Baby Watch

T-minus three months until total loss of sleep, life, and mind. I’m counting on all of you hostage aunts, uncles, and somewhere in between, to keep me honest and give me tons of advice on how to raise a baby. Every new parent loves to hear about what they’re doing wrong and how its going to permanently scar their child!

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BBF

Hello good people, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model is a former cam girl, current porn star, who made a video of petting the kitty in the school library that went viral and got her expelled.  Born in Salem, Oregon on June 16, 1995, 5’9″ 32G-25-35 and 125lbs.  Please form an orderly line and check out Miss Kendra Sunderland.

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The Short Bus

Lauraw wears crocks

Up with the sun, gone with the wind

Everyone said Pup was lazy

Leaving my home

Leaving my friends

Running when things got too crazy

Out on the road, out ‘neath the stars

Feeling the breeze, passing the cars

I think my dictionary has a Bob Seger filter, it tried to change “Passing” to “Passin”.

Rock on with your bad selves today my friends.  

Sunday Invitational

Have some breakfast while we discuss something of grave importance.

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I volunteered to host a meat face this summer.  There will be food and drinks and maybe a bouncy house for Leon and MJ.  We will have to pick a date but who’s in?

And how do you put a poll in this fucking thing?  WordPress used to have polls.

 

*Update by Pupster*

BBF 2016 Championships

Hello and welcome to The 2016 Big Boob Friday Championships.  We have a classic contest shaping up, the Blonde Bimbo versus the Girl Next Door versus the Exotic European versus the Vivacious Redhead.

 

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First up, the winner of the popular vote, Miss Anastasiya Kvitko.

Next, in 2nd Place for total votes, Miss Milana Vayntrub.

Next up, Miss Sarah Rafferty.

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And finally, Miss Valeria Orsini.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Where is Roaming Fire Hydrant?

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So now that Roamie has met Mare and disappeared forever, I guess I’ll have to fill in with a Saturday Poat.

Lets see what I can find in the auxiliary funny folder:

Here is the Christmasy Part

 

The part for Leon

And finally

*UPDATE- Must Credit Pupster*

Also, I need a tie-breaking vote on the previous poat to determine a winner, I’ll leave the poll open for now.  Go vote if you haven’t yet you filthy animals.

Valeria Orsini is BBF 2016 First Round Winner

 

BBF

Hello Troopers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model today was born in Chicago on January 15th, 1989.  She stands 5’7″ and measures 36DDD-24-40 and 120lbs.  Please stop freaking out man long enough to say hello to Miss Christina Iannelli!

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