Hello, and welcome to the 2023 Big Boob Friday Semi-Finals Round 3.
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#1 – CADY HOFFMAN
Aggregate Like Score of 8.
Your model for today was born November 28th, 1992 in New Orleans, Louisiana. She stands 5′ 4″ and measures 38 – 27 – 36 and 146 lbs. Please hold the phone steady for Miss Cady Hoffman AKA Fandy.
Comment by Jimbro on April 7, 2023 4:58 am
Looking over her shoulder in a bikini in someone else’s pool picture is the best of the bunch aside from the gaudy tattoo on her hip that she’s already regretting getting
Comment by jam2 on April 7, 2023 6:14 am
Hollllliieee Moolllliiee!
TruBBF contendah!
Nice work Sir Pupsalot.
Comment by mare on April 7, 2023 6:33 am
Are her eyes dead? Does she have a soul? Jimbro is correct, the pool picture shows some life in her expression. Not a lot but some.
But I’m sure she’s fun in a hot tub.
Comment by leoncaruthers on April 7, 2023 8:14 am
9/10 would ply with White Claws.
Comment by Tex Lovera on April 7, 2023 10:34 am
Wowza! She looks like she’d be one of the bouncier rides at the amusement park.
Enormous job, pupster!
#2 – MARTA KOWALCZYK
Aggregate Like Score of 9.
Your model for today was born April 9th, 1998 in Warsaw, Poland. She earns a living in what can be politely called a “niche market” and I hope she does very well for herself. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 36 – 24 – 34 and has just the right lbs. Please buy a vowel for Miss Marta Kowalczyk AKA Excinderella.
Comment by Jimbro on April 28, 2023 7:03 am
I’ve got a thing for Polish women. Probably because I’ve encountered several fine examples over the years who had the whole package. This woman hits a few of those buttons
Comment by MJ (ghee/ghem) on April 28, 2023 8:35 am
9/10 would smash
Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2023 9:07 am
MJ Johnson is right!
Comment by MJ (ghee/ghem) on April 28, 2023 9:42 am
See? I Dwarf out front should have told you. I’m always right.
Comment by Nigel on April 28, 2023 7:19 am
SQUIRREL!!!!
Comment by lumps on April 28, 2023 6:59 am
That squirrel is ruining her stockings.
#3 – MIKAYLA DEMAITER
Aggregate Like Score of 12.
Your model for today was born May 14th, 2000 in Chatham, Ontario, Canada. She stands 5′ 4″ and measures 38 – 25 – 26 and 120 lbs. Please welcome Miss Mikayla Demaiter.
Comment by Tex Lovera on August 18, 2023 6:47 am
Her boobs look augmented, but she’s got a pretty smile that she needs to utilize more.
Wonder if her jugs help or hurt in the net?
Nice job, pupster!
Comment by Brother Tim on August 18, 2023 9:19 am
Oh, my.
Comment by mare on August 18, 2023 12:56 pm
Wait a minute, is “she” AI?
Comment by leoncaruthers on August 18, 2023 1:09 pm
No Mare, only 10 fingers.
I’m not saying major portions aren’t literally doctored, but she’s a breathing human female.
Comment by n8sebaka on August 18, 2023 4:52 pm
She AI af.
#4 – CECE ROSE
Agregate Like Score of 13.
Your model for today was born May 30th, 1999 in Toronto, Canada. She stands 5‘ 3″ and measures 38 – 25 – 37 and 123 lbs. Please reserve a dance for Miss Cecilia (CeCe) Rose
Comment by jam2 on August 11, 2023 6:26 am
Sweet mother of mammaries…
She’s a keeper.
Comment by MJ (attack helicopter) on August 11, 2023 8:10 am
9.9/10 would smash
Comment by Jay in Ames on August 11, 2023 8:48 am
oh sure, like canadians have bikinis.
Fake news.
Comment by Hotspur on August 11, 2023 8:52 am
This chick keeps her headlights on for safety during the day.
Comment by leoncaruthers on August 11, 2023 9:41 am
At 5’3″, Cece is an 11.
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
https://x.com/greenebro/status/1720371504695636128?s=20
Tough week to choose a winner – there’s a lot of fine cleavage on display today. As always I’m holding off on casting my votes until I have more data. And by “data” I mean further ogling
Marta is a fine figure of a woman, but she’s got no shot.
Not when stacked against the others in this round
19 votes already
https://x.com/jasrifootball/status/1720227053906108811?s=20
which one is pupster gonna be mad about us voting for. hmmm
Is this real?
https://x.com/ABstractConser1/status/1720161485719027930?s=20
wakey wakey
Paula went to run club this morning and she wasn’t happy about running in the cold. The best she could muster was “At least it’s not snowing”.
I foresee the Widow Jimbro moving to Florida soon after my internment
Florida is so freaking crowded. quick trip to the pharmacy 1 mile away? 20 minuets.
And it costs you $4 in tolls.
In comparison to here the difference would be striking. I say that she’d move jokingly because she’s lived in Maine her whole life. I bet a lot of it will come down to where Ben ends up and what kind of pilot job he gets. If he ends up flying private jets I’m sure he’d be able to sneak his mom on board with a generous plane owner.
