Hello commuters, and welcome to Big Bombus Friday.
Stop asking me why I won’t take the things you give me
I’m not gonna smile
When you shake my hand an tell me you’re not happy with me
Your model for today was born November 6th, 1990 in Pompei, Napoli, Italy. She stands 5′ 5″, 34-24-36 and 110 lbs. Please freshen your breath and say buongiorno to Miss Valentina Nappi!
October 26, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, asshole, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brut, Canine, CHAD, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, fire in the hole, fucking genius, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, playing Hide the Salmon, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments
So one might think that a “Pecking Away” post might be about the latest currency of exchange for a maudlin teen child being bartered to a man for chickens, but one would be wrong.
Alas another important study has shown a disturbing trend in the course of events for the American male.
October 23, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, amazing post, Belly Button Micro Penis, Chicks dig a nice tool, Compound W, cow snot, dicking bimbos, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, High and tight, Hosefuckers, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, i don't care if it doesn't rime - anciently or otherwise, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Le Luc Long, Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, Moist, monkey love, Muddle My Mint, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Plumbing, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, racist, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", riding the cock carousel, Rub meat, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Taint what you think, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, Tuesday, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 161 Comments
Things mawr meaningful:
How about taking up knitting:
June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 196 Comments
Imagine getting your junk chonked on by a shark – not cool man!
June 5, 2018
Categories: 0, Balls, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, foreskin, Genital Itch, just the D…, mesadick, weiner . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 138 Comments
Not sure why things like this:
fastenate me but they do. Amazing piece of engineering & still pounding it out after all these years.
I was sooo enthralled by the nail making process I had to commission – YEP – your mom to write a little ditty about it.
May 1, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, amazing post, bangin' your bud, Chicks dig a nice tool, foreskin, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Man-Lesbian, Marez-ee-dotes, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, pruritus ani, soakin' the ole T-bone, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 72 Comments
The weekend was a bust for fishing. Saturday was the first time I tried to do a little trout fishing in the area I now live. Lots of water, but it’s mainly mud-bottom stuff that non-salmonids do well in but the cold water fish don’t.
April 17, 2018
Categories: 0, amazing post, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, butt-pokey blues, Chubs, Death by Fishstick, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fishy, Follically challenged, foreskin, Genital Itch, Hosefuckers, i'm zero indians, is there such a thing as bad head, Jesus Freak, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Marez-ee-dotes, Moist, monkey love, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, NOT another post by Pupster, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Rub meat, Shark Week, soakin' the ole T-bone, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 119 Comments
So the big day haz finally arrived.
Mood Music
April 3, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, amazing post, American Hero, asshat anonymous, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Chicks dig a nice tool, crisp bills, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, Genital Itch, is there such a thing as bad head, just the D…, Lesbians, Literature, Moist, motorboating done wrong, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, NOT another post by Pupster, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, playing Hide the Salmon, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Suck It., vagine, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 174 Comments
The pussy willows aren’t all pussy like yet, but the swamp maples are starting to bud. I also noticed what looks like the beginning of a bud forming on one of my lilac bushes. No squished wood chucks yet but the birds are getting kind of raucous and definitely flocking around out there, so I’d imagine new birds of a feather will be chirping in mere days –
March 27, 2018
Categories: 0, bangin' your bud, flower power, Follically challenged, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, I feel like chicken tonight., i'm zero indians, is there such a thing as bad bud? better axe the muppet, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Learn some shit, Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, new post needed ASAP!!!, nose nuggets, NOT another post by Pupster, Not Boobs, Oso made me do it!!!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Rumpus Room Rumba, soakin' the ole T-bone, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Suck It., this post stinks, Tuesday, Where's Cyn?, your mom's flower, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 140 Comments
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