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Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.

Some more old music to get into the Christmas mood.

Now for the hunks.
Going to watch “The Bishop’s Wife” sometime in the next week.

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December 16, 2020
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, BOOP!, Booze, Crime and Punishment, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Moon Pie Smash, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: panty-melter . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 141 Comments

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Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.

Some music to get into the Christmas mood. My parents had Nat King Cole’s version of this, and I don’t hear it on the radio very often.

Now for the hunks.
Yesterday’s birthday boy Matthias Schoenaerts.

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December 9, 2020
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, BOOP!, Booze, Crime and Punishment, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Moon Pie Smash, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 130 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.

Seems appropriate to have a song from “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles” today.

Now for the hunks.

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November 25, 2020
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, BOOP!, Booze, Crime and Punishment, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Moon Pie Smash, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 125 Comments

Down the Rabbit Hole

I always think man, the people on You-tube used to be so creative. Remember when it first started how amazing it was? Yeah…see this video? How exciting is THIS?!?!?! The first back flip on You-tube

The first video I ever sent to Merv.

I’d like to thank lauraw for introducing me to this work of art…I believe it is part of the reason Merv fell madly in love with me……….three years after I showed him the video, but really…who’s counting?

The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.

Cybergoon squad…….the very first “weird side of You-tube” video.

And last, but not least, the VERY first video uploaded to You-tube by one of the founders enjoying his time at the zoo….my guess is, this guy is probably a rich mofo.

Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.

November 19, 2020
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HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.

One of the PJ Media guys likes this song, and I hadn’t heard it before.

Nerd that I am, I have read all of the Discworld books by Terry Pratchett. I was delighted to hear they were making a TV series based on one of my favorite books of the series, “Night Watch”. (Start with “Guards! Guards!” if you want to read all the Sam Vimes books.) Then the trailer premiered on BBC, which is when I realized that 2020 is the anti-Midas, and there is no way I will watch “The Watch”.
They did get Carrot right.

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November 18, 2020
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, BOOP!, Booze, Crime and Punishment, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Moon Pie Smash, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 270 Comments

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