And I love Florida. I just wouldn’t want to live there. I can walk out of my house naked and have privacy and woods. I love visiting though. 100%.
Plus – I hate running in the heat. Even Michigan heat.
Ethan wants to move back to Michigan. He misses it. ERin is a wild card – she’s very close to her family but right now Man bun lives in Nashville and wants to (long term) move to Arizona. Right now she’s non-committal about it, but I bet once she moves in with him, moving closer to family will take a bigger priority.
Hannah will end up where she gets residency I assume. Best offer wins I assume.
20 minuets.
Must look weird when you go to the pharmacy but measuring distance in archaic dance forms is one of those endearing things we like about you.
Its a long freaking time.
Very strong field today. Tough choice.
Every time a snowflake falls, Mrs Caruthers says we should move at least to TN if not FL.
I told her about the lizards and venomous snakes, and she just didn’t care.
Tough choice.
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I agree Therm. There’s gonna be some heartache in Boobland after this round of voting.
Backache is a whole other story. Every day has backache in Boobland
Jimbro, that ain’t Newsome. It’s Tuberville, and McConnell had Joni Ernst grease that stair.
Tough choices today. When in doubt, vote for the girl I’d rather wake up next to. Something tells me that isn’t the right criteria for BBF selection, but it’s the easiest one to remember.
Ah, I see now. They’re all hating on Tuberville now and that includes his colleagues from the uniparty who think taxpayer funded abortions for the military are just swell.
Abort your baby for Ukraine and all that
so ashamed of Joni. My dad would be really mad at her.
twitter: I punched an owl trying to take my puppy
youtube: reminds me of this absolute unit who didn’t even lose his cigar in the lake
twitter: Oh look, they downgraded the jobs report, again, like they do every month with Brandon’s regime
Lying liars.
Mikayla is the only one with bolt-ons, but she’s also the best looking so it’s a tough call.
Just keep in mind I’m always pissed-off at Jay and the decision becomes easier.
There is a new roof being (noisily) installed above my office right now. I’m listening to music to try and drown out the noise and the hammer-er just pounded to the beat.
Heh.
I usual vote for the prettiest face. Today we have three high dollar whores and one high dollar mistress. I went with the mistress.
72 votes? I didn’t know that many people had internet.
It’s the next BIG THING!!
Internet, eh?
Sounds like a scam.
I voted for the platonic ideal of big boobs and it looks like she’s going to be first loser
I went to the eye doctor and my pupils are dilated, so I’ll vote later.
stop it mare!
So they’re calling the clap Devil Vagina Magic now?
Fake news. All vaginas are devil adjacent.
I love the climate here in the Carolinas. When I lived in TN I still had snow and ice, here on Charlotte I’ve had flurries 3 times in 4 years and one icy day that melted by noon. I’m not coming back North sorry. Florida is too far for me, Charlotte is just right right now but I could be money-wipped into Greenville, Columbia, Savannah or someplace in between.
hurricane pupster has entered the chat…
I could be talked into the Mid Atlantic region. Hurricane territory is out. My sister tried somewhere down south and ended up moving back because she was having no luck finding doctors to manage her Crohn’s which is pretty bad. I don’t remember where, it was news to me that she had moved and I’m sure if she looked hard enough she’d have found a team but I can see what her concerns were.
Elliot is tired of ear infections and the no scratch rule
Nice job on the gif selection, pupster. All have plenty of jiggle physics.
This is truly this year’s Group of Death. Three should be in the Finals, IMHO.
We haven’t even scratched the top 10 yet Tex. We are truly blessed in 2023.
GET IT TOGETHER Elliott you are in charge of your own ears.
My rankings:
1. Marta
2. Cady
3. Cecelia
4. Mikayla
Almost the exact opposite of the voting so far.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.
I’m not arguing with anybody’s choice, the heart wants what the heart wants. There are 6 semi-final rounds and 4 final rounds leading to championship final 4. All y’all are right bit may not be backed up by results.
twitter: battle for 1st in Big 12 tomorrow, and Brock will be there
All vaginas are devil adjacent.
They are definitely all “wrong hole!” adjacent.
Pretty sure it ain’t the heart voting here.
I voted for Cece who clearly has the nicer rack, but Mikayla’s pretty face along with her nice rack pushed he to the top.
I could get behind either one of them as great choices.
How many death certificates does one order? I didn’t know. 10 was what I went with.
I voted for Cece
I think 10 is what we got on my dad.
hmm, can’t remember what we ordered for dad.
Elliot was celebrating his birthday this week
Even got a treat
LOL
Death certificates – what a fucking racket.
You can get through your entire life with one birth certificate, one marriage license, and one social security card, but ONE death certificate isn’t enough.
Number of death certificates is highly dependent on how many institutions the decedent did business with.
When my dad passed about 18 months ago, we opted for 20 or 30 (and the VA provided for some for free), but frankly I don’t think we needed more than a half dozen. One to a life insurance company, one to the outfit that managed his pension (and my Mom’s survivorship pension benefit), one each to where his investment accounts were held, one each for where he had bank accounts.
