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Rock Around the Croc: Hector Berlioz and Program Music

Welcome back you darling little gremlins, it’s time once again to learn some music stuff. Today we continue our exploration of the Romantic Era as we take a look at Hector Berlioz (1803-1869) and the Symphonie Fantastique. But it will take a bit to get to that, so let’s start with a shorter work, “Le chant des chemins de fer” (Song of the Railways):

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April 17, 2022
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, alcohol, Ball de Cheese, Beer, Birthday Cake, Books . . Author: Sobek . Comments: 98 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born August 10th, 1999 in Utah, USA. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 37 – 24 – 35 and 155 lbs. Please thank Leon for pointing out Miss Ashley Tervort.

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April 15, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #H2, #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, Baseball, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beer Tree Farm, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, Birthday Cake, Boobs, BOOP!, Button Nose, Dang. I mean...dang., Dog Centric, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, flowering flower, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, H2 Pets, Help me Regis, Hostages Legal Aid, Huevos divorciados, Hulk Smash, I am, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I am judging you, I Don't Give A Shit, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm all out of bubble gum, I'm not judging you, I'm totally judging you, In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Lesbians, Like a Viking, Like you know how to read., Literature, Luckiest Dog Alive, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 85 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born on June 8th, 1990 in Barking and Dagenham, London, England. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 32 – 22 – 34 and 114 lbs. Please introduce yourself to Miss Amy Childs.

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June 11, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, 80s, BBF, Beauty Personified, Birthday Cake, Block Editor, Boobs, Button Nose, Deck The Halls, dicking bimbos, Does this look infected?, Easter Eggs, Fake Butt Accurate, Finely Freckled, fishy, Fuck you Georgia, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, Go Vote!, GOP Assholes, Hambone, High Society Trash Bloggin', Hitler, Is This Ham Still Good?, Leave Poland Alone, meatdickbreath, Really, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Richard Butt RIP, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, Snake juice guzzler, stupid fucking hippies . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 114 Comments

Upside Down Again

Well here we are in silly season again where the corporate media tell us that a 70 year old woman who shops at Forvever 21 is a fashion icon.

Do they ever get tired of carrying water for the loser left and their late middle aged, childless, over the hill bosses?

Spoiler: no, they don’t.

What makes me laugh is that they had an actual fashion icon, a model, and a truly beautifully exotic woman in the whitehouse for 4 years and they decided she was ugly, didn’t know how to dress, and was pedestrian. If you stretch it back an administration the garbage media told us that a mannish linebacker who shops at J Crew (so white!) was the black Helen of Troy. What a joke. Jill and Michelle Obama are slobs. Melania is Aphrodite reborn.

MJ: I won’t let you down, I will not give you up. Media: All we have to do now, is take these lies and make them true somehow.

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April 15, 2021
Categories: !RALGNAB, #Championshiplevelboobs, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, i don't care if it doesn't rime - anciently or otherwise, I Don't Give A Shit, I feel like chicken tonight., I Feel the Need for Speed, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Master Henry, Maxi Pads, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, Oprah's Slut Club, Oso made me do it!!!!, OWS, OWS Douchebags, Sac and Fox, Safety, Sandra Fluke, Say "What" Again, Suck It., Suddenly Sumo, The Bear Is Loose, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, Totally Nude, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Trump's Fault, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Why Do We Need Categories?, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 118 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born September 11th, 1988 in Australia. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 54 – 33 – 45 and 200 lbs on a good day. Please take a waiver for Miss Penny Brown AKA Penny Underbust AKA Plunder Bunny.

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February 12, 2021
Categories: #Problematic, 4/10 Would Still Smash, Aliens, barely passable trannies, BBF, Birthday Cake, Blankie, Boobs, but not the good kind, Chubs, cow snot, Cowboy, Dang. I mean...dang., Double or nothing, Easter Pig, Fake Butt Accurate, Finely Freckled, FPOS, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, Hulk Smash, I'm not judging you, Is This Ham Still Good?, Knockers, Lactation, Leave Poland Alone, Like a Viking, One Foot Muff, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 169 Comments

Down the Rabbit Hole

I always think man, the people on You-tube used to be so creative. Remember when it first started how amazing it was? Yeah…see this video? How exciting is THIS?!?!?! The first back flip on You-tube

The first video I ever sent to Merv.

I’d like to thank lauraw for introducing me to this work of art…I believe it is part of the reason Merv fell madly in love with me……….three years after I showed him the video, but really…who’s counting?

The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.

Cybergoon squad…….the very first “weird side of You-tube” video.

And last, but not least, the VERY first video uploaded to You-tube by one of the founders enjoying his time at the zoo….my guess is, this guy is probably a rich mofo.

Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.

November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. 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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . 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HHD

Welcome to my birthday edition of Hunky Hump Day. Happy birthday also to Anita P. And Michael.
One of my favorite songs.

I looked back at older birthday poats and found this one. Jimbro, is that puppeh Rowan?

Some of my favorite hunks (even if some of them are stupid libs)

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September 30, 2020
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, Birthday Cake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Moon Pie Smash, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Where's Cyn?, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 108 Comments

Stranglememe

Can’t believe Car in never talks about this guy, from Detroit.

Now on to the memes:

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September 17, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 2017 Big Boob Championships, American Hero, bad trip, BANGLAR COFFEE, Beaver Button, Birthday Cake, braunschweiger, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Bunker Pants!, Catnaps, chi-chi was here category, Consumption, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dial C for cooter, Douche-bagger, Electrical, Federal Witness Protection Program, flowering flower, fucking genius, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, High and tight, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, I am judging you, I Will Kick Your Ass, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Jesus Freak, Knockers, Like you know how to read., lying phquer, mardi gras groping, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Music Classics, NHL, Not Boobs, Old Person, Pants Up, Don't Loot, people make me sick, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Really, right wing rethuglican, Sac and Fox, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, stupid fucking hippies, Taint what you think, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, This is fucking bullshit, Tinfoil lingerie, tubgirl, Vlatabadababadoodoo, Where's MJ?, wisermeany, You People Make Me Sick, your mom likes a slippery trout, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 146 Comments

Happy Thanksgiving

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November 22, 2018
Categories: As Little as Possible, bbq, Birthday Cake, CHAD, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Headless Whoresman, Just Another Fucking Category, Merry Christmas, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, peanuts and corn the night before, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Turkey Taint . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 91 Comments

Crappy Candy Cornucopia

October. Most normal kids are preoccupied with what “they will be” for Halloween. For other kids, it’s Halloween every day, so, no big deal. Boof. My teen step-son is delighted with volunteering at a local haunted house thing which is kind of a big deal around here. Fright At The Fort is held at Fort Knox (not that one).

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This year it’s a Stephen King theme. Say what you want about his politics and desperate need for an editor but the guy has written some classic horror novels. Anyway, he’s in the Children Of The Corn part of the tour.

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He’s pretty funny with his assessment of the crowd. As the evening wears on the attendees grow older, drunker and higher on marijuana. Some of the drunken idiots don’t take kindly to screaming like a schoolgirl in front of their dates. Every part of the exhibit has adult bouncers in it thankfully.

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October 18, 2018
Categories: #H2, 9/11 Bush's fault, Birthday Cake, Brut, CRUNK JUICE!!!, North American Goat Love Association, nose nuggets, Secret Santa, soakin' the ole T-bone, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Xanthan gum, your mom's cooter, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 124 Comments