BBF

Hello front and back holes, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model was born in Durham, Florida on March 5th, 1995.  She stands 5’3″, 34D-22-32 and 108 lbs.  Please play along and welcome Miss Nina North.

 

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September 7, 2018
Categories: #Problematic, 4/10 Would Still Smash, BANGLAR!, BBF, Boobs, Brut, Bunker Pants!, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Cults, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, duck face, ducks are people too, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, fishy, Good Stupid, Hulk Smash, Jayson Blair, Knockers, mardi gras groping, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Richard Butt RIP, Sandra Fluke, slut, Someone needs a sandwich . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 143 Comments

Dunking Minnetonka

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August 4, 2018
Categories: Granny Clinton, groomin' your shroom, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas, Hitler, Jayson Blair, Jesus Freak, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 221 Comments

BBF

Hello medicators, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model was born August 7, 1978 in Wembley, England. 5′ 4“, 46-26-36 and 122 lbs, please welcome Miss Linsey Dawn McKenzie!

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October 27, 2017
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Booze, Bunker Pants!, Canine, CHAD, cheese, Chocolate, Chubs, Douche-bagger, Easter Pig, ember shoes, fat chicks, Floyd, fucking genius, Hambone, Hanks, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hitler, Hulk Smash, Jayson Blair, Knockers, meatdickbreath, Nate Silver, Oso made me do it!!!!, Peace Through Douche, rhymes with "your mom", Rub meat, Sandra Fluke, skittles, slut, Snake juice guzzler, Taint Pics of Osprey, The Cat's Pajamas, those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 220 Comments

Hostage Oscar Party (Now With 100% Fewer Slow-loading GIFs!)

Well, the Academy Awards are here again. Yay. If you think you’re sick of hearing about them, try living in Southern California. It’s all they talk about on the news for the next goddamn week.

Most of us aren’t big fans of Hollywood (or as one guy I heard one time called it, HollyWEIRD–delightful!) but maybe you saw a couple of the movies that are nominated this year. Are you rooting for La La Land? Hidden Fences? Something else?

Ah, who am I kidding? We’re all boycotting the Oscars. Not for the politics (okay, maybe a little bit because of the politics) but because the most deserving film of the year wasn’t nominated:

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I’m just hoping John Wick 2: The Wick and The Dead gets nominated next year. Probably not, though.

February 26, 2017
Categories: #hashtag, asshat anonymous, Balls, barely passable trannies, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Emily's Dull Affect, Fourth Grade, goatse, High Society Trash Bloggin', illuminati, Jayson Blair, Kenya, Kyle, Lesbians, Merry Christmas, North American Goat Love Association, Oprah's Slut Club, Pleurisy, quesadillas, Rocky Dennis, Say "What" Again, Tastes More Like Regular, unicorns, vagine, Where's Cyn?, Xanthan gum, Your Mom, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Sean M. . Comments: 27 Comments

Gros Seins Vendredi

Hello office twerkers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today is a 20 year old French woman, model and law student. Please stop cross-fitting and welcome, Miss Audray de Macedo!

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August 19, 2016
Categories: alcohol, ann coulter, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Boobs, Booze, but not the good kind, Chapeau, Ed Balls, Electrical, fucking genius, High and tight, I am judging you, I'm not judging you, Jayson Blair, Jesus Freak, Lazy Man's Lobster, Le Luc Long, mesadick, misogyny, No Drama, oxycontin, peanut, police involvement, POON!, Really, Scurvy, STFU, Suck It., Sure Why Not, Taint Pics of Osprey, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, weiner, whatever, whiskey, Yard and Garden, You People Make Me Sick, YOU WISH . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 252 Comments

Saturday Beer Run

Hello my friends.  I have just returned from a whirlwind tour of the parts of Illinois, Missouri and Kansas that nobody ever wants to go to, and I could use a drink.

Or two.

Just one more.

Maybe MJ will be magnanimous and tells us of his European tour.

Special thanks to Colorado Alex for filling in admirably on Friday, and opening up a whole new untapped BBF genre.  

January 23, 2016
Categories: alcohol, American Hero, asshat anonymous, bacon, Balls, bbq, Beauty Personified, Chocolate, Compound W, Double or nothing, Douche-bagger, FUCK YOU ICE, High and tight, High Society Trash Bloggin', I am judging you, Jayson Blair, Jesus Freak, Just Another Fucking Category, Loaded dice, Lobster Benedict, Lobster Newburg, Lobster roll, Lobster Thermidor, LOVE SALT!!! . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 323 Comments

So, November

I was sorry to hear that we lost Fred Thompson today. I wanted to vote for him back in ’08, but didn’t even get the pleasure of casting a primary ballot for him. Such is life. RIP, Fred.
 

 
Well, let’s see what else this month has in store for us…
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November 1, 2015
Categories: #hashtag, BANGLAR!, Baseball, Cartman, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Douche-bagger, Ed Balls, Fourth Grade, Granny Clinton, High and tight, Holidays, I am judging you, Jayson Blair, Kenya, Kyle, Loaded dice, Merry Christmas, North American Goat Love Association, Old Person, Plumbing, quesadillas, Rocky Dennis, Shark Week, Tastes More Like Regular, unicorns, whatever, Yard and Garden, Zzyzx . . Author: Sean M. . Comments: 61 Comments

Sāturni diēs

September 26, 2015
Categories: Brian Williams, Dan Rather, Helen Thomas, Jayson Blair . Tags: , , , , . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 246 Comments