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Upside Down Again

Well here we are in silly season again where the corporate media tell us that a 70 year old woman who shops at Forvever 21 is a fashion icon.

Do they ever get tired of carrying water for the loser left and their late middle aged, childless, over the hill bosses?

Spoiler: no, they don’t.

What makes me laugh is that they had an actual fashion icon, a model, and a truly beautifully exotic woman in the whitehouse for 4 years and they decided she was ugly, didn’t know how to dress, and was pedestrian. If you stretch it back an administration the garbage media told us that a mannish linebacker who shops at J Crew (so white!) was the black Helen of Troy. What a joke. Jill and Michelle Obama are slobs. Melania is Aphrodite reborn.

MJ: I won’t let you down, I will not give you up. Media: All we have to do now, is take these lies and make them true somehow.

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April 15, 2021
Categories: !RALGNAB, #Championshiplevelboobs, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, i don't care if it doesn't rime - anciently or otherwise, I Don't Give A Shit, I feel like chicken tonight., I Feel the Need for Speed, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Master Henry, Maxi Pads, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, Oprah's Slut Club, Oso made me do it!!!!, OWS, OWS Douchebags, Sac and Fox, Safety, Sandra Fluke, Say "What" Again, Suck It., Suddenly Sumo, The Bear Is Loose, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, Totally Nude, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Trump's Fault, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Why Do We Need Categories?, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 118 Comments

BBF – My Way

I know you are still recovering from my BBF poat of several years ago, but you didn’t revoke my keys to the blahg so I live for another day.

I’m not doing your usual Titsianna Gigglioni, bed dusting, veiny tits, stretch marks model. Instead Ima put you guys some knowledge.

First of all on this day in history:

1242 – Russian troops repelled an invasion attempt by the Teutonic Knights.

1614 – American Indian Pocahontas married English colonist John Rolfe in Virginia.

1621 – The Mayflower sailed from Plymouth, MA, on a return trip to England.

1792 – U.S. President George Washington cast the first presidential veto. The measure was for apportioning representatives among the states.

1843 – Queen Victoria proclaimed Hong Kong to be a British crown colony.

1887 – Anne Sullivan taught Helen Keller the meaning of the word “water” as spelled out in the manual alphabet.

1895 – Playwright Oscar Wilde lost his criminal libel case against the Marquess of Queensberry. Wilde had been accused of homosexual practices.

1908 – The Japanese Army reached the Yalu River as the Russians retreated.

1923 – Firestone Tire and Rubber Company began the first regular production of balloon tires.

1930 – Mahatma Ghandi defied British law by making salt in India.

1941 – German commandos secured docks along the Danube River in preparation for Germany’s invasion of the Balkans.

1951 – Americans Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were sentenced to death for committing espionage for the Soviet Union.

1953 – Jomo Kenyatta was convicted and sentenced to 7 years in prison for orchestrating the Mau-Mau rebellion in Kenya.

1955 – Winston Churchill resigned as British prime minister.

1984 – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Los Angeles Lakers) became the all-time NBA regular season scoring leader when he broke Wilt Chamberlain’s record of 31,419 career points.

1985 – John McEnroe said “any man can beat any woman at any sport, especially tennis.”

1989 – In Poland, accords were signed between Solidarity and the government that set free elections for June 1989. The eight-year ban on Solidarity was also set to be lifted.

1999 – In Laramie, WY, Russell Henderson pled guilty to kidnapping and felony murder in the death of Matthew Shepard.

2004 – Near Mexico City’s international airport, lightning struck the jet Mexican President Vicente Fox was on.

2009 – North Korea launched the Kwangmyongsong-2 rocket, prompting an emergency meeting of the United Nations Security Council.

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April 5, 2019
Categories: #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, bacon, BBF, bbq, braunschweiger, Bunker Pants!, Dang. I mean...dang., Don't Make Me Kill You, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Federal Witness Protection Program, Fourth Grade, Happy B-Day Michael, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, just the D…, Knockers, Learn some shit, Leave Poland Alone, Like you know how to read., new post, Old Person, POON!, racist, rhymes with "your mom", Rosetta Likes This, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, Snake juice guzzler, Sodium Chloride Fornication, The Bear Is Loose, This is fucking bullshit, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., TITS, Trump's Fault, Who You Calling Racist?, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Zzyzx . . Author: Hotspur . Comments: 58 Comments