Hollywood so IDGAF but it’s still curious.
When the feminists took over, and woke took over. Masculinity became the enemy. That’s when the movies started sucking.
Marvel as Marvel didn’t really catch fire until Iron Man. The first genuinely-good Spider-Man was Raimi’s for Sony. Marvel character, but Sony’s movie. DC got very lucky with Christopher Reeve and then the lightning-in-a-bottle of early Tim Burton directing Michael Keaton.
Navarro appears to have been on WR today, waiting for the full stream to be posted, but they have 5min snippet up on Rumble.
I’m guessing that last night’s spectacle didn’t have the punch they wanted. Aside for mild cheering, there hasn’t been a whole lot said about it . My troll didn’t post much of anything, except the comment about Liz.
She repeated the schedule of the hearings, Praised Liz, and stated in a third post: The president took NO ACTION to defend the Capitol on January 6, 2021.
that’s it.
Actually, Trump wanted National Guard there.
Nancy said no.
I’m just reporting her meager comments made from watching the telethon.
Seems if it were a home run, there would have been more.
Doesn’t exactly sound like a high-yield bomb drop, then.
That’s my thinking.
First week of A school done for Ethan. He says so far he likes it although on day two he was a bit overwhelmed. I told him he would get into the routine and it would get more better. By thursday, it seems he seemed to have wrapped his head around it.
He asked me yesterday if I wanted to know what he had done ealier. Sure. “I can’t tell you”.
Thus begin the TSSC jokes begin.
Bad OpSec, you aren’t supposed to talk about the things you aren’t supposed to talk about.
24 hours and still no information about the shooter from the columbia machine shop in Maryland.
Yea, we don’t talk about it. LOL. I actually though he was going to tell about lifting or running.
He also said he hasn’t learned anything “top secret” yet. The first week has mostly been learning about the agencies and protocol. They haven’t started in on what he’s going to be doing at all.
Also, learning how to do the shit he’s going to do doesn’t really sound very interesting (to me). THE PROCESS, I mean. I have read some stuff that sounds fun – they do something where the assignment is to hack into each other’s computers. That info is out there.
Of course, I have zero technical knowledge of that stuff. He could literally tell me what he’s learning and it would be a waste because I wouldn’t understand a bit of it.
He also said he hasn’t learned anything “top secret” yet.
And as far as you, neither have I, and that’s how it’s supposed to stay :).
So the May inflation rate, less food & fuel, came out today, 8.6%.
Really curious to hear Paul Krugman’s take on it, if anyone can sugar coat it…
“The cost of credit remains historically low, this is the time to borrow hard and spend big!”
Or some similar bullshit. The farm report on local radio actually made the case yesterday that you might actually want to do that for diesel if you have storage for it.
I’m enjoying our first real thunderstorm today!
Credit is about to get a lot more expensive. Once that snakes through the corporate sector we’re in for interesting times.
And as far as you, neither have I, and that’s how it’s supposed to stay :)*****
Maybe he’s better than we thought? He wouldn’t even send me pictures of him there because he wasn’t sure if he could – lol
Credit is about to get a lot more expensive.
That was the other point they made in the farm report. Diesel’s going up, and so is money soon. Better to have fuel for the tractor and cheap loan than neither.
twitter: epic rant from Larry Correia
twitter: Jack Del Rio fined for his comments about Jan 6 and St. George Floyd riots
Remember the link about this yesterday? Probably not. Told ya!
That was an epic rant
twitter: leon/roamy/car in/mare: professors at Holy Cross showing their Pride
If that’s Holy Cross in South Bend, IN, it’s Archbishop Kevin Rhodes.
In a radio address he told me that I was a racist if I wanted the southern border to be secured (mildly paraphrasing here). He was also accused of pederasty by a former parishioner.
Lauren Boebert
@laurenboebert
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1h
Last year we saved $0.16 on hotdogs.
This year we can’t afford to drive to the store to buy them.
Pretty sure I’m never travelling for work again. Airfare inflation rate was +37.8%.
twitter: Fox on the trans bandwagon now
Perino’s show, shocker. It’s going to take over everything. Daily Wire all went in on this.
In 10 years these kids are going to cause a bloodbath of patricide and killing the doctors who butchered them, and I’m going to be a bad person and laugh.
So the GOP fucked over Robby Starbuck in TN, removing him from the ballot. The state Court told the TNGOP to put him back on. The TN Supreme Court agreed with the TNGOP to remove him. State executive committee is not subject to the open meetings act even tho they are elected officials. Pretty much says it’s okay for them to make the decision behind closed doors to remove anyone they wanted from the ballot and only offer the people selected party puppets.
