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Insert Man Butter Here

Scintillating discussion on the origins of soy face, soy boys, and general pussiness yesterday. Hotspur totally made me laugh out loud in my under pantaloons with the observation that they tend to be telling us something when they make the soylent grin: insert jizm here.

How did this happen? There’s an entire generation of ‘men’ who are basically stuck in their teen years. Love the vidya games and conformity. Lots and lots of fake consumerism conformity.

What a bunch of cucks. Do you even lift, bro? No, no they do not.

Hypnotic Minimalist Techno circa early 2000s (FYIA)

Jordan Peterson…not sure what to think

This has to be one of the most important discussions I’ve listened to recently because it contains the beginnings of an idea that will probably grow and explain some of the differences and cognitive dissonance we’re witnessing today.

First, they establish that social media and the internet are post modern. If you don’t know what that is you can do a bit of research here, although I believe it can be accurately described as personal relativity. When you hear morons (bad kind) say things like, ‘it’s all just relative, one man’s freedom fighter is another man’s terrorist,’ you know you’re dealing with an idiot who has been unwittingly fed post modernism as a framework for thinking. When they say, ‘it’s my truth,’ you’re also dealing with a shallow thinking person who can’t quite grasp the idea of objective truth and has been fucked by Fouchalt.

Second, the discussion turns to the generational differences of identity and observation. Our generations remember the real world and living in it without the internet. To us, we know that online personas and social media aren’t real. We could turn off the power and that world would cease to exist. To the generations who grew up almost exclusively online, the internet is more real than reality. They believe they can choose an identity and everyone will conform to it. If that doesn’t happen, they can move to a community and start the process over. Eventually, they’ll get to a place where they are accepted for who they want to be online, not in reality.

What we are witnessing is the millennial and iGen working to enforce their garbage ideas into the real world. Wouldn’t it be nice if everything you believed of yourself and the world was perfectly reflected? The flatness. They all crave the flatness or silicon valley where every building looks the same, where every interaction is the same, and where judgement is construed as violence, tearing down their carefully constructed post modern identities. It’s a landscape where reality is whatever you think it is.

I’m hoping that this idea will continue to be constructed and something concrete comes out of it. You can tell that Peterson and Weinstein are just flushing it out although it appears they’ve had similar thoughts independently.

And although JP looks pretty haggard and is clearly suffering from what he describes as both mental and physical illness, he’s back. That’s wonderful. I’ve missed his voice and careful thinking on complex subjects.

IRISH PRIDE

Day late, dollar short. Tough titty.

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Lil Blitler

I was watching TV a few nights ago and stumbled across a new program centered on Henry VIII. I lurves me some period drama but got a bit confused when it turned out that Anne Boleyn was to be played by a black actress. There’s no reason to do that other than to compete in the woke olympics and to gin up a bit of fake press for an average production that everyone has seen a few dozen times.

I keep asking myself why? Why do something so stupid as to change the immutable characteristics of a historical figure? The stated reasons are so dumb that I won’t bother dissecting them however, I will try to put together an absurd argument that builds on their oh so brave accomplishment.

In the next WWII movie Hitler should be a black midget. Why not? I think it would make things more equitable. And why not make him a meat eater so the vegans don’t have to carry that heavy burden anymore? Why not flip the script and have Hitler lead the brave Nazi resistance against the aggressive, domineering, and blitzkrieg worshipping French? If only France had been treated more equitably after losing the Russo-Sino war of 1905 we never would have had this mess. But thank god Lil Blitler was able to exterminate the straight white men before they tried to take over Germany.

Remember that movie that was about the space program and it turned out that all of the super smart mathematicians were black ladies? Yeah, fuck that. In the next version they should be portrayed as disabled trans men. It’s only fair that they should make room for those lower on the stack and you can’t get any lower than a legless chick without a dick. Well, maybe you could but I’m not sure people can survive if they have less of a body. At some point it just doesn’t work out too well.

What about Pride and Prejudice? In all of adaptations I’ve seen, the women are played by, er, women. We need to open that up a bit and make everyone a gay man. Oscar Wildes all around! Wouldn’t it be awesome if the movie opened with the famous line, “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good keister, must be in want of a 10 inch invasion of his bumhole.” I classed it up by using bumhole so Jane Austen’s language wouldn’t be thrown on the fire of good intentions.

And the grand daddy of them all…Gone With the Wind. I really think we need to change this so the slaves/servants are all white and the main characters are black. Scarlett and Rhett could be played by Beyonce and Jay Z or something like that. At the end, Jay Z could look over the plantation that’s just humming with activity and proclaim, ‘As god as my whiteness, I will never be hungry again.” And rather than telling Scarlett that he doesn’t give a damn, Rhett Butler can slap her and say “Who bitch this is?”

It’s all so fucking dumb and fits nicely with the idea that women, who are now a majority of college students, degree holders, and the workforce (also higher paid for entry level work) are somehow the victims. Everyone wants to be the CEO but no one wants to empty a condom filled septic tank.

Everyone wants to be the hero but no one wants to be the goat.

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