Leon’s Sick Day Replacement Will Be Baby Animals And You’re Just Going To Deal With It

Yaaawnn…it’s a rainy crappy day, and eating lauraw’s pea seedlings is exhausting. I think I’ll put on my fluffy bunny slippers and take a nap.

This one isn’t a baby, but he’s trying to ACT like one, and I think you all know by now how I feel about rodents. My main beef with rodents is that they don’t crunch underfoot in a satisfying way the way you would imagine they do. Well, they don’t.

 

IMPOTENT UPDATE BY HOTSPUR:

This is for Laura:

This is for Leon: (Get well.)

And this is for Mare: (She’s always up to something.)

 

No puppies?  I fixt it (car in):

 

 

 

(Colex) Trying to fix the images…

Come Back!

Don’t be alarmed, it’s the name of the song for today.

Meme Floyd

In honor of al Baghdadi’s pursuer going back to work yesterday

We have declassified a picture of the wonderful dog (name not declassified) that did such a GREAT JOB in capturing and killing the Leader of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi! pic.twitter.com/PDMx9nZWvw

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 28, 2019

 

Crazy Little Thing Called Meme

Yes, it’s that time of the week, when you have to put up with J’Ames’ bullshit.

Pupper Post

The one that roped us in … LOOK AT THAT DOG! Is that not the cutest dog you’ve ever seen?

 

On the ride home. She really looks super upset about being torn away from her family.

Side eye. She doesn’t trust you guys.

This is what she looks like from the top.

They obviously can’t stand each other.

 

What happens when you add ANOTHER NEWFIE?   Graham is taller, and thinner than Moose (and is my nephew’s dog).   As you can see, they get along horribly.

 

This is Moose when I took him to the do -it-yourself doggie place.

The Oschi.

Poor dog – shouldn’t have that many issues. But she was as sweet as can be despite that.

 

 

 

Remember when Leon used to do Mushroom stuff?  I found this out by my chicken coop – looked like a portabella to me.  Weird.

 

 

On last picture – me and Ian at the show last week:

 

No Rush

MJ says today’s brystals will be of the noon-ish flavor.

So you swine will have to wait a lil’ while.

 

Here’s some inspirational posters to help you along.

 

Saturday Boom Boom

Good morning, shmoopties! Finally gonna work on the garden after so many weeks of being kidnapped and forced to eat seafood on my days off this Summer. Just gonna take it down and get it tucked away for next Spring.

Boom.

Boom usually refers to an onomatopoeic word for the sound that an explosion makes. Boom may also refer to:

Objects

• Boom (containment), a temporary floating barrier used to contain an oil spill
• Boom (navigational barrier), an obstacle strung across a navigable stretch of water to control or block navigation
• Boom (sailing), spar at the foot of a sail on a sailboat
• Boom (windsurfing), a wishbone shaped piece of windsurfing equipment
• Boom (ship), a type of Arab sailing vessel
• Log boom, a barrier placed in a river
• Boom, the lifting part of a crane
• Boom microphone, used by a boom operator to record sound
• Boom, the rear fuselage of an aircraft, as in twin boom

Yeah so then there are other kinds of Boom. Booyah! The kind we like.

Not a big fan of some kinds of boom. YMMV, I’m getting old for this crap.

This is more like it but nah.

Then here’s some better Boom, because I kind of dig Fergie.

A documentary about a boom?

“I’m interested in the subject matter, but not that interested,” he explained during a panel at the Tribeca TV festival.

Not sure that’s a recipe for success, but I guess we’ll see.

Whatever, goatlovin’ jackasses.

This concludes our short roundup of what happens on the first page when you put the word ‘boom’ in duckduckgo’s search engine and press ‘Enter.’ Or, as you Boomers still call it, ‘Return.’ Can you still hear the sliding of the carriage, Clarice?

Have a delightful weekend and I hope you all get some Saturday BoomBoom.

Update with thanks to Jimbro: This is the kind of boom I woke up to this morning.

 

Sick Day Coverage for Leon

OK EVERBODY STOP PANICKING. I got dis.

Baby aminals! YAYYY!

Bad Week to be a Leftie

Man, it sure has sucked to be a leftie this last week or so. Outdone by Donny Two Scoops, the single biggest idiot ever to populate the White House (their words).

MMM – Car-in’s version because Possum is sick

First a bit of motivational music- this is a real toe tapper.

 

 

Let’s see who I have in my binders of women.

The woman on the left is doing a chest to bar, which … bad-ass.

 

This looks pretty hard-core too, but I don’t want to try it.

The dreaded wall balls. I hates them.

Kettlebells are good.

The way I feel after most workouts.

See? Kettlebells are hard. This is kettlebell girl.

 

Are you motivated? I am.

 

/side note – I’m happy to see that “beer tree farm” has made it to our categories. Well played.

 

Closing song:

 

Update: I can’t believe I didn’t include this!