Earlier this week, one of the those who voted to remove him said that powers greater than them wanted him off.
Cuban descent being victim to Castroesque games by republicans.
There is an air show happening this weekend down in the valley, about 20 minutes away. Keep hearing the roar of the engines.
Starbuck is out? ugh
Told Mr. B about what the FBI did to the GOP frontrunner against Whitmer..after getting several others removed from the ballot thru tossing signature confirmations that were never looked at in 2020. Raiding his home, then taking him into custody because he was in DC on Jan 6.
Mr. Contrary tells me there’s a good chance Whitmer didn’t know anything about it. Srsly. As MJ would say GTFOOH.
Biden doesn’t know who crapped in the pants he’s wearing, doesn’t mean no one committed crimes to put him in office.
Whitmer’s pet FBI is now 3 ops into keeping her in office and in the news.
Jay, looks like it. Ballots are to printed today or tomorrow?
You know who I dislike more than demrats? The traitorous sumsofbishes sneaky-assed, weaselly, weak-assed acting “above the fray”, gop.
The Presidodderingoldfool says we need to watch the congressional clown show so we will understand what a dark day it was in American democracy.
Okay, Brandon. But first you will blow me.
Every president in modern memory golfed for relaxation and recreation.
Brandon craps his diaper for his.
VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE
Guys.
If you get an opportunity to pick up a cut of beef called ‘teres major,’ DO EEET. Do it immediately if not sooner.
What a sweet cut. I just trimmed and grilled up three of them with just a little salt, the reverse sear method.
More tender than strip steak and beefy as all get out because it comes from the chuck. And CHEAP. I got two 15# bags of these little single-muscle steaks. One for me and one for momma. Portioned and froze all mine already. Sis is coming to pick up mom’s tonight.
Seriously. That good. And easy to cook.
The reverse sear works great on them because they are fat in the middle and pointy at each end, like your mom.
That was a great “your mom” joke, Lumps.
Did Carter golf? I’m not old enough to remember but he never struck me as, well, able.
Nah, he fished.
When he wasn’t being attacked by swimming rabbits.
Big ass rabbits. GA.
3. Starting Sunday, air travelers will no longer have to take Covid-19 tests to fly to the U.S.
Until now, they needed to test negative a day before their departures. The CDC will reassess the decision in 90 days and on a continuing basis after that. It might reinstate the testing requirement for international travelers to the U.S. as needed, such as if a more virulent Covid strain emerges.
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That’s just cover for the Midterm Monkeypox situation
https://tinyurl.com/Calm-down-grandma
(Imgur video with sound)
“Liberals” in this country would actually be opposed to this message, which gives you an idea about the state of modern liberalism. It has been captured by political leftism, same as “conservatism” has.
https://is.gd/KFtKQQ
https://tinyurl.com/47xsxjfj
Justin Bieber has Ramsay Hunt Syndrome. DDG tells me it’s related to the shingles virus and is typically in those over 60, not under 30. Vax side effect? I’ve seen shingles outbreaks as a side effect elsewhere.
Bieber is in the age group that got the chickenpox vaccine as a kid, isn’t he? He shouldn’t be getting shingles at all.
Didn’t Bieber’s wife get something funky, too, after being jabbed?
My kids (32 & 29) caught the chickenpox. My niece and nephew, a few years younger got the vaccine.
Lumps, did you find that meat at a specialty store? I’ve never heard of it.
Restaurant wholesaler, beasn. I never heard of it before yesterday either.
My kids are with your niece and nephew.
I just paid the pre-buy for propane for the year. $3.19 a gallon. I hate it, but I don’t think it’s going to go down this winter. I need me some bleeping Trump back, enough of this old ass bum effing errything up.
Bieber wife had a stroke. Blood clot related.
Yep. We pre-bought fuel for Winter too. No way it’s gonna be cheaper than it is now. Ours is solid and stacked in the back of the garage. Scott’s not gonna go for it, but I think we need more.
One thing about this fuckup of a fake president, the future is far more predictable than it used to be. We can see it swirling down the drain.
got more canning and dehydrating to do…
Fuuuuu …
I didn’t need to read this tonight.
https://news.yahoo.com/cop-pleads-not-guilty-killing-195708502.html
Local and national outrage has followed the Lyoya family’s case, following the release of witness and body-camera footage that showed Schurr shooting Lyoya in the head while sitting on top of him.
If that’s what you see when you watch the video – you need to have your head examined. The “journalist” should be writing fiction. Fuck ’em all.
Desperate engineers rerouted power.
I’ve got some canning to do in a few minutes.