A lot of places were content with a scanned copy emailed to them, some wanted an original mailed to them. It all depends. Some wanted to see an original, but then made a copy and handed it back.
We bypassed probate, so a court was not involved, which may have reduced the number of copies we needed.
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Got 10 death certificates for Mom, needed 7. Got 7 death certificates for FIL, had to go back and get 2 more (ugh).
Young engineer I am mentoring finally started on today’s task at 2:00. It would take me 3 hours and I’m faster. On the one hand, they are paying attention and doing what I say. On the other hand, I really don’t want to be here until 5:30, 6:00. Not sure what to think.
I don’t know whether this is a shuck-and-jive where if I leave, she leaves and has some excuse on Monday as to why she didn’t finish, or what.
10 seems the sweet spot. We got that when dad passed and I still have some left over.
I’m sorry the astronaut lost another space purse, Roamy.
Don’t know if you remember me dealing with Mr. RFH’s inheritance of some cemetery plots, but I was unable to get a death certificate for his great-grandfather. They finally accepted an affidavit from the cemetery where he’s buried with the date of the burial.
The younger dude I work with takes 2 times as long to do anything as I did at that level of experience, I’m about 3 times as fast now as he is doing the same work . I’m grateful I’m not doing it ALL, but I wish he would get on task faster and stay on task longer. I always kind of panic at the workload and put pressure on myself to beat deadlines by days, he’s is always just barely sliding in the day it is due.
I try not to hover, he knows when he has to get things done, and I’m always there to help but he kind of procrastinates until OH SHIT time and I like to be done two days before.
My sister Deirdre dealt with my mom’s stuff so I have no idea how many she needed or used. Mom knew it was coming for a while and either added my sister to or reassigned them to her for the few remaining accounts she had so I can’t imagine she needed all that many.
I wish he would get on task faster and stay on task longer.
THIS
We got it done, now I can go home and question my life choices.
Sounds like a solid plan. I’m trying to figure out what to be when I grow up.
This true?
https://x.com/LibertyCappy/status/1720564065666318656?s=20
He flunked his Mozambique Drill … two in the chest one in the head
Young people are tough to deal with but I try to remember that I was once was young too.
And then I look at them real confused like…and give them my best are you fucking shitting me look.
I channel my inner hotspur. And also try to remember to be cool afterward.
“Let the faults of others remind thee of thine own”
that was on an antique Staffordshire mug I saw a while back
was it the blues brothers quote that said “He fell on his knife. 5 times.”
https://www.themusicman.uk/miguel-montalban/
Awesome guitar player.
The 9-minute “Sultans of Swing” was very nice.
I appreciate the link to an awesome musician Roamy. I like the fact that he remained truthful to the song but made it his own with truely awesome fingering. The thing that Knopfler excells at are truely tasty licks, those short little somethings thrown in between things. While it was an amazing performance, I found I was missing them in his rendition.
Hey Vmax, how you doing?
I am well, thanl you Roamy. How are you?
sorry I aparently can’t spell thank
I’m trying to get motivated to bake some chocolate chip cookie bars for a care package. Mr. RFH’s co-worker is currently serving in the Middle East.
Kinda tired at the moment, but I know if I don’t do it now, I won’t have it ready to mail tomorrow. The post office here is only open for two hours on Saturday.
I’m making hubby some all butter chocolate chip cookies this weekend. It’s bad, but still better than the store crap with the soy and canola oils.
I just saw trailer for the reboot of Shogun. On tenterhooks waiting to see how they teleport an African and a gay into 1600’s Japan
It looked good. Using the POV of the main Japanese characters could be very interesting.
I’m convinced they will turn the 5’ geisha with bound feet into some kind of super girl boss ninja.
Gay Africans have always been the ruling elite in Japan. That fact was always hidden by The White Supremacy.
I read the original book in the early 80’s (it was released in the mid ‘70’s) and remember watching the mini-series in the mid-80’s.
Richard Chamberlain was the lead and I thought it was very well done.
I’ve spent a lot of time Japan over the last several decades.
Let’s just say that they don’t view diversity as a strength.
And MacArtur was right.
I read Shogun around the same time I read Lord of the Rings, amazing I had time for girls and football.
I was one talented multi tasking son of a bitch!
One thing I remember from the mini-series was Richard Chamberlain getting peed on.
I also read Clavell’s “King Rat” when I was a kid. My sister had just read it and passed it on. Our family did that a lot back then. Brother and sister were 9 and 8 years older so I read a lot of books not in my age-range.
I never read King Rat. I got real busy at the Air Force Academy and then Flight school. I kept reading sci-fi/fantasy but I just didn’t have time for the big door stoppers that Clavell and Michener were writing at the time.
This is probably a good comment to close the night, because no one will read it.
My grandfathers fought the Japanese and the Germans.
We are now great allies. I’ve been drunk and laid in both of those countries (as had my grandfathers).
I fought the Iraqi’s and the Taliban.
We will never achieve peace with those goat fuckers.
I agree Phat.
Do eagles represent patriotism?
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